Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of September 17, 2013.
The first matter before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon concerns Carrie-Anne, a cute cheerleader with glasses. She is charged with soiling in her panties at cheerleading practice yesterday. This apparently occurred late in yesterday’s practice – Too late to be added to yesterday’s TVPC agenda. The usually outgoing but toilet shy senior has pleaded “Guilty” to the offense.
“Come on, Carrie-Anne, you know better than that,” I tell her, “You’re a senior now for Pete’s sake.” “I’m surprised at you having an accident in your panties like that,” I tell the cute and energetic cheerleader, “And more than a little ashamed.” “Believe me, you can’t be more ashamed of me than I am of myself,” Carrie-Anne tells me, “I can’t believe that I messed in my panties.” “Well, we do know what causes that, you know,” chimes in Miss Musso, the Cheerleading coach, quite a sight in her usual tight red spandex, “When a girl doesn’t go to the girls’ room when she needs to, it often results in an accident.” Carrie-Anne nods her head in acknowledgement of that. “I could tell by the way you were holding your butt cheeks together at practice that you had to go,” Coach Musso tells the girl, “Quite Frankly, you were walking like you had a stick up your behind.” “When you went to the locker room during the break in practice, I just assumed you were going in there to take care of it,” the sexy Cheerleading Coach tells Carrie-Anne, “Imagine my surprise when I found you with a big mess in your panties later.” Once again, Carrie-Anne gives a look of acknowledgement. Only this time, it’s also a look of embarrassment as she hears her coach describe the big mess she did in her panties yesterday.
I am indeed surprised to see this cute and energetic senior cheerleader before me having messed in her panties. That’s something that Carrie-Anne hasn’t done since way back in her freshman year. When we last saw Carrie-Anne before the TVPC it was back in March of last year for having a bowel movement in the coaches’ office bathroom at a basketball game. That got her a pretty stiff punishment because it was as a cheerleader while representing the school. As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, toilet offenses by cheerleaders and others while representing the school at games or other events are considered more serious. Fortunately for Carrie-Anne, yesterday’s accident only occurred at a practice session and not at an actual game, so it’s only a regular accident and not an accident while representing the school. And since her accident is her first toilet violation of the school year, she’s not even going to be punished for it. Under TVPC rules, all she’ll get for this is a warning.
Still, I have to wonder how Carrie-Anne managed to have an accident at cheerleading practice yesterday. She tells us that while she was changing for cheerleading practice in the locker room, she realized that she had to go. “Obviously, I should have done it then,” she says, “But when I went over to the toilets, I only peed.” “I really don’t like going #2 in the girls’ locker room,” the senior cutie admits, “Especially when a lot of other girls are in there changing, there isn’t much privacy.” “I mean, Miss Musso was already on the toilet pooping and so was Meg,” Carrie-Anne tells us, “And Tatianna was in there peeing,” “I really didn’t want to go with everyone else in there,” she says. She goes on to explain that she usually goes at lunchtime in the 2nd Floor girls’ room when she has to “poop” in school. “It’s really the best bathroom in the school when it comes to privacy and stuff,” Carrie-Anne says, “Especially when I can wait and go when the bathroom clears out after the bell rings.” “But yesterday I didn’t have to go at all at lunchtime,” she continues, “I didn’t have to go poops yesterday until cheerleading practice.” “I guess I should have gone upstairs and gone before cheerleading practice started,” the senior cutie tells us, “But I really thought that I could hold it in until I got home.”
