Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

[Arnold Ziffel]

Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.

My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of June 22, 2012.

First up before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) is a petite but very cute sophomore named Dawn. She’s had a fairly good toilet record so far this school year, but she’s had some accident problems as of late. She messed in her panties less than a month ago (a case heard at our June 5th TVPC session) and then made it worse by sitting her messy butt down on the toilet seat to urinate later that day. Dawn ended up getting some of her mess on the toilet seat and thus got an additional punishment for that.

She’s messed in her panties once again today – the accident occurring once again in English class. But today, Dawn is also charged with wetting her pants – a charged filed by Mrs. Duncan, who was monitoring the New Edition girls’ room during 7th period this afternoon. Apparently, she observed Dawn in wet panties in the girls’ room. Oddly though, while sporting a big bulge in the back from her soiling mess, Dawn’s jeans don’t seem to be wet at all. But before we get to that, some committee business is in order. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, and as Dawn’s older sister Buffy points out, Dawn should only be facing one charge and not two. “I thought it was only 1 charge if you went both ways in your pants,” Buffy says, “I thought that was only considered a pooping accident since that one is the more serious kind of accident.” Buffy is right. “As long as the girl’s accident is both ways in the same pair of panties, it’s only considered a single accident,” I point out, “It’s what we call a ‘doubleheader’ accident.” “I’ll usually punish the girl a little extra since it is both ways in her pants,” I explain, “But it does only count as a single Panty-Soiling accident on a girl’s toilet record.”

Looking over at Mrs. Duncan, she nods her head in agreement. “When I saw her wetting her pants in the girls’ room, I just wasn’t sure how to charge her,” she says, “I knew she had already been charged with soiling her panties but it was ONLY for soiling her panties.” “I didn’t think she was supposed to get another charge for wetting in panties that she’d already soiled,” she explains further, “But I wasn’t sure how to add the wetting to the charge she already had.” “That’s fine that you filed another Violation Report,” I tell her, “We’ll just combine the 2 Violation Reports and make it a single charge for the doubleheader accident.” Mrs. Duncan nods her head in agreement, while Dawn, fighting back tears, pleads “Guilty” to the single charge – her 4th panty-soiling accident of the year and her 2nd doubleheader.

Turning my attention to Dawn, I’m still puzzled by the lack of wetness on her jeans. “The mess in your panties is obvious,” I tell the sophomore, “I can see why you’re pleading ‘Guilty’ to that.” “But your pants don’t look all that wet to me,” I explain, “Are you really pleading ‘Guilty’ to wetting them as well?” “Yes sir – I did wet myself,” Dawn admits, “It’s just that I did it while sitting on the toilet so my jeans wouldn’t get wet.” The whole committee looks at her puzzled. “You wet your pants while sitting on the toilet?” I ask her. “I was wetting my underwear,” Dawn answers, “But I pulled down my jeans before sitting on the toilet.” She then goes on to explain that she messed herself in English class during 5th period – an instance once again of her teacher not giving her permission to go to the girls’ room. (Dawn’s English teacher, Miss Sherwood, had explained last time that Dawn had already used up all her girls’ room passes for the year). Dawn further explains that she also had to pee and as the day wore on, it was getting harder and harder for her to hold that in. “I wanted desperately to hold it in and pee at home,” she says, “No way did I want to go to the girls’ room and pull my panties down with a mess in them.” “But by 7th period, I knew that there was no way I was going to be able to hold it in much longer,” the sophomore continues. She reminds us what happened the last time she went pee at school after messing in her panties. “Last time I sat down on the toilet like that, I got mess all over the toilet seat,” she says, “And then I got more writing punishment to do and bathroom cleaning detention on top of that.” “I really didn’t want to do that again,” Dawn explains, “But then again, I really didn’t want to have an accident and pee all through my panties and all in my jeans.” “So I went to the girls’ room, pulled down my jeans, and sat on the toilet that way,” she explains further, “Then I just peed through my panties into the toilet.” “I know it sounds disgusting and in a way, it kind of is,” she adds, “But at least I didn’t get my jeans all soaking wet and I didn’t mess on the toilet seat.” “I mean, I know I have to get punished for wetting because I really did wet my panties,” she goes on, “But it wasn’t really like I wet my pants.” “Most of the pee just went right through my panties and right into the toilet.”

“So you just sat down on the toilet and urinated right through your panties?” I ask her, “Is that what you are trying to tell us?” “Yes sir,” she admits slowly, a little surprised by my tone of voice. To Dawn, what she did apparently made sense, and in some respects, it may have been the smartest way to handle what she had to do. But what she did certainly raises an issue for the TVPC.

“So what you’re telling me is that you wet your panties on purpose?” I ask her, “You sat down on the toilet and just let go right into your panties?” “I really wouldn’t put it like that,” Dawn answers, “I did most of it in the toilet like I was supposed to do – It’s just that I got some of it in my panties, too.” “You urinated directly into your panties,” I point out, “It’s just that you happened to be sitting on the toilet while you were doing it.” In tears, she nods her head “yes.” Faithful readers of the TVPC sure know that going in your pants on purpose is a more serious offense than just having an accident. In fact, the TVPC rules on going in your pants on purpose are quite different than the rules about having an accident. Unfortunately, this is a lesson that Dawn is going to learn the hard way.

“She did the right thing,” argues Buffy, Dawn’s older sister, “She went in the toilet, she didn’t mess on the toilet seat again, and only her panties got wet in the process.” “And this whole thing never would have happened if Miss Sherwood would only have let Dawn go to the girls’ room when she asked!” she adds angrily. But I give Buffy an angry look right back. “Dawn wet her panties on purpose,” I tell Buffy, but obviously I’m also speaking to Dawn, “That’s more serious than just having an accident.” “And since she did it on purpose, it also counts as a separate offense from the original charge,” I also point out, “I’m afraid we’re going to have to reinstate that separate charge of wetting your pants and then amend it to reflect the fact it was wetting on purpose.”

