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Great story but terrible translation
True! And they are both pretty. They even explain how it felt and stuck to their bottom when they stood up:
When the traffic Vainion white Volvo veer out of the Kamppi shopping center in the basement, the light from the windows through the flaps. January Noon seems to spring. On the bus, it seems particularly bright, and the bus is much higher than the others.
Linjuri long distance to Turku is half full provincial tourists, whose driver is latonut things to carry the luggage compartment. We do not have bags, we have the trousers with a loose waist straps. Not to compress.
The seats look as if they would be upholstered in an art teacher clothes. Central Blue screen at roiskittu different colors, pirtsakoita squares. One of us settles the middle of the bus corridor, the second on the back seat next to a window.
"Welcome to the pikavuorolle Turku. During the trip, the bus at your disposal at the back of the toilet. There is also a read magazines during the trip, "the ticket seller lady announcement through the radio center in Espoo at Ikea.
Information is tension. If all the passage of time is packed Linjuri the rear end, with passengers forced their way back and forth in the corridor throughout the two and a half hour. Well, maybe they think that it is the bathroom, which stinks. Neither does after all, sit next to anyone.
Although it is considered now, will this even have any. There's not one kakkahätä, but something about this now, should wring out of me. Amassing both magazines etutarjottimelle. Usually helps if you think about something else and not focus on the performance itself.
Reading does not quite succeed. Bus sway discreetly and quietly, but enough so that the text will tihrustaessa bad feeling.
SMS center on the bench:
AR: Does ees close?
Answer:
VK: I collect itteäni, hannatuttaa. Kyl point to be successful.
Saukkola after the ticket seller stops just picked up a chat with increased passenger. A woman in lilac, feathered scarf made. They talk about Christmas. Block hurry. Middle seat behind the woman loudly sucking on lozenges.
At the same time one of us strain to pökälettä farkkulegginseihin.
VK: I jumped and I reserve at the same time. I did not know that it is possible.
AR: Think that're flycatcher. Makin'll try pumppailla terribly, but all the time there is an emergency, but pissed. How to poop in such untouched, at the same time that Tuu peeing a lot?
VK: No, hell, Satan poo.
Going for an hour, but nothing happens. This is surprisingly difficult. It seems somehow strange when wearing trousers.
I have to try to force. Seat and back sides of slot is so little space, that it is only one of a portable printing buttocks. Posture is bad.
In front of the bench's backrest is squeezed between the fists, blood is packed away. When the bus stops along the road 110-Suomusjärven the case, it seems already that the temple is torn. Across the way a girl sitting in stop and stare.
But healthy.
Naama is a distortion of feel like a lot of other passengers follow the facial expressions, but the front seat to the bathroom probably Kings hat from toikkaroiva son thinks that väännämme hysterical crying.
And then, at last.
AR: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH NOT FUCK, KAKKASIN out of me! I thought it was THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD AHAHAHAHAHAHH!
Ten minutes later:
VK: HELL NO, SO makin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAH! Ahahahaah does not smell, lämpöstä! On the next tsiigaa boy, when I laugh so much.
AR: How could you succeed?
VK: No, but kakkasin.
MISSION own paskassaan sitting is much worse than the actual sitting. The digested food does not burn, does not smoke and is not particularly wet. Akaan pee did not come to very much.
VK: Or maybe a little bit, vaikee says.
Front of the bus one reads the evening paper and someone scratches the ear. Pastillinainen looking out the window. No one doubts nothing.
None of the journey does not matter at all, that kakkasimme right out of me. All goes nicely, going to Turku, weekend only at the beginning. I'm very tempted to tell. Kings-laced boy, guess what!
It is the feeling that it is able to do anything. Can handle anything. We do not even notice that the sun has already gone into the cloud Saukkola.
BUS Halikon to drive through and kakkaamme in concert with a little bit more. Little by little slush liiskautuu onto the skin. It feels like something gel-like persvaossa. When you rise from the bench, poop does not come off buttocks. Buses swing attached to them more strictly.
AR: So fie hell. I sit on top of it.
VK: Yeah. In this there is still more than an hour journey.
Saakohan that someone inflammation?
Again, we stop to. Now the road is shown a gas station complex. The ticket seller said alkuspiikissä that the arrest is made according to the needs and wishes. Strikes a small panic.
AR: Nice to go somewhere to rotate the factory outlet ass pants.
VK: Imagine that you're a baby. Or the elderly. Suddenly, people's noses to become desensitized. Will go through?
Should not be. Between smell something, but most of the time not. It is indeed likely that your nose will become desensitized much before other noses. Factory Outlet passed without stopping.
We will continue to sit.
Kaarina starts to snow. When you rise up for a moment and sits back down, cloy a little. Kakkalevy spread in every kilometer beyond.
Fell Center, Biltema, Tarjoustalo, gray, gray, gray. Oltaisiinko already slowly yet? Starts a little exasperates.
"We arrive in Turku," the driver sighs into the microphone. I wonder where it will flag the woman has gone halfway through? I do not care. Kuikuilemme eager esikaupunkimaisemaa.
"We stop if necessary, all the express bus stops before the bus station."
Not Satan.
Poo no longer feels the cold gel but limalta. Odor smell better all the time. Now, if you can at any time, whether forced to choose just this one?
Pants back side consists of a wet patch.
VK: We will probably have to buy a whole bus.
Hesejä begin to appear more and more often. Protected functionalist-style bus station appears on the horizon exactly on schedule.
Driver to welcome again and parked the Volvo hundred meters from the station. Ryysäämme out of rubber bands tight, while the other ojennellaan luggage broad dialect.
Seems a bit absurd, but when you get out, it is not a terrible hurry.
We walk quite happy. There is no pidäteltävää.Comment
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where's the original text for this
Can someone get the original article so we can translate it better? Thanks.Comment
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Pooping Pants on a Bus
Yes, I agree, someone come up with the original article and get a proper translation. I'd be very interested in a decent translation. The one provided is horrible. And agree, both are very good looking. Maybe they have a blog somewhere they can interact with those of us "interested" in their journalistic perspective of the subject! I'll be keeping close watch here for news!
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I wonder if their inboxes at the magazine they work for are "full" of emails from perverts who want to marry them?Comment
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I didn't propose, but I have to wonder why I'm cursed to always be on the wrong bus.Comment
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bus poop
Thanks PatSpooner! That was a decent translation. Yes, we do wish for a "bit" more "details" but it was good. No doubt their mail boxes are full of guys that want to "chat about their shat" LOL!. Got to be a way to get them on a discussion blog or even here. Maybe Nikki can interview them!Comment
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The best article in the world EVER !!!!
Fucking awesome !!!
Love it because it is so real.
I love at the end "No need to hold back" after the bus ride, walking to the bus station, explaining the reasoning of how they just pooped more even though the story was over.
Love how they got a thrill out of doing it as well.
Anybody have more pictures, did they take pictures of each other?Comment
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Very cool!
I bet they are aware of how much this excites some people
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I did a little feature on this story, including a short fictional continuation, at my blog, if anyone's interested.Comment
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Originally posted by parker longabaugh
Nice!
I like how this turned into some kind of media frenzy, two women poop themselves on purpose in public and people lose their shit all over the internet. That must mean something.Comment
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They have invited one of the girls to talk about their experience in some tv panel. Unfortunately, it is all in Finnish, which is pretty much incomprehensible to me..
http://areena.yle.fi/tv/1785837
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Hahahaha WTF
I don't get it. Exciting as it is, why are serious people in suits discussing this seriously on a serious talk show?
Damn, why am I not Finnish
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