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Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of June 5, 2012.
To open this afternoon’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC), we have a case from the girls’ softball team. Elaine (better known as “Lanie”), the starting second baseman and leadoff hitter, is accused of wetting her pants during the game. Of course, because this happened at a softball game, the short but very cute blonde faces more punishment than if she had merely wet herself in class. As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, accidents and other toilet violations by those representing the school (such as softball players) are considered more serious than those occurring in school. Lanie, however, has pleaded “Not Guilty” to this offense.
Miss Cooke, the girls’ softball coach, reacts with surprise and gives Lanie a puzzled look when she hears that plea. “What?” she asks the cute second baseman. “You wet your pants right there on the field in front of everyone,” she points out, “How can you plead ‘Not Guilty?’” “You couldn’t even hold it until we got back on the bus,” the coach continues, “You had an accident right there on the field in front of both teams, the umpires, and the fans, as well.” Actually it makes no difference whether it was on the bus or on the field, because a girl is considered to be representing the school from the moment she gets on the bus to go to the game to the moment she leaves school property after they get back. It’s just that most of these kinds of accidents do happen on the bus – no doubt after the girl has been holding it in for a long time and just can’t hold it in any longer. It is indeed unusual for a girl to actually have an accident during the game itself as she wasn’t even close to holding it in until she got back home. But, as I noted, the punishment is the same whether it happens on the bus or on the field – in both circumstances, the girl is representing the school and that means extra punishment for having an accident.
But that’s not really the issue here. The issue is Lanie’s plea of “Not Guilty” and I ask her explain. “Yes, please explain,” her coach chimes in. “I’m not saying that I didn’t wet my pants – We all know that I did,” the blonde-haired junior explains, “I’m saying that it wasn’t my fault it happened.” “I’m just saying that I shouldn’t get punished for it,” she says, “I shouldn’t get punished at all, much less the extra punishment for wetting my pants as a softball player.” Once again, the coach looks at her puzzled and I must say that I’m quite puzzled as well.
“You’re in high school now, young lady,” I remind her, “You are old enough to be responsible for your own bodily functions and that means not doing them in your pants.” “And you’re a member of the softball team, too,” Coach Cooke adds, “And a softball player for this school better go in the toilet instead of her pants.” “How do you think it looks to the other team when one of our girls wets her pants during a game?” the coach asks. “Probably not as bad as it looked when a girl on the other team messed in hers,” Lanie snaps back sarcastically, “And there was a girl on the other team who wet her pants, too.” “We’re not talking about the other team, we’re talking about you,” I tell her, a tinge of anger in my voice, “Just because girls on the other team have accidents, it’s no excuse for you to have one, too.”
“Yes sir,” she responds, decidedly more contritely, “But what I mean to say, sir, is that there were no bathrooms at the field.” “They did have a pair of bathrooms there but there was some kind of plumbing problem – They were both out of order,” she points out, “There really wasn’t any place that I could go to the bathroom.” The junior cutie then goes on to claim a “Not Guilty” plea based on the TVPC’s “2-Hour Rule.” The 2-Hour Rule states that a girl is not considered guilty of wetting or soiling her pants, if she is denied access to a bathroom for 2 hours or more. As I noted before, girls in high school are responsible for the proper handling of their bodily functions and that includes holding them in when necessary. But the 2-Hour Rule recognizes that they can’t be expected to hold it in forever. Our very strict new Science teacher, Dr. Flower is known for her 3-hour detention sessions and those long detentions have produced several accidents excused by the 2-Hour Rule. In fact, once such wetting accident by a girl named Six was adjudicated at our January 31, 2012 TVPC session.
