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Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of February 10, 2011.
I am quite sorry to see that Penny is the next girl to face the TVPC this afternoon. The pretty and likeable sophomore honor student with aspiration of becoming an astronaut has a propensity for messing in her panties and that has apparently gotten her into trouble once again. TVPC fans may remember her from our 11/15/10 session when she was punished for her 3rd panty-soiling offense of the year. Today, she faces punishment not only for her 6th panty-soiling offense but for the fact that it happened during her attendance at a 3-day “Astronaut Camp” program for advanced Science students who want to become astronauts. Accordingly, this charge is a “while representing the school” accident and accordingly will bring more severe punishment if she is found guilty. If that wasn’t bad enough, she also faces a charge of wetting her bed during one of the nights that she was there.
I feel bad for her not only in that she’s such a sweet and likeable girl who has had more than her share of toilet problems this year, but for the fact that her sister stands as her accuser this afternoon. Her sister Judy (Miss Robinson) is a Science teacher at our school and was the chaperone for the 6 students from our school that went to Astronaut Camp. “I’m sorry, Penny,” Miss Robinson says to her younger sister in this decidedly awkward situation, “But I have a duty as your teacher and chaperone on this trip to report your toilet violations.” “I don’t like this anymore than you do,” the pretty young Science teacher explains, “I just can’t let these Violation Reports get LOST IN SPACE somewhere.” “I really wish you would stop with these accidents,” she adds, “It doesn’t look good for me, either, when people see one of my students with a mess in her panties on the trip.”
Oddly, Penny has pleaded “Not Guilty” to the soiling offense. The TVPC sits nearly dumbfounded as she claims in her defense that going in her panties was actually part of the Astronaut Camp program. “The program is that they put us in a simulated spaceship and we have to function just as regular astronauts do,” the quiet but very bright and articulate Penny tells us. “Astronauts don’t get to go to the bathroom on their spaceships,” she explains, “They wear astronaut diapers and go to the bathroom in them, instead.” “That’s ridiculous,” Miss Robinson tells her sister and the TVPC. “They had a toilet right there next to the simulator,” she explains, “It’s just that she didn’t want to use it because it only had a curtain around it for privacy.” “I’m sorry but this thing about astronaut diapers is just another one of her excuses for not wanting to use the toilet like she should,” the teacher adds. “Yeah, really!” states Cassie, another of our top science students and Penny’s roommate on the trip, “There was a bathroom right there for everyone to use.” “It wasn’t the greatest in privacy, but that’s obviously not an excuse to ignore it and go in our pants instead,” she continues, “That was just totally disgusting what Penny did – I just can’t believe she’d just sit there and not only messed in her pants but wet them as well.”
“Both ways, Penny?” I ask the toilet troubled aspiring astronaut. “Yes sir, but…….” – I cut her off in mid-sentence. “I’m afraid that makes this even worse, young lady,” I tell her as I change the charge to reflect a “doubleheader” accident – that is, she went both ways in her pants. But that being done, I do give her a chance to further explain herself. “I’m sorry sir, but it really was part of the astronaut program,” she explains as she begins to cry, tears welling up in her sad looking eyes, “I know everyone else decided to go and use that toilet, but it isn’t true to what it’s really like for astronauts.” “You can ask anybody there that ran the program for us,” she goes on, now obviously getting frustrated at the reaction to her claim, “Why, if astronauts don’t use them, did they have the diapers there for us if we wanted them?” “If I am going to get punished for this then at least change it DIAPER-soiling,” she adds, frustration evident, “No way should it be PANTY-soiling when I wasn’t even wearing panties to begin with.”
