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Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of September 19, 2012.
Our first case before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon is actually a case from yesterday’s girls’ soccer game. Miss Spellman, Math teacher and Head Coach of the team is happy to report that the team remained undefeated with a victory yesterday. But she is disappointed to report of a toilet violation by a member of her team. And as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, toilet violations by those who represent the school (such as soccer players in a game) are punished more severely than toilet violations occurring in the regular course of the school day.
As I look over the Violation Report filed by Coach Spellman in this case, it comes as no surprise that the accused is the star player of the team – a tall and very beautiful junior named Hope. Hope has had a multitude of panty-soiling offenses (and even an offense of panty-wetting), including at soccer games last year. And this year already, she’s had a panty-soiling offense while waiting to get her athletic physical exam from the school doctor back in August. But as I look over the Violation Report further, I am quite surprised to see that Hope is not actually charged with a panty-soiling violation this time.
“No panty-soiling this time?” I ask Miss Spellman, “Can it really be that Hope actually did it in the toilet instead?” “YES!” Hope chimes in enthusiastically. “Not exactly!” Coach Spellman quickly counters that. “You know that I went in the toilet,” Hope tells her coach angrily, “I know that I’ve had some accidents sometimes, but you know very well that I did it in the toilet yesterday.” “You know very well that I didn’t do any of it in my panties yesterday,” the very pretty Soccer star adds.
“Alright, you did actually go in the toilet yesterday,” the very pretty Soccer coach acknowledges, “You went in the toilet in the girls’ locker room when we got back here after yesterday’s game.” “But you didn’t go in the port-o-potty at the Soccer game like you should have,” she argues, “You held it in all through the game and waited until you got back here.” “O.K. – But I did go in the toilet,” Hope points out again, “I didn’t have an accident.” “You’re lucky you didn’t have an accident,” Coach Spellman points out, “You’re very luck it didn’t come out in your panties either at the game or on the bus ride home.” “You’re even lucky it didn’t come out while you were running for the locker room bathroom after we got back here,” she adds. “You were being just as irresponsible about this as you were being last year,” Coach Spellman lectures her Soccer star, “You haven’t learned your lesson at all – You were just really lucky not to have an accident this time.” The 2 of them continue to argue a bit as I’m forced to bang my gavel and get this case back on track.
But as I read the Violation Report filed in this case and listen to the arguments of Hope and Coach Spellman, I’m left a bit puzzled. While it is abundantly clear how irresponsible Hope was being by holding it in so long – Especially given her propensity for having accidents – I’m not sure specifically what her toilet violation was. Of course, I ask Coach Spellman to clarify this. “You’re acknowledging that Hope did, in fact, make it to the toilet in time?” I ask the very pretty Soccer Coach, “You’re acknowledging that Hope didn’t go in her panties at all?” “Yes, Mr. Chairman,” she acknowledges. “But Hope didn’t go to the bathroom at the game when she needed to,” she explains, “She risked having yet another accident by refusing to use the port-o-potty at the game.” “But she didn’t have an accident,” I point out to the coach, “I’m just not seeing specifically what Hope’s toilet violation is in this case.” “But Hope is supposed to use the bathroom at the game – even if it’s just a port-o-potty,” Coach Spellman points out, “It’s refusing to use port-o-pottys and holding it in too long that causes her to have so many accidents.” “But she didn’t have an accident this time,” I point out again, “It’s not a toilet violation just to hold it in longer than she should.”
With that, Hope flashes her coach a smug look. That draws a warning from me. “I’d watch my attitude if I were you,” I warn the beautiful Soccer star – quite possibly the best goalie in the whole state, “Regardless of whether you committed a toilet violation in this case, your toilet habits are still nothing to be proud of.” Coach Spellman then explains that she imposed a requirement on Hope that Hope had to use the bathroom at all soccer games. “I don’t want her holding it in unnecessarily,” the coach explains, “I want her using the bathroom when she needs to and not trying to hold it in until we get back to our school.” “Ever since that accident she had while we were doing the athletic physicals, I made that a condition for her,” the coach continues, “At every game, she must use the bathroom – She’s simply not allowed to hold it in as long as she did yesterday.”
