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Real Life 1: Train
I thought it's about time to start posting all the sightings I've seen. I'll start with the most recent and the most astonishing of them all, for reason you will understand at the end!
I was my local station, at night, waiting to catch the train into town. A train from 'up country' pulls in on a platform a few over from mine. I watch all the people get off the train, and make their way up the stairs, over the tracks, and back down the stairs to my platform, which hosts the exit.
I've got nothing better to do so I'm just looking over at the other train. Just before the train pulls off, a girl jumps off quickly, just in time. She starts running down the platform to the toilets. I know already there is no point, as they lock the toilets on the far platforms at night (my own personal story taught me this lesson).
She must have realised, and ran back along, and up the stairs. She didn't appear for about 5 minutes, but when she did, she was crying.
She walked towards me (not intentionally), and she's seriously sobbing away. I must have been genuinely concerned at that point because it didn't immediately hit me why she was.
That changed when she turned around. She had exceedingly tight jeans on, the seat of which were very very wet. I thought, fantastic, she's wet herself! I was very happy with myself, that I'd witnessed the result of this girls unfortunate evening.
Then, the weirdest thing happened. I honestly thought I'd fallen asleep when I saw this. Consider this: I am alone on the platform waiting for my train, and this girl is standing near me, facing away by a vending machine. All of a sudden, she pulls down her jeans, and just as she has pulled them away over her ass (which revealed some sort of white knickers bikini cut knickers), a jet of (what I'd previously thought was piss) diarrhoea forcefully came out of her, through her knickers. There was a crackling sound, and then she absolutely filled them with solid mess.
Then I nearly jumped out of my skin, as someone shouted "Oi! What the hell are you doing?". A station attendant had spotted her, and was coming towards us. The girl just pulled her jeans up, and ran.
The next thing was, my train pulled up. Unfortunately, it was the last one of the night, and I had to get it. After I'd had time to think about it, it made sense. The poor girl was obviously a little ill, and had been using the train toilets, but had to get off at her station, meaning she left the train just in time.
Now. What's the chances of that happening again?
I was my local station, at night, waiting to catch the train into town. A train from 'up country' pulls in on a platform a few over from mine. I watch all the people get off the train, and make their way up the stairs, over the tracks, and back down the stairs to my platform, which hosts the exit.
I've got nothing better to do so I'm just looking over at the other train. Just before the train pulls off, a girl jumps off quickly, just in time. She starts running down the platform to the toilets. I know already there is no point, as they lock the toilets on the far platforms at night (my own personal story taught me this lesson).
She must have realised, and ran back along, and up the stairs. She didn't appear for about 5 minutes, but when she did, she was crying.
She walked towards me (not intentionally), and she's seriously sobbing away. I must have been genuinely concerned at that point because it didn't immediately hit me why she was.
That changed when she turned around. She had exceedingly tight jeans on, the seat of which were very very wet. I thought, fantastic, she's wet herself! I was very happy with myself, that I'd witnessed the result of this girls unfortunate evening.
Then, the weirdest thing happened. I honestly thought I'd fallen asleep when I saw this. Consider this: I am alone on the platform waiting for my train, and this girl is standing near me, facing away by a vending machine. All of a sudden, she pulls down her jeans, and just as she has pulled them away over her ass (which revealed some sort of white knickers bikini cut knickers), a jet of (what I'd previously thought was piss) diarrhoea forcefully came out of her, through her knickers. There was a crackling sound, and then she absolutely filled them with solid mess.
Then I nearly jumped out of my skin, as someone shouted "Oi! What the hell are you doing?". A station attendant had spotted her, and was coming towards us. The girl just pulled her jeans up, and ran.
The next thing was, my train pulled up. Unfortunately, it was the last one of the night, and I had to get it. After I'd had time to think about it, it made sense. The poor girl was obviously a little ill, and had been using the train toilets, but had to get off at her station, meaning she left the train just in time.
Now. What's the chances of that happening again?
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