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**Arnold Ziffel** · May 10, 2012, 05:10 AM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Now moving on to Carly (whom we punished earlier for being late) and her friend and cohort Sam, I call those 2 girls to the podium. They are both charged with teasing another girl about wetting and messing her pants. This appears to be a single incident in which Carly and Sam are jointly charged. “I’m very surprised to see you involved with something like this, Carly,” I tell the pretty honor student, “I’m certainly very disappointed in you.” As for Sam, however, I cannot say that I’m surprised at all. She even has a prior offense of bathroom teasing – that time teasing a girl named Teddy who was doing a particularly large and apparently particularly smelly bowel movement in the open stalled toilet in the girls’ locker room.

“This all goes back to that video that has been circulating about Libby,” reports Miss Spellman, a Math teacher, who has filed the Violation Reports in this case, “You know, that video where Libby is going both ways in her pants while scrubbing the toilet.” For those that might not be familiar with that video, I urge you to read the minutes of our companion TVPC. Recently, they dealt with a case where a girl named Sabrina was accused of recording her rival Libby while Libby was serving both a toilet suspension and cleaning girls’ room toilets. That’s a particularly unpleasant combination of punishments as the girl is forced to clean toilets that she is forbidden to use while desperately trying to keep control of her bodily functions. But it was a punishment certainly well deserved by Libby who intentionally did a bowel movement on the girls’ room floor in the hopes that Sabrina would have to clean it up. Suffice to say, it was Libby that had to clean up that disgusting mess, as well. Sabrina was accused of retaliation by recording Libby as she went about cleaning our toilets while she suffered with urine soaking her panties and rolling down her legs and a bowel movement slowly but steadily building in those panties. The accusation was that Sabrina made that video and then started circulating it all around school to embarrass Libby. But due to the great investigatory work of our companion TVPC, it was revealed that Libby actually recorded herself and tried to frame Sabrina for doing it. My compliments also go out to our companion TVPC for quite properly extending all of Libby’s punishments and giving her another 1,000 sentences to write.

But turning back to the case against Carly and Sam, I ask Miss Spellman to continue. “Well, Carly has this show on the internet where she and Sam show videos and stuff,” the very pretty, blonde-haired Math teacher reports, “And they put that clip of Libby on the show for everyone to see.” “They even showed a close-up of the urine running down Libby’s legs and the bulge forming in her panties under her CHEERLEADING SKIRT,” she reports further, “And, of course, they were laughing at her and adding their comments.” “And, as you would expect, Sam was making the particularly nasty comments,” she adds.

“Oh come on!” Sam calls out. “Libby had pee rolling down her legs like a river,” she says, “How can you not make fun of something like that?” “Well, you’re not exactly immune to such accidents yourself,” I remind Sam, a tinge of anger in my voice, “In fact, you’ve got 3 wetting accidents on your toilet record this school year – one of them only a month ago.” “I’ve never had one like that,” Sam quickly answers. “O.K. – I’ve peed my pants occasionally, but it’s always just a little bit,” she tells us, “I’ve never peed in my pants like that – What Libby was doing was like a waterfall!” “And I’ve certainly never done the other thing in my pants,” Sam also points out, “That’s just gross and Libby’s mess was grosser than gross!” "AND LIBBY WAS WEARING HER CHEERLEADING SKIRT, FOR PETE'S SAKE," Sam adds, "NO WAY WAS SHE GOING TO HIDE THAT KIND OF LOAD UNDER THAT SKIMPY THING."

“I guess we thought it was alright to show the video because Libby made the recording herself,” Carly quickly chimes in, obviously trying to interrupt Sam before she gets them into even more trouble, “I guess it was kind of like Libby did it to herself, so we really didn’t see it as teasing her.” “I mean, I guess we should have known it was teasing,” Carly acknowledges, “But I guess I thought that since Libby recorded it herself, it was alright for us to use it on the webshow.” Sam nods her head in agreement, wisely letting her more articulate friend do the talking at this point.