Her last few comments, however, do raise a few eyebrows in the TVPC committee room. “Did they really have astronaut diapers there for them to use?” I ask Miss Robinson. She confirms that they did but points out that no one was forced to use them and no one else but Penny did. “They had them when I went to Astronaut Camp when I was in high school, too,” Judy claims, “But no one used them then, either.” “Why would you want to go in a diaper when you could go in a toilet instead?” Cassie adds, “That is just totally disgusting!” “I’m sorry to say that it’s all just an excuse,” our Science teacher and chaperone asserts, “Penny didn’t want to have to use that toilet so she decided to put on the diaper and use it, instead.” Upon questioning, Judy acknowledges that after the first day (the day that Penny messed and wet in the diaper), she made Penny wear her regular underwear in the Astronaut simulator. She also confirms that, other than the bedwetting, Penny had no more accidents after that. “I don’t think she ever did a bowel movement in that toilet by the simulator,” Miss Robinson answers, “But she definitely did NOT have any other accidents.” Penny explains that she did urinate in the toilet there but didn’t have to do “the other thing” during the sessions. “Both days, I went when I was back in the dorm,” she claims. Personally, I wonder if she did have to go but was just able to hold it in long enough to go back at the dorm. But as long as she didn’t go in her pants, it’s not a matter for the TVPC.
This case represents a dilemma for the TVPC. Penny did go in her pants (both ways, in fact) and you could even argue that she did it on purpose – making it even more serious than it is already. But this was indeed an astronaut simulation program and they did have the diapers there for them to use just like regular astronauts do. We may find it disgusting, but we simply cannot conclude that Penny did anything wrong by following the Astronaut Camp program to the letter. “I’m afraid that Penny was just doing what astronauts have to do,” I tell Miss Robinson and note for the record, “And we are not going to punish her for taking the Astronaut Camp program more seriously than everyone else.” “It was all just an excuse – an excuse for her to avoid using the toilet like she should,” Miss Robinson argues again. “We don’t know that,” I tell her, “And just because you decided to use the toilet when you were an astronaut doesn’t mean that Penny should be forced to.” “I can’t really say that I ever used the toilet as an astronaut,” she explains, “I know it seems ridiculous, but I just never seemed to have to go then.”
“What about the bedwetting?” Cassie, her roommate on the trip asks, “What kind of girl her age still wets the bed – that’s not as disgusting as #2, but it’s pretty bad, as well.
“Guilty on that one,” Penny acknowledges, her head lowered in shame. “Not so fast,” I tell her, “I have some questions first.” “You didn’t do it on purpose, did you?” I ask her. “No,” is her answer. “You didn’t consume alcoholic beverages that day, did you?” I ask her. “No sir,” she answers. “You did go to the bathroom and urinate before you went to bed that night, didn’t you?” I ask her. “Yes sir,” Penny explains, “I actually went to the bathroom both ways that night before I went to bed.” Checking the TVPC records, I note that Penny is not on “Bedwetting Probation”, either.
“The TVPC recognizes that bedwetting is a problem that many girls have – even girls in high school,” I announce, paying particular attention that Cassie (with her unsympathetic attitude) hears me, “And obviously Penny was in no way negligent in causing herself to wet the bed.” “You don’t think your sister in any way caused herself to wet the bed?” I ask her sister. “No, Mr. Chairman, “I know she had that problem when she was younger but I don’t think she’s done it for a while now.” “It used to happen a lot when I got really tired – I was so tired that I wouldn’t wake up even to go to the bathroom,” Penny explains, “But I hadn’t done it for like 3 years.” “I guess I was just so tired from all that we did that day,” she continues, “I guess I just didn’t wake up when I had to go.”
I ask Penny to withdraw her plea of “Guilty” and she, of course, does. I then find her “Not Guilty” of bedwetting, but I do have something to explain to her. “You’ll get no punishment for this today,” I tell her, “But it will be noted in your toilet record and you are now on ‘Bedwetting Probation’ for a year.” For the next year, when she goes on any overnight school trip it is RECOMMENDED that she wear some sort of bedwetting protection. I suppose that astronaut diapers would be a good idea. “If you wear the bedwetting protection and do wet in your sleep again, you will NOT be punished,” I explain, “But if you decide not to wear the bedwetting protection and you do wet the bed again, you will be punished for a wetting violation – a “while representing the school” wetting violation. “You don’t have to decide now,” I tell her, “But you’ll have something to think about and a decision to be made on school trips for at least the next year.” Any type of wetting accident in her sleep, whether an actual bedwetting or wetting into the bedwetting protection would extend her “Bedwetting Probation” one year from the date of the occurrence.
