Is this dangerous?

[Anoneemouse]

Is this dangerous? I made a bowl of quick oats that I bought at walmart for 4 dollars. I didnt add any sugar or anything, and I didn't eat any of it. In fact, I rolled it up in to turds and put it up my ass. When I shit it back out, it felt just like taking a real shit. It didnt hurt to get it in or out. I did this because I'm tired of having to wait for my body to make its own waste. I'm horny now!!!

I did this over a month ago and I haven't had any health issues, but I have realized that what I am doing could potentially be dangerous, and I dont want to have to be that guy that has to go in to the ER with a rectum full of oatmeal! And I never put very much inside of me, just like 6 or 7 inches, 1 and 1/2 inches in diameter. Like I said, it doesnt hurt going in or out, but I want to know how dangerous it could be. Any and all feedback is appreciated.

[steve]

Unless the oatmeal was contaminated, or you cut the inside of your bowel (which is easy to do, but not sure how likely with oatmeal), then it should be fine.

[DaveW]

I'm not a doctor but have done similar things without any injury or pain. I've also stuffed up to three bananas up there and the load is tremendous.

[Percival]

$4 for oats? That sounds expensive

The oats would probably be quite soothing unless they're too coarse.

I suppose it might get impacted if you don't mix in enough liquid.

Just don't try it with oatcakes! (Mmm - I love oatcakes with cheese).

[adriann]

Re: Dangerous

Interesting thought. How do you get the oatmeal up there?? I would suppose malt-o-meal would be to soupy

Adriann

[Anoneemouse]

I Use My Hand

When I mix my oatmeal I put water in the dry oats until the oats appear spongy. Microwave for 45 to 60 seconds, pull out and let cool. Make sure to let it cool long enough. Once cooled, I use a spoon and I mash the oatmeal in the bowl, like a mortar and pestle. Once mashed, shape your oatmeal into turds. All of this takes about 20 minutes. Then I go in the bathroom and stand over a tile floor, put one foot up on the counter, and with one hand insert the turds one by one. It is a process that can be described as, taking a shit backwards. You see, to get them all in, you have to constantly contract your bowels, pulling each turd further inside of you to make room for more and more. It feels really good when you get a nice load in you. Make whatever consistency you want, although the mushier the messier. Hope that explaination helps anyone that was curious