Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of September 28, 2011.
I am quite disappointed to see Penny, a junior honor student with long, dark hair, as the first girl to face the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon. But I’m even more surprised at the reason – specifically wetting her pants in English class earlier today. Though this is her first accident offense of this school year (her first offense overall of this school year as well), she’s had plenty of accidents over her freshman and sophomore years. However, all of those were for messing in her panties – the sad-eyed Penny obviously having an aversion to doing that particular bodily function in the school girls’ rooms. But she always seemed NOT to have a problem urinating in the school bathrooms. Consequently, I’m greatly concerned to see her suddenly doing this particular bodily function in her pants as well. I ask her about this.
“Are we now urinating in our pants as well?” I ask Penny, “I know you’ve had issues with bowel movements in school, but urinating never seemed to be a problem before.” “Yes sir – I mean, I wouldn’t say it was a problem, sir,” she tells me, “I wouldn’t say I like it when I have to urinate in the girls’ room, but I wouldn’t say it was a problem like the other thing is for me sometimes.” “I’ve been going to the bathroom in school when I need to,” she assures me, “And that includes the other thing as well as urinating.” “I’ve gone #2 in school a few times already this year,” she adds, “I haven’t had any accidents at all.” “Well, you’ve obviously had an accident this time,” I tell her, pointing to the very obvious wet stain visible down the legs of her pants, “You still haven’t explained why you’ve suddenly taken to wetting your pants.” “It’s not like #2 where I used to hold it in because I don’t like the school bathrooms,” she explains, “I was just trying to hold it in this time until the end of class.” “She goes on to explain that in Mrs. Buchman’s class, you only get a certain number of girls’ room passes per month and she was trying to conserve hers. “I had to go #2 the last 2 days in a row in her class and I had to use passes,” she tells us, “And that left me with only 1 pass left.” “I didn’t want to use the 1 pass that I had left – Especially when I only had to urinate,” she explains, “I really thought that I could hold it in until class was over, but I guess I was wrong.” “Obviously, I was wrong,” she clarifies, looking down at her obviously wet jeans.
It’s obviously unfortunate what happened to the sweet, likeable Penny today, but it does appear that her toilet habits are improving. With all the panty-messes that she’s done in the past 2 years, it’s wonderful to hear of her FINALLY learning to use the school girls’ rooms for her bowel movements. “It’s obvious that you’ve taken the proper steps to improve your toilet habits in school and you should be proud of that,” I tell her, “I hope that today’s little setback won’t discourage you and that you’ll continue to use the girls’ rooms when you need to.” “Yes, sir,” Penny says with a smile and it’s really good to see one on her face for a change.” It’s usually a far less pleasant experience when Penny’s here standing before the TVPC.
Since this is her first accident offense of the school year and she has no other toilet offenses this school year, she only gets a warning and no actual punishment. This, of course, gives her more of a reason to smile. I’m happy about that.
I call the name of Tia, a cute and very shy freshman blonde, who is fighting back tears as she faces the TVPC for the first time in her high school career. She is charged with messing in her panties and I can’t help but notice that for such a petite girl, she’s really done quite a load. The jeans she’s wearing aren’t tight at all, but she’s still got a major bulge sticking out in the back.
That’s quite a load, you’ve got back there, Tia,” I tell her, “Couldn’t you at least make it to the toilet to do some of your bowel movement there.” “No, sir,” she tells me, too ashamed to even look at me, “It’s all in my panties.” Miss Johnson, Tia’s English teacher is the girls’ accuser. “She did it during 5th period this afternoon,” Miss Johnson reports, “Everything seemed to be going fine in class and suddenly there’s this commotion and this smell – and it’s all centered around her.” “She didn’t even ask to go to the girls’ room,” the pretty, young, English teacher continues, “She just sat there and did it in her panties and obviously she did a whole lot in her panties.” “I’m tempted to charge her with doing it on purpose,” Miss Johnson adds. Doing it on purpose is, of course, more serious than merely having an accident.
“I didn’t do it on purpose,” the usually quiet freshman asserts in her defense, “The last thing I wanted to do was to mess in my panties like this.” “I think the last thing you wanted to do was use the girls’ room for this,” I point out to her, “If the last thing you really wanted was to have a mess in your panties, you would have done it in the girls’ room like you’re supposed to.” “I’m not saying that you wanted it in your panties,” I clarify, “I’m just saying that you hated the idea of actually doing it in the girls’ room at school even worse.” Pausing for a moment to let my message sink in, I ask her “Now, isn’t that true, young lady?” “Yes, sir,” she acknowledges, her head still bowed in shame, “I just didn’t want to do it in the girls’ room.” “I go in the girls’ room to pee, but I just didn’t want to do the other thing at school,” she admits, “I only like to do that at home, but I just couldn’t hold it in long enough to get home.” “I was trying to hold it in as best as I could – Really, I was – But I just couldn’t hold it any longer,” she adds.