Though obviously, still embarrassed, Penny seems relieved to be walking away without punishment on either charge. Her roommate Cassie looks very annoyed at the outcome. I’m not quite sure what Miss Robinson is thinking.
For the next matter before the TVPC this afternoon, I recognize Miss Bliss, the faculty advisor to the school’s Student Council. “Good AFTERNOON, Miss Bliss,” I greet her. I understand that today was one of those Student Council exchange days when students from other schools come here and go to school here for the day. Next month, some of our students will return the favor and spend the day going to school at other schools. I guess the idea is for students to experience what other schools are like as compared to their own school.
“How did it go, today, Miss Bliss,” I ask her. “Pretty good, Mr. Chairman,” she tells me, “Although we did have one little problem and that’s why I’m here.” She then introduces Rory, a very pretty honor student from Chilton Academy over on GILMORE Avenue in nearby Stars Hollow. As Rory rises, I need not even ask Miss Bliss what the problem is. Rory’s pleated and otherwise immaculate uniform skirt is obviously quite soaking wet. “I assume young lady that all that wetness on your skirt is NOT from something you spilled on it? I ask her. “No, sir – It is what it looks like it is,” she says quietly and humbly, “I did wet myself.” “That’s not all that you did now, is it Rory?” Miss Bliss asks our very polite and obviously quite shamed visitor. “No, it’s not, Ma’am – and Sir,” she admits, “I’ve got a mess in my panties, too.”
That revelation is a bit of a surprise. With her loose fitting uniform skirt, the mess in her panties isn’t apparent – in fact, even now, as I’m looking for it, I can’t see any sort of bulge from her panty-load at all. It makes me wonder just how bad Rory’s messy panties really are. “Oh they’re pretty bad,” the pretty and kind-hearted Miss Bliss clarifies, “I have seen worse, but Rory definitely does have a very full bowel movement under there.” “Yes, sir – I did do it all in my panties,” Rory shamefully admits. “WOW – That skirt really does do a good job of hiding her loaded panties,” I mention. “It really does,” Miss Bliss acknowledges, “If it wasn’t for the strange way that Rory was walking because of it, I don’t think I would have suspected a mess, either.” I had always wondered why all these private schools make the girls wear uniform skits like that – maybe we’ve just discovered the reason.
“I don’t seem to have a Violation Report on this,” I tell our Student Council advisor, after failing to find one in the stack of papers on the committee table in front of me. “Yes, Mr. Chairman,” she acknowledges. “I think that this is the first time we’ve had one of these student council exchange students go in her panties like this,” she explains, “I’m not really sure if our toilet rules can be applied to Rory since she doesn’t really even go to our school.” That raises a very interesting question and I must take a moment to consult the TVPC regulations to see if our school toilet rules can indeed be applied to a girl who is only a visitor at our school.
“I’m really sorry about this,” Rory says, “It’s really not like me to go in my pants – I haven’t done a #2 in my panties since like Middle School.” “I guess I’m really spoiled when it comes to school bathrooms,” she tells us, “We have really nice girls’ rooms back at my regular school and I use them all the time.” “So I take it that you don’t like our bathrooms, then?” asks Mrs. Crabtree, a TVPC member. “I really don’t mean it like any insult to your school,” the ever polite Rory clarifies, “I like your school a lot – I just don’t like the girls’ rooms.” “I really don’t think I could ever use bathrooms like you have here,” our guest from Chilton Academy adds, “I guess I’d really be in trouble if I went to school here all the time.” “I guess you would be,” Mrs. Crabtree fires back, a little angry, “I know a lot girls don’t like to do their bowel movements in there, but if you couldn’t even urinate in the school girls’ rooms, you would have problems indeed.” “You certainly would have some problems, Rory,” I explain, in a little more conciliatory tone as I understand that Rory really didn’t mean any offense, “You’d be coming before this committee many, many times and you’d be getting some pretty severe punishments after a while.”
