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Dream I just had (pooping involved)
I just had a very interesting dream, and since I cannot get back to sleep, I thought I'd share it with you all. It involved a girl I've cared about for quite some time; her name is Anna. That's a fairly common name, so I don't suppose I'll get into too much trouble for using her real name. I seriously doubt that she frequents this board.
Anyway, the two of us were in bed together--fully clothed. In spite of the filthy stories I write, most of my dreams are surprisingly chaste. We were watching TV and chatting, probably reading comics as well. For some reason, my mother kept popping into the room and she was being a right cunt to poor Anne. At one point, she said "You know that bed is too small for the two of you." (Neither of us is what you'd call skinny). Finally, mom kept crowding us so much that Anna got fed up and left the room; I followed her.
Here's where things get weird.
When we entered another room, Anna was suddenly pantsless and wearing a diaper. She made some kind of announcement like "Alex, I'm pooping myself!" and then she started shitting! This wasn't any normal human poop; she was squeezing out thick, sausage shaped turds the size of elephant droppings! Finally, the diaper got so full that it fell off of her. When she was done, she told me to fetch some "T-Squares" out of her purse so that she could clean herself up. As an artist, I know that a T-Square is a ruler shaped like a letter T and is used to draw straight lines, so she couldn't possibly have used one to clean her bottom. Perhaps my sleep addled brain confused them with "wet wipes."
Unsurprisingly, I couldn't locate any T-squares suitable for butt wiping, so I told her "Just come in here!" The here in question being the bathroom. Seeing her round, fleshy bottom caked with poo took my breath away. She then set about cleaning herself and I wondered where my camera phone had got to so I could film the entire thing. Like most of my dreams, it was rather anticlimactic, and I woke up soon after that. Anne sweetie, if by some miracle you are reading this, just know I'd change your poopy diapers anyday.
Anyway, the two of us were in bed together--fully clothed. In spite of the filthy stories I write, most of my dreams are surprisingly chaste. We were watching TV and chatting, probably reading comics as well. For some reason, my mother kept popping into the room and she was being a right cunt to poor Anne. At one point, she said "You know that bed is too small for the two of you." (Neither of us is what you'd call skinny). Finally, mom kept crowding us so much that Anna got fed up and left the room; I followed her.
Here's where things get weird.
When we entered another room, Anna was suddenly pantsless and wearing a diaper. She made some kind of announcement like "Alex, I'm pooping myself!" and then she started shitting! This wasn't any normal human poop; she was squeezing out thick, sausage shaped turds the size of elephant droppings! Finally, the diaper got so full that it fell off of her. When she was done, she told me to fetch some "T-Squares" out of her purse so that she could clean herself up. As an artist, I know that a T-Square is a ruler shaped like a letter T and is used to draw straight lines, so she couldn't possibly have used one to clean her bottom. Perhaps my sleep addled brain confused them with "wet wipes."
Unsurprisingly, I couldn't locate any T-squares suitable for butt wiping, so I told her "Just come in here!" The here in question being the bathroom. Seeing her round, fleshy bottom caked with poo took my breath away. She then set about cleaning herself and I wondered where my camera phone had got to so I could film the entire thing. Like most of my dreams, it was rather anticlimactic, and I woke up soon after that. Anne sweetie, if by some miracle you are reading this, just know I'd change your poopy diapers anyday.
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