“Relax – I really didn’t think that you did it on purpose,” Miss Johnson interjects, “I believe you that it was only an accident.” Miss Johnson is right that this was only an accident – it was probably the first time in high school that this shy, quiet freshman needed to have a bowel movement at school and she was too shy to go and do it in the girls’ room. She tried to hold it in but obviously had to go too bad for that (clearly, it was quite a load that she was trying to hold in) and she wound up with it in her panties.
“It’s only your first accident and you don’t get punished for that,” I tell her, “But you really have to learn to use the girls’ room when you need to.” “Next time you go in your pants, you are going to get punished,” I warn her, “And the punishment will keep getting worse the more times that you do it.” “Yes, sir,” she tells me, drying her eyes and calming down a bit.” “I just wish that I never had to go at school at all,” she explains, “I just wish I could always wait and do it in my own toilet at home.” “I think that we all wish that we could always go at home,” Miss Johnson tells her, “I didn’t like going at school when I was your age, either.” “But it’s really not so bad when you have to go at school,” she assures the young impressionable freshman, “It’s certainly a whole lot better than going in our pants.” “That must feel awful with that big load in your panties, doesn’t it?” she asks Tia. “Yes, Miss Johnson, I really can’t stand how this feels,” she tells her teacher, “I just can’t wait until I get home and clean myself up and put on clean panties.” “Now you know that you wouldn’t have to be doing that if you’d just gone in the toilet in the first place,” the young English teacher points out, much like a big sister would, “And next time you’re not only going to have the mess to deal with but detention and writing punishment, too.”
“You can always ask me for a girls’ room pass if you need to go,” Miss Johnson adds, “I’ll let you go during class time when you can usually find the girls’ room empty and you’ll have more privacy – I think you might be more comfortable then.” Tia nods her head in agreement. Hopefully, she’ll take her teacher up on this offer and learn to do her bowel movements in the girls’ room where they belong. But I’m just not sure. Learning to do that at school isn’t going to be easy for a shy, quiet freshman like Tia. It’s not always easy for older girls, either.
It being her first accident offense of the school year and having no other violations, she is dismissed with only a warning and no actual punishment.
The next girl to face the TVPC is Betty, a shy and mousey senior. She is charged with soiling her panties and it’s already her second offense of the school year. She pleads “Guilty” – the accident being readily obvious even under a loose fitting skirt.
“Shame on you, Betty!” I tell her, “You’re a senior now and still you’re messing in your panties.” “It was bad enough when you were doing this as a freshman and a sophomore and last year you seemed to be doing quite a bit better,” I lecture her, “And now it’s your senior year and already you’ve messed in your panties twice.” “Shame on you, Betty, shame on you,” I repeat, “You really have got to learn to use the toilet in school.” My harsh words bring tears to poor Betty’s eyes. She really is a nice girl, who other than for her toilet habits is never in trouble at school. Shaming her to tears is certainly not a happy prospect for me. But this frequent messing of her panties is really disgusting and it’s certainly quite shameful that she’s still doing this as a senior. Furthermore, the circumstances of this particular panty-soiling don’t help her cause at all.
“I happened during 7th period earlier this afternoon,” reports Miss Robinson, Betty’s Physics teacher, “One minute everything seems fine and the next minute she’s done it in her pants AGAIN.” “I want to tell you, Mr. Chairman, that Betty made no attempt to even go to the girls’ room,” she reports, “She knows that I would have let her go if only she had asked – But she didn’t even ask.” “She just sat there and did it in her panties,” Miss Robinson adds, “I know she didn’t do it on purpose, but she didn’t do much to avoid it, either.”
“I think she just tries to hold it in until she can’t hold it in any more,” I explain to very beautiful Physics teacher, “I think she hates doing it in the girls’ room so she just holds it in and hopes for the best, I guess.” “She knows she is desperate to go and that she is about to do it in her panties, but still she makes no attempt to get to the toilet,” Miss Robinson points out, “She’s obviously decided that she’d rather go in her panties than use the toilets in school – That would make it intentional in my book.” The young teacher makes a strong argument but her book is not the book we go by. According to the TVPC rulebook (that’s the book we go by), if a girl makes any attempt at all to hold it in before messing and/or wetting her pants, she is not going in her pants intentionally. “For this to be considered intentional, Betty would have had to actually push the bowel movement out into her panties or at least not offered any resistance to it coming out on it’s own,” I tell a very frustrated Miss Robinson, who seems to have a particular distaste for girls having accidents in her classes. And all this is much to the relief of Betty that she’s not going to be charged with messing in her panties intentionally.