While Coach Spellman’s decree that Hope use the bathroom may seem perfectly reasonable, it does present a dilemma for the TVPC. Obviously, Hope should be using the bathroom at Soccer games,” I point out, “With her history of accidents, trying to hold it in the whole game is the last thing she should be doing.” “But I’m afraid it just isn’t a toilet violation,” I continue, “It’s simply not a matter for the TVPC to deal with.” The coach argues that the TVPC did impose toileting conditions on Hope last year, but I explain that last year was last year and that came only after Hope was punished by the TVPC for having an accident at a Soccer game. But she also argues that Hope has had an accident already this year – specifically, when she was here back in August for her athletic physical from the school doctor. “I imposed that toileting requirement on Hope after that accident,” she adds, “That was just disgusting what she did that day – And making the school doctor do the exam while Hope had a big load in her panties.” But the coach’s argument only makes my point even more. “That accident was only Hope’s first toilet offense of the school year and it wasn’t while representing the school,” I point out, “As disgusting and shameful as it was, Hope can only get a warning for that.” “We just simply can’t impose any TVPC punishments on Hope for that.” Of course, that serves to bring a big smile to Hope’s face. That angers me.
“Wipe that smile off your face, young lady,” I tell her, “You’ve got nothing to be happy about here.” “I really wish the TVPC could punish you for this,” I tell her, “Your coach is right that your holding it in so long was irresponsible and it’s only asking for you to have another accident.”
“And just because the TVPC can’t punish you for this doesn’t mean that you’re home free,” I tell Hope, “There is still the matter of defying your coach’s orders.” The beautiful Soccer goalie just looks at me puzzled. “Just because the TVPC can’t punish you, doesn’t mean that your coach can’t,” I explain, “It may not be a toilet violation, but you certainly can be punished for not listening to your coach.” Suddenly the smug smile is gone from Hope’s face and it’s Coach Spellman who is smiling now. “I’m certain that Coach Spellman can think up an appropriate punishment for this,” I point out – with a smile – to a suddenly worried Hope, “And before you’re done with that, you may be wishing you had a TVPC punishment instead.”
“And you should also understand something else, young lady,” I tell Hope sternly, “If you continue to hold it in at Soccer games like you do, it’s only a matter of time before you do have an accident in your pants.” “And when that happens, you’ll be right back here before the TVPC,” I explain, “And don’t for a minute think I won’t be considering how irresponsible you’ve been with your bodily functions while representing the school.” “In other words, when you do have a mess in your panties, you can count on getting the maximum punishment that TVPC rules will allow me to impose,” I warn her, “So I think it would really be in your best interests to just go in the toilet instead.” “Trust me when I tell you,” I warn her further, “Even using a port-o-potty wouldn’t be worse than the punishment you’ll get for an accident at a soccer game.
I’m quite disappointed to see that our next 2 case are of seniors soiling in their panties. It’s bad enough when the younger girls do it, but by the time a girl is a senior, you’d really expect that she’d have mastered the task of having a bowel movement in the girls’ room at school.
Winnie (Gwendolyn is her real name, but everyone calls her “Winnie”) is the first such case today. She was caught with the load in her panties during her 7th period Calculus class. “I’m not sure if she actually had the accident in my class or if she’d already done it when she came in,” reports Mrs. Denominator, her teacher, “I just know that the load was there in her pants during 7th period class.” “I was in the middle of teaching,” the Calculus teacher points out, “And suddenly I saw some girls in the back of the room reacting like they smelled something.” “And when I went over and checked on it, it wasn’t too hard to figure out where the smell was coming from,” she says, “It was coming right from the seat of Winnie’s pants.” Hearing this case really makes me WONDER.YEARS from now, will Winnie still be going in her pants?
Turning my attention to the sweet and likeable brown-haired senior, I ask her what the story is. “I started to do it in my panties during 6th period,” she explains, “But I only had a little in my panties when I first got to Calculus class.” “It was then during Calculus class that I did the rest in my pants,” Winnie tells us, “I was trying to hold it in but eventually the whole thing just came out in my pants.” “I guess that’s when everyone else started to smell it,” she says, “And that’s when Mrs. Denominator came over and caught me.”