“Between the bus ride there, the time it took to warm up, and then playing the game itself, it was way more than 2 hours,” Lanie explains, “It was way more than 2 hours before I wet my pants at the game.” “It wasn’t my fault,” she says again, “Where was I supposed to go to the bathroom?” “How about squatting in the woods?” Coach Cooke asks her, “What do you think your teammates who had to go to the bathroom did?” Lanie just stares at her coach blankly. “Your teammates that needed to went into the woods to relieve themselves,” the coach explains, “None of them went in their pants like you did.” “Oh! Yuck! – I hate going outside,” the petite second baseman responds back, “We really should get regular bathrooms at our games.” She argues again for the 2-Hour Rule claiming she was denied access to a bathroom for more than 2 hours and that’s what caused her to wet her pants. Coach Cooke, however, counters that argument. “Going outside may not be ideal but that’s what they had over there,” she tells her second baseman angrily, “Obviously, it’s better to do that than to go in your pants.” “There was nothing wrong with going in the woods,” chimes in Whitley, a senior and Captain of the softball team, “There was a lot of cover in those woods, so we had plenty of privacy to do whatever it was that we needed to do.” “Oh! Yuck! on going in your pants,” the senior adds. Coach Cooke then points out that Whitley actually did a bowel movement in the woods, so there really was no excuse for Lanie not to even urinate there.
“Your coach is quite right, Lanie,” I tell the girl, “Going outside is always the last resort, but if it’s the only choice you have, you have to take it.” “Obviously, you don’t just go in your pants and that’s especially true when you’re out there representing the school.” “But what about the 2-Hour Rule?” she argues, “I really didn’t have a bathroom to use all the time we were there.” “Apparently you had the woods to use,” I tell her, “That was the bathroom that was available and that was the bathroom you should have used.” “So the woods is a bathroom now?” she asks, a tinge of sarcasm in her voice. “It’s a bathroom if there is no other bathroom,” I explain, “And unless someone actually prevented you from urinating in the woods, you are guilty of wetting your pants at the game.” “Well, your ‘bathroom’ was out of toilet paper,” she says sarcastically, putting “bathroom” in air quotes, “What was I supposed to wipe myself with?” “I hate not being able to wipe,” she complains, “I hate getting my panties damp like that.” Her comments draw a few laughs in the committee room. “You didn’t want to get damp panties from not wiping so you end up totally soaking them instead,” her coach points out laughing, “How does that make any sense?” Not surprisingly, the girl has no answer to that. “You drip dry or you find a way to deal with it,” her coach tells her, in no uncertain terms, “If Whitley can manage it with having a bowel movement, you certainly could have managed it with just urinating.”
Moving on to her punishment, I note that the junior has 2 prior wetting accidents this school year – fortunately for her, both having happened in class and not on the softball field. She also has a loitering in the girls’ room charge on her record and also a charge of talking back to a teacher while she was having a “Panty Inspection.” I sentence her to write 500 times, “I will not wet my pants in school or at softball games again.” She’ll also have to serve a week in detention – a punishment to be served next week when the softball season ends. “You’ll also be required to carry a roll of toilet paper with you to your softball games,” I tell her and note for the record, “And that’ll be for the rest of this season and for the first month of next season.” “Best be prepared next time you might have to go in the woods,” I explain with a smile, “So they’ll be no excuses next time.” The unorthodox punishment draws some giggles from the assembled crowd. Lanie shoots me an angry look, but wisely holds her tongue in check. She should consider herself lucky she only got that and not a second 500 times writing assignment for her sarcastic attitude.
Before moving on to cases from today, we have one more matter concerning the girls’ softball team. It’s not from a toilet violation yesterday but one from a week ago. Brianna, an outgoing sophomore with braces, is being asked to hand in her writing assignment for a toilet violation she committed at a softball game a week ago. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that girls get 1 week in which to complete a punishment writing assignment. Failure to complete it on time results in the assignment being doubled. So far, Brianna has yet to hand in her completed punishment assignment and, as per TVPC procedures, is being called before the TVPC now and given one last chance to hand it in on time.
“Hopefully you have it finished now,” I tell the speedy centerfielder – who also plays on our field hockey team, “I’d really hate to see you have to write twice as much.” “Yes sir,” she says, holding up a packet of papers, “I stayed up last night to finish it.” “It’s ‘Urinate’ 1,000 times,” she says as our TVPC clerk takes the completed assignment from her.” What happened was that as the extra inning game ended, Brianna was badly in need of the girls’ room. Asking where the girls’ room was, she blurted out, “I really gotta take a piss.” Using profanity to refer to bodily functions is, of course, a violation of TVPC rules. It isn’t necessarily a serious offense, but this being an occasion where Brianna was representing the school as a softball player, I had no choice but to punish her a bit more severely. As she noted before, she had to write “Urinate” 1,000 times – that, of course, being the proper term she should have used instead of “Piss.”
