Heya guys,
Haven't posted in quite a while; although I do log in and have a wee goosey from time to time. This is my first post on this new phpBB thing they've got going here.
Since I started shitting my pants, I've been striving to find the "Great Secrets" to my two pants-pooping desires: Making myself so desperate I have genuine accidents and making my accidents as huge as possible. I've come across a few solutions to each, but I'm hoping you guys as a sort of sounding board.
I don't like chemical laxatives, but I used to find that loads of sugar-free sweets would give me the runs within a couple of hours. I couldn't trust it to work all the time or give me a satisfying consistency, but I did have some epic explosions using it. My home town used to have an unusual layout that meant there were a number of secluded 24-hour public toilets I could ruin. I'd often scoff my sweets at around 8pm, go for a long walk (with a specific public toilet in mind) with my loaded backpack shortly after; then, when I got really desperate, I would have a huge diarrhea explosion in my pants. I'd take some time to savour my accident before cleaning up in the public convenience (usually leaving the floor soaking wet and a little dirty). I usually rinsed out my shat pants and stuffed them in a bag to take home. But occasionally I'd leave the underpants in a cubicle as dirty as possible. This became a little harder when I moved to a new town. This town has busy arterial roads dissecting the town and quite a few more night-time prowlers. Doing it here scares me too much.
I've also turned to diet in an attempt to improve my poo. I find bran, fried cabbage and coleslaw can really improve the volume of my poo. But I also find them cumbersome to eat in large quantities. They don't really provide the quality I'm after. I may, however, have found something awesome... by accident.
This morning I woke up at about 6, and proceeded to drop some immensely satisfying farts. After a smoke and a coffee I started to feel my morning poo arriving (for some reason I can only work up a poo in the mornings now). I went into my fenced front yard - I live in the front unit in a block of units - and sparked another ciggie. Normally, by the time I finish my second smoko of the morning, I'm pretty busting for that poo. I felt like I had an easy one waiting and that it would be a good one, but I wasn't getting very desperate. I went back inside, rolled another smoke and grabbed a glass of water. A couple of minutes later I was back outside. By the time I got through my cig, I felt a little bit squish out. I was in no real danger of an accident, but I knew if I let go it would all come out. I let go and got a pleasant surprise. What came out was easily bigger than the previous three days combined. I was astonished at how great it felt on the way out. Even better, it was a nice, smooth, firm one. I cupped it in my hand on the way back inside, where I checked it in the mirror. It was definitely a whopper. I lay in bed, undies full of poo for about an hour. Had a nice easy clean up in the shower before proceeding with my day.
I'm trying to imitate the diet I had yesterday, to replicate this poo tomorrow (in some kind of chronological order):
2 coffees
Energy Drink
2 15g Pepperoni Sticks**
Lamb Korma (Jewel of India brand. Fellow Aussies may have seen these in a Coles Supermarket Deli)
About half a 500g bag of roasted peanuts (no-shells)**
Somewhere close to half a Litre of ice cream with caramel topping**
Plenty of cool, refreshing water throughout the day
Unfortunately I'm going sans-Lamb Korma today. I got it on special before, but it's back to full rip-off price ATM. Got some mini-pizzas for tonight.
I'm just wondering if anyone has any thoughts?
** Normally I'm good converting metric to imperial. But I kinda have no clue when it comes to small weights or volume.
Haven't posted in quite a while; although I do log in and have a wee goosey from time to time. This is my first post on this new phpBB thing they've got going here.
Since I started shitting my pants, I've been striving to find the "Great Secrets" to my two pants-pooping desires: Making myself so desperate I have genuine accidents and making my accidents as huge as possible. I've come across a few solutions to each, but I'm hoping you guys as a sort of sounding board.
I don't like chemical laxatives, but I used to find that loads of sugar-free sweets would give me the runs within a couple of hours. I couldn't trust it to work all the time or give me a satisfying consistency, but I did have some epic explosions using it. My home town used to have an unusual layout that meant there were a number of secluded 24-hour public toilets I could ruin. I'd often scoff my sweets at around 8pm, go for a long walk (with a specific public toilet in mind) with my loaded backpack shortly after; then, when I got really desperate, I would have a huge diarrhea explosion in my pants. I'd take some time to savour my accident before cleaning up in the public convenience (usually leaving the floor soaking wet and a little dirty). I usually rinsed out my shat pants and stuffed them in a bag to take home. But occasionally I'd leave the underpants in a cubicle as dirty as possible. This became a little harder when I moved to a new town. This town has busy arterial roads dissecting the town and quite a few more night-time prowlers. Doing it here scares me too much.
I've also turned to diet in an attempt to improve my poo. I find bran, fried cabbage and coleslaw can really improve the volume of my poo. But I also find them cumbersome to eat in large quantities. They don't really provide the quality I'm after. I may, however, have found something awesome... by accident.
This morning I woke up at about 6, and proceeded to drop some immensely satisfying farts. After a smoke and a coffee I started to feel my morning poo arriving (for some reason I can only work up a poo in the mornings now). I went into my fenced front yard - I live in the front unit in a block of units - and sparked another ciggie. Normally, by the time I finish my second smoko of the morning, I'm pretty busting for that poo. I felt like I had an easy one waiting and that it would be a good one, but I wasn't getting very desperate. I went back inside, rolled another smoke and grabbed a glass of water. A couple of minutes later I was back outside. By the time I got through my cig, I felt a little bit squish out. I was in no real danger of an accident, but I knew if I let go it would all come out. I let go and got a pleasant surprise. What came out was easily bigger than the previous three days combined. I was astonished at how great it felt on the way out. Even better, it was a nice, smooth, firm one. I cupped it in my hand on the way back inside, where I checked it in the mirror. It was definitely a whopper. I lay in bed, undies full of poo for about an hour. Had a nice easy clean up in the shower before proceeding with my day.
I'm trying to imitate the diet I had yesterday, to replicate this poo tomorrow (in some kind of chronological order):
2 coffees
Energy Drink
2 15g Pepperoni Sticks**
Lamb Korma (Jewel of India brand. Fellow Aussies may have seen these in a Coles Supermarket Deli)
About half a 500g bag of roasted peanuts (no-shells)**
Somewhere close to half a Litre of ice cream with caramel topping**
Plenty of cool, refreshing water throughout the day
Unfortunately I'm going sans-Lamb Korma today. I got it on special before, but it's back to full rip-off price ATM. Got some mini-pizzas for tonight.
I'm just wondering if anyone has any thoughts?
** Normally I'm good converting metric to imperial. But I kinda have no clue when it comes to small weights or volume.
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