What a Day!

[Maria]

My boyfriend gets a stiff dick when I pee in my pants, but he is totally not interested in scat. He knows I go in my pants sometimes, and in fact I have done it in front of him a couple of times, like the time we were stuck in traffic and I was really aching. I didn't want to keep holding it, so I asked him if he minded if I just went in my pants and he said to go ahead.

So I thought it was cool. But today I guess I took it too far. We went to a crafts fair and were wandering around separately. I had to go, but got discouraged by the long lines standing in front of the wretched looking port-a-potties. Since I was wearing a very loose dress and didn't think there would be a bulge, I just did what comes naturally.

When I met up with the bf, he sniffed at the air and said, "Did you just do what I think you did?"

I said, "Sure, why not? You'd be surprised how people never notice what's happening around them."

"Well, I think people will notice. I can smell it, and your britches are bulging!"

"Really? I thought the dress was too loose for that."

"We'd better get you out of here before it turns into a bad scene."

"But I'm not finished looking at things yet!"

He grabbed me by the arm and hurried me to the car. He was very quiet on the way home, and then said, "Sometimes you behave like such a skank that I can hardly believe it."

So here I sit, home alone, feeling annoyed and a little bit angry. Maybe I did take it kind of far, but he should know me well enough by now to know that I do things like this fairly often.

[DeltaFoxtrot]

Perhaps you should consider investing in some diapers for your public escapades. Still get the thrill of doing the deed, but the smell and mess are much better contained.

Alternatively, have you considered taking Nullo or a similar chlorophyll tablet? Those are used by folks with legitimate bowel issues and do a good job of neutralizing the smell of fecal matter.

[Maria]

I could always just quit doing it in public. I don't do it in public very often, and if it's really going to freak him out, maybe I should just cool it.

But in some ways I can be kind of a naughty exhibitionist, and that skanky part of me gets a twisted thrill out of the suggestion that my britches are bulging.

Of couse, the boyfriend and I don't live together and we see each other only about three times a week. I could always have fun by myself.

Every day that I am not working, I take a walk to the public park. There are always a bunch of old guys sitting next to the pond, pretending to be fishing but basically just drinking a lot of beer at 11:00 in the morning. These old geezers might be my best audience. To them I'm a hot young babe, and anyone that elderly who drinks that heavily has probably had his pants full at some time in the past month. Maybe I'll just walk by their picnic table with my pants bulging.

[DeltaFoxtrot]

You could do that too.

I'm merely pointing out there are ways you can continue to enjoy loading your pants while out with your bf and not have to worry about it being noticeable.

[spandexman]

All the great girls live so far away

Too bad we didn't live closer. You sound like such a catch.

[Narada]

Maybe you should continue to enjoy pants filling on your own for now, and wear plastic pants over your panties if you wanna go poo while out and about with the bf.

[dookiebooty]

I don't know Maria, that's why try to find women that are used to it. One of my "girlfriends" (for lack of a better term) kinda had a similar reaction. I took her driving around SF at night (she's from the valley and doesn't really know too much about the bay because shes from central cali). I drove her to fort point and I pushed out a fat one when we where looking over at the golden gate bridge. It felt good to get it out because I had been wanting to shit in front of her for forever but I never had to. He nose was a little stopped up but i knew she smelled it because she asked if i farted. I said "No I shit."

I had already told her repeatedly that I shit my pants. She just calls me a cochino (pig) and we move on. And that's exactly what she said that night, lol. I was driving around to different places and everything was cool.

Then I parked at another spot so we could snuggle and look at the city. That's when I asked her if she could smell it because the smell was getting worse(uh.. better haha). She didn't get upset... more annoyed than anything. I mean what did she think I meant when I said I shit? Lol. Anyway she wanted to go home, not because she was mad, but because she figured I wanted to change. Very wierd night. But we're still cool though. She knows I'm a stinker

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well done Maria !

You can walk past my picnic table any time of the day darling you will be greeted by a great smile on my face and a big hard you know what in my pants ! Seriously you are pushing quite a lot too bad your boyfriend doesn't realize what he's missing out!

[JustAnotherGuy]

I've been tolerated rather than accepted in previous relationships, so I suppose I can get how you feel...

Would have loved to press that bulge down and whisper "wait till I get you home!!!" lol!

I think your bf should accept you a bit more instead of being a bit halfway about things. Still, I appreciate there's more to a relationship than niche interests. My two cents... (well, pence, as I'm in the UK )

[wets4fun]

I think he was a bit out of line to call you names and to make you feel humiliated about it. If he was embarrassed then he could have just said it made him feel uncomfortable and ask if you would wait until it wasn't quite as public. I think I'd find it quite hot, to be honest.