Poop substitute

[Doom_Guard]

Hi everyone,

I'm looking for a good poop substitute - something that feels a lot like poop (looking like poop is a bonus but not a requirement.) I'll have some time to play in the near future and I'd certainly appreciate your ideas!

[Agirl]

Sub?

Why use a substitute whats wrong with the real thing?

[Doom_Guard]

Circumstances prevent using the real thing unfortunately.

[Six Gun]

MY Substitute

I've always used oatmeal as my substitute. Of course I can't poop on command or anything, plus most of the time when I feel like going in my pants I am unable due to work/friends/family, whatever. (Sometimes I just plain don't feel like it). It also sucks when you feel this huge load and you do the deed and its all tiny. I usually run a thermometer to get water coming out of the tap at a solid 98-100 degrees, so it's like body temperature and therefore more realistic. I have a couple of plastic, flexible bowls I use, in which I put the oatmeal and then add water to get the texture I want. I prefer my loads soft and runny, so I add more water, but you can do what you want. Oats are cheap, have the potential to make huge loads, are quick to make, and they are actually good for your skin. Another benefit is no smell. The runnier you make it, the easier it is to clean off in the shower, and again it is good for your skin. Perfect, in my eyes. If I could only rig a device to shoot the oatmeal into my diaper like poop normally does, I may never do the real thing again. I love to feel the expansion in my seat and hear the soft crackle as my load grows, and you have more control over it if you use oatmeal. I had rigged up a short length of hose with a nozzle and attached it to an air pump, and it worked pretty well, but the complexity took the fun out of it. Oh well. I'll figure out something else.

-Six

[vincp40]

at a solid 98-100 degrees, so it's like body temperature

That's Fahrenheit I guess? Over here in Celsius that would be boiling

[Six Gun]

Ha ha, hey, whatever floats your boat. But yeah, I meant degrees Fahrenheit, I guess that's like 36-38 degrees CELSIUS. In the states that would be like putting ice cubes in your pants. (Were that in Fahrenheit).

-Six

[Percival]

If I could only rig a device to shoot the oatmeal into my diaper like poop normally does, I may never do the real thing again.

Why not just fill your rectum with the oats?

[Six Gun]

Not my thing. Don't want anything going into my ass. Simple as that.

[spandexman]

Try a nerf football

If you want to feel the bulge without the mess stuff a nerf football or too in your underpants and then put on a tight pair of pants. It will press against your bum snugly, and alter your walk and when done there is no mess other than a semen stain or two.

[Shann]

Another alternative would be...

Play-Doh. I have used it on occasion. You can use it out of a fresh can or more. Shape it like your favorite turd size and consistency by adding a small amount of water if you want. Best of all.. Just stick it back in the can when your done and reuse it.

[Percival]

Not my thing. Don't want anything going into my ass. Simple as that.

How odd. But it's good for your skin! It would also solve all your problems. Getting it in might be tricky. Maybe an icing bag would work.

[pantiespooper]

just takes practice

How odd. But it's good for your skin! It would also solve all your problems. Getting it in might be tricky. Maybe an icing bag would work.

Icing bag could work, but it is only one way...

[Pntld]

Gum Drops

Go to the dollar store, get a container of large fruit-flavored gum drops.

They are usually covered with sugar granules. They are made primarily of gelatin, which becomes pliable and melts slowly at body temperature.

Put a bunch of them in a bowl, run under warm water for a few minutes until the sugar is dissolved and they are slippery all over.

They can be inserted without lubricant and feel like the real thing in every way. They will cause an accident and can be used in any amount you desire. They are safe and harmless. Maybe exercise caution if you're diabetic, they have sugar in them. For those who don't want to insert them, they can be used as is.

Most realistic substitute I've found.

Optional Depends: $.065
1/3 container of gumdrops: $.075
Large, unavoidable accident whenever you want with squishy, lumpy, slippery aftermath: Priceless!