“That’s not to say that it’s any less shameful, young lady,” I lecture her, “You knew very well that you weren’t going to be able to hold it in much longer, but you still stubbornly refused to go do it in the girls’ room like you should.” “You may not have actually done it on purpose,” I tell her, “But you still clearly made a decision to mess in your panties rather than go use the girls’ room like you should.” “Shame on you! – A senior doing that,” I repeat again, shaking my head. But as shameful and disgraceful as this may be, it’s still only Betty’s 2nd panty-soiling of the year and she has no other toilet violations on her record this year. I could certainly give her more than the usual punishment that a 2nd panty-soiling gets, but I can only go so far under the rules.
I sentence her to 3 days detention and to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 300 times. She reacts with a bit of surprise at that. I think that she’s messed in her panties so many times that she’s memorize the punishments that I usually give for each offense. “You’re a senior now and it’s about time you learn that your bowel movement belong in the toilet and not in your panties,” I explain, “And this year, I’m going to be giving you the kind of punishments that will drive that point home.” “Next time you’ll be writing it 500 times and your detention will be served sitting on the toilet,” I warn her, “After that, you’ll be writing your sentences on the blackboard and you’ll be cleaning out your messy panties in school.” “These accidents have simply got to stop, Betty,” I tell her in no uncertain terms.
The shy quiet senior leaves the TVPC in tears. She’s got more punishment than she expected, but it’s more the punishments that she faces in the future that have her worried.
The next item on the TVPC agenda is a bit of committee business. During 2nd period this morning a pretty junior brunette named Winnie (Gwendolyn, actually) found an enormous bowel movement sitting in a toilet in the Main Corridor girls’ room. “I was going in there to do a bowel movement of my own – I really had to go bad,” Winnie reports, “So I went to the farthest stall by the wall and when I looked in there I saw it.” “At first, I couldn’t really believe what I saw,” she explains, “I almost lost it and messed in my panties when I saw the size that thing.” “But I didn’t mess myself,” she is quick to point out, “I went and used one of the other stalls and when I got back to class, I told my teacher about it.”
The TVPC, of course, quickly set about to find the perpetrator who left that enormous bowel movement in the toilet. That little investigation revealed that the guilty party was none other than our cheerleading coach, Miss Musso. The very lovely Miss Musso has had more than her share of toilet problems but this is a new one. Mostly she tries to avoid the student bathrooms but that had become a real problem for her as the cheerleading coach. As the cheerleading coach, she travels to a lot of other schools and often must use the student girls’ rooms there just as her cheerleaders must. That aversion to student bathrooms led to her having 2 messing accidents last year – quite an embarrassment for our cheerleading coach. Miss Musso is not up on any charges for the toilet clogging as the TVPC only has the authority to punish the female students for toilet violations but not the teachers. In fact, I must say that I’m pleased to see her using a student girls’ room even if the end result is not what we expected.
The matter is only before the TVPC at this time, so we can officially close the inquiry into the unflushed toilet. Still, I offer her the chance to explain as I’m not quite sure myself why she chose to use a student bathroom instead of the faculty one. “I was filling in for another teacher during 1st period and suddenly I really, really had to go,” she explains, “I had been constipated for a while but I guess the coffee and bran muffin I had this morning really went to work.” “I barely held it in until the end of class so I knew there was no way I was going to get to the faculty ladies’ room in time,” she tells us. “I just had to jump on the nearest toilet that I could find and that was that particular girls’ room,” she explains further, “I just sat down and well, that’s what came out.” “The good news is that I’m not constipated anymore,” she adds, “The bad news, I guess, is that I just couldn’t flush that thing.”
“I guess not,” I tell her with a smile. “I’m very happy to see you using a student girls’ room,” I tell her, “I hope that when you’re out at other schools with your cheerleaders and you need to go, it won’t be a problem like it was last year.” “I don’t think it’s going to be a problem,” she tells me with confidence, “I certainly think that I learned my lesson last year.” “It’s certainly not very becoming for a teacher and a coach to be messing in her panties,” she adds, “It really sets a poor example for my girls and its very embarrassing and very disgusting, too.”
Just as I’m about to move on to the next case, I notice Miss Spellman enter the committee room. Miss Spellman is coach of the girls’ soccer team. She’s brought with her Hope, a tall, slender brunette, who is the star goalie for the team. When I see that it is Hope and when I notice that Hope is walking with her legs noticeably spread, I pretty much know what this case is about. “Again?” I ask simply. “Again!” Coach Spellman answers. For the stunningly beautiful, athletic sophomore, this would already be her 3rd accident of the school year – the 2nd one messing in her panties.
“Should I assume this happened at practice and not while she was representing the school at a game,” I ask the coach. “Actually, she didn’t even get to practice today,” Coach Spellman clarifies, “I caught her with the mess in the girls’ locker room while she was changing for practice.” “Obviously, she did it sometime before practice – I’m guessing it happened in one of her classes near the end of the day,” the coach explains, “Apparently she was just trying to change for practice and go on with her regular routine and just hope that no one would notice she had a mess in her panties.” “Yeah, she was changing for practice and she kept making sure that her backside was facing away from us all the time she was changing,” explains Abby, one of her soccer teammates, “Like we’re not going to notice that her panties have this big load in them.” “And like we’re not supposed to be able to smell it, either,” chimes in Christie, another girls’ soccer player. “I think she did a mess in her panties yesterday, too,” Christie continues, “I mean, I don’t think she had it in her panties while we were changing like today, but during practice I could sure smell something.” “I think she did it during practice yesterday,” she explains further, “If she didn’t, it sure smelled like she did.”
