Biggest for a long time

[Ronnie McPooper]

Heya guys,

Haven't posted in quite a while; although I do log in and have a wee goosey from time to time. This is my first post on this new phpBB thing they've got going here.

Since I started shitting my pants, I've been striving to find the "Great Secrets" to my two pants-pooping desires: Making myself so desperate I have genuine accidents and making my accidents as huge as possible. I've come across a few solutions to each, but I'm hoping you guys as a sort of sounding board.

I don't like chemical laxatives, but I used to find that loads of sugar-free sweets would give me the runs within a couple of hours. I couldn't trust it to work all the time or give me a satisfying consistency, but I did have some epic explosions using it. My home town used to have an unusual layout that meant there were a number of secluded 24-hour public toilets I could ruin. I'd often scoff my sweets at around 8pm, go for a long walk (with a specific public toilet in mind) with my loaded backpack shortly after; then, when I got really desperate, I would have a huge diarrhea explosion in my pants. I'd take some time to savour my accident before cleaning up in the public convenience (usually leaving the floor soaking wet and a little dirty). I usually rinsed out my shat pants and stuffed them in a bag to take home. But occasionally I'd leave the underpants in a cubicle as dirty as possible. This became a little harder when I moved to a new town. This town has busy arterial roads dissecting the town and quite a few more night-time prowlers. Doing it here scares me too much.

I've also turned to diet in an attempt to improve my poo. I find bran, fried cabbage and coleslaw can really improve the volume of my poo. But I also find them cumbersome to eat in large quantities. They don't really provide the quality I'm after. I may, however, have found something awesome... by accident.

This morning I woke up at about 6, and proceeded to drop some immensely satisfying farts. After a smoke and a coffee I started to feel my morning poo arriving (for some reason I can only work up a poo in the mornings now). I went into my fenced front yard - I live in the front unit in a block of units - and sparked another ciggie. Normally, by the time I finish my second smoko of the morning, I'm pretty busting for that poo. I felt like I had an easy one waiting and that it would be a good one, but I wasn't getting very desperate. I went back inside, rolled another smoke and grabbed a glass of water. A couple of minutes later I was back outside. By the time I got through my cig, I felt a little bit squish out. I was in no real danger of an accident, but I knew if I let go it would all come out. I let go and got a pleasant surprise. What came out was easily bigger than the previous three days combined. I was astonished at how great it felt on the way out. Even better, it was a nice, smooth, firm one. I cupped it in my hand on the way back inside, where I checked it in the mirror. It was definitely a whopper. I lay in bed, undies full of poo for about an hour. Had a nice easy clean up in the shower before proceeding with my day.

I'm trying to imitate the diet I had yesterday, to replicate this poo tomorrow (in some kind of chronological order):

2 coffees
Energy Drink
2 15g Pepperoni Sticks**
Lamb Korma (Jewel of India brand. Fellow Aussies may have seen these in a Coles Supermarket Deli)
About half a 500g bag of roasted peanuts (no-shells)**
Somewhere close to half a Litre of ice cream with caramel topping**
Plenty of cool, refreshing water throughout the day

Unfortunately I'm going sans-Lamb Korma today. I got it on special before, but it's back to full rip-off price ATM. Got some mini-pizzas for tonight.

I'm just wondering if anyone has any thoughts?

** Normally I'm good converting metric to imperial. But I kinda have no clue when it comes to small weights or volume.

[pantiespooper]

The secret

Heya guys,

Haven't posted in quite a while; although I do log in and have a wee goosey from time to time. This is my first post on this new phpBB thing they've got going here.

Since I started shitting my pants, I've been striving to find the "Great Secrets" to my two pants-pooping desires: Making myself so desperate I have genuine accidents and making my accidents as huge as possible. I've come across a few solutions to each, but I'm hoping you guys as a sort of sounding board.

I don't like chemical laxatives, but I used to find that loads of sugar-free sweets would give me the runs within a couple of hours. I couldn't trust it to work all the time or give me a satisfying consistency, but I did have some epic explosions using it. My home town used to have an unusual layout that meant there were a number of secluded 24-hour public toilets I could ruin. I'd often scoff my sweets at around 8pm, go for a long walk (with a specific public toilet in mind) with my loaded backpack shortly after; then, when I got really desperate, I would have a huge diarrhea explosion in my pants. I'd take some time to savour my accident before cleaning up in the public convenience (usually leaving the floor soaking wet and a little dirty). I usually rinsed out my shat pants and stuffed them in a bag to take home. But occasionally I'd leave the underpants in a cubicle as dirty as possible. This became a little harder when I moved to a new town. This town has busy arterial roads dissecting the town and quite a few more night-time prowlers. Doing it here scares me too much.

I've also turned to diet in an attempt to improve my poo. I find bran, fried cabbage and coleslaw can really improve the volume of my poo. But I also find them cumbersome to eat in large quantities. They don't really provide the quality I'm after. I may, however, have found something awesome... by accident.

This morning I woke up at about 6, and proceeded to drop some immensely satisfying farts. After a smoke and a coffee I started to feel my morning poo arriving (for some reason I can only work up a poo in the mornings now). I went into my fenced front yard - I live in the front unit in a block of units - and sparked another ciggie. Normally, by the time I finish my second smoko of the morning, I'm pretty busting for that poo. I felt like I had an easy one waiting and that it would be a good one, but I wasn't getting very desperate. I went back inside, rolled another smoke and grabbed a glass of water. A couple of minutes later I was back outside. By the time I got through my cig, I felt a little bit squish out. I was in no real danger of an accident, but I knew if I let go it would all come out. I let go and got a pleasant surprise. What came out was easily bigger than the previous three days combined. I was astonished at how great it felt on the way out. Even better, it was a nice, smooth, firm one. I cupped it in my hand on the way back inside, where I checked it in the mirror. It was definitely a whopper. I lay in bed, undies full of poo for about an hour. Had a nice easy clean up in the shower before proceeding with my day.

I'm trying to imitate the diet I had yesterday, to replicate this poo tomorrow (in some kind of chronological order):

2 coffees
Energy Drink
2 15g Pepperoni Sticks**
Lamb Korma (Jewel of India brand. Fellow Aussies may have seen these in a Coles Supermarket Deli)
About half a 500g bag of roasted peanuts (no-shells)**
Somewhere close to half a Litre of ice cream with caramel topping**
Plenty of cool, refreshing water throughout the day

Unfortunately I'm going sans-Lamb Korma today. I got it on special before, but it's back to full rip-off price ATM. Got some mini-pizzas for tonight.

I'm just wondering if anyone has any thoughts?

** Normally I'm good converting metric to imperial. But I kinda have no clue when it comes to small weights or volume.

I think your estimate of size was enhanced by the bulk of it. I submit that it was probably no larger than your softer poops, just bulkier and more measurable.

Work more on making your poop firmer, rather than bigger. When it is firmer, it takes longer to get ready, and has more time to build up. However, it has become a resonably well known fact, that each person still has a maximum capacity - you cannot make a poop larger than that, under any circumstances. Also, the body (not the mind) determines when it is NOW time; pooping before the last minute is a mind choice - you poop every day; I poop every three days normally, often four or five when I am constipated. Much of that is determined by how much gas has built up behind the poop...

It is also reasonably well known that most men make baseball to softball size bulges (general statement not supported for all men), when they are most full. A woman, on the other hand, for reasons beyond this treatice, can hold her poop longer, thereby creating larger bulges. Mine, for example, are generally at least grapefruit size, and sometimes the size of a small canteloupe (better go make some measurments - I have, and conversions are easy to do... I have this table...).