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I just ran across three good accident stories that were worth sharing. I've included the links after each story.
tifu by not going to the toilet at sixth form / college
Ok just for some context: My therapist said posting this somewhere anonymously might help me move on/accept/forget what happened because I was so upset about it This happened last week and whilst it’s still SO embarrassing I guess in a way it’s funny now since this could happen to anyone. Also no, I’ve never shat myself before this apart from as a child, which is why I was so upset.
So on Tuesday I’m in college 9-4, so I can’t just not eat until I get home like I usually do to avoid needing the toilet whilst at college. I ate mcdonald’s at around 11:30 and by 12 I needed to shit. This was even worse because I had no lessons until 2, but not enough time to go home and poo and get back in time since I live pretty far away.
I’m far too awkward to poo in a public toilet, but as we’re walking around my stomach is starting to really hurt and I keep on having to fart. As we are walking back to college it’s starting to get unbearably bad and now my friends are starting to notice me acting weird. At this point I start looking for toilets but as I only just started college in september I didn’t know where any where, so I just said that I feel sick and i’m going to go home.
I panic and literally waddle to the nearest bus stop, where ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS WAS, so of course she starts talking to me and then sits next to me on the bus. I try to stay calm and hope this like feeling of urgency will pass but it literally started coming in waves of pain and stomach cramps.
Now the embarrassing part. Around 15 minutes later we are like halfway to the bus station and this absolutely horrible feeling came on that I just couldn’t hold it in. I hadn’t shit myself but my body sort of involuntarily pushed and it was like poking out which felt absolutely horrible. It smelt so bad and the worst part was it was slightly touching my underwear so I had to like awkwardly hover over my seat. I’m sat there overthinking feeling like i’m about to have a panic attack because I feel like I can’t hold it any longer and at this point i’m texting my friend (who’s sat literally next to me) saying we need to just get off the bus because I NEED the toilet and she starts laughing because of the smell so I got off and she followed me.
Now people in the street are all staring at me because I literally keep grabbing my ass through my jeans and am walking like I’ve shat myself. I’m in tears from how bad my stomach hurt whilst my friend is almost crying laughing at me and I just knew I wasn’t gonna make it to the nearest toilet (5 mins walk).
I just stood still out of desperation and started to fully shit myself and I physically couldn’t stop it. It felt absolutely disgusting especially because I had to walk to some toilets. It was so bad that a literal turd slid down my leg and onto the floor IN PUBLIC. I cleaned up as best as I could, threw my undies in the bin and tried to hide the stain on my jeans with my coat. Then I got the bus home and properly got it all off me in the shower before throwing the jeans and socks away.
TLDR: If you need to poo, don’t try waiting until you get home because sometimes you just can’t.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...at_sixth_form/
TIFU by pooping in someone else's underwear.
This FU took place several years ago when I was an undergrad. Something was brought up in conversation a few days ago that reminded me of this moment, but due to the nature of what happened I had to wait until the weekend to post.
A bit of exposition here. My roommate and I were about a year and a half into our relationship (we are both women), but the first eight months of it were spent long distance. That in itself is a long story, so I will not go into all of the details while telling this one. I suppose what I'm trying to convey is that everything was still in the new phase in terms of physicality.
It was finals week of spring semester. My SO had to take one of her finals for a theatre course, but I did not have any scheduled for that day. Before she left, she assured me that if she felt she did well on her exam that we would definitely have a night of celebration ahead of us. This of course was a rousing thought for me.
Once she left I went to get dressed for the day. Between sheer laziness and the chaos of studying for finals, I didn't realize up until this point that I had neglected to get caught up on my laundry in the past few weeks, and wound up with nothing to wear in terms of panties. In retrospect I realize my decision was definitely a poor one, but I had decided to borrow one of my girlfriend's panties while doing a load of laundry.
I decided to spend my free time playing some Bully on my Xbox. To be honest, I don't remember all that much about the game-play itself since it was years ago that this happened, but I do recall being quite focused on whatever I happened to be doing at the time. I felt the all-too-familiar grumble deep within my intestines and proceeded to perform a relatively harmless melody of digestive winds in my solitary state.