“Um – What about today?” Rory asks, looking a little apprehensive at what she hears. “I’m afraid the rules do apply to you,” I explain, “TVPC regulations apply to visiting female students as much as they apply to our regular female students.” “So I’m afraid that Miss Bliss is going to write up a formal Violation Report on you,” I continue, “And you will indeed have to face the consequences of your actions in not going to the girls’ room when you should have.” You can now see a very obvious look of dread on Rory’s face as she hears that (she’s usually a very happy girl, I’m told) and it gets even worse when I explain that she’s been charged with a “doubleheader” accident – that is, she went both ways in her pants. Looking around the room and seeing a girl at a blackboard in the back of the room writing “I will not wet and soil my panties in school again.” and noticing the numbers preceding the sentences (they are in the 600’s) does little to ease that dread.
But after letting her worry there for a moment, I ease her fears. “Fortunately for you Rory, it’s only your first offense,” I tell her, “And for your first offense, even if it’s a doubleheader like you did, it only gets a warning.” “That girl writing in the back of the room has done it multiple times,” I clarify for her, “It took many soiling offenses for her to earn a punishment like that.” Obviously, Rory looks very relieved at hearing that. Accordingly, even though she is officially recorded as “Guilty” and now has a toilet record at our school, she gets off with no actual punishment.
I do, however, ask her to leave her home address. “We will be sending a notice home to you mom on this,” I tell her, “That is what happens for all toilet-related offenses, even if the girl just gets a warning. That look of dread returns to her face. “I really wish you didn’t have to do that,” she says, “My mom is really nice about most things, but what you never see is just how crazy she gets over toilet stuff like accidents.” “The last time I messed in my panties, she made me wear diapers for 2 weeks,” Rory explains, “And that was 4 years ago – I know I’m going to get it lot worse now that I’m older.” “I hated having to wear diapers, especially to school,” she continues, now crying for the first time, “I can’t believe that I’m going to have to wear diapers to high school.” Of course, I feel sorry for her, but I must abide by the rules and send that notice home. Rory is dismissed and walks away bowlegged, trying very hard not to spread the big mess in her panties any worse than it already is.
TO BE CONTINUED
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of February 10, 2011.
I am quite sorry to see that Penny is the next girl to face the TVPC this afternoon. The pretty and likeable sophomore honor student with aspiration of becoming an astronaut has a propensity for messing in her panties and that has apparently gotten her into trouble once again. TVPC fans may remember her from our 11/15/10 session when she was punished for her 3rd panty-soiling offense of the year. Today, she faces punishment not only for her 6th panty-soiling offense but for the fact that it happened during her attendance at a 3-day “Astronaut Camp” program for advanced Science students who want to become astronauts. Accordingly, this charge is a “while representing the school” accident and accordingly will bring more severe punishment if she is found guilty. If that wasn’t bad enough, she also faces a charge of wetting her bed during one of the nights that she was there.
I feel bad for her not only in that she’s such a sweet and likeable girl who has had more than her share of toilet problems this year, but for the fact that her sister stands as her accuser this afternoon. Her sister Judy (Miss Robinson) is a Science teacher at our school and was the chaperone for the 6 students from our school that went to Astronaut Camp. “I’m sorry, Penny,” Miss Robinson says to her younger sister in this decidedly awkward situation, “But I have a duty as your teacher and chaperone on this trip to report your toilet violations.” “I don’t like this anymore than you do,” the pretty young Science teacher explains, “I just can’t let these Violation Reports get LOST IN SPACE somewhere.” “I really wish you would stop with these accidents,” she adds, “It doesn’t look good for me, either, when people see one of my students with a mess in her panties on the trip.”
