Saw a woman with pooped jeans in public!

[DaveW]

I saw something today that I've never seen before - my dream come true, pretty much.

I saw a woman in her late 40s who had obviously pooped her jeans walking in public, during rush hour. This was in Toronto around 6pm today. She was walking on College St. when I passed by her. I noticed an obvious brown stain and bulge dropping down from her right butt cheek and down her right pant leg.

I immediately pulled over onto a side street, parked, and walked behind her. The bulge and stain were obvious.

She was white, in her mid 40s, wearing sunglasses. She had short blonde hair and was in great shape. She was wearing light blue jeans and a short sleeved shirt. She didn't seem to mind standing there in her pooped jeans. She stopped to cross the road into Kensington Market and didn't look at anyone, but didn't stand to the side either.

I had my phone on me and wanted to snap a photo but couldn't make myself do it - I felt like a real creeper just holding the phone in my hand.

I followed behind her (yeah, like that's not creepy, but that's beside the point) for a few streets but had to be somewhere at 6:30. I couldn't believe my luck. I'm not sure whether I smelled anything or not. I walked beside two guys who nudged each other and laughed at the woman from behind. She didn't seem to notice.

Wonderful sighting. It didn't seem like she did it on purpose, but it's interesting as to why she chose to go in her pants as opposed to stopping off at any of the available coffee shops or public bathrooms along College St.

Will definitely stay in my head for a while.

[spandexman]

Lucky guy

Pooped in jeans! The ultimate sighting. I am very envious. How big was the brown package?

I agree about not taking a picture, although we would all enjoy it. It would be different if you knew her or she agreed to be photographed. You showed class and restraint.

Thanks for sharing.

[DaveW]

The stain was large and obvious.
Imagine a clean pair of jeans on a woman - back perspective.
There was a large brown stain from the lower portion of her butt cheek to about mid thigh, though on the back and inside of her right leg.

That same area, especially around the back of the thigh where it was brown, appeared more lumpy than usual, as though the poo was snuggled there.

The load wasn't wet, though, which I would expect it to be, given that it had run down the back of her leg. Great sighting!

[spandexman]

Great find

Thanks for the info. You are a lucky guy.

[pantiespooper]

Oddly enough...

This does not sound like an out-and-out accident.

If it was, she did kinda what I wold do in the same circumstance - not draw any special attention to it as I walked.

Also, if you indicate there were plenty of restrooms available, she could have stopped nearly anywhere to avoid the accident, or perhaps cleaned up there.

No, I think this lady, like me, likes to walk with her poop in her panties (or jeans). She has the guts not to be phased by snickers and comments, and just enjoyed it for several blocks. AWESOME.

Do you suppose you would want to stake out the area, to see if she does it again? Although, when I think about it, I would not do it in the same place all the time - maybe she doesn't either.

[DaveW]

I've really thought about it Pantiespooper, to stake out the area for an hour around the time of the incident to see who the lady is. However my schedule this week was hectic.

Perhaps next week - I'll let you know if I spot her again. That would be dreamy!

[Turtlehead]

Interesting and rare sighting. It seems like it's not that unusual over a period of years to see a few pee accidents, but poop accident sightings are much more rare, I think. This could be because it's usually easier to hold in a dump for a while when needing to go, except for diarrhea, than it is to hold a piss when you really, really need it.

A number of things could be behind this sighting. She could have done it on purpose, but there isn't a lot more to say about that other than it could have happened that way. If not a deliberate act, she could have needed to go for some time, and been repeatedly putting it off for any one of a number of reasons, lack of time, not wanting to use a public toilet etc. One of the things that can happen when a person holds it and holds it, fighting off each urge, is that the urges can subside for a while, kind of like the problem is solved. This creates a false sense of security that you can wait "forever" when it's a solid load. But sometimes, this can result in a sort of "bowel ambush," in which the things go from the calm of not needing to go to a one-minute warning very quickly.

If this is what happened, is it possible she didn't think her load was visible? Didn't care? Was just making the best of it? Unless you meet her, and get the real story, we'll just never know!

If this wasn't deliberate, I suspect the overconfidence with a formed bowel movement. I think it's quite common for people to think that a solid load can be held almost indefinitely, and I've seen people say it online and heard the comment in real life: "You only shit your pants if you've got diarrhea." I absolutely know this is not true, as I've been close to shitting myself a number of time with "normal" shit, and so have several people I know.

Anyway, great report! Let's have more of them!

[Scatman]

If you see her again, plz tape it next time with your cell phone! Then post on here.

[Scotsboy]

What a fantastic sighting. It's all about being in the right place at the right time, and you struck gold! I understand about you following her, even though it's not the right thing to do. You just want to saviour the sighting for as long as possible and it's very frustrating when you have to be elsewhere soon after. Thanks for describing the sighting to us.

[Garthe]

Nice!

I' m quite certain that I would have jizzed in my pants so much that she and I would both have had a mess to clean up!