How I Got to Be Me

[dookiebooty]

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Hey DB, help me out with some translations of what you were saying! I know pura mierda means "pure shit" (I think....), but I need help with the rest. Gracias.

Lol no prob..

"te cagaste" means you shit.
"cagona" means shitter (kind of lol) or shitty one, or scared one depending on its usage.
"calzones/ chones cagados" means shitty underwear.

I'm cuban so i say it a little differently sometimes... "sta cagao" (that's shitty) lol.

[Narada]

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Thanks a lot, DB!

[Maria]

And here I am thinking that a calzone was an Italian pastry dish!

Something warm and steaming inside of a very attractive package?

[Guest]

Good one, Maria.

[UK Guy]

Hi Maria, enjoyed your story, looking forward to the next part. New member from across the pond. Used to be a member years ago, now back to see if I can find someone

[Narada]

Something warm and steaming inside of a very attractive package?

Yes, please!