“You’ve got to kidding!” Buffy yells out, “That’s the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard!” “What did you expect her to do?” Buffy continues, raising her voice in anger, “Just hold it in until she completely pisses herself or get shit all over the toilet seat like she did last time!!” “I expect her to go in the toilet when she needs to!” I shout right back at Buffy, “I expect her to pull her panties down and use the toilet like she’s supposed to!”
“And I expect you to write ‘I will not yell out at meetings of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee again’ 500 times,” I tell Buffy, “And there’s plenty more where that comes from if you can’t control yourself.” I also assign Buffy to write the word “urinate” 500 times and the phrase “bowel movement” 500 times – punishments for using the words “piss” and “shit.” “You’re a senior now, Buffy,” I tell her angrily, “You should know better than to refer to bodily functions like that.” “And you’d better watch your tone and your attitude, young lady,” I warn her sternly, “Unless you want to experience a toilet suspension before you graduate.” “I’m sorry, sir,” she tells me as Dawn motions for her to calm down as well. “I’m okay, Buffy,” the quiet sophomore says to her overprotective older sister, “Whatever my punishment is going to be I’ll just have to do it – I’ll be alright.”

Determining punishment for Dawn in this case is not easy. Her first instance of going in her pants today – the accidental panty-soiling – is easy to determine punishment on. For that, she gets a 500 times writing assignment (“I will not soil my panties in school again”) and has to sit on the toilet for a week of detention and 2 weeks of study hall periods. “Obviously, you’ll serve the second week of your study hall toilet sitting when you come back to school in September,” I tell her.

Determining Dawn’s punishment for her 2nd toilet offense today – that of intentionally wetting her panties – is a lot more difficult. Normally, a girl who goes in her pants on purpose gets the double the punishment she would have gotten had it been an accident. Given the circumstances of Dawn’s case, however, that seems unduly severe. But I certainly do have to give her more punishment than she’d get merely for a wetting accident. “I’m going to give you a break, Dawn,” I tell her, “But you’ll only get that break if you’re more careful about using the toilet when you need to.”

I begin by sentencing Dawn to write, “I will not wet my panties in school again” 1,000 times. But then I add a caveat. “You’ll write 500 times of that now,” I tell the quiet, sophomore beauty, “That will be due in 1 week.” “If you have no more toilet violations this school year, your assignment will end with that,” I stipulate, “But if you do have another violation, you’ll have to finish the full 1,000 times.” Dawn generally looks pretty satisfied with that, but her sister Buffy looks pretty upset. “And you’re also going to have to do 2 weeks of toilet sitting detention for this one,” I tell Dawn and note for the record. “You can wait and serve that in September if you want,” I offer, “Or you can come in and sit your time over your summer vacation and get it over with now.”

But before Dawn can answer, Buffy flies into a rage. “What are you fucking kidding me!” she yells, “That just ridiculous!” The minute she says it, she wants to take it back, but the damage is already done. She knows better than to call out at a TVPC meeting, especially with that kind of language. Before I can even admonish her – and sentence her for her outburst – she is apologizing and begging for leniency. But she was warned several times before and she already has 500 sentences to write for a previous outburst. I motion for a TVPC to put a red wristband on Buffy’s wrist. “Well, you’ve really done it now, young lady,” I tell the senior beauty sternly, “You’re going to spend the rest of your high school career on toilet suspension.” “You may not use any school bathroom for any reason for the rest of the school year,” I tell her, “If you can’t hold it in, you’ll just have to go in your pants.” Buffy is understandably horrified at the thought. She’s not like her shy little sister Dawn and has never had any problems using the bathrooms in school. In fact, she’s only had 1 accident since her freshman year and even that one was excused under the TVPC’s 2 hour rule. The prospect of not having access to school bathrooms and going in her pants in school is just too much to bear. Suddenly in terms at that thought, she begs me to reconsider. “I’m sorry, sir – I really am,” she pleads, “I’m sorry I lost my temper, but I just hate to see my little sister getting punished like that.” “It’s true,” Dawn chimes in, “Buffy is always looking out for me.” “I keep trying to tell her that I’m a big girl now and I can handle myself, but she’s still always looking out for me,” Dawn continues, “She always gets upset when I have to get punished for something.” “Please, sir – Can’t you please reconsider my sister’s punishment,” Dawn pleads, “She really is sorry for what she said and she has helped me so much.” “Buffy knows how much I hate having to go the bathroom away from home, but she really has helped me get used to going at school,” Dawn explains, “I can’t tell you how many accidents I would have had if Buffy hadn’t been there to help me.” “Please don’t make her go on toilet suspension,” the shy little sophomore pleads for her big sister.

Dawn makes a compelling case – or at least a sincere one. “Alright, Buffy, I’m willing to reduce your punishment,” I tell her, “But with that kind of language you’re definitely not going to be spared a toilet suspension entirely.” “I’ll reduce it to only 2 days on toilet suspension, but that’s the best I’m going to do,” I explain. “You’re going to experience the humiliation of a toilet suspension, but at least you’ll have your toilet privileges back by the time you graduate.” “But in consideration of that, I’m going to make you write that same sentence from before another 500 times,” I stipulate. Buffy balks at the thought of that – that’s 1,000 times that she’ll have to write now. That angers me. “Would you rather go back to your original toilet suspension?” I ask her angrily, “If you don’t want to do the extra writing we could always go back to that.” Buffy then quickly agrees to do the extra 500 times in lieu of the extra time on toilet suspension. I thought that she would.

The next girl to face the TVPC is a friend of Buffy’s named Willow. Willow, a bookish but still quite pretty senior is charged with soiling her panties in the school library during 3rd period this afternoon. “I was watching her in the library,” reports Miss Spellman, “And it was pretty obvious by the way she was sitting that she had to go.” “But she never even bothered to ask for a girls’ room pass,” the Math teacher continues, “She just sat there and did it in her pants.”