“I didn’t go in my panties yesterday,” Hope asserts vehemently, “I went before I left home yesterday morning and I didn’t have to poop again until this afternoon.” “And then you promptly did that one in your panties?” I ask her rhetorically. “If she messed in her panties at practice yesterday, I didn’t notice it,” Coach Spellman explains, “If I had, she would certainly be facing a charge on that one as well.”
“I heard a commotion in the locker room today as the other girls were discovering what Hope had done,” the coach explains, getting back to today’s accident, “I went over to see what the commotion was and Hope was trying to quickly pull on her soccer shorts over the big lump sticking out from the back of her panties.”
I kind of suspect that Hope also messed in her panties yesterday – perhaps only a little bit so it was hard to notice – but since she denies it and no one actually saw her in messy panties, I can only punish her for the mess she did today. “Next time any of you girls suspect that Hope has had an accident, just tell your coach,” I tell Abby and Christy, “Coach Spellman can then do a panty-inspection on Hope and we can know for sure.” “There’s no reason that you girls have to tolerate a teammate with messy panties at practice,” I add.
Turning my attention now to Hope, the sophomore soccer sensation, can really offer no explanation as to why she messed in her panties today. She admits that it happened during her 7th period English class – A relatively short time after a pretty big lunch – and that she had escaped getting caught until she was changing clothes in the locker room with the other girls. Obviously, when you pull your pants down in the girls’ locker room, it’s hard to hide a mess in your panties. “Your English teacher Miss Sherwood is very sympathetic to girls with bathroom needs,” I tell her, “Why didn’t you ask for a girls’ room pass when you needed one?” “I just didn’t – I tried to hold it in,” Hope answers, not disrespectfully but obviously not at all responsively, either.
“See that! – She obviously doesn’t care about going to the bathroom in her pants,” Coach Spellman chimes in angrily, which is quite unusual for the usually sympathetic young Math teacher. “She’s already wet her pants once at a soccer game and that was ON PURPOSE,” she reminds us, “And she’s barely avoided messing accidents at games several times.” “She’s had to miss practice back when she was serving detention for messing in her panties in English class 2 weeks ago and now we get this one today,” she points out. “When you punish her you need to make it a punishment she’ll remember for a while,” she argues, again quite uncharacteristically, “If it were up to me, I’d make her clean that mess in the girls’ room right now and then she’d be writing sentences until the cows come home.”
I must say that there is wisdom in what Sabrina (that is, Coach Spellman) is saying and obviously Hope is going to need more than the usual “encouragement” to go in the toilet all the time. “Really Hope! – This is quite shameful indeed,” I lecture her, “It’s bad enough when you don’t want to use port-o-pottys at soccer games but to sit there in class and mess yourself without making any attempt to use the girls’ room is just utterly disgusting and shameful.” “Shame on you, shame on you,” I repeat. But unfortunately, under the rules, this is simply a 3rd accident offense and I have no grounds to be particularly severe with her. I sentence her to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 350 times and to serve 3 weeks of her 4th period study hall sitting on a toilet in the girls’ locker room. I offer the soccer star some consolation by allowing her to serve her toilet sitting during study hall rather than in detention so as not to interfere with soccer practice. I also decree that Hope be required to submit to panty-checks before and after each practice and especially before and after each game. Hope is already sentenced to mandatory toilet visits at all soccer games – that, a consequence of her intentionally wetting her pants at a soccer game earlier this season.
That punishment is actually quite severe for a third accident offense, but the coach is disappointed. “Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s going to do much good,” the coach tells me, “She may remember that for a little while but I doubt it’s going to be enough to get her to stop with these accidents.” “She’s already been punished worse than that – the time she wet her pants at an actual game and did it on purpose,” she reminds me, “That punishment didn’t teach her a lesson so I don’t think this one will, either.” “I still think making her clean it all up in school would teacher her a lesson,” she adds.
“I’m kind of thinking that would be counter-intuitive,” I tell the coach with a smile, “I haven’t assigned her to detention, so I assume that you’re going to take her right back to soccer practice.” “Hope doesn’t look at all comfortable standing here with that big load in her panties,” I explain, “But I’m thinking that’s nothing compared to how uncomfortable it would be for her to be running laps around the soccer field with that load in her panties.” The Coach then flashes a broad smile as she then leads Hope out the door – presumably to soccer practice where the poor, toilet-troubled sophomore may end up with a diaper rash before her Coach is done with her this afternoon.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of September 28, 2011.