“What about when we had a break at practice? – I could tell that you were pretty desperate to go by then,” Coach Musso asks her, “Why didn’t you go to the girls’ room then?” “Obviously, I should have,” Carrie-Anne answers, her embarrassment evident, “But by then the upper floors were blocked off and I couldn’t get to the 2nd Floor girls’ room.” “I saw you head for the locker room at the break,” Coach Musso tells her, “I thought for sure you were heading in there to use the toilet.” “Well, that is what I was intending to do – I really was going to go in there,” Carrie-Anne explains, “I figured it wouldn’t be so bad without girls’ changing in the locker room.” “But when I got there, it was already a full house in the bathroom,” she continues, “Paisley was already in there pooping and Becca and Melanie were already in there peeing.” “I guess it’s kind of stupid, but I really don’t like pooping with other girls in the bathroom,” she says, “So I decided to keep trying to hold it in.” “What about the girls’ room in the hallway near the gym?” Miss Musso asks, “That bathroom was open, too.” “That one is even worse for privacy – It’s even busier than the girls’ locker room,” Carrie-Anne answers, “Why do think everyone goes in the girls’ locker room instead.”
“Well, you’re the one who has to deal with messes in your panties,” I tell Carrie-Anne, “I’d imagine that cheerleading practice would be quite uncomfortable with a load in your panties.” Carrie-Anne tells me that it certainly was. “I think you need to be a lot less selective about where you’ll have a bowel movement in school,” I tell the senior, “I think you’re awfully lucky that you haven’t had more accidents.” As for now, though, it’s only her first one of the school year and since she has no other toilet violations this year, all she gets is a warning. Hopefully, though, the shame and embarrassment of what she did will prevent her from doing it again.
For our next case, I call the name of Emma, a pretty blonde-haired sophomore. Last year, as a freshman, the poor girl had a very rough time of it toilet wise. Emma had at total of 6 panty-soiling accidents and some other offenses including “Lying to the TVPC.” That latter offense (the lying) being an occasion where Emma and a senior girl named Jessie (who was also Emma’s Nanny at home) hatched a plot whereby Jessie would take the blame for one of Emma’s panty-soiling accidents. Of course, the plot failed and only served to get Emma another punishment for lying in addition to her punishment for the panty-soiling. Of course, it got Jessie a punishment for lying as well. Indeed it was a miserable freshman year for the rich and spoiled Emma.
I’m pleased to note, though, that so far this year, Emma has yet to appear before us with a panty-soiling offense. In fact, the evidence clearly suggests that Emma did indeed have a bowel movement in the girls’ room today. Unfortunately, she finds herself before the TVPC charged with “Wasting Toilet Paper.” Faithful readers of the TVPC will surely note that “Wasting Toilet Paper” – That is, using it for a purpose other than wiping oneself – is a more serious violation than merely “Using Too Much Toilet Paper.” The latter offense is when a girl does use toilet paper for its intended purpose but uses more than is necessary to get the wiping done. In this case, though – As I read the Violation Report – I’m very skeptical as to the charge. I’m actually quite pleased that Emma decided to do her bowel movement in the girls’ room today and I really don’t want to discourage her from doing it again.
“Am I to understand that this case is about Emma lining the toilet seat with toilet paper before she sat down to go?” I ask Mrs. Johns, our ace Restroom Monitor, “Is that really why you have charged Emma with ‘Wasting Toilet Paper?’” I note that Emma is eagerly nodding her head “yes.” Officially, under the rules, lining the toilet seat with toilet paper is a toilet violation. Using toilet paper for anything other than wiping oneself is indeed against TVPC rules. But we do realize that a lot of girls don’t like sitting on our toilet seats unprotected and they like to put down toilet paper before they sit down to use the toilet. So this is one area where we allow the girls a little leeway. We’d rather they use the toilet – Even if it means putting toilet paper down on the seat – Than to not use the toilet and end up messing in their panties. After all, it takes far more toilet paper for a girl to wipe herself clean after having an accident than it would take to line the seat and go in the toilet. It’s still technically against the rules, but teachers kind of look the other way when the girls do it as long as they remove it afterwards and flush it down the toilet when they’re done.