Oddly, Penny has pleaded “Not Guilty” to the soiling offense. The TVPC sits nearly dumbfounded as she claims in her defense that going in her panties was actually part of the Astronaut Camp program. “The program is that they put us in a simulated spaceship and we have to function just as regular astronauts do,” the quiet but very bright and articulate Penny tells us. “Astronauts don’t get to go to the bathroom on their spaceships,” she explains, “They wear astronaut diapers and go to the bathroom in them, instead.” “That’s ridiculous,” Miss Robinson tells her sister and the TVPC. “They had a toilet right there next to the simulator,” she explains, “It’s just that she didn’t want to use it because it only had a curtain around it for privacy.” “I’m sorry but this thing about astronaut diapers is just another one of her excuses for not wanting to use the toilet like she should,” the teacher adds. “Yeah, really!” states Cassie, another of our top science students and Penny’s roommate on the trip, “There was a bathroom right there for everyone to use.” “It wasn’t the greatest in privacy, but that’s obviously not an excuse to ignore it and go in our pants instead,” she continues, “That was just totally disgusting what Penny did – I just can’t believe she’d just sit there and not only messed in her pants but wet them as well.”
“Both ways, Penny?” I ask the toilet troubled aspiring astronaut. “Yes sir, but…….” – I cut her off in mid-sentence. “I’m afraid that makes this even worse, young lady,” I tell her as I change the charge to reflect a “doubleheader” accident – that is, she went both ways in her pants. But that being done, I do give her a chance to further explain herself. “I’m sorry sir, but it really was part of the astronaut program,” she explains as she begins to cry, tears welling up in her sad looking eyes, “I know everyone else decided to go and use that toilet, but it isn’t true to what it’s really like for astronauts.” “You can ask anybody there that ran the program for us,” she goes on, now obviously getting frustrated at the reaction to her claim, “Why, if astronauts don’t use them, did they have the diapers there for us if we wanted them?” “If I am going to get punished for this then at least change it DIAPER-soiling,” she adds, frustration evident, “No way should it be PANTY-soiling when I wasn’t even wearing panties to begin with.”
Her last few comments, however, do raise a few eyebrows in the TVPC committee room. “Did they really have astronaut diapers there for them to use?” I ask Miss Robinson. She confirms that they did but points out that no one was forced to use them and no one else but Penny did. “They had them when I went to Astronaut Camp when I was in high school, too,” Judy claims, “But no one used them then, either.” “Why would you want to go in a diaper when you could go in a toilet instead?” Cassie adds, “That is just totally disgusting!” “I’m sorry to say that it’s all just an excuse,” our Science teacher and chaperone asserts, “Penny didn’t want to have to use that toilet so she decided to put on the diaper and use it, instead.” Upon questioning, Judy acknowledges that after the first day (the day that Penny messed and wet in the diaper), she made Penny wear her regular underwear in the Astronaut simulator. She also confirms that, other than the bedwetting, Penny had no more accidents after that. “I don’t think she ever did a bowel movement in that toilet by the simulator,” Miss Robinson answers, “But she definitely did NOT have any other accidents.” Penny explains that she did urinate in the toilet there but didn’t have to do “the other thing” during the sessions. “Both days, I went when I was back in the dorm,” she claims. Personally, I wonder if she did have to go but was just able to hold it in long enough to go back at the dorm. But as long as she didn’t go in her pants, it’s not a matter for the TVPC.
This case represents a dilemma for the TVPC. Penny did go in her pants (both ways, in fact) and you could even argue that she did it on purpose – making it even more serious than it is already. But this was indeed an astronaut simulation program and they did have the diapers there for them to use just like regular astronauts do. We may find it disgusting, but we simply cannot conclude that Penny did anything wrong by following the Astronaut Camp program to the letter. “I’m afraid that Penny was just doing what astronauts have to do,” I tell Miss Robinson and note for the record, “And we are not going to punish her for taking the Astronaut Camp program more seriously than everyone else.” “It was all just an excuse – an excuse for her to avoid using the toilet like she should,” Miss Robinson argues again. “We don’t know that,” I tell her, “And just because you decided to use the toilet when you were an astronaut doesn’t mean that Penny should be forced to.” “I can’t really say that I ever used the toilet as an astronaut,” she explains, “I know it seems ridiculous, but I just never seemed to have to go then.”
“What about the bedwetting?” Cassie, her roommate on the trip asks, “What kind of girl her age still wets the bed – that’s not as disgusting as #2, but it’s pretty bad, as well.