I’m left just shaking my head. “I guess that explains HOW you did it,” I tell her disapprovingly, “But it certainly doesn’t explain WHY you did it.” “I’d just like to know why you just sat there in class and messed in your pants,” I tell her, “I’d just like to know why didn’t just go to the girls’ room and do it in the toilet like you were supposed to.” “I’d like to know, too, Winnie,” Lois – That is, Mrs. Denominator, chimes in, “I know that you certainly do use the girls’ rooms on occasion.” “I know I’ve seen you having bowel movements in the girls’ room before,” she tells the pretty senior, “I just don’t know why you didn’t use the girls’ room this time.” But Winnie just looks at both of us with a blank look on her face. “I don’t know – I just didn’t,” she says, shrugging her shoulders. “You don’t know why you didn’t go to the girls’ room when you needed to?” I ask her. “I’m sorry – I just didn’t,” she says, a little annoyed, “I don’t know why but I just didn’t.”
Once again, I’m just left shaking my head. “Shame on you!” I admonish her, “A mess in your pants at your age.” “You’re a senior now for Pete’s sake,” I remind her, “And you just sit there in class and mess in your pants.” “Shame on you!” I admonish her again. “How can you just not go to the girls’ room when you needed to,” asks Mrs. Denominator. “You know my policy about girls’ room passes,” she tells the girl, “You knew all that you had to do was ask and you could have gone to the girls’ room.” “It was too late for that,” Winnie states meekly, “It was already coming out in my pants by then.” “Then why didn’t you ask to go in your previous class!” her Math teacher shouts back at her strongly. “The point is that you should have gone to the girls’ room BEFORE it started coming out in your pants,” she continues, “You don’t just sit there and mess in your pants.” Once again, Winnie can offer no explanation as to why she went in her pants instead of going to the girls’ room.
You deserve to be punished,” I tell Winnie sternly, “Any girl who just sits there in class and messes in her pants and can’t even tell me why certainly deserves some unpleasant consequences for doing that.” But since this is Winnie’s first accident offense of the school year and she has no other toilet violations, all I can give her is a warning. “Consider yourself warned, young lady,” I tell her, “Mess in your panties again and you will be punished.” “And don’t expect that you’ll only get the usual punishments for your accidents,” I warn her further, “You’re a senior now, for Pete’s sake – You’re supposed to set an example for the younger girls.”
Another senior with a shameful load in her panties is Clarissa, a bright, but quite eccentric blonde-haired beauty. Even more shameful for her is the fact that her accident apparently happened in study hall. Whereas, girls are generally discouraged from going to the girls’ room on class time, study halls are when they are encouraged to take care of such business.
“She just sat there and went in her pants,” reports Miss Sherwood, an English teacher who was in charge of the study hall, “She didn’t even ask for a girls’ room pass.” “I wish I could have charged her with doing it on purpose,” Miss Sherwood continues, “But I don’t have any proof of that.” Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that a girl who soils her panties on purpose gets punished more severely than a girl who merely has an accident. But under TVPC rules, going in your pants on purpose is a very hard charge to prove – It means that the girl didn’t even try to hold it in. “She didn’t make any attempt at all to go to the girls’ room and do it in the toilet like she should,” the pretty English teacher notes, “But I just can’t say that she wasn’t trying to hold it in while she sat there in study hall.” “It may be an accident according to TVPC rules,” she lectures Clarissa, “But it’s not like you didn’t know what was going to happen if you failed to go to the girls’ room and take care of it.”
Clarissa’s guilt is abundantly clear – The load is quite evident in the seat of her tan pants – But it’s still a puzzling case. Clarissa certainly has had her share of toilet violations over the years – including a good many accidents in her pants. But it does seem very much unlike her to just sit there in study hall and mess in her pants. She’s hardly a shy girl in general (quite the opposite, in fact) and she’s never been shy to have a bowel movement in the girls’ rooms here. In fact, I think she’d be more likely to brag about having a bowel movement in school than to be reluctant to do one. But when I ask her about this and why she didn’t go do it in the girls’ room, she really has no answer. “I just didn’t,” she says, “I was trying to hold it in instead.” “I obviously didn’t do it on purpose, though,” Clarissa says in her defense, a tad annoyed at such a suggestion, “That’s just gross!” “If you ask me, what you’ve got in your panties right there is pretty gross, too,” I suggest, “I really don’t see how it’s any less gross because you were trying to hold it in while it happened.” The usually talkative Clarissa really has no answer to that, either – She just insists that hers was indeed an accident. “I was trying to hold it in – I was trying my best to hold it in,” Clarissa insists, “It was just an accident – No way did I mess in my panties on purpose.”