Accordingly, I’m really surprised to see Mrs. Johns bring a charge of “Wasting Toilet Paper” in a case like this. “I was only trying to use the bathroom,” Emma says, partially in tears and partially frustrated. “I’m trying really hard not to mess in my panties – I know I can’t keep doing that,” the sophomore beauty explains, “So I go and do it all in the toilet like I’m supposed to and now I’m in trouble again.” “Public toilets are just so gross – Not only yours but all public toilets,” Emma explains further, “Do you know how many girls’ butts are on those toilet seats every day.” “I NEED to put toilet paper down on the seat to sit down – I just NEED to!” the prissy blonde sophomore continues, “I can lift up the toilet seat and squat when I just have to pee, but I really have to sit all the way down when I need to make.” “I don’t know what I’m going to do if I can’t put toilet paper down on the seat,” she says practically in tears.
Actually, I think Emma makes a pretty convincing case. It really isn’t that unreasonable to let her put some toilet paper down on the seat if that’s what it takes for her to use the toilet in school and not mess in her panties anymore. Like I said before, I’m really surprised to see Mrs. Johns bring a case like this. “I’d certainly rather Emma put down some toilet paper on the seat and do her business in the toilet than to just soil her panties,” I tell Mrs. Johns, “Doesn’t it take a whole lot more toilet paper for a girl to clean up after one of her accidents than it takes to line the toilet seat and go in the toilet?”
“I’m not so sure about that,” Mrs. Johns answers, “Seeing how much toilet paper Emma did put down on the toilet seat, I’m thinking it may take less to clean up after an accident.” “I’m as sympathetic as anyone else when girls want to put toilet paper down on the seat,” our ace restroom monitor explains, “When they put down a little strip on each side of the toilet seat, they get no problem for me.” “A little strip on each side of the toilet seat and maybe a little strip along the back,” she explains further, “If that’s what a girl needs to feel comfortable sitting down on the seat, that’s fine with most of us.” “But you wouldn’t believe how much toilet paper Emma put down,” Mrs. Johns reports, “It was like a mountain of toilet paper on each side of the toilet seat that Emma was sitting on.” “It’s one thing, Emma, to put down a little bit for protection if it makes you feel more comfortable,” she tells the sophomore beauty, “But putting down all the toilet paper that you did is just being wasteful.” “You want toilet paper to be there in the stalls when you need it to wipe yourself, don’t you?” she asks the girl. “Yes, Ma’am,” Emma answers. My mom and JESSIE are always telling me that I use a lot of toilet paper at home when I wipe myself,” Emma continues, “I really like to make myself clean back there.” “I think your mom and Jessie are right,” Mrs. Johns tells her, “You not only used all that toilet paper on the seat, but an awful lot in wiping yourself, too.” “I probably could have also charged you with ‘Using Too Much Toilet Paper’ for that,” she continues addressing Emma, “But its’ really hard to tell how much a girl really needs to use for that.” Mrs. Johns points out that Emma had to flush the toilet 4 times in that one visit. It was one time to flush down the bowel movement and the first bits of toilet paper, another time to flush down the rest of the toilet paper she used to wipe with, and one more each for the mounds of toilet paper on each side of the toilet seat.”
“Four toilet flushes for a regular bowel movement in the toilet is quite excessive,” I tell Emma. “But I wanted to make sure that I didn’t clog the toilet,” she tells me, “I know we can get punished for doing that, too.” “Well, I’m glad that you were careful not to clog the toilet, Emma,” I tell her, “But the point is that you shouldn’t have had to flush all that toilet paper to begin with.” “I’ve seen girls doing mess clean-up punishments in school where they only had to flush the toilet 3 times,” Mrs. Johns tells Emma, “And that’s, of course, all the toilet paper it takes to wipe all that smeared mess off of themselves.” Emma no doubt recalls the unpleasantries of having to clean up a panty-soiling mess in school from last year when she had to do it. And I have no doubt that it’s not wanting to experience that again, that’s driving Emma to avoid messing in her pants this year. And so far, she’s done well. Still, Emma is upset about how she’s going to manage having her bowel movements in school. “I just think that public toilet seats are gross and that toilet paper is just so thin,” she says, “I was just trying to protect myself by putting all that toilet paper down.”
