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Firstly this is an experience I had with laxatives tonight. This isn't so much a story as more of a heads up for anyone who uses suppositories and might want a cheaper alternative. I'm a straight male, just in case anyone wants to know...
For those fans of runny accidents, read on:
I stumbled on a thread over on Daily Diapers where someone suggested using marshmallows as a laxative. Apparently they have a similar effect to glycerine suppositories if you push them up your bum.
I did some googling and found other threads with people singing their praises. Most seem to agree that four or five is an ideal number and that they make accidents almost unavoidable.
So tonight I bought some marshmallows...
I put five in the freezer and waited for ten minutes. This makes them firmer and easier to insert.
Next I dipped them in water to lubricate them, then carefully pushed them up my arse.
After about five mins I could feel something happening down there. There was a bit of pressure building up, but not much.
Gradually over the next 30 mins I could feel things starting to work.
Finally I could feel something obviously very liquid trying to come out. I stood up and relaxed a tiny bit - and a quick stream of liquid came out into my underwear.
I made my way to the bathroom and unleashed an effortless, hot sticky mess in my pants.
My conclusions:
Marshmallows genuinely work as a stimulant laxative when shoved where the sun don't shine. It may be hard to believe - I admit I was sceptical at first.
It creates quite liquid poo - almost watery to begin with. This will probably vary depending on your fibre intake.
As a stimulant laxative, you may experience a second wave of poo.
This experience was the closest I've come to having a genuine accident. I only relaxed a little bit before liquid came out. It makes things very difficult to control. I have no doubt that if I had waited a bit longer, I will have filled my pants involuntarily. A stray sneeze or cough would have finished things off.
I've used osmotic laxatives like Milk of Magnesia before. The marshmallow method is much quicker.
If you're wondering what happened to the marshmallows - they dissolve inside you and come out much smaller.
For those fans of runny accidents, read on:
I stumbled on a thread over on Daily Diapers where someone suggested using marshmallows as a laxative. Apparently they have a similar effect to glycerine suppositories if you push them up your bum.
I did some googling and found other threads with people singing their praises. Most seem to agree that four or five is an ideal number and that they make accidents almost unavoidable.
So tonight I bought some marshmallows...
I put five in the freezer and waited for ten minutes. This makes them firmer and easier to insert.
Next I dipped them in water to lubricate them, then carefully pushed them up my arse.
After about five mins I could feel something happening down there. There was a bit of pressure building up, but not much.
Gradually over the next 30 mins I could feel things starting to work.
Finally I could feel something obviously very liquid trying to come out. I stood up and relaxed a tiny bit - and a quick stream of liquid came out into my underwear.
I made my way to the bathroom and unleashed an effortless, hot sticky mess in my pants.
My conclusions:
Marshmallows genuinely work as a stimulant laxative when shoved where the sun don't shine. It may be hard to believe - I admit I was sceptical at first.
It creates quite liquid poo - almost watery to begin with. This will probably vary depending on your fibre intake.
As a stimulant laxative, you may experience a second wave of poo.
This experience was the closest I've come to having a genuine accident. I only relaxed a little bit before liquid came out. It makes things very difficult to control. I have no doubt that if I had waited a bit longer, I will have filled my pants involuntarily. A stray sneeze or cough would have finished things off.
I've used osmotic laxatives like Milk of Magnesia before. The marshmallow method is much quicker.
If you're wondering what happened to the marshmallows - they dissolve inside you and come out much smaller.
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