I am quite disappointed to see Penny, a junior honor student with long, dark hair, as the first girl to face the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon. But I’m even more surprised at the reason – specifically wetting her pants in English class earlier today. Though this is her first accident offense of this school year (her first offense overall of this school year as well), she’s had plenty of accidents over her freshman and sophomore years. However, all of those were for messing in her panties – the sad-eyed Penny obviously having an aversion to doing that particular bodily function in the school girls’ rooms. But she always seemed NOT to have a problem urinating in the school bathrooms. Consequently, I’m greatly concerned to see her suddenly doing this particular bodily function in her pants as well. I ask her about this.
“Are we now urinating in our pants as well?” I ask Penny, “I know you’ve had issues with bowel movements in school, but urinating never seemed to be a problem before.” “Yes sir – I mean, I wouldn’t say it was a problem, sir,” she tells me, “I wouldn’t say I like it when I have to urinate in the girls’ room, but I wouldn’t say it was a problem like the other thing is for me sometimes.” “I’ve been going to the bathroom in school when I need to,” she assures me, “And that includes the other thing as well as urinating.” “I’ve gone #2 in school a few times already this year,” she adds, “I haven’t had any accidents at all.” “Well, you’ve obviously had an accident this time,” I tell her, pointing to the very obvious wet stain visible down the legs of her pants, “You still haven’t explained why you’ve suddenly taken to wetting your pants.” “It’s not like #2 where I used to hold it in because I don’t like the school bathrooms,” she explains, “I was just trying to hold it in this time until the end of class.” “She goes on to explain that in Mrs. Buchman’s class, you only get a certain number of girls’ room passes per month and she was trying to conserve hers. “I had to go #2 the last 2 days in a row in her class and I had to use passes,” she tells us, “And that left me with only 1 pass left.” “I didn’t want to use the 1 pass that I had left – Especially when I only had to urinate,” she explains, “I really thought that I could hold it in until class was over, but I guess I was wrong.” “Obviously, I was wrong,” she clarifies, looking down at her obviously wet jeans.
It’s obviously unfortunate what happened to the sweet, likeable Penny today, but it does appear that her toilet habits are improving. With all the panty-messes that she’s done in the past 2 years, it’s wonderful to hear of her FINALLY learning to use the school girls’ rooms for her bowel movements. “It’s obvious that you’ve taken the proper steps to improve your toilet habits in school and you should be proud of that,” I tell her, “I hope that today’s little setback won’t discourage you and that you’ll continue to use the girls’ rooms when you need to.” “Yes, sir,” Penny says with a smile and it’s really good to see one on her face for a change.” It’s usually a far less pleasant experience when Penny’s here standing before the TVPC.
Since this is her first accident offense of the school year and she has no other toilet offenses this school year, she only gets a warning and no actual punishment. This, of course, gives her more of a reason to smile. I’m happy about that.
I call the name of Tia, a cute and very shy freshman blonde, who is fighting back tears as she faces the TVPC for the first time in her high school career. She is charged with messing in her panties and I can’t help but notice that for such a petite girl, she’s really done quite a load. The jeans she’s wearing aren’t tight at all, but she’s still got a major bulge sticking out in the back.
That’s quite a load, you’ve got back there, Tia,” I tell her, “Couldn’t you at least make it to the toilet to do some of your bowel movement there.” “No, sir,” she tells me, too ashamed to even look at me, “It’s all in my panties.” Miss Johnson, Tia’s English teacher is the girls’ accuser. “She did it during 5th period this afternoon,” Miss Johnson reports, “Everything seemed to be going fine in class and suddenly there’s this commotion and this smell – and it’s all centered around her.” “She didn’t even ask to go to the girls’ room,” the pretty, young, English teacher continues, “She just sat there and did it in her panties and obviously she did a whole lot in her panties.” “I’m tempted to charge her with doing it on purpose,” Miss Johnson adds. Doing it on purpose is, of course, more serious than merely having an accident.
“I didn’t do it on purpose,” the usually quiet freshman asserts in her defense, “The last thing I wanted to do was to mess in my panties like this.” “I think the last thing you wanted to do was use the girls’ room for this,” I point out to her, “If the last thing you really wanted was to have a mess in your panties, you would have done it in the girls’ room like you’re supposed to.” “I’m not saying that you wanted it in your panties,” I clarify, “I’m just saying that you hated the idea of actually doing it in the girls’ room at school even worse.” Pausing for a moment to let my message sink in, I ask her “Now, isn’t that true, young lady?” “Yes, sir,” she acknowledges, her head still bowed in shame, “I just didn’t want to do it in the girls’ room.” “I go in the girls’ room to pee, but I just didn’t want to do the other thing at school,” she admits, “I only like to do that at home, but I just couldn’t hold it in long enough to get home.” “I was trying to hold it in as best as I could – Really, I was – But I just couldn’t hold it any longer,” she adds.
