Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toilet behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rule against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place, you need to be 18 in order to enter high school, so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold ZIffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of Thursday, October 21, 2021.
The first case before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon concerns our girls’ tennis team – a matter from yesterday’s match against Capeside High School. Emma, a pretty freshman brunette, and a rising star on the team, has been charged with using the boys’ room at Capeside High yesterday. “There were, of course, two separate bathrooms at the Capeside High tennis complex,” Miss Graf – Coach of the girls’ tennis team – reports, “And Emma decided to use the boys’ room instead of waiting in line for the girls’ room.”
Emma admits to using the boys’ room but doesn’t think she did anything wrong. “A toilet is a toilet,” she tells us, “I just don’t see what the big deal is.” “The big deal is that you’re a girl and not a boy,” Coach Graf tells her, “And, as a girl, you’re supposed to use the girls’ room not the boys’ room.” “Just because there was a little line for the girls’ room is no excuse,” she tells the cute athletic freshman, “You need to wait if necessary and do your business in the girls’ room like you’re supposed to.” Emma just looks at her coach puzzled – Still not really sure why she’s making this an issue. “I suppose next you’re going to tell me that you tried to use a urinal or something,” Coach Graf then tells her, in a decidedly sarcastic tone, “And you don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.”
“Well, it wasn’t that kind of bathroom visit,” Emma then snaps back – the implication being that urinating wasn’t what she needed to do.” The comment catches everyone pretty much by surprise – Not the least of which is Coach Graf herself. “What?” she asks Emma simply. Having a bowel movement in the boys’ room is, of course, more serious than merely urinating in there. “I just assumed you went in there to urinate,” the pretty, blonde Tennis Coach tells her. But Emma explains that she urinated before getting on the bus to go to Capeside. “You always tell us to go before we get on the bus,” she reminds her coach, “I peed but I wasn’t feeling the urge to poop until we were already on our way there.” “So I pooped when we got there,” Emma tells us, “And I pooped in a toilet like I was supposed to.”
“You were supposed to poop in the GIRLS’ room!” Coach Graf immediately answers her back. But Emma argues again that she still doesn’t see what the big deal is. “This was a GIRLS’ tennis match, Coach,” she tells Coach Graf, “There were just girls there and no boys.” “There was a line for the girls’ room and no one was using the boys’ room at all,” she explains. “A toilet is a toilet and that’s what I used,” she argues, “So what if it was the boys’ room – There were no boys in there at the time.” “Would you rather I not have done it in the toilet?” she asks her coach, “Would you rather I be like Leylah and Angelique?” Earlier this year, Leylah and Angelique – both sophomores – each soiled her panties at a tennis match.
Immediately, I bang my gavel at that. That’s obviously a false comparison and I tell Emma so. “Really Emma?” I ask her rhetorically, “That’s what it was? – Either use the boys’ room or mess in your panties?” Questioning her further, Emma acknowledges that it wasn’t out of necessity but merely convenience that she used the boys’ room. “It was just that there was a line for the girls’ room and no one was using the boys’ room,” the athletic freshman beauty explains, “It wasn’t that it was an emergency or anything but I just didn’t think it made much sense to wait for the girls’ room when the boys’ room was right there.” “It wasn’t like they didn’t have a toilet in there, too, sir,” she tells me, “I used the toilet the exact same way in the boys’ room as I would have used it in the girls’ room.” Emma tells us that she simply did her bowel movement in the toilet, wiped herself, and then flushed it all down. “There really weren’t any problems as far as I could see,” Emma adds. For the record, there is no indication that Emma did anything improper in the boys’ room – Other than, of course, having her bowel movement in the boys’ room to begin with.