The churning in my stomach continued on with ferocity, but still I ignored it to instead complete whatever daunting task seemed so significant at the time in my game. Here I sit, with my laundry in the wash cycle in the dorm basement, mashing buttons like it's my damn job while staring intently at my flat screen, all the while my poor sphincter is trying like hell to evict a shitty tenant.
That was the moment my FU happened. In what must have been a moment to cause excitement or frustration (I am not the best gamer so either option is feasible), my asshole must have clamped itself shut at an unfortunate moment of rectal whack-a-mole. I accidentally clipped a mushy nugget straight into my girlfriend's undies.
I immediately start to panic and run to the bathroom with some baby wipes and laundry detergent to spot the panties. Though I did my best to clean my mess, there was still a small streak left behind that would need to go through a wash cycle to completely come out.
My guilt overcoming my embarrassment, I did tell my girlfriend about the incident when she came back. She laughed a bit, but informed me that those were her favorite pair of underwear. We decided to forego a wash and just toss them.
Needless to say, I did not get laid that night.
TL
R - Borrowed a pair of my girlfriend's underwear, and procrasti-sharted while playing a video game. No nookie for me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...ses_underwear/
TIFU. I made a joke about someone walking funny, and they were actually in the process of pooping their pants.
I started working at a vaccination site. Most of us are outside managing cars and people. We don't know each other, we are in a new place with an unfamiliar layout and long sidewalks to go anywhere. I caught another employee picking their nose and joked that "I know what you're doing and it's okay everybody does it." It was clear that I saw and it seemed like a good way to break the ice. We all have bodies. We've all had scratchy dried boogers stuck in our noses.
A few days later I saw a girl walking funny, like she had to go to the bathroom really bad. In a split second I thought I could make the same kind of grounded "we all have bodies, we've all been there" light topical joke. The moment I said it I realized that logic doesn't extend to this circumstance. But as she walked by I realized that I REALLY fu**d up, because I could smell poop. She was in the process of pooping her pants. She's living a nightmare and I'm making it worse. We have not made eye contact or spoken since. I feel terrible.
TLDR: Girl was pooping her pants while I was making a joke about it. This is the kind of thing that I will think about randomly for the next few years. It will haunt me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...walking_funny/
tifu by not going to the toilet at sixth form / college
Ok just for some context: My therapist said posting this somewhere anonymously might help me move on/accept/forget what happened because I was so upset about it This happened last week and whilst it’s still SO embarrassing I guess in a way it’s funny now since this could happen to anyone. Also no, I’ve never shat myself before this apart from as a child, which is why I was so upset.
So on Tuesday I’m in college 9-4, so I can’t just not eat until I get home like I usually do to avoid needing the toilet whilst at college. I ate mcdonald’s at around 11:30 and by 12 I needed to shit. This was even worse because I had no lessons until 2, but not enough time to go home and poo and get back in time since I live pretty far away.
I’m far too awkward to poo in a public toilet, but as we’re walking around my stomach is starting to really hurt and I keep on having to fart. As we are walking back to college it’s starting to get unbearably bad and now my friends are starting to notice me acting weird. At this point I start looking for toilets but as I only just started college in september I didn’t know where any where, so I just said that I feel sick and i’m going to go home.
I panic and literally waddle to the nearest bus stop, where ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS WAS, so of course she starts talking to me and then sits next to me on the bus. I try to stay calm and hope this like feeling of urgency will pass but it literally started coming in waves of pain and stomach cramps.
Now the embarrassing part. Around 15 minutes later we are like halfway to the bus station and this absolutely horrible feeling came on that I just couldn’t hold it in. I hadn’t shit myself but my body sort of involuntarily pushed and it was like poking out which felt absolutely horrible. It smelt so bad and the worst part was it was slightly touching my underwear so I had to like awkwardly hover over my seat. I’m sat there overthinking feeling like i’m about to have a panic attack because I feel like I can’t hold it any longer and at this point i’m texting my friend (who’s sat literally next to me) saying we need to just get off the bus because I NEED the toilet and she starts laughing because of the smell so I got off and she followed me.
Now people in the street are all staring at me because I literally keep grabbing my ass through my jeans and am walking like I’ve shat myself. I’m in tears from how bad my stomach hurt whilst my friend is almost crying laughing at me and I just knew I wasn’t gonna make it to the nearest toilet (5 mins walk).