“Guilty on that one,” Penny acknowledges, her head lowered in shame. “Not so fast,” I tell her, “I have some questions first.” “You didn’t do it on purpose, did you?” I ask her. “No,” is her answer. “You didn’t consume alcoholic beverages that day, did you?” I ask her. “No sir,” she answers. “You did go to the bathroom and urinate before you went to bed that night, didn’t you?” I ask her. “Yes sir,” Penny explains, “I actually went to the bathroom both ways that night before I went to bed.” Checking the TVPC records, I note that Penny is not on “Bedwetting Probation”, either.
“The TVPC recognizes that bedwetting is a problem that many girls have – even girls in high school,” I announce, paying particular attention that Cassie (with her unsympathetic attitude) hears me, “And obviously Penny was in no way negligent in causing herself to wet the bed.” “You don’t think your sister in any way caused herself to wet the bed?” I ask her sister. “No, Mr. Chairman, “I know she had that problem when she was younger but I don’t think she’s done it for a while now.” “It used to happen a lot when I got really tired – I was so tired that I wouldn’t wake up even to go to the bathroom,” Penny explains, “But I hadn’t done it for like 3 years.” “I guess I was just so tired from all that we did that day,” she continues, “I guess I just didn’t wake up when I had to go.”
I ask Penny to withdraw her plea of “Guilty” and she, of course, does. I then find her “Not Guilty” of bedwetting, but I do have something to explain to her. “You’ll get no punishment for this today,” I tell her, “But it will be noted in your toilet record and you are now on ‘Bedwetting Probation’ for a year.” For the next year, when she goes on any overnight school trip it is RECOMMENDED that she wear some sort of bedwetting protection. I suppose that astronaut diapers would be a good idea. “If you wear the bedwetting protection and do wet in your sleep again, you will NOT be punished,” I explain, “But if you decide not to wear the bedwetting protection and you do wet the bed again, you will be punished for a wetting violation – a “while representing the school” wetting violation. “You don’t have to decide now,” I tell her, “But you’ll have something to think about and a decision to be made on school trips for at least the next year.” Any type of wetting accident in her sleep, whether an actual bedwetting or wetting into the bedwetting protection would extend her “Bedwetting Probation” one year from the date of the occurrence.
Though obviously, still embarrassed, Penny seems relieved to be walking away without punishment on either charge. Her roommate Cassie looks very annoyed at the outcome. I’m not quite sure what Miss Robinson is thinking.
For the next matter before the TVPC this afternoon, I recognize Miss Bliss, the faculty advisor to the school’s Student Council. “Good AFTERNOON, Miss Bliss,” I greet her. I understand that today was one of those Student Council exchange days when students from other schools come here and go to school here for the day. Next month, some of our students will return the favor and spend the day going to school at other schools. I guess the idea is for students to experience what other schools are like as compared to their own school.
“How did it go, today, Miss Bliss,” I ask her. “Pretty good, Mr. Chairman,” she tells me, “Although we did have one little problem and that’s why I’m here.” She then introduces Rory, a very pretty honor student from Chilton Academy over on GILMORE Avenue in nearby Stars Hollow. As Rory rises, I need not even ask Miss Bliss what the problem is. Rory’s pleated and otherwise immaculate uniform skirt is obviously quite soaking wet. “I assume young lady that all that wetness on your skirt is NOT from something you spilled on it? I ask her. “No, sir – It is what it looks like it is,” she says quietly and humbly, “I did wet myself.” “That’s not all that you did now, is it Rory?” Miss Bliss asks our very polite and obviously quite shamed visitor. “No, it’s not, Ma’am – and Sir,” she admits, “I’ve got a mess in my panties, too.”
That revelation is a bit of a surprise. With her loose fitting uniform skirt, the mess in her panties isn’t apparent – in fact, even now, as I’m looking for it, I can’t see any sort of bulge from her panty-load at all. It makes me wonder just how bad Rory’s messy panties really are. “Oh they’re pretty bad,” the pretty and kind-hearted Miss Bliss clarifies, “I have seen worse, but Rory definitely does have a very full bowel movement under there.” “Yes, sir – I did do it all in my panties,” Rory shamefully admits. “WOW – That skirt really does do a good job of hiding her loaded panties,” I mention. “It really does,” Miss Bliss acknowledges, “If it wasn’t for the strange way that Rory was walking because of it, I don’t think I would have suspected a mess, either.” I had always wondered why all these private schools make the girls wear uniform skits like that – maybe we’ve just discovered the reason.