“I’m sorry but it was just too much and it was indeed ‘Wasting Toilet Paper,’” I tell her and note for the record, “I’m afraid, Emma, that you are guilty as charged.” For punishment I sentence Emma to write “I will not waste toilet paper in the girls’ room again” 100 times and to spend 3 days in detention refilling the toilet paper holders. “Technically, that’s a bathroom cleaning punishment,” I inform Emma, “But I’ll make a note that you’re only to be assigned to refilling toilet paper holders in the stalls.” “That’s about the least onerous duty we have on bathroom cleaning punishment,” I point out. Obviously, though, it’s a punishment that perfectly fits Emma’s crime.
“Just put down one strip of paper on each side of the toilet and one strip across the back if you’d like,” Mrs. Johns suggests to Emma, “Nobody is going to bother you in there if you just do that.” “But that’s not enough,” Emma says, almost in a panic, “I just don’t know what I’m gong to do from now on.” “I don’t want to start messing in my panties again – I just don’t,” she pleads in tears.
Next up before the TVPC is another girl with a toilet-troubled freshman year. Avery, a cute but very skinny sophomore also suffered through a freshman year with 6 panty-soiling accidents. She was also caught once doing a bowel movement in faculty and staff bathroom. Avery is a smart girl – She writes the popular DOG WITH A BLOG column for the school newspaper – But apparently painfully shy when it comes to taking care of her business in the girls’ room. And unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to be doing any better this year. Mrs. Cobb, her History teacher, has accused Avery of soiling in her panties during History class 7th period this afternoon. It doesn’t look like a particularly bad accident in her pants – Believe me, I’ve seem much worse – But for a girl Avery’s size, its bad enough. It certainly looks like she did her entire bowel movement in her pants. Trying in vain to fight back tears, Avery pleads “Guilty” and apologizes for what she did.
“I’m sorry but I just couldn’t help it,” Avery tells us through her tears, “I really didn’t want to go in my panties but I just couldn’t help it.” Mrs. Cobb is left just shaking her head. “You’re a sophomore now, Avery,” she tells the sweet but toilet-troubled girl, “Don’t you think you need to stop messing in your panties.” “I’m trying Mrs. Cobb, I’m really trying,” Avery answers her. “You don’t know how much I hate going in my pants like this,” she tells her History teacher, “I’m trying really hard to stop.” “But Mrs. Cobb just shakes her head some more. “You’re not trying, Avery, you’re not trying at all,” she tells the sophomore, “I mean, I assume you’re trying really hard to hold it in – I doubt you’re actually going in your pants on purpose.” “But that’s not what we really need to do is it, Avery?” she asks her, “Trying to hold it in all the time is not the way to avoid accidents, is it?” “No Ma’am,” Avery mumbles through her tears. “You know what you need to do, Avery,” Mrs. Cobb tells her, “You know you need to start doing it in the toilet when you need to.” Avery just nods her head as the tears of shame fall. She’s smart enough to know that she needs to start doing her bowel movements in the girls’ room, but she’s too shy to actually go into a stall, pull down her pants and do what she needs to do – At least when it comes to #2.
Mrs. Cobb is right, Avery,” I tell the toilet troubled sophomore, “Your bowel movements belong in the toilet and not in your pants.” Through her tears, Avery points out that it’s only her first offense of the school year and that she shouldn’t be getting any punishment this time. “Maybe so,” I tell Avery, “But it’s only the first month of school and you’ve already done a mess in your panties.” “There’s no punishment this time, but you know that changes next time,” I point out, “And I’m sure you remember from last year how the punishments really go up with the more accidents you have.” “Do you like having to clean up one of your messes in school?” I ask her – Part of the punishment she got for her 6th offense. “I hated that,” she says, “That was SOOO disgusting!” “There should be a punishment THIS TIME,” Mrs. Cobb chimes in, “She knows when she needs to use the toilet, but she still just sits there in class trying to hold it in.” Maybe so, but under the rules of the TVPC, Avery is dismissed with only a warning. Unfortunately, I’ve got a feeling I’ll be seeing her again and by that I mean seeing her again with a mess in her panties.