Determining the appropriate punishment for Emma in this case isn’t easy. She’s only got one prior toilet violation on her record -- that being “Late to Class for Bathroom Purposes” and that’s a minor offense. But this does constitute a toilet violation while representing the school and therefore is no small matter. “I don’t think we need to be particularly severe with her,” Coach Graf then argues, “I mean, Emma did simply use the toilet and I guess there really wasn’t much harm done.” “I certainly don’t think it’s as serious as when Angelique and Leylah messed their panties at a match,” she adds. “But we do need to make Emma understand that she can’t just go use the boys’ room because she thinks it’s more convenient,” the pretty Tennis Coach comments, “The most important thing is that Emma needs to learn that all her future toilet use be in the girls’ room and not the boys’ room.” Looking over at Emma she assures us that in the future she will only use the girls’ room. Coach Graf then nods her head – Obviously quite happy to hear that.
In the meantime, Emma will be writing, “I will not use the boys’ room at tennis matches or any other time again” 300 times and spending 2 weeks of her 3rd period study hall sitting on the toilet. The popular freshman brunette reacts in surprise at hearing that. “I have to sit on the toilet for punishment?” she asks. “Yes, you do,” I tell her, “And obviously, you will be sitting on a toilet in the GIRLS’ room!” Specifically, I assign Emma to do her toilet sitting in the girls’ locker room bathroom.
Moving on to cases from school today, I first call a quiet junior beauty named Willow. She is not only charged with “Panty-Soiling” but with doing it on purpose. That the shy and quiet brunette has soiled her panties is readily obvious – Her jeans are sporting quite a noticeable bulge in the seat from the load. But Willow vehemently denies that she did it on purpose. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that girls wetting or soiling themselves on purpose are dealt with more severely than girls merely having accidents. But those faithful readers of the TVPC also know that charging a girl with doing it on purpose is a difficult charge to prove.
“It was an ACCIDENT!” Willow argues in her defense, “It was just an accident.” “Look – I know I soiled my panties and I guess I soiled them kind of bad,” she acknowledges, “But it really was just an accident.” “No way did I mess in my panties on purpose, sir,” she tells me, “No way would I EVER mess in my panties on purpose – That’s just disgusting!” “I know I’ve had issues with pooping here at school – We both know that I don’t like using the girls’ rooms for that,” the toilet-troubled junior beauty continues, “You know I’ve got a thick file – You know I’ve done it in my pants a lot.” “But they’ve all been ACCIDDENTS, sir” she argues further, “I usually try to just hold it in until I get home from school and sometimes I have accidents because of that.” “And this one was an accident, too, sir,” she tells me adamantly, “I was trying to hold it in until I got home but I just didn’t make it.”
Miss Calendar, though, finds the girl’s explanation hard to believe. Miss Calendar is the girl’s 3rd period Computer Science Teacher and in whose class Willow was caught with the soiled panties. “You were trying to hold it in until you got home?” she asks the girl rhetorically, “Is that really what you expect us to believe?” “It was only 3rd period and you already had the mess in your panties,” she reminds the girl – A peculiar combination of anger and skepticism in her voice, “You had the mess already in your panties 3rd period and you expect us to believe you were trying to hold it in until you got home from school?” The implication, of course, was that she wasn’t even close to making it through the school day and really had no chance in holding it in until she got home. Willow really has no response to that but then again, she really doesn’t need to respond to that.
The thing is that it really doesn’t matter if Willow had a plausible plan for simply holding it in at school or not. Just because there really was no chance of her actually holding it in that long – The fact that she messed her panties during only 3rd period is plenty proof of that – Doesn’t mean that it’s considered intentional. “Even if Willow knew there was no way she’d be able to hold it in that long doesn’t make it intentional,” I point out and note for the record, “Even if Willow knew it was inevitably going to come out in her panties at school still doesn’t make it an intentional panty-soiling.” “As long as she was actually making an attempt to hold it in means that it’s only considered an accident,” I explain and further note for the record, “Even if her attempts to hold it in were futile and Willow knew it, as long as she was making the attempt, it’s still only considered an accident.”