I just stood still out of desperation and started to fully shit myself and I physically couldn’t stop it. It felt absolutely disgusting especially because I had to walk to some toilets. It was so bad that a literal turd slid down my leg and onto the floor IN PUBLIC. I cleaned up as best as I could, threw my undies in the bin and tried to hide the stain on my jeans with my coat. Then I got the bus home and properly got it all off me in the shower before throwing the jeans and socks away.
TLDR: If you need to poo, don’t try waiting until you get home because sometimes you just can’t.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...at_sixth_form/
TIFU by pooping in someone else's underwear.
This FU took place several years ago when I was an undergrad. Something was brought up in conversation a few days ago that reminded me of this moment, but due to the nature of what happened I had to wait until the weekend to post.
A bit of exposition here. My roommate and I were about a year and a half into our relationship (we are both women), but the first eight months of it were spent long distance. That in itself is a long story, so I will not go into all of the details while telling this one. I suppose what I'm trying to convey is that everything was still in the new phase in terms of physicality.
It was finals week of spring semester. My SO had to take one of her finals for a theatre course, but I did not have any scheduled for that day. Before she left, she assured me that if she felt she did well on her exam that we would definitely have a night of celebration ahead of us. This of course was a rousing thought for me.
Once she left I went to get dressed for the day. Between sheer laziness and the chaos of studying for finals, I didn't realize up until this point that I had neglected to get caught up on my laundry in the past few weeks, and wound up with nothing to wear in terms of panties. In retrospect I realize my decision was definitely a poor one, but I had decided to borrow one of my girlfriend's panties while doing a load of laundry.
I decided to spend my free time playing some Bully on my Xbox. To be honest, I don't remember all that much about the game-play itself since it was years ago that this happened, but I do recall being quite focused on whatever I happened to be doing at the time. I felt the all-too-familiar grumble deep within my intestines and proceeded to perform a relatively harmless melody of digestive winds in my solitary state.
The churning in my stomach continued on with ferocity, but still I ignored it to instead complete whatever daunting task seemed so significant at the time in my game. Here I sit, with my laundry in the wash cycle in the dorm basement, mashing buttons like it's my damn job while staring intently at my flat screen, all the while my poor sphincter is trying like hell to evict a shitty tenant.
That was the moment my FU happened. In what must have been a moment to cause excitement or frustration (I am not the best gamer so either option is feasible), my asshole must have clamped itself shut at an unfortunate moment of rectal whack-a-mole. I accidentally clipped a mushy nugget straight into my girlfriend's undies.
I immediately start to panic and run to the bathroom with some baby wipes and laundry detergent to spot the panties. Though I did my best to clean my mess, there was still a small streak left behind that would need to go through a wash cycle to completely come out.
My guilt overcoming my embarrassment, I did tell my girlfriend about the incident when she came back. She laughed a bit, but informed me that those were her favorite pair of underwear. We decided to forego a wash and just toss them.
Needless to say, I did not get laid that night.
TL
R - Borrowed a pair of my girlfriend's underwear, and procrasti-sharted while playing a video game. No nookie for me.https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...ses_underwear/
TIFU. I made a joke about someone walking funny, and they were actually in the process of pooping their pants.
I started working at a vaccination site. Most of us are outside managing cars and people. We don't know each other, we are in a new place with an unfamiliar layout and long sidewalks to go anywhere. I caught another employee picking their nose and joked that "I know what you're doing and it's okay everybody does it." It was clear that I saw and it seemed like a good way to break the ice. We all have bodies. We've all had scratchy dried boogers stuck in our noses.
A few days later I saw a girl walking funny, like she had to go to the bathroom really bad. In a split second I thought I could make the same kind of grounded "we all have bodies, we've all been there" light topical joke. The moment I said it I realized that logic doesn't extend to this circumstance. But as she walked by I realized that I REALLY fu**d up, because I could smell poop. She was in the process of pooping her pants. She's living a nightmare and I'm making it worse. We have not made eye contact or spoken since. I feel terrible.
TLDR: Girl was pooping her pants while I was making a joke about it. This is the kind of thing that I will think about randomly for the next few years. It will haunt me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...walking_funny/