With that description, I have to ask Miss Spellman if Willow should be charged with messing her panties on purpose. “She didn’t really do it in her panties on purpose,” Miss Spellman explains, “She was sitting on the edge of her chair the whole time, trying to keep it from coming out.” “But then again, she didn’t really do what she needed to do to prevent herself from having an accident,” she continues, this time glaring at Willow, “She didn’t go do it in the toilet like she was supposed to do.” Willow just stares at the floor embarrassed. She and I both know that while she was indeed trying to hold it in at the time (hence, it’s not considered messing in her panties on purpose), she knew very well that she wasn’t going to be able to hold it in much longer. We both know that she refused to go use the girls’ room when she knew very well that she was going to have an accident in her pants if she didn’t. “Shame on you, Willow!” I tell her, in no uncertain terms, “This is your senior year and still, you’re going in your pants like you did when you were a freshman.” “I’m sorry, sir,” she answers, as the tears begin to flow. “I didn’t mean to go in my pants – I tried to hold it in,” she says, “I just don’t like going #2 in the girls’ room.” “It’s about time you learned that sometimes you do have to go #2 at school,” I tell her. “This is the fifth time you’ve messed in your panties this school year alone,” I point out, “Shame on you! Willow, Shame on you!!”

“I think Willow was looking to sneak into the faculty bathroom in the librarian’s office and use that one,” Miss Spellman tells us, “I know she’s been in trouble for using that bathroom before.” “She had study hall 3rd period and she got a pass from the teacher to go to the library,” she explains, “But it didn’t look like she had library work to do – It looked like all she was doing was trying to hold in her bowel movement.” “I had a bowel movement in that bathroom myself at the start of the period,” Miss Spellman reports, “And when I came out, Willow was looking right at me – no doubt waiting for her chance to sneak in there and do her business.” “But I’m sure we know that the librarian’s office bathroom is a faculty one,” she says, peering at Willow, “I’m sure that we know it’s off limits to students.” “I was watching her and she was watching me,” Miss Spellman continues, “I think she was waiting for me to leave so she could sneak into the office and do her bowel movement in there.” “I’m thinking she just ran out of time waiting,” Miss Spellman concludes, “I’m thinking she just lost control and messed in her panties before she could put her plan into action.”

I ask Willow about this. “Is that why you went into the library during study hall?” I ask, “Were you going to sneak into the librarian’s office and go to the bathroom in there?” The worried and embarrassed senior just stares at me blankly – not really sure how to answer that. “It’s alright to answer the question, Willow,” I assure her. “It’s only a violation if you actually go into a faculty bathroom,” I point out, “It’s not a violation to merely think about doing it.” With that, she admits that that was indeed her plan. “I knew that I wasn’t going to be able to hold it in much longer,” she says, “And that bathroom’s not so bad as public bathrooms go.” “I thought that I could sneak in there, use the toilet, and then sneak out of there really fast,” Willow explains, “But Miss Spellman was watching me the whole time.” “I guess she knew right away what I was going to do,” the pretty but shy senior says, “So all I could do was sit there and try to hold it in as best as I could.” “And then I had an accident in my pants,” Willow concludes, breaking down crying into her hands.

“I guess in some way, it’s actually better that you had a plan to actually go in the toilet,” I tell her, “I guess that’s better than you just sitting there and going in your pants.” “But going in your pants is what happens sometimes when you try stuff like this,” I point out. “Obviously, you know that you should be going to the girls’ room to do your bowel movements,” I tell her, “Obviously, you know that in the toilet in the girls’ room is where your bowel movements belong.” “But going in your pants is what often happens when you don’t do what you should do about your bowel movements,” I point out. “Yes sir,” she acknowledges, nodding her head.

Moving on to Willow’s punishment, it being her 5th panty-soiling offense, I have a lot to consider. I certainly wouldn’t feel sorry for her if I gave her a full 1,000 sentences to write or if I made her clean out her messy panties right here in school. After all, she’s already written 500 times after her last accident, and obviously she thought nothing of messing her panties at school, knowing she’d probably only have to clean them out at home. Still, I think Willow would benefit more from a different kind of punishment.

I do sentence her to write 500 times “I will not soil my panties in school again” and I do stipulate that she has to clean out her panties at home and wear them to school tomorrow. But what this shy, mousey senior really needs to do more of is sitting on the toilet. “You have detention for the rest of the school year,” I tell Willow, “And that’ll be detention sitting on the toilet in the Main Corridor girls’ room.” “And the next time that you have to go during your 3rd period study hall, you won’t have a chance but to go in the toilet,” I tell her, “Because you’ll be doing toilet sitting punishment for the rest of the school year during that time as well.” “But there isn’t much time left to the school year,” I point out to Willow, “So I’m afraid that that toilet sitting is not going to be sufficient.” I additionally sentence her to more toilet sitting punishment to be served after her graduation. “You’ll have to come in for 2 days after you graduate,” I tell the toilet troubled senior, “You’ll report to the Main Corridor girls’ room by 8 AM each day and you’ll sit on the toilet until 1 PM.” Willow nods her head to indicate she understands. “Don’t do another mess in your pants,” I warn her sternly. “Next time it’ll not only be 1,000 times but 1,000 times on the blackboard,” I promise her, “And you’ll be cleaning your messy panties right here in school as well.” “Actually, you’re lucky that you didn’t actually get to use the faculty bathroom,” I point out to her, “Because that would be a 2nd offense for you and I’d probably put you on toilet suspension for that.” Willow leaves the TVPC with a lot to think about – and a lot of time sitting on the toilet to do it.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Words cannot adequately express my disappointment as I read the Violation Report in our next case. Claudia, a cute, petite sophomore, is such a sweet likeable girl that I really hate it when I have to punish her. I’m quite used to seeing her before the TVPC in messed panties – she doesn’t like using the school girls’ room and has gone in her panties many times thus far in her high school career – but it’s cases like this that really leave me shaking my head. With Claudia this afternoon is the lovely Miss McMurphy, the school nurse.