Our next panty-soiling case is a pretty, introspective, brunette named Joan. Though Joan is a junior, it’s actually her first year with us having transferred from nearby Arcadia HS. For JOAN (OF ARCADIA, as she’s come to be nicknamed around here), this is her first ever TVPC appearance.
I don’t know how they did it at your old school, Joan,” Miss Robinson lectures her, “But around here, girls are expected to do their business in the toilet instead of their pants.” Miss Robinson teaches Chemistry and it was in that class that Joan apparently had her accident. “Of course,” Joan tells her, a tad annoyed at her Chemistry teacher’s tone, “I know I’m supposed to do this in the toilet.” “I just had an accident,” Joan continues, “They do happen sometimes, you know.” “Yes they do,” Miss Robinson fires back, “But I’ve found that accidents mostly happen when girls don’t go to the bathroom when they need to.” Upon questioning from me, Joan admits that she had been holding it in for a while. “I really was going to go to the girls’ room next period,” Joan tells us, “I have a study hall 5th period and I really was going to get a pass and go then.” “But unfortunately, I just couldn’t hold it in that long,” she explains, “Unfortunately, I had an accident in Miss Robinson’s class 4th period.” “I guess I shouldn’t have waited so long – I guess I should have gotten a pass from Miss Robinson,” the pretty, brunette acknowledges, “But I really thought I could hold it in long enough and wait.”
“Well, I guess you’ve learned your lesson and it looks like you’ve learned it the hard way,” I tell Joan, “Never put off going to the bathroom if you can avoid it.” “Now you’ve got a load in your panties and a trip before the TVPC,” I point out, “And it all could have been avoided had you gone to the girls’ room when you needed to.” “Yes sir,” Joan acknowledges, nodding her head. “Its been really gross walking around all afternoon with the mess in my panties,” she says, “I just can’t wait to get home, take a shower, and get myself all cleaned up.” “And it really is embarrassing to have to stand up like this and admit to doing it,” Joan adds. “Well, at least its’ only your first time and you have no other toilet violations,” I happily inform this pleasant and contrite young lady, “At least, your only getting a warning and no actual punishment this time.”
“The only thing is that we do send a copy of your Violation Report home to your parents,” I continue, “And you have to get it signed and bring it back to us.” I can tell that Joan doesn’t like the prospect of that – I suspect she had plans to get it all cleaned up before her parents could find out – But she’s definitely happy not to be getting punished otherwise. “But the next time you need to go at school, I suggest that you handle it a lot better than you did this time,” I tell her gently, “You’d be well advised to make sure your bowel movements go in the toilet where they belong.” “It’s more than just a warning next time, Joan,” I point out, “Next time it’s a punishment and the punishment keeps getting worse the more times you did it in your pants.” The junior beauty nods her head indicating that she understands.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of September 17, 2013.
The first matter before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon concerns Carrie-Anne, a cute cheerleader with glasses. She is charged with soiling in her panties at cheerleading practice yesterday. This apparently occurred late in yesterday’s practice – Too late to be added to yesterday’s TVPC agenda. The usually outgoing but toilet shy senior has pleaded “Guilty” to the offense.