“I think the point is that you shouldn’t have been trying to hold it in,” Miss Sherwood points out, “You should have gotten a girls’ room pass from me and taken care of your business in there.” “What do you think happens when you try to hold it in too long?” Miss Sherwood asks the attractive senior, “It eventually just comes out on its own and you have a mess in your pants.”
“It’s Clarissa’s first accident offense of the school but unlike Winnie, Clarissa has a previous violation already this year for loitering in the girls’ room. Consequently, she’s not entitled to get off with just a warning as Winnie did. I sentence Clarissa to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 150 times and to serve 2 days in detention. “2 days detention?” she asks, apparently a little surprised to get that for a first accident offense. “You’re a senior now, young lady,” I tell her, “If you’re going to be that irresponsible with your bodily functions, don’t expect any sympathy from me.”
Another girl with a load in her panties this afternoon is a cute and quiet blonde-haired sophomore named Tia. She’s apparently picking up right where she left off last year. Last year, she messed in her panties 7 times and that doesn’t even count the number of times she messed in her panties while serving a 3 month toilet suspension for trying to flush a pair of her messy panties down the toilet. And this year, it’s already her second time with a mess in her panties. It’s really quite a shameful record for the shy sophomore.
“I know you’re shy about your bowel movements – I know you don’t like to do them in the girls’ room at school,” I tell her, “But you just can’t keep doing your bowel movements in your pants.” That’s just disgusting,” I tell her, pointing to the messy load that’s causing her plaid skirt to bulge outward, “That’s really disgusting.” “You’re just going to have to learn to do your bowel movements in the girls’ room,” I tell her sternly, “These messes in your panties have simply got to stop.” “I know,” she says, nodding her head as the tears roll down her cheeks. “But I just can’t stand making in the bathrooms at school,” she says, “I go pee in there, but I just can’t stand to make.”
“It happened in French class today,” reports Miss Defequer, her French teacher, “I was lecturing at the blackboard and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Tia squirming in her seat.” “I turned and I saw that look in her eyes,” she says, “That unmistakable look that she needed to get to a toilet NOW!” “But before I could offer her a girls’ room pass, I saw a different look in her eye,” her French teacher says disappointingly, “That was the look that says it was already too late – the look that told me that it was already in her pants.” “And if that wasn’t evidence enough, it wasn’t long before I could smell it, too,” Miss Defequer adds, “That was a big load that she did and it had a big smell to go with it.”
Already very embarrassed, the sweet and likeable, but very shy sophomore, certainly has no reason to stop crying now. “Shame on you!” I tell her harshly, “Shame on you for not even trying to go to the girls’ room.” “Shame on you!” I tell her again, “You’ve simply got to start doing your bowel movements in the girls’ room when you need to.”
“Just ask me for a girls’ room pass when you need to go,” the ever helpful French teacher tells her toilet-troubled student, “I’ll give you a pass so you can go and use the toilet like you should.” “It really isn’t so bad using the girls’ room in school,” she continues, “I mean, I know it isn’t perfect, but surely it’s better than just going in your pants.” “You don’t want to keep getting punished for having accidents – You don’t want to keep having smelly loads in your panties,” Miss Defequer suggests to Tia, “You can just go to the girls’ room and use the toilet and avoid all that.” She further suggests to Tia that she should try using the girls’ room during class time. “I know the girls’ rooms can get busy and loud and crowded between classes and at lunchtime,” she says, “But if you get a pass and go during class time it’ll be more private and quiet in there and it’ll be easier for you to just do what you need to do.” It’s pretty good advice and Tia seems to be taking it to heart, but I doubt it’s the first time that’s been suggested to her.
In the meantime, I punish her with having to write 250 times, “I will not soil my panties in school again.” I also sentence her to 3 days in detention. “Obviously you understand by now that the punishment gets worse for repeat offenders,” I warn her, “And I’m sure you know how bad those punishments can get if you keep messing in your panties.”