“Again, Colleen?” I ask our nurse. “I’m afraid so,” Miss McMurphy tells me, “I caught Claudia in my bathroom during 5th period this afternoon. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that the bathroom in the nurse’s office – a more private, one person at a time bathroom – is only for the use of students who are sick or otherwise have good cause to be in the nurse’s office. A lot of girls like to use it because it has more privacy, but it’s off-limits to anyone without a good reason to be in the nurse’s office. This is far from the first time that Claudia has been caught using this bathroom for a bowel movement.

“Again Claudia?” I ask the toilet-troubled sophomore. Claudia just nods her head “yes” as she breaks down in tears. “This is the second time this school year, Claudia,” I point out, “And that’s not to mention the 3 times you did this last year.” Once again, Claudia just nods her head “yes” through her tears. Actually, I’m not allowed to consider last year’s offenses in determining her punishment but its hard not to. Her 3rd offense last year got her placed on toilet suspension and got a long stint of cleaning the nurse’s office bathroom – a punishment that carried over into this school year. And then earlier this year, while she was in there doing her cleaning punishment, she was again caught using that bathroom – earning her another toilet suspension for violating that punishment by using the toilet. “You know very well, young lady, that you’re not allowed to use this bathroom,” I tell her, raising my voice a bit in anger, “But still you insist on doing so.” “And that’s only when you don’t go in your pants instead,” I point out. In addition to her prior offense for using the nurse’s office bathroom, and violating her bathroom cleaning punishment to do so, Claudia has 5 panty-soiling violations this school year.

Surprisingly, she has another charge of panty-soiling today – a Violation Report filed by her gym teacher, Miss Mars. That’s very strange, so I ask Miss Mars about it. “I noticed it while she was changing for gym today,” Miss Mars reports. “It wasn’t a whole bowel movement in there, but it was definitely a mess.” “It was like a long, dark streak mark down the center of her panties, but it was more than just that,” Miss Mars continues, “I’m not saying it was a big accident – there wasn’t a real lot in her panties – but there definitely was fecal matter in them.” “I don’t know about her using the toilet in Colleen’s office,” the pretty gym teacher tells us, “I’m thinking that maybe Claudia did a little bit in her panties before she decided to go use the toilet there.” “Either that or she just had to go again and she did that one in her pants,” Miss Mars speculates, “That was 5th period and her gym class wasn’t until 8th period.

But Claudia shakes her head in disagreement with what her gym teacher said. “I didn’t go in my panties,” she mumbles through her tears, “I did it in the toilet.” “I’m guilty of using Miss McMurphy’s bathroom,” the teary-eyed sophomore acknowledges, “But I didn’t mess in my panties again – I just didn’t.” “It was only a little bit in my panties,” Claudia asserts. “Well, there shouldn’t be anything at all in your panties,” I tell her, “You should be doing ALL of it in the toilet and not just MOST of it.” “And obviously, you should be doing it in the girls’ room and not the nurse’s office,” I tell her, raising my voice a bit, “That’s the offense that you really have to worry about.” I regret saying that like I did, though, because it reduces Claudia to tears again.

“I think I know what happened,” Miss McMurphy chimes in, “I think I can explain the stains in Claudia’s panties.” The beautiful school nurse goes on to explain that, unlike previous times when she caught Claudia after she’d used the toilet in her office, this time she caught Claudia right in the act. “I saw from down the hall sneaking into my office and I followed her in there,” she tells us, “I caught her right on the toilet as she was doing her business.” “It was too late to actually stop her from going in the toilet,” the nurse continues, “But I sure as heck wasn’t going to let her wipe herself afterwards.” “I’m guessing all that in her panties was the result of her not wiping herself,” Miss McMurphy points out, “You’d think that Claudia would have gone into the girls’ room to wipe herself after that but I guess she didn’t.” “There was an awful lot smeared in her panties,” Miss Mars points out, “It was all one dark, thick line all the way through the center of her panties.” “I saw Claudia’s bowel movement in the toilet and it looked like a really soft one,” Nurse McMurphy points out, “I’m thinking her behind must have been pretty dirty after dropping that one.” “That really could have caused some bad skidmarks in her panties,” she adds, “Especially if she didn’t wipe herself at all afterwards.”

Claudia nods her head, presumably to acknowledge that’s what happened. But when I ask her why she didn’t go into the girls’ room to wipe herself after the incident in the nurse’s office, Claudia only responds, “I don’t know.” This presents a bit of a dilemma for the TVPC. Though there is no TVPC rule that actually requires a girl to wipe herself, she can be charged with a panty-soiling violation if her failure to wipe causes enough of a mess in her panties. Based on what Miss Mars is telling us about the mess in Claudia’s panties, I’m thinking it’s enough to charge the poor girl with panty-soiling. But still, I’m not sure it’s the right thing to do in this situation.

“Claudia is in enough trouble already for using the nurse’s office bathroom,” I tell Miss Mars, “Do you still want to pursue the panty-soiling charge in addition to that?” “Her panties were pretty disgusting,” Miss Mars points out, “But if she actually did go in the toilet beforehand, I guess we shouldn’t charge her with panty-soiling, too.” “That would be like piling it on with the punishments,” the sympathetic gym teacher adds, “So I’ll withdraw my Violation Report for that.” Claudia manages a quiet “thank you” to Miss Mars for that bit of kindness.

But like I said, Claudia is in plenty of trouble for using the nurse’s office bathroom in the first place. “You know very well that you’re not supposed to use that bathroom, but still you do it,” I remind her, “You’ve served a toilet suspension for this very same offense before, but still you did it again.” “Obviously, you don’t learn your lessons easily,” I continue, “Obviously, It’s going to take a stern punishment to deter you from doing it again.”