As the TVPC clerk looks over the girl’s punishment writing, he notes that it appears to be complete and in good order. Therefore, it is accepted by the TVPC. “I hope you’ve learned you lesson from this, young lady,” I tell her. “Proper young ladies do not piss,” I remind her, repeating what I told her a week ago, “Proper young ladies urinate.” “Yes sir,” she answers, “I’ll be a lot more careful what I say from now on – especially when I’m representing the school.” “It really is called urinating,” she adds, “And we really should start calling it by its proper name.” I couldn’t agree more.
As we move on to cases from today, I must say that I’m puzzled as I read the Violation Report in this one. Katie, a tall, blonde-haired beauty who is currently on toilet suspension is charged with “Being Unprepared for Gym Class.” I’m confused, of course, because that doesn’t seem like a toilet-related offense and the TVPC only has the power to punish toilet-related offenses. Fortunately, Miss Mars, Katies’s gym teacher is here to explain. With the end of the school year approaching, we’re all quite busy – I wish they could GIMME A BREAK on matters that really shouldn’t come before the TVPC at all.
“I’m not sure how this is a toilet-related case, Veronica,” I point out to Miss Mars, “It seems to me that this is strictly a matter for you gym teachers.” “I thought you had some sort of system to punish the girls when they didn’t have their gym clothes,” I tell the very pretty gym teacher, “I thought you just made the girls sit and write sentences when they’re unprepared for gym class.” “Oh yes, Mr. Chairman – That’s exactly what we do,” Miss Mars points out, “The first time it’s just a warning but after that it’s 100 sentences for each time they don’t have their gym clothes.” “This was Katie’s 3rd time, so she gets 200 sentences,” the gorgeous gym teacher adds.
But that, of course, begs the question. “So why is Katie here?” I ask Miss Mars, “How is forgetting your gym clothes a toilet related offense?” “Well, that’s just it, Mr. Chairman,” Miss Mars clarifies, “She didn’t actually forget her gym clothes. “She just told me that she forgot her gym clothes because she didn’t want to take gym today,” she explains, “And the reason she didn’t want to take gym is because she had a big load in her pants.”
Turning to the quite beautiful junior, the load bulging out in the back of her jeans is quite obvious and those jeans are obviously quite wet as well. As I noted before, the girl is on toilet suspension – a 3 week toilet suspension on a second offense for smoking in the girls’ room that got extended another 2 weeks when she was caught having a bowel movement in the girls’ room. “Is this true?” I ask the Katie, “Did you not take gym this morning because of the load in your pants.” “Yes sir,” she admits. “It’s really a bad mess I’ve got today,” she explains ashamedly, “I just couldn’t go to gym and run around with that load in my pants – I just couldn’t.” “And I really didn’t like the idea of having to change in the locker room with my panties full of poop,” she explains further, “So I just told Miss Mars that I didn’t have my gym stuff.” “I hate writing the lines,” she adds, “But that’s got to be better than taking gym class with a mess in your pants.” “Obviously then, this qualifies as a toilet-related offense and is indeed a matter for the TVPC. I commend Miss Mars for recognizing it as such and bringing the matter before us.
Still, something about this case confuses me. You’ve been on toilet suspension for about a month now,” I point out to Katie, “In fact, you’ve only got 4 more days to go.” “I’m thinking this can’t be the first time you’ve done a load in your pants during this toilet suspension,” I speculate, “I’m wondering if this is the first time you’ve FORGOTTEN your gym clothes.” “Well, it’s not the first time I’ve had a load in my pants – That’s for sure,” she acknowledges, “I’m embarrassed to say that its’ happened quite a lot during the past month.” “But I have gym class 3rd period and I can usually avoid going in my pants until later in the day,” she points out, “This is actually the first time that I’ve had a load in my pants by 3rd period.” “A couple of time I was really fighting to hold it in while taking gym,” she continues, “And a couple of times I did go in my pants a little during gym.” “But this is the first time I had to deal with a full load in my panties before even taking gym class,” she explains, “I guess I’m lucky that I have gym so early in the day.”