That explanation definitely leaves Miss Calendar frustrated. The Computer Science Teacher is left just shaking her head. “You know its one thing when girls hold it in actually thinking they can make it home to do it there,” she says, “its bad enough when a girl has an accident doing that, but at least that’s actually an accident.” “But when a girl just holds it in for the sake of holding it in – When she continues to hold it in even when she knows there’s no chance she can hold it in long enough,” the quite pretty teacher rants on, “Well, as far as I’m concerned, that’s not really an accident.” “SHAME! – SHAME ON YOU!!” she yells at Willow, “It’s totally disgusting to just sit there and go in your pants the way that you did.” “It’s really a shame that a girl can get away with just sitting there in class without making any attempt to use the girls’ room at all,” Miss Calendar rants further – this time directing her rant specifically to me.
“Well, it isn’t exactly that she’s getting away with it, Jenny,” I point out to Miss Calendar, “Even if it’s deemed to be accidental, she’s still going to be punished for soiling her panties.” “It’s actually her 3rd panty-soiling already this year,” I note as I turn and glare at Willow in the process, “And her punishment will most certainly reflect that.” Questioning Willow further, the sweet but soft-spoken junior reasserts her claim that she was trying to hold it in – Sticking to her story that she was trying to hold it in until she got home from school. Checking back with her teacher, I ask Miss Calendar if she has any evidence contrary to that – That is, any evidence to suggest that Willow was not at least trying to hold it in. Miss Calendar, reluctantly, tells me that she has no such evidence. “As long as the girl is making ANY attempt to hold it in, it’s only considered an accident,” I then note again for the record, “To be considered intentional, the girl would have to actually push the bowel movement out into her panties or, at the least, just let it come out without providing any resistance at all.” As I noted before, under TVPC rules, it’s extremely hard to convict a girl of intentionally going in her pants. Accordingly, Willow is found “Guilty” of only a panty-soiling ACCIDENT.
It’s her 3rd such accident of the school, but given the severity of her accident and her lackadaisical attitude toward having her bowel movements at school, it’s clear that more than the usual punishment is in order here. Quite frankly, it’s tempting to send her down the hall to the girls’ room and make her clean up her accident there, but that would be too severe for only a 3rd offense. Instead, she is sentenced to a full week of detention and having to write, “I will not soil my panties in school again” 500 times.
My name is Arnold ZIffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of Thursday, October 21, 2021.
The first case before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon concerns our girls’ tennis team – a matter from yesterday’s match against Capeside High School. Emma, a pretty freshman brunette, and a rising star on the team, has been charged with using the boys’ room at Capeside High yesterday. “There were, of course, two separate bathrooms at the Capeside High tennis complex,” Miss Graf – Coach of the girls’ tennis team – reports, “And Emma decided to use the boys’ room instead of waiting in line for the girls’ room.”
Emma admits to using the boys’ room but doesn’t think she did anything wrong. “A toilet is a toilet,” she tells us, “I just don’t see what the big deal is.” “The big deal is that you’re a girl and not a boy,” Coach Graf tells her, “And, as a girl, you’re supposed to use the girls’ room not the boys’ room.” “Just because there was a little line for the girls’ room is no excuse,” she tells the cute athletic freshman, “You need to wait if necessary and do your business in the girls’ room like you’re supposed to.” Emma just looks at her coach puzzled – Still not really sure why she’s making this an issue. “I suppose next you’re going to tell me that you tried to use a urinal or something,” Coach Graf then tells her, in a decidedly sarcastic tone, “And you don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.”
“Well, it wasn’t that kind of bathroom visit,” Emma then snaps back – the implication being that urinating wasn’t what she needed to do.” The comment catches everyone pretty much by surprise – Not the least of which is Coach Graf herself. “What?” she asks Emma simply. Having a bowel movement in the boys’ room is, of course, more serious than merely urinating in there. “I just assumed you went in there to urinate,” the pretty, blonde Tennis Coach tells her. But Emma explains that she urinated before getting on the bus to go to Capeside. “You always tell us to go before we get on the bus,” she reminds her coach, “I peed but I wasn’t feeling the urge to poop until we were already on our way there.” “So I pooped when we got there,” Emma tells us, “And I pooped in a toilet like I was supposed to.”