“I’m sorry, Claudia, but you’ve given me little choice in determining your punishment,” I tell her, “I’m afraid that this time I’m putting you on toilet suspension for an entire month.” “You’ll not use any school bathrooms for an entire month,” I point out, “For the entire month, you may not even set foot in a school bathroom.” “Noooooooooo!” Claudia screams. “No! – No please not that!!” she screams further, “Please not a toilet suspension – Please! – You can’t put me on toilet suspension for this.” “I can and I have,” I tell her, “You need to learn a lesson and there is no better way to teach a girl a lesson than to take away her toilet privileges.” The poor girl just breaks down sobbing as she digests the news. She’s been on toilet suspensions before – last year for using the nurse’s office bathroom and again earlier this year for using that bathroom in violation of her punishment of cleaning that bathroom – and it didn’t go so well for her. In addition to messing her pants on toilet suspension, Claudia apparently has a small bladder and consequently ends up wetting her pants a lot while on toilet suspension.

“You’ll be on toilet suspension for the rest of this school year and then 3 and a half weeks in September,” I note. Composing herself somewhat, she begs me to reconsider. “Last year you only put me on toilet suspension for a third offense” she points out, “And this only my second.” “I thought I had one more to go,” she continues, “I knew I’d get punished if I was caught, but I didn’t think I could go on toilet suspension yet.” “Well, you thought wrong,” I explain, “The maximum punishment for a second offense is 1 month on toilet suspension and 1 month on toilet suspension is what you’re getting.” “Last you I spared you the maximum – In fact, I didn’t give you any toilet suspension for your second offense,” I remind her, “And I even gave you a pretty light sentence for your third offense.” “But apparently that didn’t teach you a lesson,” I point out, “So now, we’re going to see if the maximum punishment can teach you a lesson.” “And the maximum punishment only gets worse if you keep doing it,” I add. Claudia tries to form the words to plead with me some more, but she is too distraught to speak. Besides, I just shake my head at her, indicating that I’m not going to budge on the severity of her sentence. “I’m sorry, Claudia, but you have no one to blame for this but yourself,” I tell her, harshly, “Obviously, you need to learn your lesson the hard way.”

I also impose 500 times of “I must learn never to use the nurse’s office bathroom again” and 1 week in detention – both a bit lenient for a second offense but I’ve considered how I’ve already given her the maximum toilet suspension. Claudia requests that her detention time be postponed until she’s done with her toilet suspension. This way, at least she won’t have a longer school day on days when she’s not allowed to use the toilet. That request is denied. She is still crying hysterically as TVPC staffers attached the dreaded red wristband to her wrist. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that the red wristband is to indicate a girl on toilet suspension.

As I said, words cannot adequately express my disappointment with this case.

The next girl to face the TVPC this afternoon is another familiar face to readers of the TVPC, but one we haven’t seen in a while. It seems that Jan has improved her toilet habits quite a bit this year. Though she’s charged with soiling her panties today – the messy load forming a small but noticeable bulge in the back of her tan corduroy pants – it’s only her second such accident of the school year. That’s a far cry from the 4 soiling accidents she had last year as a sophomore and the utterly disgraceful 11 such accidents she did 2 years ago as a freshman. Still, the tears are really running down Jan’s face as she takes the podium to face the TVPC.

As the pretty but self-conscious junior pleads “Guilty” to “Panty-Soiling”, I cannot help but notice how upset she is. “Try to relax, Jan,” I tell her, “I know it’s upsetting for a girl your age to mess in her panties, but you shouldn’t feel that bad about it.” “It’s only your second offense of the school year,” I tell her, “You punishment isn’t going to be so bad at all.” “You’ve been doing so much better this year, Jan,” I point out, “You should be proud of how much you’ve improved your toilet habits this year.” “It must feel good to go in the toilet when you need to instead of going in your pants so much,” I tell her. She nods her head “yes” and manages a small smile at my compliment. “You shouldn’t let one accident get you so upset,” I tell her, “Like I said your punishment isn’t going to bad at all.”

With that, the poor girl just stares at the ground, with tears streaming down her face. As I noted, I’m sure it’s upsetting to mess in your panties in high school, but she really has no reason to be as upset as she is. Especially when you consider how many times she’s messed in her panties in the past, this just doesn’t make sense. Of course, I ask her about this. “Really Jan, you should be proud of how much better you’ve done this year with using the toilet,” I tell her, “In fact you’ve got more violations this year related to actually using the toilet than for going in your pants. That latter comment is in reference to her toilet record this year which includes an offense for leaving the toilet unflushed after a bowel movement, one for clogging it with a bowel movement and toilet paper, and one for using too much toilet paper in wiping herself after a bowel movement. “Your punishment is merely going to be 2 days detention and 200 sentences to write,” I explain, “The sentence being the standard, ‘I will not soil my panties in school again.’”

Still, Jan just cries. “It’s my parents,” Jan tells us through her tears, “I’m going to get punished a lot worse at home for this.” “Everyone thinks that my parents are so nice, but they get really crazy when I have accidents in my pants,” she explains, “The say that if I’m going to be having accidents, then I need to be wearing a diaper.” “They made me wear a diaper to school before,” Jan points out, “And they’re probably going to make me start wearing a diaper again.” “I just hate it when I have to wear that stupid diaper,” she says, “I just hate it, especially when I have to wear it to school.” Faithful readers of the TVPC may recall that when Jan appeared before the TVPC way back in a September 9, 2011 session, she was indeed wearing a diaper. As the blonde-haired Jan explained it then, having to wear the diaper was a punishment for her messing in her panties on the plane coming back from a family vacation in Hawaii. But Jan was back in her regular panties shortly thereafter – no doubt a reward for using the toilet properly and not messing in the diaper.