“Well, it wasn’t alright,” I tell Carly, “It was certainly bathroom teasing and you know very well that that’s against the rules.” “Yes, sir,” Carly says contritely, “I know now that we shouldn’t have used it on the webshow.” “And you showed the clip without even explaining that Libby was on toilet suspension,” Miss Spellman chimes in. “You showed Libby right there in the stall, right next to the toilet, going both ways in her pants,” the Math teacher points out, “You didn’t even bother to mention that she was only going in her pants because she wasn’t allowed to use the toilet.” “That video made it look like Libby was just too lazy to use the toilet, for Pete’s sake,” she adds, “And the comments you two made didn’t help the situation any.” I am a bit surprised that Miss Spellman in so adamant in her defense of Libby (Libby has frequently accused her of favoring Sabrina and hating her), but she is certainly correct. “How would you like it if someone showed a video of you going both ways in your pants and didn’t mention you were on toilet suspension?” I ask Carly, “How would you like it if someone made it look like you were just too lazy to use the toilet when you needed to?” “I wouldn’t like it all,” Carly admits, “I guess I would be really embarrassed if that were me.” “Well, I hope that you two understand now how Libby must have felt seeing that on your show,” I tell them. “I guess it’s hard to feel sorry for her after all that she’s done, but she didn’t deserve that,” I point out, “She deserved the toilet suspension and she certainly deserved the toilet cleaning punishment, but she didn’t deserve to be humiliated on your webshow like she was.”

“I’m sorry,” Carly says again, almost to the point of tears. And, with a nudge from Carly, Sam apologizes as well. Upon questioning from me, Carly acknowledges that it was Sam’s idea to put Libby’s clip on the show, but that she takes full responsibility for it. “It’s my webshow,” Carly says, “And I agreed to put the clip on.”

“Yes, you are indeed responsible,” I tell Carly, “And, as I said before, I’m really surprised at you.” I sentence Carly to write, “I will not tease other girls about their bathroom functions again” 250 times and also to write a 1,000 word letter of apology to Libby. “That apology will be on behalf of both you and Sam,” I tell her. And I also sentence Carly to 3 days of detention. “You’ll serve the 1 day detention today for being late before,” I point out, “And then you’ll serve out the rest of the week in detention for this.” The sufficiently chastised young lady acknowledges her punishment and apologizes again for her behavior.

Now turning my attention to Sam, I note her prior offense for bathroom teasing. “You’ll write that sentence 500 times,” I tell her, “And you better make sure it’s all legible.” “I’m not going to accept any scribble from you,” I point out, “If I get scribble, I’m giving it right back to you and you’ll be writing it again.” “And I’m also giving you a full week of detention,” I tell the veteran of many afternoons in detention, “You’ll serve this one after you’re done with the detention from the principal.” Sam looks like she is ready to argue, but she wisely holds her tongue. Besides, if she didn’t I think Carly was going to hold it for her.

But just as the 2 of them turn to leave the podium (Sam walking gingerly with baby steps), I notice something. Specifically, I note some dark patches on the back and on the thighs of Sam’s jeans. “Wait a minute!” I tell Sam immediately. When I ask her to turn around and step away from the podium, it becomes readily obvious what has happened here. The lower crotch of Sam’s jeans is noticeably wet. While it’s not quite soaking wet, it’s pretty clear that she has wet her pants.

“Would you care to explain that wet spot on your pants?” I ask Sam. At first, she just looks at me puzzled as if she doesn’t know what I’m talking about. But I just ask the question again, this time pointing to the wet spot on her crotch – a wet spot that now appears slightly larger than a minute ago. “Do I really have to explain it to you?” Sam lashes back, anger evident in her voice. “I told you that I had to go – I told you that I had to pee really bad,” she says, “What do you think happens when a girl has to pee and you don’t let her go to the girls’ room to do it.” With gavel in hand, I warn Sam to watch her attitude. “You’ve already got a punishment for bathroom teasing and you’re about to get another one for wetting your pants,” I explain, “Do you really want to add yet another one for your attitude?”

“O.K., I wet my pants – Is that what you want me to say?” Sam answers, adjusting her attitude at least a little bit, “I wet my pants and I’m wetting them even worse now.” Looking closer, I see the wet spot on her lower crotch has grown considerably and faint trails of wetness now start appearing down the inner thighs of the girls’ jeans. “I guess you’re right – This is indeed what happens when you have to go and can’t go to the girls’ room to do it,” I acknowledge her prior rant, “But it’s also what happens when a girl doesn’t think ahead and take care of those things when she does have the chance.” “And by the time a girl gets to high school, you’d think she’d be more responsible in taking care of these needs herself.” My comments just leave Sam seething.

