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Turning 50 soon, I'm reflecting this morning:
I'm sitting here this morning in yet another wonderfully dirty diaper. If I were to count, (including my first three un-potty trained years) I've probably messed in excess of three thousand pairs of underwear and diapers over the years.
Sure, I've gone through the usual purge cycles, but it always comes back.
I've worn diapers to bed since my teens (bedwetter) and that has always provided the perfect avenue for pooping myself.
Living alone in college for two years certainly was a wonderful time for me. Looking back, I'm not sure I ever used the toilet in my condo unless I was sick. I came home from school each day, had lunch, then would mess myself and sit around doing homework, etc. Then, it was time for a great wank, then clean up and off to work.
Marriage presented some challenges, but I've worked around that. While my wife isn't into pants pooping at all, we've got a nice "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding it (i.e. show knows, but prefers I don't share), and I generally indulge myself at least two mornings a week. When I travel, it's even more prevalent.
I'm sure many of you can commiserate with me. I don't know why I'm wired to like pooping myself. I wish it was something easier like high heeled shoes, or sexy lingerie....but it's not. I love pooping in my pants/diapers. I can stay dirty for hours if I have the time.
So, I just wanted to share.
How 'bout you?
I'm sitting here this morning in yet another wonderfully dirty diaper. If I were to count, (including my first three un-potty trained years) I've probably messed in excess of three thousand pairs of underwear and diapers over the years.
Sure, I've gone through the usual purge cycles, but it always comes back.
I've worn diapers to bed since my teens (bedwetter) and that has always provided the perfect avenue for pooping myself.
Living alone in college for two years certainly was a wonderful time for me. Looking back, I'm not sure I ever used the toilet in my condo unless I was sick. I came home from school each day, had lunch, then would mess myself and sit around doing homework, etc. Then, it was time for a great wank, then clean up and off to work.
Marriage presented some challenges, but I've worked around that. While my wife isn't into pants pooping at all, we've got a nice "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding it (i.e. show knows, but prefers I don't share), and I generally indulge myself at least two mornings a week. When I travel, it's even more prevalent.
I'm sure many of you can commiserate with me. I don't know why I'm wired to like pooping myself. I wish it was something easier like high heeled shoes, or sexy lingerie....but it's not. I love pooping in my pants/diapers. I can stay dirty for hours if I have the time.
So, I just wanted to share.
How 'bout you?
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