“Relax – I really didn’t think that you did it on purpose,” Miss Johnson interjects, “I believe you that it was only an accident.” Miss Johnson is right that this was only an accident – it was probably the first time in high school that this shy, quiet freshman needed to have a bowel movement at school and she was too shy to go and do it in the girls’ room. She tried to hold it in but obviously had to go too bad for that (clearly, it was quite a load that she was trying to hold in) and she wound up with it in her panties.
“It’s only your first accident and you don’t get punished for that,” I tell her, “But you really have to learn to use the girls’ room when you need to.” “Next time you go in your pants, you are going to get punished,” I warn her, “And the punishment will keep getting worse the more times that you do it.” “Yes, sir,” she tells me, drying her eyes and calming down a bit.” “I just wish that I never had to go at school at all,” she explains, “I just wish I could always wait and do it in my own toilet at home.” “I think that we all wish that we could always go at home,” Miss Johnson tells her, “I didn’t like going at school when I was your age, either.” “But it’s really not so bad when you have to go at school,” she assures the young impressionable freshman, “It’s certainly a whole lot better than going in our pants.” “That must feel awful with that big load in your panties, doesn’t it?” she asks Tia. “Yes, Miss Johnson, I really can’t stand how this feels,” she tells her teacher, “I just can’t wait until I get home and clean myself up and put on clean panties.” “Now you know that you wouldn’t have to be doing that if you’d just gone in the toilet in the first place,” the young English teacher points out, much like a big sister would, “And next time you’re not only going to have the mess to deal with but detention and writing punishment, too.”
“You can always ask me for a girls’ room pass if you need to go,” Miss Johnson adds, “I’ll let you go during class time when you can usually find the girls’ room empty and you’ll have more privacy – I think you might be more comfortable then.” Tia nods her head in agreement. Hopefully, she’ll take her teacher up on this offer and learn to do her bowel movements in the girls’ room where they belong. But I’m just not sure. Learning to do that at school isn’t going to be easy for a shy, quiet freshman like Tia. It’s not always easy for older girls, either.
It being her first accident offense of the school year and having no other violations, she is dismissed with only a warning and no actual punishment.
The next girl to face the TVPC is Betty, a shy and mousey senior. She is charged with soiling her panties and it’s already her second offense of the school year. She pleads “Guilty” – the accident being readily obvious even under a loose fitting skirt.
“Shame on you, Betty!” I tell her, “You’re a senior now and still you’re messing in your panties.” “It was bad enough when you were doing this as a freshman and a sophomore and last year you seemed to be doing quite a bit better,” I lecture her, “And now it’s your senior year and already you’ve messed in your panties twice.” “Shame on you, Betty, shame on you,” I repeat, “You really have got to learn to use the toilet in school.” My harsh words bring tears to poor Betty’s eyes. She really is a nice girl, who other than for her toilet habits is never in trouble at school. Shaming her to tears is certainly not a happy prospect for me. But this frequent messing of her panties is really disgusting and it’s certainly quite shameful that she’s still doing this as a senior. Furthermore, the circumstances of this particular panty-soiling don’t help her cause at all.
“I happened during 7th period earlier this afternoon,” reports Miss Robinson, Betty’s Physics teacher, “One minute everything seems fine and the next minute she’s done it in her pants AGAIN.” “I want to tell you, Mr. Chairman, that Betty made no attempt to even go to the girls’ room,” she reports, “She knows that I would have let her go if only she had asked – But she didn’t even ask.” “She just sat there and did it in her panties,” Miss Robinson adds, “I know she didn’t do it on purpose, but she didn’t do much to avoid it, either.”
“I think she just tries to hold it in until she can’t hold it in any more,” I explain to very beautiful Physics teacher, “I think she hates doing it in the girls’ room so she just holds it in and hopes for the best, I guess.” “She knows she is desperate to go and that she is about to do it in her panties, but still she makes no attempt to get to the toilet,” Miss Robinson points out, “She’s obviously decided that she’d rather go in her panties than use the toilets in school – That would make it intentional in my book.” The young teacher makes a strong argument but her book is not the book we go by. According to the TVPC rulebook (that’s the book we go by), if a girl makes any attempt at all to hold it in before messing and/or wetting her pants, she is not going in her pants intentionally. “For this to be considered intentional, Betty would have had to actually push the bowel movement out into her panties or at least not offered any resistance to it coming out on it’s own,” I tell a very frustrated Miss Robinson, who seems to have a particular distaste for girls having accidents in her classes. And all this is much to the relief of Betty that she’s not going to be charged with messing in her panties intentionally.