Having the TVPC clerk draw up a Violation Report on Sam for wetting her pants, I note that it’s her 4th such offense of this school year. I sentence her to write 400 times, “I will not wet my pants in my school again.” “Between detention with Principal and detention you just got with us earlier, I see that you’re booked for quite a while,” I note, “So instead of more detention with this, we’ll just have you sitting on the toilet during your 6th period study hall for the next 2 weeks.” I probably could also issue Sam a punishment for her questionable attitude, but I think that would really be piling it on. Sam’s not really a bad kid – she just needs to tone it down a bit sometimes.

Just as I’m about to call the next case, the proceedings are suddenly interrupted by a loud commotion in the back of the room. In the back of the room is where we have numerous blackboards where girls sentenced to do so, stand and write their blackboard writing punishments. The commotion soon degenerates into a fight between Kourtney and Khloe – both being punished with lengthy writing assignments. As I bang my gavel to restore order, Sgt. Carter (the TVPC Sergeant-At-Arms), along with several teachers move in to break up the fight.

I am most annoyed but certainly not surprised. Kourtney and Khloe are no strangers to fighting and fighting with each other in the girls’ room is precisely why they are in the TVPC committee room today writing sentences on the blackboard. I don’t know what’s the story with these two (who look so much alike they could be sisters!) but this feud has been going on for a while. In fact, standing at the blackboard in detention is where these girls have been for over three weeks now. They each started with a 500 times assignment for their first fight in the main corridor girls’ room. Then only a few days later (before they’d even finished half of the 500 times on the blackboard), the two of them were at it again – this time fighting just down the hall in the second floor girls’ room. For that, I simply added 1,000 times to each of the punishments. Standing at the blackboard in detention (1 hour each day) continuously writing their sentences is what these girls have been doing for the past 3 weeks or so. Both girls have finished the original 500 times by now, but a quick check of the records tells me that Kourtney still has 480 to write on the 1,000 times while Khloe has 570 to go.

“I’m sick of this feud between the two of you,” I admonish them in an angry tone, “And until you two learn to cease hostilities with each other, standing at those blackboards writing sentences is where you are going to be.” “When the two of you finish your current 1,000 times assignments, you can each get started on another 1,000 times,” I tell them. It generates an audible groan from each of them. Writing on the blackboard is hard work (it’s a lot harder than just writing the sentences on paper) and with what these girls have already written and now with what they still have to write, this punishment must seem endless to them. “GOOD!” I think to myself, “Punishment is supposed to be unpleasant and these two deserve it more than most.” Still, I wonder if it’s enough to finally teach these two young “ladies” the proper lesson.

With a stern look, I ask Kourtney how this particular altercation started. “It’s bad enough I’m stuck here in detention every day writing these stupid sentences,” she tells us, “But now, Khloe is really stinking up the place.” “I smell something and I look around,” Kourtney tells us, oddly with a smile, “And I realize that Khloe’s done a big load in her pants and boy, does she stink.” Her comment draws some giggling from the girls in the room and she beams a broad sarcastic smile to her enemy. “I’m on toilet suspension, what do you expect me to do,” Khloe snaps back at her, “How would you like it if you had to go and weren’t allowed to use the toilet.” In addition to Khloe’s punishment for fighting, she is also serving a 3 week toilet suspension for smoking in the girls’ room. Looking at her, I can indeed see a lump, from the no doubt sizeable load in her panties, in the back of her somewhat tight fitting jeans. That is a nice compliment to the large wet spot clearly visible in the front and the crotch.

As to the fight, apparently some comments were made about the smell, some comments were returned and it all went downhill from there. Quite frankly, I’m not really interested in all the details as both girls are quite clearly at fault. Khloe’s comments do, however, give me an idea. “Kourtney, I’m glad that you think that Khloe’s toilet suspension is so amusing,” I tell her, my sarcasm intending to match hers, “Because now, you’ll also be doing 3 weeks on toilet suspension.” In a fashion typical of the hatred these two have for each other, Khloe beams a broad sarcastic smile at her enemy and sticks out her tongue. “I wouldn’t be so happy, either,” I tell Khloe, “Because you’re getting 3 more weeks tacked onto yours.”