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of September 19, 2012.
Our first case before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon is actually a case from yesterday’s girls’ soccer game. Miss Spellman, Math teacher and Head Coach of the team is happy to report that the team remained undefeated with a victory yesterday. But she is disappointed to report of a toilet violation by a member of her team. And as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, toilet violations by those who represent the school (such as soccer players in a game) are punished more severely than toilet violations occurring in the regular course of the school day.
As I look over the Violation Report filed by Coach Spellman in this case, it comes as no surprise that the accused is the star player of the team – a tall and very beautiful junior named Hope. Hope has had a multitude of panty-soiling offenses (and even an offense of panty-wetting), including at soccer games last year. And this year already, she’s had a panty-soiling offense while waiting to get her athletic physical exam from the school doctor back in August. But as I look over the Violation Report further, I am quite surprised to see that Hope is not actually charged with a panty-soiling violation this time.
“No panty-soiling this time?” I ask Miss Spellman, “Can it really be that Hope actually did it in the toilet instead?” “YES!” Hope chimes in enthusiastically. “Not exactly!” Coach Spellman quickly counters that. “You know that I went in the toilet,” Hope tells her coach angrily, “I know that I’ve had some accidents sometimes, but you know very well that I did it in the toilet yesterday.” “You know very well that I didn’t do any of it in my panties yesterday,” the very pretty Soccer star adds.
“Alright, you did actually go in the toilet yesterday,” the very pretty Soccer coach acknowledges, “You went in the toilet in the girls’ locker room when we got back here after yesterday’s game.” “But you didn’t go in the port-o-potty at the Soccer game like you should have,” she argues, “You held it in all through the game and waited until you got back here.” “O.K. – But I did go in the toilet,” Hope points out again, “I didn’t have an accident.” “You’re lucky you didn’t have an accident,” Coach Spellman points out, “You’re very luck it didn’t come out in your panties either at the game or on the bus ride home.” “You’re even lucky it didn’t come out while you were running for the locker room bathroom after we got back here,” she adds. “You were being just as irresponsible about this as you were being last year,” Coach Spellman lectures her Soccer star, “You haven’t learned your lesson at all – You were just really lucky not to have an accident this time.” The 2 of them continue to argue a bit as I’m forced to bang my gavel and get this case back on track.
But as I read the Violation Report filed in this case and listen to the arguments of Hope and Coach Spellman, I’m left a bit puzzled. While it is abundantly clear how irresponsible Hope was being by holding it in so long – Especially given her propensity for having accidents – I’m not sure specifically what her toilet violation was. Of course, I ask Coach Spellman to clarify this. “You’re acknowledging that Hope did, in fact, make it to the toilet in time?” I ask the very pretty Soccer Coach, “You’re acknowledging that Hope didn’t go in her panties at all?” “Yes, Mr. Chairman,” she acknowledges. “But Hope didn’t go to the bathroom at the game when she needed to,” she explains, “She risked having yet another accident by refusing to use the port-o-potty at the game.” “But she didn’t have an accident,” I point out to the coach, “I’m just not seeing specifically what Hope’s toilet violation is in this case.” “But Hope is supposed to use the bathroom at the game – even if it’s just a port-o-potty,” Coach Spellman points out, “It’s refusing to use port-o-pottys and holding it in too long that causes her to have so many accidents.” “But she didn’t have an accident this time,” I point out again, “It’s not a toilet violation just to hold it in longer than she should.”
With that, Hope flashes her coach a smug look. That draws a warning from me. “I’d watch my attitude if I were you,” I warn the beautiful Soccer star – quite possibly the best goalie in the whole state, “Regardless of whether you committed a toilet violation in this case, your toilet habits are still nothing to be proud of.” Coach Spellman then explains that she imposed a requirement on Hope that Hope had to use the bathroom at all soccer games. “I don’t want her holding it in unnecessarily,” the coach explains, “I want her using the bathroom when she needs to and not trying to hold it in until we get back to our school.” “Ever since that accident she had while we were doing the athletic physicals, I made that a condition for her,” the coach continues, “At every game, she must use the bathroom – She’s simply not allowed to hold it in as long as she did yesterday.”