“Indeed you are lucky,” I tell her, “I imagine it must not be pleasant to be on toilet suspension and have gym later in the day.” “Yes sir,” she responds. “It’s unpleasant enough to be on toilet suspension at all,” she says, “I can only imagine how bad it must be to have to take gym after you’ve messed yourself.” “Well, that’s just it, young lady,” I tell her, “Being on toilet suspension is supposed to be bad.” “Being on toilet suspension means having to go through your entire school day without having access to any school bathrooms,” I remind her, “And that certainly includes taking gym class regardless of the state of your panties at the time.”
Getting to the matter of her punishment, I tell her, “Since you didn’t take gym class today, this will not count on your toilet suspension.” “So that’s going to be 1 more day on toilet suspension,” I clarify, “You now have 5 more days to go instead of 4.” She’s certainly not happy with that, but I suspect she’s happy it isn’t worse. I also assign her to write Miss Mars a 1,000 word letter of apology for lying about not having her gym clothes. She will also have 2 days detention but I will allow her to postpone that detention until she gets her toilet privileges back. “It’s still detention,” I tell Katie, “But at least you won’t be serving detention and having a longer school day when you can’t use the bathrooms.” “Um – What about the sentence writing that I got in gym class?” she asks, “I mean that was for forgetting my gym stuff and I didn’t really forget my gym stuff after all.” “Oh! – You still have to do that, too,” I tell her, “Next time I suggest that you don’t try to lie your way out of taking gym class.” “Yes sir,” she acknowledges. “Don’t do this again,” I warn her, “Next time the punishment will be a lot worse and by that I mean a lot more time on toilet suspension.”
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of June 5, 2012.
To open this afternoon’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC), we have a case from the girls’ softball team. Elaine (better known as “Lanie”), the starting second baseman and leadoff hitter, is accused of wetting her pants during the game. Of course, because this happened at a softball game, the short but very cute blonde faces more punishment than if she had merely wet herself in class. As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, accidents and other toilet violations by those representing the school (such as softball players) are considered more serious than those occurring in school. Lanie, however, has pleaded “Not Guilty” to this offense.
Miss Cooke, the girls’ softball coach, reacts with surprise and gives Lanie a puzzled look when she hears that plea. “What?” she asks the cute second baseman. “You wet your pants right there on the field in front of everyone,” she points out, “How can you plead ‘Not Guilty?’” “You couldn’t even hold it until we got back on the bus,” the coach continues, “You had an accident right there on the field in front of both teams, the umpires, and the fans, as well.” Actually it makes no difference whether it was on the bus or on the field, because a girl is considered to be representing the school from the moment she gets on the bus to go to the game to the moment she leaves school property after they get back. It’s just that most of these kinds of accidents do happen on the bus – no doubt after the girl has been holding it in for a long time and just can’t hold it in any longer. It is indeed unusual for a girl to actually have an accident during the game itself as she wasn’t even close to holding it in until she got back home. But, as I noted, the punishment is the same whether it happens on the bus or on the field – in both circumstances, the girl is representing the school and that means extra punishment for having an accident.
But that’s not really the issue here. The issue is Lanie’s plea of “Not Guilty” and I ask her explain. “Yes, please explain,” her coach chimes in. “I’m not saying that I didn’t wet my pants – We all know that I did,” the blonde-haired junior explains, “I’m saying that it wasn’t my fault it happened.” “I’m just saying that I shouldn’t get punished for it,” she says, “I shouldn’t get punished at all, much less the extra punishment for wetting my pants as a softball player.” Once again, the coach looks at her puzzled and I must say that I’m quite puzzled as well.