“I realize that your parents can be strict about your soiling accidents,” I tell her, “But I doubt that your parents are going to make you wear diapers again after just this one accident.” “I mean, didn’t they only put you in diapers last time because you did a few times, not just once?” I ask her. “Well, that’s just it, sir,” she tells me, “This isn’t the only accident that I’ve had recently.” Jan then goes on to tell us that last Saturday her whole family spent the day on her father’s boss’s boat. She further tells me that there was no bathroom on the boat and not only did she have to pee, but she had to have a bowel movement as well. “There was just this stupid bucket to go to the bathroom in,” Jan tells us, a look of disgust on her face, “I can’t believe Mr. Phillips expected us to just go to the bathroom in a stupid bucket.” “Of course, Marcia had no problem doing a poop in the bucket,” Jan tells us, apparently a reference to her ever perfect older sister. “Of course, Marcia just squats over the bucket and does her poop right there,” Jan rambles on, “But, of course, Jan messes in her panties instead.” “Oh Marcia is just so perfect – she always uses the toilet and never messes in her panties,” Jan continues mockingly, “Oh why can’t Jan be more like Marcia – Why does Jan have so many accidents – Oh why couldn’t Jan just poop in the bucket like Marcia the perfect did.” “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” Jan shrieks in frustration, “I’m just so sick of hearing about Marcia.” “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” Jan repeats the familiar refrain, “I’m just so sick hearing about Marcia on the toilet.”

Interrupting Jan’s now familiar rant, I tell her to stick to the matter at hand. Marcia graduated last year and though I’m sympathetic to Jan’s situation today, I’m pretty sick of her jealously over Marcia. “So you messed in your panties on the boat and your parent’s were mad about that?” I ask Jan, “And now, you’ve messed in your panties again today.” “They didn’t really punish me for the accident I had on the boat – they only yelled at me,” Jan explains, “But they said that I was going be on probation.” “They said that if that was my only accident for a month, they wouldn’t say anything more about it,” Jan continues, “But they said that if I did have another accident, I’d be going back in diapers.” “But I don’t want to wear diapers,” she adds, breaking down crying some more, “I just hate having to wear diapers.”

I really not sure what I can to say to Jan at this point. Obviously, I can’t control the punishment she gets at home. I can only reiterate that her punishment at school is merely 2 days detention and a 200 times writing assignment. “Maybe your parents will relent and give you a break, Jan,” I try to tell her. “Maybe you could tell them how much better you’ve been doing this and how much your toilets have improved,” I offer, “Maybe they’ll consider that having to squat over a bucket and defecate in front of everyone wasn’t the most ideal situation for going to the bathroom – Even if Marcia had no problem doing it.” “You know, not even my mom would do a poop in that bucket,” Jan offers, “And she had to go really, really bad.” “I think she almost had an accident herself,” Jan continues, “You should have seen her running for the ladies’ room at the dock just as soon as we got back.” “Well, then maybe your mom will have a little sympathy for your situation,” I offer, “Maybe she won’t make you wear a diaper after all.” “But even if she does it isn’t the end of the world,” I offer the poor girl, “You’ve had to wear diapers before and you got through it.” “You used the toilet like you should and you earned your regular underwear back,” I point out, “And I know you can do that again, Jan.”

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Our final case of the day is a punishment appeal – an instance where a girl exercises her right to appear before the TVPC to have us reconsider her punishment. The goal, obviously, is to get the TVPC to reduce that punishment. Most of the punishment appeals that we have are from girls on toilet suspension hoping to their toilet privileges restored sooner. But this punishment appeal is about something else.

This punishment appeal comes from Sam, a POPULAR but very toilet troubled senior. Back on June 5th Sam was given a particularly onerous writing assignment – that of writing “I will not soil my panties in school again” a staggering 5,000 times. This was a cumulative punishment for 3 panty-soiling accidents of Sam’s – all brought to the TVPC’s attention at once by her stepsister Brooke. It seems that Sam had had these accidents in school previously, but managed to escape being caught at that time. She then apparently went about hiding her soiled panties in a box in her closet, only to have her stepsister find the box and bring those soiled panties to the TVPC. Suffice to say, the 2 stepsisters are not friends. In fact, Brooke got herself placed on toilet suspension for mercilessly teasing Sam as she presented Sam’s soiled panties, one by one, to the TVPC that afternoon. For Sam, those soiled panties represented her 5th, 6th, and 7th accidents of this school year and hence the staggering 5,000 times writing punishment. She was also sentenced to a ½ hour of toilet sitting on every toilet in every girls’ room in the entire school.

“I was hoping to get a reduction in my writing assignment,” the articulate but toilet troubled Sam tells the TVPC, “I have 2,500 times written so far and I was hoping the TVPC could accept that as my punishment.” “Half?” I ask her in disbelief, “You want us to accept your half completed punishment as your whole punishment?” “Yes sir,” she says reluctantly, obviously not intending to phrase it like that. “What I mean, sir, is that I’ve been working really hard on the punishment and it’s taken a long time already to write the 2,500 times,” she clarifies, “I’ve been writing these sentences every chance I’ve gotten and I’ve really written a lot.” With that, she holds up a thick packet of papers. “That’s 50 pages front and back,” Sam points out, “That was really a lot of work.” “Well, that was a lot of panty-messing that you did,” I tell Sam. “What makes you think that you deserve a break after soiling in your panties 7 times this school year alone?” I ask her, “Don’t you think that’s awfully shameful – Especially for a senior in high school?” “Yes sir, I’m ashamed of it,” Sam admits, “But 5,000 times is just so much writing to do.” “You just don’t know how hard it’s been on me,” she continues, as she begins to cry, “It’s already been so much work and I’m only half finished.” “With homework and studying for exams and everything, it’s just about impossible to finish the 5,000 times,” the honor student argues, “I have tough classes and have a lot of work to do – I just can’t get it all done.” “Please sir, can’t you just give me a break,” she begs, as the tears flow, “It’s only a week until graduation.” As you may recall, her 5,000 times are due the day of graduation – if she doesn’t have them finished in time, she doesn’t participate in graduation. “Please sir, 5,000 times is just too much to write,” she begs further, “Please sir, can’t you just give me a break with that.” “Please sir, I know messing my panties in school is shameful for a girl my age and I’m really sorry,” she continues, “Please sir, can’t you just let me stop at 2,500 times – that was really a lot of work already.” “You gave Brooke a break with her toilet suspension for teasing me,” Sam points out, “Can’t you just give me a break, too.”