While Coach Spellman’s decree that Hope use the bathroom may seem perfectly reasonable, it does present a dilemma for the TVPC. Obviously, Hope should be using the bathroom at Soccer games,” I point out, “With her history of accidents, trying to hold it in the whole game is the last thing she should be doing.” “But I’m afraid it just isn’t a toilet violation,” I continue, “It’s simply not a matter for the TVPC to deal with.” The coach argues that the TVPC did impose toileting conditions on Hope last year, but I explain that last year was last year and that came only after Hope was punished by the TVPC for having an accident at a Soccer game. But she also argues that Hope has had an accident already this year – specifically, when she was here back in August for her athletic physical from the school doctor. “I imposed that toileting requirement on Hope after that accident,” she adds, “That was just disgusting what she did that day – And making the school doctor do the exam while Hope had a big load in her panties.” But the coach’s argument only makes my point even more. “That accident was only Hope’s first toilet offense of the school year and it wasn’t while representing the school,” I point out, “As disgusting and shameful as it was, Hope can only get a warning for that.” “We just simply can’t impose any TVPC punishments on Hope for that.” Of course, that serves to bring a big smile to Hope’s face. That angers me.
“Wipe that smile off your face, young lady,” I tell her, “You’ve got nothing to be happy about here.” “I really wish the TVPC could punish you for this,” I tell her, “Your coach is right that your holding it in so long was irresponsible and it’s only asking for you to have another accident.”
“And just because the TVPC can’t punish you for this doesn’t mean that you’re home free,” I tell Hope, “There is still the matter of defying your coach’s orders.” The beautiful Soccer goalie just looks at me puzzled. “Just because the TVPC can’t punish you, doesn’t mean that your coach can’t,” I explain, “It may not be a toilet violation, but you certainly can be punished for not listening to your coach.” Suddenly the smug smile is gone from Hope’s face and it’s Coach Spellman who is smiling now. “I’m certain that Coach Spellman can think up an appropriate punishment for this,” I point out – with a smile – to a suddenly worried Hope, “And before you’re done with that, you may be wishing you had a TVPC punishment instead.”
“And you should also understand something else, young lady,” I tell Hope sternly, “If you continue to hold it in at Soccer games like you do, it’s only a matter of time before you do have an accident in your pants.” “And when that happens, you’ll be right back here before the TVPC,” I explain, “And don’t for a minute think I won’t be considering how irresponsible you’ve been with your bodily functions while representing the school.” “In other words, when you do have a mess in your panties, you can count on getting the maximum punishment that TVPC rules will allow me to impose,” I warn her, “So I think it would really be in your best interests to just go in the toilet instead.” “Trust me when I tell you,” I warn her further, “Even using a port-o-potty wouldn’t be worse than the punishment you’ll get for an accident at a soccer game.
I’m quite disappointed to see that our next 2 case are of seniors soiling in their panties. It’s bad enough when the younger girls do it, but by the time a girl is a senior, you’d really expect that she’d have mastered the task of having a bowel movement in the girls’ room at school.
Winnie (Gwendolyn is her real name, but everyone calls her “Winnie”) is the first such case today. She was caught with the load in her panties during her 7th period Calculus class. “I’m not sure if she actually had the accident in my class or if she’d already done it when she came in,” reports Mrs. Denominator, her teacher, “I just know that the load was there in her pants during 7th period class.” “I was in the middle of teaching,” the Calculus teacher points out, “And suddenly I saw some girls in the back of the room reacting like they smelled something.” “And when I went over and checked on it, it wasn’t too hard to figure out where the smell was coming from,” she says, “It was coming right from the seat of Winnie’s pants.” Hearing this case really makes me WONDER.YEARS from now, will Winnie still be going in her pants?
Turning my attention to the sweet and likeable brown-haired senior, I ask her what the story is. “I started to do it in my panties during 6th period,” she explains, “But I only had a little in my panties when I first got to Calculus class.” “It was then during Calculus class that I did the rest in my pants,” Winnie tells us, “I was trying to hold it in but eventually the whole thing just came out in my pants.” “I guess that’s when everyone else started to smell it,” she says, “And that’s when Mrs. Denominator came over and caught me.”