“You’re in high school now, young lady,” I remind her, “You are old enough to be responsible for your own bodily functions and that means not doing them in your pants.” “And you’re a member of the softball team, too,” Coach Cooke adds, “And a softball player for this school better go in the toilet instead of her pants.” “How do you think it looks to the other team when one of our girls wets her pants during a game?” the coach asks. “Probably not as bad as it looked when a girl on the other team messed in hers,” Lanie snaps back sarcastically, “And there was a girl on the other team who wet her pants, too.” “We’re not talking about the other team, we’re talking about you,” I tell her, a tinge of anger in my voice, “Just because girls on the other team have accidents, it’s no excuse for you to have one, too.”
“Yes sir,” she responds, decidedly more contritely, “But what I mean to say, sir, is that there were no bathrooms at the field.” “They did have a pair of bathrooms there but there was some kind of plumbing problem – They were both out of order,” she points out, “There really wasn’t any place that I could go to the bathroom.” The junior cutie then goes on to claim a “Not Guilty” plea based on the TVPC’s “2-Hour Rule.” The 2-Hour Rule states that a girl is not considered guilty of wetting or soiling her pants, if she is denied access to a bathroom for 2 hours or more. As I noted before, girls in high school are responsible for the proper handling of their bodily functions and that includes holding them in when necessary. But the 2-Hour Rule recognizes that they can’t be expected to hold it in forever. Our very strict new Science teacher, Dr. Flower is known for her 3-hour detention sessions and those long detentions have produced several accidents excused by the 2-Hour Rule. In fact, once such wetting accident by a girl named Six was adjudicated at our January 31, 2012 TVPC session.
“Between the bus ride there, the time it took to warm up, and then playing the game itself, it was way more than 2 hours,” Lanie explains, “It was way more than 2 hours before I wet my pants at the game.” “It wasn’t my fault,” she says again, “Where was I supposed to go to the bathroom?” “How about squatting in the woods?” Coach Cooke asks her, “What do you think your teammates who had to go to the bathroom did?” Lanie just stares at her coach blankly. “Your teammates that needed to went into the woods to relieve themselves,” the coach explains, “None of them went in their pants like you did.” “Oh! Yuck! – I hate going outside,” the petite second baseman responds back, “We really should get regular bathrooms at our games.” She argues again for the 2-Hour Rule claiming she was denied access to a bathroom for more than 2 hours and that’s what caused her to wet her pants. Coach Cooke, however, counters that argument. “Going outside may not be ideal but that’s what they had over there,” she tells her second baseman angrily, “Obviously, it’s better to do that than to go in your pants.” “There was nothing wrong with going in the woods,” chimes in Whitley, a senior and Captain of the softball team, “There was a lot of cover in those woods, so we had plenty of privacy to do whatever it was that we needed to do.” “Oh! Yuck! on going in your pants,” the senior adds. Coach Cooke then points out that Whitley actually did a bowel movement in the woods, so there really was no excuse for Lanie not to even urinate there.
“Your coach is quite right, Lanie,” I tell the girl, “Going outside is always the last resort, but if it’s the only choice you have, you have to take it.” “Obviously, you don’t just go in your pants and that’s especially true when you’re out there representing the school.” “But what about the 2-Hour Rule?” she argues, “I really didn’t have a bathroom to use all the time we were there.” “Apparently you had the woods to use,” I tell her, “That was the bathroom that was available and that was the bathroom you should have used.” “So the woods is a bathroom now?” she asks, a tinge of sarcasm in her voice. “It’s a bathroom if there is no other bathroom,” I explain, “And unless someone actually prevented you from urinating in the woods, you are guilty of wetting your pants at the game.” “Well, your ‘bathroom’ was out of toilet paper,” she says sarcastically, putting “bathroom” in air quotes, “What was I supposed to wipe myself with?” “I hate not being able to wipe,” she complains, “I hate getting my panties damp like that.” Her comments draw a few laughs in the committee room. “You didn’t want to get damp panties from not wiping so you end up totally soaking them instead,” her coach points out laughing, “How does that make any sense?” Not surprisingly, the girl has no answer to that. “You drip dry or you find a way to deal with it,” her coach tells her, in no uncertain terms, “If Whitley can manage it with having a bowel movement, you certainly could have managed it with just urinating.”