“I don’t seem to have a Violation Report on this,” I tell our Student Council advisor, after failing to find one in the stack of papers on the committee table in front of me. “Yes, Mr. Chairman,” she acknowledges. “I think that this is the first time we’ve had one of these student council exchange students go in her panties like this,” she explains, “I’m not really sure if our toilet rules can be applied to Rory since she doesn’t really even go to our school.” That raises a very interesting question and I must take a moment to consult the TVPC regulations to see if our school toilet rules can indeed be applied to a girl who is only a visitor at our school.
“I’m really sorry about this,” Rory says, “It’s really not like me to go in my pants – I haven’t done a #2 in my panties since like Middle School.” “I guess I’m really spoiled when it comes to school bathrooms,” she tells us, “We have really nice girls’ rooms back at my regular school and I use them all the time.” “So I take it that you don’t like our bathrooms, then?” asks Mrs. Crabtree, a TVPC member. “I really don’t mean it like any insult to your school,” the ever polite Rory clarifies, “I like your school a lot – I just don’t like the girls’ rooms.” “I really don’t think I could ever use bathrooms like you have here,” our guest from Chilton Academy adds, “I guess I’d really be in trouble if I went to school here all the time.” “I guess you would be,” Mrs. Crabtree fires back, a little angry, “I know a lot girls don’t like to do their bowel movements in there, but if you couldn’t even urinate in the school girls’ rooms, you would have problems indeed.” “You certainly would have some problems, Rory,” I explain, in a little more conciliatory tone as I understand that Rory really didn’t mean any offense, “You’d be coming before this committee many, many times and you’d be getting some pretty severe punishments after a while.”
“Um – What about today?” Rory asks, looking a little apprehensive at what she hears. “I’m afraid the rules do apply to you,” I explain, “TVPC regulations apply to visiting female students as much as they apply to our regular female students.” “So I’m afraid that Miss Bliss is going to write up a formal Violation Report on you,” I continue, “And you will indeed have to face the consequences of your actions in not going to the girls’ room when you should have.” You can now see a very obvious look of dread on Rory’s face as she hears that (she’s usually a very happy girl, I’m told) and it gets even worse when I explain that she’s been charged with a “doubleheader” accident – that is, she went both ways in her pants. Looking around the room and seeing a girl at a blackboard in the back of the room writing “I will not wet and soil my panties in school again.” and noticing the numbers preceding the sentences (they are in the 600’s) does little to ease that dread.
But after letting her worry there for a moment, I ease her fears. “Fortunately for you Rory, it’s only your first offense,” I tell her, “And for your first offense, even if it’s a doubleheader like you did, it only gets a warning.” “That girl writing in the back of the room has done it multiple times,” I clarify for her, “It took many soiling offenses for her to earn a punishment like that.” Obviously, Rory looks very relieved at hearing that. Accordingly, even though she is officially recorded as “Guilty” and now has a toilet record at our school, she gets off with no actual punishment.
I do, however, ask her to leave her home address. “We will be sending a notice home to you mom on this,” I tell her, “That is what happens for all toilet-related offenses, even if the girl just gets a warning. That look of dread returns to her face. “I really wish you didn’t have to do that,” she says, “My mom is really nice about most things, but what you never see is just how crazy she gets over toilet stuff like accidents.” “The last time I messed in my panties, she made me wear diapers for 2 weeks,” Rory explains, “And that was 4 years ago – I know I’m going to get it lot worse now that I’m older.” “I hated having to wear diapers, especially to school,” she continues, now crying for the first time, “I can’t believe that I’m going to have to wear diapers to high school.” Of course, I feel sorry for her, but I must abide by the rules and send that notice home. Rory is dismissed and walks away bowlegged, trying very hard not to spread the big mess in her panties any worse than it already is.
TO BE CONTINUED