After carefully explaining to them the rules of a toilet suspension and warning them of the consequences for violating the suspension or for having another fight, I ask them if they’ve got any more comments for each other or for me. These two aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed, but even they know better than to say anything now. I set them back to the task of writing on their blackboards and I get back to the TVPC agenda

**Arnold Ziffel** · May 10, 2012, 05:11 AM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

It�s always a pleasure to have the very lovely Miss Mars bring a case to the TVPC. And today the every vigilant gym teacher brings us 2 cases. One case is Cordelia, a dark-haired senior, who is charged with teasing a girl named Barbara over her soiled panties. And the other case, of course, is Barbara for soiling her panties in the first place. Cordelia, while having good toilet habits herself, is certainly no ANGEL when it comes to getting along with other girls. Barbara, on the other hand, is likeable and easy to get along with, but when it comes to using the toilet in school, she just takes it ONE DAY AT A TIME.

�All this happened in the girls� locker room before 5th period gym class today,� Miss Mars reports. �I was there in the locker room monitoring the toilets � Looking for possible violations,� she reports, �Then all of a sudden I hear a commotion over by the lockers.� �I hear laughing and teasing and I hear another girl crying,� Miss Mars says, �So I went over to check it out.� �Barbara was the one doing the crying,� she points out, �And it was obvious that she had a pretty bad mess in her panties.� �A lot of girls were laughing at Barbara�s messed panties,� Miss Mars continues, �But Cordelia was clearly the ringleader.� �Cordelia was the one calling Barbara names and making her cry,� she adds.

�Well, what do you expect!� Cordelia quickly answers back, �The girl�s got a big load in her underwear and you expect people not to make fun of her.� �I don�t only expect it, I demand it!� I tell her angrily, �And I enforce it with punishment for those that do the teasing.� �Well, I�m sorry then,� Cordelia says, although I doubt that she really means it, �But when a girl our age takes a dump in her panties instead of a toilet, I think you have to expect she�s going to get teased a little.� �I mean, she�s changing right there by the lockers � Out in the open where we could all see her,� Cordelia explains, �Like she doesn�t think we�re going to notice that there�s this big brown blob in the back of her panties.� �At least go to the bathroom and change in the privacy of one of the stalls,� she suggests to Barbara, �You have to be stupid to think that no one is going to notice a big smelly dump in your panties when you change with everyone else.�

�I couldn�t go over to the bathroom stalls,� Barbara answers, a tinge of anger (or at least frustration) in her voice, �Didn�t you hear Miss Mars say she was guarding the toilets.� �I�d have to be really, REALLY stupid to think that Miss Mars wasn�t going to notice it,� Barbara continues, �She knows it�s a dead giveaway when a girl takes her clothes into a stall to change.� Miss Mars smiles and nods her head in agreement with that. �Why do you think she monitors the toilets like that,� Barbara adds.

Asking Barbara what happened, the pretty and very friendly, but also self-conscious sophomore says that she had the accident in her pants during 4th period Math class earlier that day. �I didn�t want to do it in the Main Corridor girls� room across from my Math class,� Barbara explains, �There�s always other people in there so I was holding it in, so I could wait and use a different girls� room.� �Really, Barbara?� I ask her skeptically, �You�re not really trying to tell me that it just happened while you were trying to hold it in during that class.� �You had to go before you even got to Math class, didn�t you?� I ask her, �You had already been holding it in for a while before that, weren�t you?� �Yes sir,� she reluctantly admits. �You had Biology the period before that,� I point out to her, �I guess you didn�t want to use the Science Wing girls� room, either?� She doesn�t actually answer, but the question was more rhetorical than anything else. �And did you have to go during Band class even before that?� I ask her. �Yes sir,� she admits, with her eyes now welling up with tears. �And I suppose you didn�t want to use the girls� room down by the Auditorium, either?� I ask her further. �Yes sir,� she answers again, bowing her head in shame. �It seems that you don�t like to use any of our girls� rooms � at least when it comes to having a bowel movement,� I continue, pointing out the obvious. �You weren�t really holding it in to use a different girls� room, were you?� I ask, �You were just going to keep holding it in no matter how bad you had to go? � You were just going to keep holding it in until it came out in your panties, weren�t you?� With that, Barbara just completely breaks down in tears. �I just want to do my bowel movements at home,� the very beautiful and self-conscious sophomore tells us through her tears, �I just can�t stand having to do them at school.�

With that, I notice Cordelia rolling her eyes and smiling. �She won�t even go in the toilet when she knows it�s an emergency and she�s about to go in her pants,� Cordelia chimes in, �And you still don�t think that she deserves to be made fun of.� Hearing that, I just bang my gavel angrily at her. �I�ve already had about all I�m going to take from you,� I tell her angrily, �Unless you want a second charge of teasing her, you�d be wise to keep your mouth shut.�

Moving on, I ask Barbara to explain what happened in the locker room. �Well, I had to change for gym and I knew the mess was in my panties,� she says, �And as I said, Miss Mars was guarding the stalls, so I couldn�t change in there.� �I was trying to change in the locker room without anyone noticing it,� she continues, �But I guess Cordelia noticed it.� �She saw the back of my underwear and she starts pointing and laughing,� Barbara recounts, �And then she shouted out �Barbara shit her pants� for the whole locker room to hear.�

�Is that true?� I ask Cordelia, �Is that what you said. The quite full of herself senior nods her head �yes.� �Well then, let�s get another Violation Report written up on Cordelia,� I tell the TVPC clerk, �The charge is �Using Profanity to Refer to Bodily Functions�.� Hearing that, she lets out an audible groan, but wisely keeps her mouth shut. �Then everyone comes over and starts looking at the back of my panties and laughing,� Barbara recounts, crying anew, �And Cordelia started calling me �poopy pants�, �stinky butt�, and saying that I should have to wear a diaper.� �She was calling me all kinds of stuff,� Barbara reports, through her tears, �And she didn�t stop until Miss Mars came over and started yelling at her.�

To say that I�m outraged at Cordelia�s conduct doesn�t quite do it justice and it�s more than apparent she still doesn�t think she�s done anything wrong. �I don�t care if you think Barbara deserves it or not,� I yell at her, �Around here we don�t make fun of girls who have accidents.� �And that�s a lesson you better learn right now if you know what�s good for you,� I lecture her. �Yes sir,� she answers contritely, now suddenly aware of just how much trouble she is in. She is sentenced to write Barbara a 2,500 word letter of apology as well as to write 500 times, �I will not tease other girls about their bathroom functions including when they have accidents.� �That�s a really long sentence!� Cordelia points out, �I have to write that 500 times and also write a 2,500 apology essay?� �Yes you do,� I tell her matter-of-factly, �And you also have to write the phrase �Bowel Movement� 1,000 times.� The latter punishment, of course, is for using the profane word �shit� in reference to having a bowel movement. �You�ll also have to serve a week of detention,� I continue, �And you can consider yourself lucky I�m not making you stand in the corner with a sign on your back.� �Yes sir,� she answers dejectedly, now with the tears welling up in her eyes as she contemplates her punishment ahead. �Don�t EVER let me catch you do something like this again,� I warn her, �I can all but guarantee you�ll be going on toilet suspension if you do.� �Then you can experience what it�s like to mess in your panties,� I point out, �And perhaps you�ll get to experience what it�s like to be made fun of for it.�

Turning my attention to Barbara, she is certainly a more sympathetic case, but she doesn�t deserve much sympathy, either. This is her 3rd panty-soiling of the school year and while that isn�t all that bad (it certainly isn�t good but it�s not too bad), it doesn�t really tell the full story of Barbara�s atrocious toilet habits in school. The only reason that she doesn�t have more accident violations in school is not that she actually does bowel movements in the school girls� rooms sometimes, but how she manages to avoid doing that. I can only shake my head as I read Barbara�s lengthy list of previous toilet violations this year. �Sneaking into a faculty bathroom and twice sneaking off campus to use the bathroom,� I remind the sophomore beauty, �And once skipping detention from one of your accidents to avoid having another accident.� �And that�s all in addition to the 3 times that you�ve now actually gone in your panties and the one time you clogged the toilet while trying to clean yourself up in the girls� room,� I continue, �It�s a record that you really should be ashamed of.�

Through her tears, Barbara assures us that she is indeed ashamed of her toilet record, but at the same time explains that she just doesn�t like to go �that way� anyplace but at home. �I�m sorry,� she mumbles as the tears roll down her cheeks, �I know I should be going in the girls� room, but I just can�t.� Looking over her toilet record again � a record that also includes 7 accidents in her panties last year � I wonder if she�s ever done a bowel movement in the girls� room at school. �I�ve done it in school a few times,� she answers, �I try to make myself go at school when I need to, but usually I just can�t.� �Usually I just try to hold it in until I get home,� she admits. �Well, obviously you can�t always just hold it in that long,� I point out, �That messy load you�ve got in your pants now is certainly proof of that.� �Obviously, you need to try harder,� I suggest, �And by that I mean you need to try harder to make yourself go at school when you need to.�

�I know you have to punish me for that and I guess it�s going to have be kind of bad,� Barbara acknowledges. �But can you please not tell my mom about this,� she begs, �Please, just whatever you do, please just don�t tell my mom I had another accident.� But all I can do is shake my head at that suggestion. �You know very well that we send notices home for all toilet violations,� I explain to a very desperate Barbara, �And you know very well that the notice has to be signed and returned to the TVPC.� That is certainly not good news for Barbara. As punishment for this � her 3rd panty-soiling offense of the school year � Barbara gets a stern sentence of having to write �I will not soil my panties in school again� 500 times, and she has to serve both a week of detention and 2 weeks of her 7th period study hall sitting on a toilet in the girls� room. The unusually severe sentence for a 3rd panty-soiling is, of course, in recognition of her lengthy record of other toilet violations.

�Please, I accept that I have to do those punishments,� she begs again, �I just don�t want my mom to find out � I just can�t have my mom find out about this.� �I�m sorry � but the notice will be mailed home,� I tell her again. �You know there�s always a way to prevent your mom from finding out you�ve had another accident,� I tell her, �And that�s NOT to have an accident in the first place.� �You can obviously avoid all that by just going in the toilet like you�re supposed to.� Barbara nods her head in acknowledgement of that. She obviously understands that and you get the impression that she really wants to stop going in her pants, but somehow she just keeps doing it.

�She�s going to make me wear diapers now,� Barbara mumbles, �My mom is going to make me wear diapers now.� I and the rest of the committee look at her puzzled. �My mom is always telling me that if I can�t go in the toilet when I need to, I�m going to have to wear diapers,� she explains. �The last time it happened, she told me it was my final warning,� Barbara explains further, �She told me that if I did it again, I was going to go back in diapers and that included at school.� �I don�t want to wear to diapers to school,� she pleads, breaking down sobbing. �I�ve had to wear diapers for a weekend before and I really hated it,� she continues, �And now I�m going to have to wear them all the time and to school as well.� �Please just don�t tell my mom about this,� she begs again, �Please, sir, I�ll do anything if you just don�t send that notice home.�

�I don�t know what to tell you, Barbara,� I tell the sweet and likeable, young lady, �I really don�t like seeing you get in trouble, but the rules are the rules.� �Obviously, you�ve got no one but yourself to blame for this,� I point out, �Maybe you SHOULD have to wear diapers to school if you�re not going to use the girls� room. I think Barbara knows that both her mom and I are right, but I doubt it�s going to make it any easier for her. The poor girl just cries her heart out at the thought.

Next to face the TVPC is Pam, a junior brunette with braces. The fact that she is on toilet suspension is underscored by a skirt that is noticeably wet and sporting a noticeable bulge in the back. This is her second day on toilet suspension, although apparently the first in which she�s messed in her panties in addition to wetting in them. Hopefully, this will also be the last day that she is on toilet suspension.

She is being asked to hand in 600 times of �I will not flush sanitary napkins down the toilet in school again.� It�s her punishment (obviously!) for flushing a sanitary napkin down the toilet, but this case is not quite that simple. In fact, it was more than 2 weeks ago when Pam first appeared before the TVPC to be punished on that charge � specifically, flushing a sanitary pad down the toilet in the 2nd Floor girls� room. It was only her first offense for that and though it wasn�t an entirely minor offense, it certainly wasn�t anything to get a girl placed on toilet suspension for. Accordingly, she was sentenced only to write 300 times �I will not flush sanitary napkins down the toilet in school again� and serve 3 days in detention. She dutifully served her detention, but a week later had not done any of her 300 times writing assignment. As fans of the TVPC surely know, punishment writing assignments are due in one week from when they are assigned. Not having completed it by its due date, Pam�s 300 times assignment now became a 600 times assignment. Also under TVPC rules, any punishment writing not done by its due date gets doubled. But when the second due date occurred, one week after the first due date, she still had not learned her lesson. This time she had completed only the original 300 times punishment, but not the additional 300 times that got added the week before.