Moving on to her punishment, I note that the junior has 2 prior wetting accidents this school year – fortunately for her, both having happened in class and not on the softball field. She also has a loitering in the girls’ room charge on her record and also a charge of talking back to a teacher while she was having a “Panty Inspection.” I sentence her to write 500 times, “I will not wet my pants in school or at softball games again.” She’ll also have to serve a week in detention – a punishment to be served next week when the softball season ends. “You’ll also be required to carry a roll of toilet paper with you to your softball games,” I tell her and note for the record, “And that’ll be for the rest of this season and for the first month of next season.” “Best be prepared next time you might have to go in the woods,” I explain with a smile, “So they’ll be no excuses next time.” The unorthodox punishment draws some giggles from the assembled crowd. Lanie shoots me an angry look, but wisely holds her tongue in check. She should consider herself lucky she only got that and not a second 500 times writing assignment for her sarcastic attitude.
Before moving on to cases from today, we have one more matter concerning the girls’ softball team. It’s not from a toilet violation yesterday but one from a week ago. Brianna, an outgoing sophomore with braces, is being asked to hand in her writing assignment for a toilet violation she committed at a softball game a week ago. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that girls get 1 week in which to complete a punishment writing assignment. Failure to complete it on time results in the assignment being doubled. So far, Brianna has yet to hand in her completed punishment assignment and, as per TVPC procedures, is being called before the TVPC now and given one last chance to hand it in on time.
“Hopefully you have it finished now,” I tell the speedy centerfielder – who also plays on our field hockey team, “I’d really hate to see you have to write twice as much.” “Yes sir,” she says, holding up a packet of papers, “I stayed up last night to finish it.” “It’s ‘Urinate’ 1,000 times,” she says as our TVPC clerk takes the completed assignment from her.” What happened was that as the extra inning game ended, Brianna was badly in need of the girls’ room. Asking where the girls’ room was, she blurted out, “I really gotta take a piss.” Using profanity to refer to bodily functions is, of course, a violation of TVPC rules. It isn’t necessarily a serious offense, but this being an occasion where Brianna was representing the school as a softball player, I had no choice but to punish her a bit more severely. As she noted before, she had to write “Urinate” 1,000 times – that, of course, being the proper term she should have used instead of “Piss.”
As the TVPC clerk looks over the girl’s punishment writing, he notes that it appears to be complete and in good order. Therefore, it is accepted by the TVPC. “I hope you’ve learned you lesson from this, young lady,” I tell her. “Proper young ladies do not piss,” I remind her, repeating what I told her a week ago, “Proper young ladies urinate.” “Yes sir,” she answers, “I’ll be a lot more careful what I say from now on – especially when I’m representing the school.” “It really is called urinating,” she adds, “And we really should start calling it by its proper name.” I couldn’t agree more.
As we move on to cases from today, I must say that I’m puzzled as I read the Violation Report in this one. Katie, a tall, blonde-haired beauty who is currently on toilet suspension is charged with “Being Unprepared for Gym Class.” I’m confused, of course, because that doesn’t seem like a toilet-related offense and the TVPC only has the power to punish toilet-related offenses. Fortunately, Miss Mars, Katies’s gym teacher is here to explain. With the end of the school year approaching, we’re all quite busy – I wish they could GIMME A BREAK on matters that really shouldn’t come before the TVPC at all.
“I’m not sure how this is a toilet-related case, Veronica,” I point out to Miss Mars, “It seems to me that this is strictly a matter for you gym teachers.” “I thought you had some sort of system to punish the girls when they didn’t have their gym clothes,” I tell the very pretty gym teacher, “I thought you just made the girls sit and write sentences when they’re unprepared for gym class.” “Oh yes, Mr. Chairman – That’s exactly what we do,” Miss Mars points out, “The first time it’s just a warning but after that it’s 100 sentences for each time they don’t have their gym clothes.” “This was Katie’s 3rd time, so she gets 200 sentences,” the gorgeous gym teacher adds.