I’m left just shaking my head. “I guess that explains HOW you did it,” I tell her disapprovingly, “But it certainly doesn’t explain WHY you did it.” “I’d just like to know why you just sat there in class and messed in your pants,” I tell her, “I’d just like to know why didn’t just go to the girls’ room and do it in the toilet like you were supposed to.” “I’d like to know, too, Winnie,” Lois – That is, Mrs. Denominator, chimes in, “I know that you certainly do use the girls’ rooms on occasion.” “I know I’ve seen you having bowel movements in the girls’ room before,” she tells the pretty senior, “I just don’t know why you didn’t use the girls’ room this time.” But Winnie just looks at both of us with a blank look on her face. “I don’t know – I just didn’t,” she says, shrugging her shoulders. “You don’t know why you didn’t go to the girls’ room when you needed to?” I ask her. “I’m sorry – I just didn’t,” she says, a little annoyed, “I don’t know why but I just didn’t.”
Once again, I’m just left shaking my head. “Shame on you!” I admonish her, “A mess in your pants at your age.” “You’re a senior now for Pete’s sake,” I remind her, “And you just sit there in class and mess in your pants.” “Shame on you!” I admonish her again. “How can you just not go to the girls’ room when you needed to,” asks Mrs. Denominator. “You know my policy about girls’ room passes,” she tells the girl, “You knew all that you had to do was ask and you could have gone to the girls’ room.” “It was too late for that,” Winnie states meekly, “It was already coming out in my pants by then.” “Then why didn’t you ask to go in your previous class!” her Math teacher shouts back at her strongly. “The point is that you should have gone to the girls’ room BEFORE it started coming out in your pants,” she continues, “You don’t just sit there and mess in your pants.” Once again, Winnie can offer no explanation as to why she went in her pants instead of going to the girls’ room.
You deserve to be punished,” I tell Winnie sternly, “Any girl who just sits there in class and messes in her pants and can’t even tell me why certainly deserves some unpleasant consequences for doing that.” But since this is Winnie’s first accident offense of the school year and she has no other toilet violations, all I can give her is a warning. “Consider yourself warned, young lady,” I tell her, “Mess in your panties again and you will be punished.” “And don’t expect that you’ll only get the usual punishments for your accidents,” I warn her further, “You’re a senior now, for Pete’s sake – You’re supposed to set an example for the younger girls.”
Another senior with a shameful load in her panties is Clarissa, a bright, but quite eccentric blonde-haired beauty. Even more shameful for her is the fact that her accident apparently happened in study hall. Whereas, girls are generally discouraged from going to the girls’ room on class time, study halls are when they are encouraged to take care of such business.
“She just sat there and went in her pants,” reports Miss Sherwood, an English teacher who was in charge of the study hall, “She didn’t even ask for a girls’ room pass.” “I wish I could have charged her with doing it on purpose,” Miss Sherwood continues, “But I don’t have any proof of that.” Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that a girl who soils her panties on purpose gets punished more severely than a girl who merely has an accident. But under TVPC rules, going in your pants on purpose is a very hard charge to prove – It means that the girl didn’t even try to hold it in. “She didn’t make any attempt at all to go to the girls’ room and do it in the toilet like she should,” the pretty English teacher notes, “But I just can’t say that she wasn’t trying to hold it in while she sat there in study hall.” “It may be an accident according to TVPC rules,” she lectures Clarissa, “But it’s not like you didn’t know what was going to happen if you failed to go to the girls’ room and take care of it.”
Clarissa’s guilt is abundantly clear – The load is quite evident in the seat of her tan pants – But it’s still a puzzling case. Clarissa certainly has had her share of toilet violations over the years – including a good many accidents in her pants. But it does seem very much unlike her to just sit there in study hall and mess in her pants. She’s hardly a shy girl in general (quite the opposite, in fact) and she’s never been shy to have a bowel movement in the girls’ rooms here. In fact, I think she’d be more likely to brag about having a bowel movement in school than to be reluctant to do one. But when I ask her about this and why she didn’t go do it in the girls’ room, she really has no answer. “I just didn’t,” she says, “I was trying to hold it in instead.” “I obviously didn’t do it on purpose, though,” Clarissa says in her defense, a tad annoyed at such a suggestion, “That’s just gross!” “If you ask me, what you’ve got in your panties right there is pretty gross, too,” I suggest, “I really don’t see how it’s any less gross because you were trying to hold it in while it happened.” The usually talkative Clarissa really has no answer to that, either – She just insists that hers was indeed an accident. “I was trying to hold it in – I was trying my best to hold it in,” Clarissa insists, “It was just an accident – No way did I mess in my panties on purpose.”