“You were supposed to poop in the GIRLS’ room!” Coach Graf immediately answers her back. But Emma argues again that she still doesn’t see what the big deal is. “This was a GIRLS’ tennis match, Coach,” she tells Coach Graf, “There were just girls there and no boys.” “There was a line for the girls’ room and no one was using the boys’ room at all,” she explains. “A toilet is a toilet and that’s what I used,” she argues, “So what if it was the boys’ room – There were no boys in there at the time.” “Would you rather I not have done it in the toilet?” she asks her coach, “Would you rather I be like Leylah and Angelique?” Earlier this year, Leylah and Angelique – both sophomores – each soiled her panties at a tennis match.
Immediately, I bang my gavel at that. That’s obviously a false comparison and I tell Emma so. “Really Emma?” I ask her rhetorically, “That’s what it was? – Either use the boys’ room or mess in your panties?” Questioning her further, Emma acknowledges that it wasn’t out of necessity but merely convenience that she used the boys’ room. “It was just that there was a line for the girls’ room and no one was using the boys’ room,” the athletic freshman beauty explains, “It wasn’t that it was an emergency or anything but I just didn’t think it made much sense to wait for the girls’ room when the boys’ room was right there.” “It wasn’t like they didn’t have a toilet in there, too, sir,” she tells me, “I used the toilet the exact same way in the boys’ room as I would have used it in the girls’ room.” Emma tells us that she simply did her bowel movement in the toilet, wiped herself, and then flushed it all down. “There really weren’t any problems as far as I could see,” Emma adds. For the record, there is no indication that Emma did anything improper in the boys’ room – Other than, of course, having her bowel movement in the boys’ room to begin with.
Determining the appropriate punishment for Emma in this case isn’t easy. She’s only got one prior toilet violation on her record -- that being “Late to Class for Bathroom Purposes” and that’s a minor offense. But this does constitute a toilet violation while representing the school and therefore is no small matter. “I don’t think we need to be particularly severe with her,” Coach Graf then argues, “I mean, Emma did simply use the toilet and I guess there really wasn’t much harm done.” “I certainly don’t think it’s as serious as when Angelique and Leylah messed their panties at a match,” she adds. “But we do need to make Emma understand that she can’t just go use the boys’ room because she thinks it’s more convenient,” the pretty Tennis Coach comments, “The most important thing is that Emma needs to learn that all her future toilet use be in the girls’ room and not the boys’ room.” Looking over at Emma she assures us that in the future she will only use the girls’ room. Coach Graf then nods her head – Obviously quite happy to hear that.
In the meantime, Emma will be writing, “I will not use the boys’ room at tennis matches or any other time again” 300 times and spending 2 weeks of her 3rd period study hall sitting on the toilet. The popular freshman brunette reacts in surprise at hearing that. “I have to sit on the toilet for punishment?” she asks. “Yes, you do,” I tell her, “And obviously, you will be sitting on a toilet in the GIRLS’ room!” Specifically, I assign Emma to do her toilet sitting in the girls’ locker room bathroom.
Moving on to cases from school today, I first call a quiet junior beauty named Willow. She is not only charged with “Panty-Soiling” but with doing it on purpose. That the shy and quiet brunette has soiled her panties is readily obvious – Her jeans are sporting quite a noticeable bulge in the seat from the load. But Willow vehemently denies that she did it on purpose. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that girls wetting or soiling themselves on purpose are dealt with more severely than girls merely having accidents. But those faithful readers of the TVPC also know that charging a girl with doing it on purpose is a difficult charge to prove.
“It was an ACCIDENT!” Willow argues in her defense, “It was just an accident.” “Look – I know I soiled my panties and I guess I soiled them kind of bad,” she acknowledges, “But it really was just an accident.” “No way did I mess in my panties on purpose, sir,” she tells me, “No way would I EVER mess in my panties on purpose – That’s just disgusting!” “I know I’ve had issues with pooping here at school – We both know that I don’t like using the girls’ rooms for that,” the toilet-troubled junior beauty continues, “You know I’ve got a thick file – You know I’ve done it in my pants a lot.” “But they’ve all been ACCIDDENTS, sir” she argues further, “I usually try to just hold it in until I get home from school and sometimes I have accidents because of that.” “And this one was an accident, too, sir,” she tells me adamantly, “I was trying to hold it in until I got home but I just didn’t make it.”