“That’s not to say that it’s any less shameful, young lady,” I lecture her, “You knew very well that you weren’t going to be able to hold it in much longer, but you still stubbornly refused to go do it in the girls’ room like you should.” “You may not have actually done it on purpose,” I tell her, “But you still clearly made a decision to mess in your panties rather than go use the girls’ room like you should.” “Shame on you! – A senior doing that,” I repeat again, shaking my head. But as shameful and disgraceful as this may be, it’s still only Betty’s 2nd panty-soiling of the year and she has no other toilet violations on her record this year. I could certainly give her more than the usual punishment that a 2nd panty-soiling gets, but I can only go so far under the rules.
I sentence her to 3 days detention and to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 300 times. She reacts with a bit of surprise at that. I think that she’s messed in her panties so many times that she’s memorize the punishments that I usually give for each offense. “You’re a senior now and it’s about time you learn that your bowel movement belong in the toilet and not in your panties,” I explain, “And this year, I’m going to be giving you the kind of punishments that will drive that point home.” “Next time you’ll be writing it 500 times and your detention will be served sitting on the toilet,” I warn her, “After that, you’ll be writing your sentences on the blackboard and you’ll be cleaning out your messy panties in school.” “These accidents have simply got to stop, Betty,” I tell her in no uncertain terms.
The shy quiet senior leaves the TVPC in tears. She’s got more punishment than she expected, but it’s more the punishments that she faces in the future that have her worried.
The next item on the TVPC agenda is a bit of committee business. During 2nd period this morning a pretty junior brunette named Winnie (Gwendolyn, actually) found an enormous bowel movement sitting in a toilet in the Main Corridor girls’ room. “I was going in there to do a bowel movement of my own – I really had to go bad,” Winnie reports, “So I went to the farthest stall by the wall and when I looked in there I saw it.” “At first, I couldn’t really believe what I saw,” she explains, “I almost lost it and messed in my panties when I saw the size that thing.” “But I didn’t mess myself,” she is quick to point out, “I went and used one of the other stalls and when I got back to class, I told my teacher about it.”
The TVPC, of course, quickly set about to find the perpetrator who left that enormous bowel movement in the toilet. That little investigation revealed that the guilty party was none other than our cheerleading coach, Miss Musso. The very lovely Miss Musso has had more than her share of toilet problems but this is a new one. Mostly she tries to avoid the student bathrooms but that had become a real problem for her as the cheerleading coach. As the cheerleading coach, she travels to a lot of other schools and often must use the student girls’ rooms there just as her cheerleaders must. That aversion to student bathrooms led to her having 2 messing accidents last year – quite an embarrassment for our cheerleading coach. Miss Musso is not up on any charges for the toilet clogging as the TVPC only has the authority to punish the female students for toilet violations but not the teachers. In fact, I must say that I’m pleased to see her using a student girls’ room even if the end result is not what we expected.
The matter is only before the TVPC at this time, so we can officially close the inquiry into the unflushed toilet. Still, I offer her the chance to explain as I’m not quite sure myself why she chose to use a student bathroom instead of the faculty one. “I was filling in for another teacher during 1st period and suddenly I really, really had to go,” she explains, “I had been constipated for a while but I guess the coffee and bran muffin I had this morning really went to work.” “I barely held it in until the end of class so I knew there was no way I was going to get to the faculty ladies’ room in time,” she tells us. “I just had to jump on the nearest toilet that I could find and that was that particular girls’ room,” she explains further, “I just sat down and well, that’s what came out.” “The good news is that I’m not constipated anymore,” she adds, “The bad news, I guess, is that I just couldn’t flush that thing.”
“I guess not,” I tell her with a smile. “I’m very happy to see you using a student girls’ room,” I tell her, “I hope that when you’re out at other schools with your cheerleaders and you need to go, it won’t be a problem like it was last year.” “I don’t think it’s going to be a problem,” she tells me with confidence, “I certainly think that I learned my lesson last year.” “It’s certainly not very becoming for a teacher and a coach to be messing in her panties,” she adds, “It really sets a poor example for my girls and its very embarrassing and very disgusting, too.”
Just as I’m about to move on to the next case, I notice Miss Spellman enter the committee room. Miss Spellman is coach of the girls’ soccer team. She’s brought with her Hope, a tall, slender brunette, who is the star goalie for the team. When I see that it is Hope and when I notice that Hope is walking with her legs noticeably spread, I pretty much know what this case is about. “Again?” I ask simply. “Again!” Coach Spellman answers. For the stunningly beautiful, athletic sophomore, this would already be her 3rd accident of the school year – the 2nd one messing in her panties.
“Should I assume this happened at practice and not while she was representing the school at a game,” I ask the coach. “Actually, she didn’t even get to practice today,” Coach Spellman clarifies, “I caught her with the mess in the girls’ locker room while she was changing for practice.” “Obviously, she did it sometime before practice – I’m guessing it happened in one of her classes near the end of the day,” the coach explains, “Apparently she was just trying to change for practice and go on with her regular routine and just hope that no one would notice she had a mess in her panties.” “Yeah, she was changing for practice and she kept making sure that her backside was facing away from us all the time she was changing,” explains Abby, one of her soccer teammates, “Like we’re not going to notice that her panties have this big load in them.” “And like we’re not supposed to be able to smell it, either,” chimes in Christie, another girls’ soccer player. “I think she did a mess in her panties yesterday, too,” Christie continues, “I mean, I don’t think she had it in her panties while we were changing like today, but during practice I could sure smell something.” “I think she did it during practice yesterday,” she explains further, “If she didn’t, it sure smelled like she did.”