“I think the point is that you shouldn’t have been trying to hold it in,” Miss Sherwood points out, “You should have gotten a girls’ room pass from me and taken care of your business in there.” “What do you think happens when you try to hold it in too long?” Miss Sherwood asks the attractive senior, “It eventually just comes out on its own and you have a mess in your pants.”
“It’s Clarissa’s first accident offense of the school but unlike Winnie, Clarissa has a previous violation already this year for loitering in the girls’ room. Consequently, she’s not entitled to get off with just a warning as Winnie did. I sentence Clarissa to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 150 times and to serve 2 days in detention. “2 days detention?” she asks, apparently a little surprised to get that for a first accident offense. “You’re a senior now, young lady,” I tell her, “If you’re going to be that irresponsible with your bodily functions, don’t expect any sympathy from me.”
Another girl with a load in her panties this afternoon is a cute and quiet blonde-haired sophomore named Tia. She’s apparently picking up right where she left off last year. Last year, she messed in her panties 7 times and that doesn’t even count the number of times she messed in her panties while serving a 3 month toilet suspension for trying to flush a pair of her messy panties down the toilet. And this year, it’s already her second time with a mess in her panties. It’s really quite a shameful record for the shy sophomore.
“I know you’re shy about your bowel movements – I know you don’t like to do them in the girls’ room at school,” I tell her, “But you just can’t keep doing your bowel movements in your pants.” That’s just disgusting,” I tell her, pointing to the messy load that’s causing her plaid skirt to bulge outward, “That’s really disgusting.” “You’re just going to have to learn to do your bowel movements in the girls’ room,” I tell her sternly, “These messes in your panties have simply got to stop.” “I know,” she says, nodding her head as the tears roll down her cheeks. “But I just can’t stand making in the bathrooms at school,” she says, “I go pee in there, but I just can’t stand to make.”
“It happened in French class today,” reports Miss Defequer, her French teacher, “I was lecturing at the blackboard and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Tia squirming in her seat.” “I turned and I saw that look in her eyes,” she says, “That unmistakable look that she needed to get to a toilet NOW!” “But before I could offer her a girls’ room pass, I saw a different look in her eye,” her French teacher says disappointingly, “That was the look that says it was already too late – the look that told me that it was already in her pants.” “And if that wasn’t evidence enough, it wasn’t long before I could smell it, too,” Miss Defequer adds, “That was a big load that she did and it had a big smell to go with it.”
Already very embarrassed, the sweet and likeable, but very shy sophomore, certainly has no reason to stop crying now. “Shame on you!” I tell her harshly, “Shame on you for not even trying to go to the girls’ room.” “Shame on you!” I tell her again, “You’ve simply got to start doing your bowel movements in the girls’ room when you need to.”
“Just ask me for a girls’ room pass when you need to go,” the ever helpful French teacher tells her toilet-troubled student, “I’ll give you a pass so you can go and use the toilet like you should.” “It really isn’t so bad using the girls’ room in school,” she continues, “I mean, I know it isn’t perfect, but surely it’s better than just going in your pants.” “You don’t want to keep getting punished for having accidents – You don’t want to keep having smelly loads in your panties,” Miss Defequer suggests to Tia, “You can just go to the girls’ room and use the toilet and avoid all that.” She further suggests to Tia that she should try using the girls’ room during class time. “I know the girls’ rooms can get busy and loud and crowded between classes and at lunchtime,” she says, “But if you get a pass and go during class time it’ll be more private and quiet in there and it’ll be easier for you to just do what you need to do.” It’s pretty good advice and Tia seems to be taking it to heart, but I doubt it’s the first time that’s been suggested to her.
In the meantime, I punish her with having to write 250 times, “I will not soil my panties in school again.” I also sentence her to 3 days in detention. “Obviously you understand by now that the punishment gets worse for repeat offenders,” I warn her, “And I’m sure you know how bad those punishments can get if you keep messing in your panties.”
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