“Come on, Carrie-Anne, you know better than that,” I tell her, “You’re a senior now for Pete’s sake.” “I’m surprised at you having an accident in your panties like that,” I tell the cute and energetic cheerleader, “And more than a little ashamed.” “Believe me, you can’t be more ashamed of me than I am of myself,” Carrie-Anne tells me, “I can’t believe that I messed in my panties.” “Well, we do know what causes that, you know,” chimes in Miss Musso, the Cheerleading coach, quite a sight in her usual tight red spandex, “When a girl doesn’t go to the girls’ room when she needs to, it often results in an accident.” Carrie-Anne nods her head in acknowledgement of that. “I could tell by the way you were holding your butt cheeks together at practice that you had to go,” Coach Musso tells the girl, “Quite Frankly, you were walking like you had a stick up your behind.” “When you went to the locker room during the break in practice, I just assumed you were going in there to take care of it,” the sexy Cheerleading Coach tells Carrie-Anne, “Imagine my surprise when I found you with a big mess in your panties later.” Once again, Carrie-Anne gives a look of acknowledgement. Only this time, it’s also a look of embarrassment as she hears her coach describe the big mess she did in her panties yesterday.
I am indeed surprised to see this cute and energetic senior cheerleader before me having messed in her panties. That’s something that Carrie-Anne hasn’t done since way back in her freshman year. When we last saw Carrie-Anne before the TVPC it was back in March of last year for having a bowel movement in the coaches’ office bathroom at a basketball game. That got her a pretty stiff punishment because it was as a cheerleader while representing the school. As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, toilet offenses by cheerleaders and others while representing the school at games or other events are considered more serious. Fortunately for Carrie-Anne, yesterday’s accident only occurred at a practice session and not at an actual game, so it’s only a regular accident and not an accident while representing the school. And since her accident is her first toilet violation of the school year, she’s not even going to be punished for it. Under TVPC rules, all she’ll get for this is a warning.
Still, I have to wonder how Carrie-Anne managed to have an accident at cheerleading practice yesterday. She tells us that while she was changing for cheerleading practice in the locker room, she realized that she had to go. “Obviously, I should have done it then,” she says, “But when I went over to the toilets, I only peed.” “I really don’t like going #2 in the girls’ locker room,” the senior cutie admits, “Especially when a lot of other girls are in there changing, there isn’t much privacy.” “I mean, Miss Musso was already on the toilet pooping and so was Meg,” Carrie-Anne tells us, “And Tatianna was in there peeing,” “I really didn’t want to go with everyone else in there,” she says. She goes on to explain that she usually goes at lunchtime in the 2nd Floor girls’ room when she has to “poop” in school. “It’s really the best bathroom in the school when it comes to privacy and stuff,” Carrie-Anne says, “Especially when I can wait and go when the bathroom clears out after the bell rings.” “But yesterday I didn’t have to go at all at lunchtime,” she continues, “I didn’t have to go poops yesterday until cheerleading practice.” “I guess I should have gone upstairs and gone before cheerleading practice started,” the senior cutie tells us, “But I really thought that I could hold it in until I got home.”
“What about when we had a break at practice? – I could tell that you were pretty desperate to go by then,” Coach Musso asks her, “Why didn’t you go to the girls’ room then?” “Obviously, I should have,” Carrie-Anne answers, her embarrassment evident, “But by then the upper floors were blocked off and I couldn’t get to the 2nd Floor girls’ room.” “I saw you head for the locker room at the break,” Coach Musso tells her, “I thought for sure you were heading in there to use the toilet.” “Well, that is what I was intending to do – I really was going to go in there,” Carrie-Anne explains, “I figured it wouldn’t be so bad without girls’ changing in the locker room.” “But when I got there, it was already a full house in the bathroom,” she continues, “Paisley was already in there pooping and Becca and Melanie were already in there peeing.” “I guess it’s kind of stupid, but I really don’t like pooping with other girls in the bathroom,” she says, “So I decided to keep trying to hold it in.” “What about the girls’ room in the hallway near the gym?” Miss Musso asks, “That bathroom was open, too.” “That one is even worse for privacy – It’s even busier than the girls’ locker room,” Carrie-Anne answers, “Why do think everyone goes in the girls’ locker room instead.”