But that, of course, begs the question. “So why is Katie here?” I ask Miss Mars, “How is forgetting your gym clothes a toilet related offense?” “Well, that’s just it, Mr. Chairman,” Miss Mars clarifies, “She didn’t actually forget her gym clothes. “She just told me that she forgot her gym clothes because she didn’t want to take gym today,” she explains, “And the reason she didn’t want to take gym is because she had a big load in her pants.”
Turning to the quite beautiful junior, the load bulging out in the back of her jeans is quite obvious and those jeans are obviously quite wet as well. As I noted before, the girl is on toilet suspension – a 3 week toilet suspension on a second offense for smoking in the girls’ room that got extended another 2 weeks when she was caught having a bowel movement in the girls’ room. “Is this true?” I ask the Katie, “Did you not take gym this morning because of the load in your pants.” “Yes sir,” she admits. “It’s really a bad mess I’ve got today,” she explains ashamedly, “I just couldn’t go to gym and run around with that load in my pants – I just couldn’t.” “And I really didn’t like the idea of having to change in the locker room with my panties full of poop,” she explains further, “So I just told Miss Mars that I didn’t have my gym stuff.” “I hate writing the lines,” she adds, “But that’s got to be better than taking gym class with a mess in your pants.” “Obviously then, this qualifies as a toilet-related offense and is indeed a matter for the TVPC. I commend Miss Mars for recognizing it as such and bringing the matter before us.
Still, something about this case confuses me. You’ve been on toilet suspension for about a month now,” I point out to Katie, “In fact, you’ve only got 4 more days to go.” “I’m thinking this can’t be the first time you’ve done a load in your pants during this toilet suspension,” I speculate, “I’m wondering if this is the first time you’ve FORGOTTEN your gym clothes.” “Well, it’s not the first time I’ve had a load in my pants – That’s for sure,” she acknowledges, “I’m embarrassed to say that its’ happened quite a lot during the past month.” “But I have gym class 3rd period and I can usually avoid going in my pants until later in the day,” she points out, “This is actually the first time that I’ve had a load in my pants by 3rd period.” “A couple of time I was really fighting to hold it in while taking gym,” she continues, “And a couple of times I did go in my pants a little during gym.” “But this is the first time I had to deal with a full load in my panties before even taking gym class,” she explains, “I guess I’m lucky that I have gym so early in the day.”
“Indeed you are lucky,” I tell her, “I imagine it must not be pleasant to be on toilet suspension and have gym later in the day.” “Yes sir,” she responds. “It’s unpleasant enough to be on toilet suspension at all,” she says, “I can only imagine how bad it must be to have to take gym after you’ve messed yourself.” “Well, that’s just it, young lady,” I tell her, “Being on toilet suspension is supposed to be bad.” “Being on toilet suspension means having to go through your entire school day without having access to any school bathrooms,” I remind her, “And that certainly includes taking gym class regardless of the state of your panties at the time.”
Getting to the matter of her punishment, I tell her, “Since you didn’t take gym class today, this will not count on your toilet suspension.” “So that’s going to be 1 more day on toilet suspension,” I clarify, “You now have 5 more days to go instead of 4.” She’s certainly not happy with that, but I suspect she’s happy it isn’t worse. I also assign her to write Miss Mars a 1,000 word letter of apology for lying about not having her gym clothes. She will also have 2 days detention but I will allow her to postpone that detention until she gets her toilet privileges back. “It’s still detention,” I tell Katie, “But at least you won’t be serving detention and having a longer school day when you can’t use the bathrooms.” “Um – What about the sentence writing that I got in gym class?” she asks, “I mean that was for forgetting my gym stuff and I didn’t really forget my gym stuff after all.” “Oh! – You still have to do that, too,” I tell her, “Next time I suggest that you don’t try to lie your way out of taking gym class.” “Yes sir,” she acknowledges. “Don’t do this again,” I warn her, “Next time the punishment will be a lot worse and by that I mean a lot more time on toilet suspension.”
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