“I didn’t go in my panties yesterday,” Hope asserts vehemently, “I went before I left home yesterday morning and I didn’t have to poop again until this afternoon.” “And then you promptly did that one in your panties?” I ask her rhetorically. “If she messed in her panties at practice yesterday, I didn’t notice it,” Coach Spellman explains, “If I had, she would certainly be facing a charge on that one as well.”
“I heard a commotion in the locker room today as the other girls were discovering what Hope had done,” the coach explains, getting back to today’s accident, “I went over to see what the commotion was and Hope was trying to quickly pull on her soccer shorts over the big lump sticking out from the back of her panties.”
I kind of suspect that Hope also messed in her panties yesterday – perhaps only a little bit so it was hard to notice – but since she denies it and no one actually saw her in messy panties, I can only punish her for the mess she did today. “Next time any of you girls suspect that Hope has had an accident, just tell your coach,” I tell Abby and Christy, “Coach Spellman can then do a panty-inspection on Hope and we can know for sure.” “There’s no reason that you girls have to tolerate a teammate with messy panties at practice,” I add.
Turning my attention now to Hope, the sophomore soccer sensation, can really offer no explanation as to why she messed in her panties today. She admits that it happened during her 7th period English class – A relatively short time after a pretty big lunch – and that she had escaped getting caught until she was changing clothes in the locker room with the other girls. Obviously, when you pull your pants down in the girls’ locker room, it’s hard to hide a mess in your panties. “Your English teacher Miss Sherwood is very sympathetic to girls with bathroom needs,” I tell her, “Why didn’t you ask for a girls’ room pass when you needed one?” “I just didn’t – I tried to hold it in,” Hope answers, not disrespectfully but obviously not at all responsively, either.
“See that! – She obviously doesn’t care about going to the bathroom in her pants,” Coach Spellman chimes in angrily, which is quite unusual for the usually sympathetic young Math teacher. “She’s already wet her pants once at a soccer game and that was ON PURPOSE,” she reminds us, “And she’s barely avoided messing accidents at games several times.” “She’s had to miss practice back when she was serving detention for messing in her panties in English class 2 weeks ago and now we get this one today,” she points out. “When you punish her you need to make it a punishment she’ll remember for a while,” she argues, again quite uncharacteristically, “If it were up to me, I’d make her clean that mess in the girls’ room right now and then she’d be writing sentences until the cows come home.”
I must say that there is wisdom in what Sabrina (that is, Coach Spellman) is saying and obviously Hope is going to need more than the usual “encouragement” to go in the toilet all the time. “Really Hope! – This is quite shameful indeed,” I lecture her, “It’s bad enough when you don’t want to use port-o-pottys at soccer games but to sit there in class and mess yourself without making any attempt to use the girls’ room is just utterly disgusting and shameful.” “Shame on you, shame on you,” I repeat. But unfortunately, under the rules, this is simply a 3rd accident offense and I have no grounds to be particularly severe with her. I sentence her to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 350 times and to serve 3 weeks of her 4th period study hall sitting on a toilet in the girls’ locker room. I offer the soccer star some consolation by allowing her to serve her toilet sitting during study hall rather than in detention so as not to interfere with soccer practice. I also decree that Hope be required to submit to panty-checks before and after each practice and especially before and after each game. Hope is already sentenced to mandatory toilet visits at all soccer games – that, a consequence of her intentionally wetting her pants at a soccer game earlier this season.
That punishment is actually quite severe for a third accident offense, but the coach is disappointed. “Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s going to do much good,” the coach tells me, “She may remember that for a little while but I doubt it’s going to be enough to get her to stop with these accidents.” “She’s already been punished worse than that – the time she wet her pants at an actual game and did it on purpose,” she reminds me, “That punishment didn’t teach her a lesson so I don’t think this one will, either.” “I still think making her clean it all up in school would teacher her a lesson,” she adds.
“I’m kind of thinking that would be counter-intuitive,” I tell the coach with a smile, “I haven’t assigned her to detention, so I assume that you’re going to take her right back to soccer practice.” “Hope doesn’t look at all comfortable standing here with that big load in her panties,” I explain, “But I’m thinking that’s nothing compared to how uncomfortable it would be for her to be running laps around the soccer field with that load in her panties.” The Coach then flashes a broad smile as she then leads Hope out the door – presumably to soccer practice where the poor, toilet-troubled sophomore may end up with a diaper rash before her Coach is done with her this afternoon.
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