Originally posted by spandexman
It seems strange to me that everyone wants women in the forum, and good writers in the forum, but every time we get either one, some asshat has to fuck it all up. People start harassing the women, initially hitting on them like crazy, then claiming they must be men because *GASP* they don't want to have cyber sex with anyone or share their private pictures with us! What?! What real woman in her right mind wouldn't want photographs and videos of her deliberately shitting her pants floating around the internet where any of her friends, family, co-workers or classmates can find them? I know...crazy, right?
And those writers! They actually want people to take an extra thirty seconds out of their day to let them know that their efforts are appreciated by someone, and they're not just wasting their time? That's dumb. They should just KNOW that we like their stories. Because, you know, writers have psychic powers.
Seriously people. Is it really absolutely necessary for us to check our common sense at the proverbial door? I prefer to keep mine on me, personally. It fits nicely and looks good. It's really all the rage. I find people without common sense to be dreadfully dull, and terribly boorish. By which I mean I actually find them to be complete ignoranus' (ignoranus: derivative of English language word, ignoramus. Def: Someone who is both ignorant and an asshole) who have thus far eluded Darwin's mighty grasp only through sheer luck and modern life-saving amenities. So let's play nice from now on, and let's start letting our contributing members know that we really do appreciate the efforts they go to in order to make this board a better, friendlier, more entertaining place.
Now that I've finished with that tedious task, I'm going to go for a nice walk, smoke a bowl, and take a massive crap in my pants while I'm at it. Have a great day, everyone.
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