“I reduced Brooke’s toilet suspension from 2 weeks to 1 week,” I point out to Sam, “I thought she had already learned her lesson from the 1 week and gave her an alternative punishment instead.” “Your sister wet her pants in school all 5 days that she was on toilet suspension,” I tell her, “And she even messed in her panties one day.” “Do you have any idea how awful that must have been for Brooke?” I ask Sam, “Unlike you, going in her pants in school is not something that Brooke is used to.” “I gave Brooke her toilet privileges back after 1 week – I let her serve detention instead,” I point out, “I thought 1 week of going in her pants in school was enough to teach Brooke a lesson.” “Well, I’ve learned my lesson, too,” Sam quickly answers back, “Writing 2,500 times has been enough to teach me a lesson, too.” “I don’t think so,” I tell Sam, shaking my head, “I think its gong to take the full 5,000 times to teach you a lesson.” “Writing only 2,500 times is less than 1,000 times for each panty mess you did,” I explain, “I don’t think that’s nearly enough.” “I gave you 1,000 times to write for your 4th accident back in April,” I remind her, “Your obviously not getting any less for your next three accidents.” “If the 1,000 times punishment had really been enough to teach you a lesson after your 4th accident, you wouldn’t have had a 5th, 6th, and 7th accident,” I add.

But the articulate senior counters that those 3 accidents actually happened before the accident that she got the 1,000 times assignment for. “It’s just that they only got discovered when Brooke took them out of my closet and brought them to school,” Sam says, “But they actually happened way before then.” “That time back in April was really the last time I messed my panties in school,” she assures me, “Since then I really have been doing my BMs in school when I need to.” “Please sir, please don’t make me finish the full 5,000 times,” she pleads again, “I really have already learned my lesson.” “Please sir, I don’t have accidents in my pants anymore,” she promises, “I always use the toilet now when I need to.”

“Well, I’m really happy to hear that, Sam,” I tell her, “That will surely save you from having to write another 5,000 times for your next accident.” “But as to your current 5,000 times assignment, you’ll have to finish it,” I tell her sternly, “You deserved all 5,000 times and all 5,000 times is what you’ll have to write.” The usually quite articulate senior just stands there demoralized and crying as the TVPC votes 5-0 to deny her appeal.

She next pleads for us to at least give her more time to finish it. “Please sir, if I could only have more time to finish it, that would be a help,” she pleads, “If I could just hand in the first 2,500 times now and then finish the rest after I graduate next Friday.” “I just have so much work to do studying for exams and everything,” she pleads, “If I could just get through this week and graduate, I’ll have time to finish the 5,000 times later.” “Please sir, just give me more time to finish it,” she pleads some more, “I’ll write the whole thing like I’m supposed to do – I just can’t finish it this week.” The TVPC also denies this appeal by the same 5-0 vote. “You’ll finish it by the time you graduate,” I tell her, in no uncertain terms, “That is, if you want to participate in the graduation.” Once again, the poor girl is just left crying.

Regaining her composure, Sam makes another appeal. This one is about her toilet sitting punishment – ½ an hour of toilet sitting on every toilet in every girls’ room in the whole school. “With everything else, I really haven’t made much progress on that,” she says. “So far, I’ve done all the toilets in the Science Wing girls’ room and all the toilets in New Edition girls’ room,” she explains, “But I still have a lot more to do.” “Well, who’s fault is that?” I ask her. “I guess it’s my fault,” Sam admits, “But with everything else I have to do, I just can’t find the time to do much toilet sitting.” “You won’t let me do my writing punishment on the toilet or even study while I’m sitting there,” she points out, “And I’m so busy with that stuff, that I don’t have time for anything else.” “I can certainly understand that with graduation a week away, why your writing punishment would be the priority,” I acknowledge, “But what exactly do you want us to do about that.” “I was just hoping that you’d let my toilet sitting go with time already served,” Sam tells us, “Or maybe at least cut it in half or something.”

Actually, this appeal is even more ridiculous than her prior ones. “You’re lucky I didn’t put a time limitation on your toilet sitting punishment, too” I tell Sam angrily, “You’re lucky I didn’t make that a condition of graduating, too.” “I certainly understand that you’re not looking forward to coming to school after graduation and sitting on our toilets,” I point out, “But you’re still lucky I’m letting you serve your punishment then instead of now.” The TVPC votes 5-0 to deny that appeal as well. One member of the TVPC, Mrs. Crabtree, even suggests that we give Sam an additional punishment for making a frivolous appeal. But I argue against that. “I think Sam’s just desperate and overwhelmed,” I argue, “She’s got an awful lot of writing left to do and a lot of toilets to sit on as well.” “She’s obviously going to be coming in for quite a few days after graduation to get her toilet sitting done,” I point out, “Our school has well over 100 girls’ room toilets and she’s got to sit a half hour on each of them.” “She certainly deserves what punishment she’s got,” I argue, “But I do think its punishment enough.”

“O.K. – I guess your right, Mr. Chairman,” Mrs. Crabtree says, in withdrawing her request for additional punishment. But she does have a parting comment for Sam. “You know if you’d just have spent a few minutes on the toilet when she actually needed to go, you wouldn’t have had all those accidents,” she tells the senior beauty, “And you wouldn’t have to sit all those many hours on the toilet now.” It’s certainly a comment worth saying, but it’s a fact that Sam is certainly (and painfully!) aware of. The poor girl leaves the TVPC meeting in tears – no doubt to return home and to her agonizingly long punishment writing assignment. She still got a long, long way to go on those 5,000 times and she’s only got a week to finish it before graduation.

