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A story - pooping my pants in front of a drunk girl
my roomate and I share an apartment. We're both 28 and single guys. He doesn't know I poop my pants and I try to be very discrete when doing it.
I knew he was gonna be out last night, Saturday night, and I'd been saving up my load all day. I went out with some friends and then came back around midnight. I knew he wouldn't be back till 3 or 4, so I decided to have some pants-pooping fun.
I threw on some old underwear and some old jeans, smoked a joint, put on a movie, and relaxed. I could feel my poo pressing against my butt, it was right there, but I just sat back and relaxed - let it come naturally.
I was teasing myself, pushing the poo out and then back in, when I heard the key in the door and my roomate walks in with two girls - one in a tight red dress, blonde, and her friend in tight black spandex pants, with black hair. They were both in their late twenties and super drunk.
My roomate introduced me to both of them. I went to make them both a drink and spoke to my roomate, who said to take care of the one with the black hair, as he was gonna take her friend to his bedroom, just off the hallway.
I took the drink back to the girl with the black hair and we made some casual conversation. All this time I was thinking to myself "you have to find an opportunity to poop yourself in front of this beautiful girl!" Those spandex pants were driving me wild and we were both pretty drunk and stoned.
We were sitting on the couch, chilling out, listening to music. I rolled another joint that we started to smoke and I gently lifted my ass off the seat and starated playing that back-and-forth game with my poo. There may have been a slight fart-like odour, but the smell of the smoke did a good job of masking it.
Now's my chance, I thought to myself.
I stood up and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water for me and her, and as I was filling up the water, I gave a slight push and a small size turd went into my underpants. I pushed more and the day's load, a few big, fat, solid pieces of shit, slid out into my underwear. It smelled like shit.
I came back to the sofa, offered her a drink, and stood up next to her, talking, watching the movie. She was a little out of it since she was drunk, but the area started to smell like fresh shit. As I was speaking to her I bent my knees and pushed for all I was worth. My face turned red and some farts came out with some more mushy shit. The girl became quiet and I just stood there.
Uh, it smells in here, she said. It smells like shit.
She stood up and headed towards our bathroom. I followed her and went in after her. We were both standing there, in the bathroom, with the door open. We started speaking again and it really reeked inside, like shit.
I told her I had to go to the bathroom and would she mind if I went while she stood there? She gave me a really weird look and stood there for a bit. I didn't hesitate. I went to stand in front of the toilet, pulled down my jeans but not my underwear, and stood in front of the toilet with just my underwear on. The load was fully visible and I was wearing white underwear. I whipped out my dick and started pissing into the urinal. The entire time she's just standing there, not saying anything.
I pull my underwear back on while I'm still going and finish pissing in my underwear. It's going on the floor now, too. I reach back and feel my load and squish it a bit.
I then walked over to the door and locked us in the bathroom.
We started making out, kissing, heavy petting. I touched her all over, her ass, her pussy, and I took her hand and smushed my load. It felt orgasmic. Looking into her eyes I could tell she was turned on, although I'm sure it was her first time doing anything like this.
I started running a shower. She left the bathroom at that point to get a glass of water and I took off my underwear, dumped the load in the toilet, and threw my underwear in the corner.
She came back and I started cleaning myself. She sat down on the toilet, peed, and watched me shower. The entire time we didn't exchange any words. She just sat on the toilet with the lid up while I cleaned myself. She handed me a towel when I was done, I threw out the undies in the trash, we went out for a smoke, and when we came back my roomate was finished with his blonde friend.
I exchanged numbers with the black haired girl and both her and her friend left shortly thereafter.
It was super wild, the first time I've ever done anything so daring, though the circumstances were perfect for the occasion.
I knew he was gonna be out last night, Saturday night, and I'd been saving up my load all day. I went out with some friends and then came back around midnight. I knew he wouldn't be back till 3 or 4, so I decided to have some pants-pooping fun.
I threw on some old underwear and some old jeans, smoked a joint, put on a movie, and relaxed. I could feel my poo pressing against my butt, it was right there, but I just sat back and relaxed - let it come naturally.
I was teasing myself, pushing the poo out and then back in, when I heard the key in the door and my roomate walks in with two girls - one in a tight red dress, blonde, and her friend in tight black spandex pants, with black hair. They were both in their late twenties and super drunk.
My roomate introduced me to both of them. I went to make them both a drink and spoke to my roomate, who said to take care of the one with the black hair, as he was gonna take her friend to his bedroom, just off the hallway.
I took the drink back to the girl with the black hair and we made some casual conversation. All this time I was thinking to myself "you have to find an opportunity to poop yourself in front of this beautiful girl!" Those spandex pants were driving me wild and we were both pretty drunk and stoned.
We were sitting on the couch, chilling out, listening to music. I rolled another joint that we started to smoke and I gently lifted my ass off the seat and starated playing that back-and-forth game with my poo. There may have been a slight fart-like odour, but the smell of the smoke did a good job of masking it.
Now's my chance, I thought to myself.
I stood up and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water for me and her, and as I was filling up the water, I gave a slight push and a small size turd went into my underpants. I pushed more and the day's load, a few big, fat, solid pieces of shit, slid out into my underwear. It smelled like shit.
I came back to the sofa, offered her a drink, and stood up next to her, talking, watching the movie. She was a little out of it since she was drunk, but the area started to smell like fresh shit. As I was speaking to her I bent my knees and pushed for all I was worth. My face turned red and some farts came out with some more mushy shit. The girl became quiet and I just stood there.
Uh, it smells in here, she said. It smells like shit.
She stood up and headed towards our bathroom. I followed her and went in after her. We were both standing there, in the bathroom, with the door open. We started speaking again and it really reeked inside, like shit.
I told her I had to go to the bathroom and would she mind if I went while she stood there? She gave me a really weird look and stood there for a bit. I didn't hesitate. I went to stand in front of the toilet, pulled down my jeans but not my underwear, and stood in front of the toilet with just my underwear on. The load was fully visible and I was wearing white underwear. I whipped out my dick and started pissing into the urinal. The entire time she's just standing there, not saying anything.
I pull my underwear back on while I'm still going and finish pissing in my underwear. It's going on the floor now, too. I reach back and feel my load and squish it a bit.
I then walked over to the door and locked us in the bathroom.
We started making out, kissing, heavy petting. I touched her all over, her ass, her pussy, and I took her hand and smushed my load. It felt orgasmic. Looking into her eyes I could tell she was turned on, although I'm sure it was her first time doing anything like this.
I started running a shower. She left the bathroom at that point to get a glass of water and I took off my underwear, dumped the load in the toilet, and threw my underwear in the corner.
She came back and I started cleaning myself. She sat down on the toilet, peed, and watched me shower. The entire time we didn't exchange any words. She just sat on the toilet with the lid up while I cleaned myself. She handed me a towel when I was done, I threw out the undies in the trash, we went out for a smoke, and when we came back my roomate was finished with his blonde friend.
I exchanged numbers with the black haired girl and both her and her friend left shortly thereafter.
It was super wild, the first time I've ever done anything so daring, though the circumstances were perfect for the occasion.
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