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I was hanging out with my friends last night and we were all sitting around the patio and my friend sean had his girlfriend jessica on his lap, so he was bouncing his knee up and down and jessica said "I need to poop babe take it easy", so he laughed and bounced her harder and she said "oh babe seriously this is starting to become an issue" and we all kind of giggled. She kept saying how bad she had to go and how she didn't want to get up so then me and sean went around the corner and took some tokes and when we got back 10 minutes later she was still sitting there needing to poop,and I caught the tail end of my friends mom telling a story about how she pooped her pants on her way home but when we walked up she finished her story and looked at sean and said "you better walk your girl over to her apartment shes about to drop a load in her yoga pants" and as she said that jessica laughed and I heard a little fart and she blushed then ran to her apartment.
that was just a fun night =)
that was just a fun night =)
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