Miss Calendar, though, finds the girl’s explanation hard to believe. Miss Calendar is the girl’s 3rd period Computer Science Teacher and in whose class Willow was caught with the soiled panties. “You were trying to hold it in until you got home?” she asks the girl rhetorically, “Is that really what you expect us to believe?” “It was only 3rd period and you already had the mess in your panties,” she reminds the girl – A peculiar combination of anger and skepticism in her voice, “You had the mess already in your panties 3rd period and you expect us to believe you were trying to hold it in until you got home from school?” The implication, of course, was that she wasn’t even close to making it through the school day and really had no chance in holding it in until she got home. Willow really has no response to that but then again, she really doesn’t need to respond to that.
The thing is that it really doesn’t matter if Willow had a plausible plan for simply holding it in at school or not. Just because there really was no chance of her actually holding it in that long – The fact that she messed her panties during only 3rd period is plenty proof of that – Doesn’t mean that it’s considered intentional. “Even if Willow knew there was no way she’d be able to hold it in that long doesn’t make it intentional,” I point out and note for the record, “Even if Willow knew it was inevitably going to come out in her panties at school still doesn’t make it an intentional panty-soiling.” “As long as she was actually making an attempt to hold it in means that it’s only considered an accident,” I explain and further note for the record, “Even if her attempts to hold it in were futile and Willow knew it, as long as she was making the attempt, it’s still only considered an accident.”
That explanation definitely leaves Miss Calendar frustrated. The Computer Science Teacher is left just shaking her head. “You know its one thing when girls hold it in actually thinking they can make it home to do it there,” she says, “its bad enough when a girl has an accident doing that, but at least that’s actually an accident.” “But when a girl just holds it in for the sake of holding it in – When she continues to hold it in even when she knows there’s no chance she can hold it in long enough,” the quite pretty teacher rants on, “Well, as far as I’m concerned, that’s not really an accident.” “SHAME! – SHAME ON YOU!!” she yells at Willow, “It’s totally disgusting to just sit there and go in your pants the way that you did.” “It’s really a shame that a girl can get away with just sitting there in class without making any attempt to use the girls’ room at all,” Miss Calendar rants further – this time directing her rant specifically to me.
“Well, it isn’t exactly that she’s getting away with it, Jenny,” I point out to Miss Calendar, “Even if it’s deemed to be accidental, she’s still going to be punished for soiling her panties.” “It’s actually her 3rd panty-soiling already this year,” I note as I turn and glare at Willow in the process, “And her punishment will most certainly reflect that.” Questioning Willow further, the sweet but soft-spoken junior reasserts her claim that she was trying to hold it in – Sticking to her story that she was trying to hold it in until she got home from school. Checking back with her teacher, I ask Miss Calendar if she has any evidence contrary to that – That is, any evidence to suggest that Willow was not at least trying to hold it in. Miss Calendar, reluctantly, tells me that she has no such evidence. “As long as the girl is making ANY attempt to hold it in, it’s only considered an accident,” I then note again for the record, “To be considered intentional, the girl would have to actually push the bowel movement out into her panties or, at the least, just let it come out without providing any resistance at all.” As I noted before, under TVPC rules, it’s extremely hard to convict a girl of intentionally going in her pants. Accordingly, Willow is found “Guilty” of only a panty-soiling ACCIDENT.
It’s her 3rd such accident of the school, but given the severity of her accident and her lackadaisical attitude toward having her bowel movements at school, it’s clear that more than the usual punishment is in order here. Quite frankly, it’s tempting to send her down the hall to the girls’ room and make her clean up her accident there, but that would be too severe for only a 3rd offense. Instead, she is sentenced to a full week of detention and having to write, “I will not soil my panties in school again” 500 times.
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