The poor girl then found out the hard way that the TVPC takes it very seriously when a girl still has not completed a punishment writing assignment 2 weeks after it was assigned. Once again, the 300 unfinished lines got doubled to 600 lines, but when a second due date is missed, we give the girl an extra added incentive to get her punishment done. This time the girl goes on toilet suspension until she hands in her completed punishment assignment. Accordingly, Pam has spent the last 2 days on toilet suspension and hopefully she�s been dutifully writing out those tedious 600 lines. As she stands before the TVPC this afternoon, in what looks like very wet and very soiled panties, she is holding up a thick packet of paper. It would appear that though she has learned her lesson the hard way, she had indeed learned her lesson. She not only unnecessarily got herself 2 days on toilet suspension but turned a 300 times assignment into having to write a total of 900 lines.

When I ask her if she has her punishment completed, she nods her head �yes.� She then hands in that thick packet of paper containing 600 lines of �I will not flush sanitary napkins down the toilet in school again.� Obviously, being placed on toilet suspension and losing her privilege to use the school bathrooms, provided the incentive she needed to finally get her punishment done. Quite frankly, it always does!

The TVPC clerk looks over the girl�s punishment writing and it appears to be in good order. I motion for a TVPC staffer, who then cuts off the girl�s red wristband � the wristband indicating a girl that�s on toilet suspension. �Your privilege to use the school bathrooms is restored immediately,� I tell her and note for the record, �But I think it would be wise to just go home as you are and deal with your mess there.� �I think the last thing you�d want to do now is try to clean that up in the girls� room now and then find yourself back on toilet suspension for messing all over the toilet while trying to clean up in there,� I warn her.

So concludes another session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee. Meeting adjourned at 4:00 PM.

**spandexman** · May 10, 2012, 05:54 AM

Great Report

Loved the One Day At A Time angle. Miss my favorite spandex clad teacher though. How is Grace doing? And is Mrs. John on an undercover assignment? Thanks for keeping us informed.

**Narada** · May 11, 2012, 12:09 AM

Nice one, as usual. I've been trying to think up a session for Carly and Sam for ages, but I couldn't think of anything! They shouldn't feel sorry for Libby--as they pointed out, she's the one that made the video AND put it online in the first place! Why should she be surprised that a webshow like iCarly would show it? It'll probably be on Tosh 2.0 next! LoL

(By the way, Libby was wearing her cheerleading uniform in that video--correct that right now!

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UGH, I hated Gilmore Girls! Was there really a character named Paris on there, or is that a reference to Paris Hilton? Kinda felt sorry for poor Barbara...maybe she can get that cute little sister of hers to steal the violation report before their mom gets it!

**Arnold Ziffel** · May 11, 2012, 03:20 PM

Narada:

I can't believe I missed the cheerleading skirt on Libby, but I made a change!

The Gilmore Girls were an acquired taste. I actually hated it the first few times I saw it, but I had so many friends and family that loved it, that I kept watching and I eventually got to like it. In later years, the action focussed a little more on Rory's life at school and Paris was a classmate of hers -- a classmate who was jealous of but still friendly with Rory.

I was hoping you'd like the iCarly segment. Lkewise, I made several attempts at writing an iCarly storyline, but just couldn't get anything right. Your video story was the absolute perfect lead-in and the story just wrote itself. I'm not sure how I'd work Tosh into the story, though.

On One Day At A Time, Julie was the older sister and Barbara was actually the cute, younger one. I really hope that she doesn't try to do anything with the Violation Report before her mom gets it. That would only get her in more trouble.

Thanks for kind comments and especially thanks for the great lead-in with the Libby video.

Spandexman:

Thank you for your kind comments as well. I just can't seem to work more of the teachers into the storylines but I'll see what I can do for next time. Thanks again.

**Narada** · May 16, 2012, 02:20 PM

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Babbara was the younger sister on One Day at a Time? Geez, it's been forever since I've seen that show. It would be so hot seeing her in a diaper--I hope her mom follows through on her threat! Maybe one of the girls or guys could pull her jeans down while she's playing basketball and show everyon the diaper her mom forced her to wear.

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