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So. Yesterday I went to Lowe's (hardware store, for any who aren't familiar with them) to buy paint for the patio furniture.
I got in a checkout line behind a lady with a basket full of stuff. Then two girls who looked to be in their mid-20s got in line behind me. One was a blonde with glasses and the other a very pretty brunette.
While standing there I heard one of them say "I'm going to shit in my pants and somebody's going to have to clean it up!" The other one laughed. I didn't turn around immediately because I didn't want them to know I was listening.
A few minutes later she said this again. That time I did turn around long enough to realize that it was the girl with long brown hair that said it.
I wanted SO MUCH to say "DO IT. And I'LL clean it up!" But of course I didn't.
About that time they went and got into another shorter line.
It took me a while to figure out that this was apparently just a joke she was making for her friend about it taking so long to get out of there. The Lowe's bathrooms were in the front of the store very near the checkout lines and she easily could have gone. Also, later in the parking lot I saw them getting into the car and saw no evidence that she had pooped in her panties.
Still, when I overheard this--needless to say--I about shat in MINE.
I got in a checkout line behind a lady with a basket full of stuff. Then two girls who looked to be in their mid-20s got in line behind me. One was a blonde with glasses and the other a very pretty brunette.
While standing there I heard one of them say "I'm going to shit in my pants and somebody's going to have to clean it up!" The other one laughed. I didn't turn around immediately because I didn't want them to know I was listening.
A few minutes later she said this again. That time I did turn around long enough to realize that it was the girl with long brown hair that said it.
I wanted SO MUCH to say "DO IT. And I'LL clean it up!" But of course I didn't.
About that time they went and got into another shorter line.
It took me a while to figure out that this was apparently just a joke she was making for her friend about it taking so long to get out of there. The Lowe's bathrooms were in the front of the store very near the checkout lines and she easily could have gone. Also, later in the parking lot I saw them getting into the car and saw no evidence that she had pooped in her panties.
Still, when I overheard this--needless to say--I about shat in MINE.
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