The next matter before the TVPC is a bit of committee business. The TVPC is pleased to welcome Miss Bliss, a History teacher and chairperson of the TVPC rules committee. She is here to present a report recommending a change to the TVPC rules. Also here is Coach Teiger, advisor to the senior class and Mrs. Buchman, advisor to last year’s senior class.

It seems that last year at graduation, 4 of the graduating senior had accidents – specifically, 2 girls wetting their pants and 2 girls messing in them. Of course, all 4 of those girls were caught and punished. All 4 girls were made to do punishment writing assignments and had to come in after graduation to serve detention time – one girl, who was a frequent panty-soiling offender, having to serve her detention time sitting on the toilet. “We did catch them and punish them,” states Mrs. Buchman, the class advisor, “But these girls got off way too easy if you ask me.” “I couldn’t believe that a girl would have an accident at her own graduation,” she says, “I mean, isn’t anything sacred.” “These girls were seniors for Pete’s sake,” she adds, “You’d think they’d know enough to use the toilet beforehand.” “I’d have thought so, too,” states Coach Teiger, advisor to this year’s senior class, “But obviously, some girls just can’t be trusted to use the girls’ room when they need to – even at graduation.”

And all this brings us to the subject of this committee business with the rules committee. As we punished those 4 girls after last year’s graduation, we were surprised to find that the TVPC rules didn’t specifically address toilet violations at graduation. I mean, the rules were clear that the TVPC did indeed have jurisdiction over the toileting behavior of the graduating seniors – hence, we could punish them for their accidents – but graduation wasn’t included as an occasion where the girls were representing the school. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that accidents and other toilet violations by those representing the school (such as cheerleaders, athletes, or band members) are punished more severely than those occurring during the regular course of school. But since the rules didn’t address graduation as an occasion when the girls were representing the school, we could only punish those 4 girls for regular accidents. I could not give them the extra punishment that a girl gets for having an accident while representing the school – extra punishment that the girls richly deserved for an accident at such an important time as graduation.

“We propose a simple change to the rules,” states Miss Bliss, chairperson of the rules committee, “We propose that graduation be included as an occasion where the girls are considered to be representing the school.” “It’s obviously an important occasion and the girls need to be on their best behavior toilet-wise,” she says, “And if they do violate the rules, Mr. Chairman, you need to have the authority to punish them with the appropriate severity.” “Hopefully, the girls this year will think twice about having an accident at graduation if they know they’d be facing a more severe punishment,” she adds, “Hopefully, they’ll be smart enough to use the toilet beforehand and we won’t have any accident problems like last year.”

First, calling for a discussion, several members of the TVPC speak in favor of this change to the rules. Next, calling for a vote, the change officially becomes part of the rules by a 5-0 vote of the TVPC. I thank Miss Bliss and her rules committee for their fine work. Then I address Coach Teiger. “I trust that you’ll be advising your graduating seniors of this rule change,” I tell her, “I trust they’ll be well informed of the consequences they face should they go in their pants or commit another toilet violation at graduation.” “I most certainly will, Mr. Chairman,” she says with a smile, “I think we’re going to see some improved toilet behavior at graduation this year.”

“But there’s another matter concerning graduation that I’d like to address with you and the TVPC,” she says. “I’d like the TVPC’s approval to have mandatory bathroom visits before the graduation ceremony,” she says, “And I’d like to have mandatory panty-inspections afterwards.” “At first, I though about doing it for all the girls in the whole class, but that’s not really practical,” she continues, “And I didn’t think it was really fair to make girls use the toilet at graduation, when they hadn’t had any accident problems at all.” Coach Teiger then explains that she wants to apply this policy to any girl who has had 3 or more accidents of either variety during her senior year. “For those girls I’d like to make it mandatory that they use the toilet before the graduation ceremony,” she says, “And then I’d like to make it mandatory that they submit to a panty-inspection by a female staff member afterwards.” “These are the girls that have real problems with having accidents – these are the girls that we have to worry about,” she continues. “If we focus on these girls maybe we can get through graduation without anybody having an accident,” she adds, “But if someone does have an accident, I do want to make sure they get caught and punished.”

It’s an intriguing idea of the members of the TVPC seem supportive. In response to concerns from TVPC members, it is determined that those seniors that will be required to make a girls’ room visit, will have to report for the graduation 20 minutes earlier than previously directed. This, of course, is to allow for sufficient time for all those seniors to have their sit down on the toilet. TVPC members also remind Coach Teiger to make sure that she has enough faculty members on hand to supervise those required girls’ room visits and to inspect the panties of the girls afterwards. “Miss Mars, Miss Spellman, Dr. Flower, and Coach Musso have already volunteered to help with that,” Coach Teiger assures us.

With that, the TVPC, in another 5-0 vote, approves these new requirements. The TVPC clerk is directed to go through the records and provide Coach Teiger with a list of all seniors with 3 or more accident violations on her record. Coach Teiger is directed to then notify those girls of the requirement to use the toilet before graduation and to submit to a panty-inspection afterwards. Of course, your panty-inspections shouldn’t just be limited to those girls,” Mrs. Karbopple, a member of the TVPC reminds her, “I trust that you’ll also be checking the panties of other girls who you suspect have had accidents at graduation.” Coach Teiger assures Mrs. Karbopple and the rest of the TVPC that she and her staff will be diligent in that regard as well.

The TVPC has tentatively scheduled a special session on Monday morning after next Friday’s graduation to deal with any accidents or other toilet violations that occur at graduation. Hopefully, that session will not be necessary.

So concludes another session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee. Meeting adjourned at 4:10 PM.

[spandexman]

Another splendid report

It must be Hard on you looking at all those sexy messy girls Arnold. But stay with it and dole out those Stiff punishments.
Thanks for keeping us updated.