“Well, you’re the one who has to deal with messes in your panties,” I tell Carrie-Anne, “I’d imagine that cheerleading practice would be quite uncomfortable with a load in your panties.” Carrie-Anne tells me that it certainly was. “I think you need to be a lot less selective about where you’ll have a bowel movement in school,” I tell the senior, “I think you’re awfully lucky that you haven’t had more accidents.” As for now, though, it’s only her first one of the school year and since she has no other toilet violations this year, all she gets is a warning. Hopefully, though, the shame and embarrassment of what she did will prevent her from doing it again.
For our next case, I call the name of Emma, a pretty blonde-haired sophomore. Last year, as a freshman, the poor girl had a very rough time of it toilet wise. Emma had at total of 6 panty-soiling accidents and some other offenses including “Lying to the TVPC.” That latter offense (the lying) being an occasion where Emma and a senior girl named Jessie (who was also Emma’s Nanny at home) hatched a plot whereby Jessie would take the blame for one of Emma’s panty-soiling accidents. Of course, the plot failed and only served to get Emma another punishment for lying in addition to her punishment for the panty-soiling. Of course, it got Jessie a punishment for lying as well. Indeed it was a miserable freshman year for the rich and spoiled Emma.
I’m pleased to note, though, that so far this year, Emma has yet to appear before us with a panty-soiling offense. In fact, the evidence clearly suggests that Emma did indeed have a bowel movement in the girls’ room today. Unfortunately, she finds herself before the TVPC charged with “Wasting Toilet Paper.” Faithful readers of the TVPC will surely note that “Wasting Toilet Paper” – That is, using it for a purpose other than wiping oneself – is a more serious violation than merely “Using Too Much Toilet Paper.” The latter offense is when a girl does use toilet paper for its intended purpose but uses more than is necessary to get the wiping done. In this case, though – As I read the Violation Report – I’m very skeptical as to the charge. I’m actually quite pleased that Emma decided to do her bowel movement in the girls’ room today and I really don’t want to discourage her from doing it again.
“Am I to understand that this case is about Emma lining the toilet seat with toilet paper before she sat down to go?” I ask Mrs. Johns, our ace Restroom Monitor, “Is that really why you have charged Emma with ‘Wasting Toilet Paper?’” I note that Emma is eagerly nodding her head “yes.” Officially, under the rules, lining the toilet seat with toilet paper is a toilet violation. Using toilet paper for anything other than wiping oneself is indeed against TVPC rules. But we do realize that a lot of girls don’t like sitting on our toilet seats unprotected and they like to put down toilet paper before they sit down to use the toilet. So this is one area where we allow the girls a little leeway. We’d rather they use the toilet – Even if it means putting toilet paper down on the seat – Than to not use the toilet and end up messing in their panties. After all, it takes far more toilet paper for a girl to wipe herself clean after having an accident than it would take to line the seat and go in the toilet. It’s still technically against the rules, but teachers kind of look the other way when the girls do it as long as they remove it afterwards and flush it down the toilet when they’re done.
Accordingly, I’m really surprised to see Mrs. Johns bring a charge of “Wasting Toilet Paper” in a case like this. “I was only trying to use the bathroom,” Emma says, partially in tears and partially frustrated. “I’m trying really hard not to mess in my panties – I know I can’t keep doing that,” the sophomore beauty explains, “So I go and do it all in the toilet like I’m supposed to and now I’m in trouble again.” “Public toilets are just so gross – Not only yours but all public toilets,” Emma explains further, “Do you know how many girls’ butts are on those toilet seats every day.” “I NEED to put toilet paper down on the seat to sit down – I just NEED to!” the prissy blonde sophomore continues, “I can lift up the toilet seat and squat when I just have to pee, but I really have to sit all the way down when I need to make.” “I don’t know what I’m going to do if I can’t put toilet paper down on the seat,” she says practically in tears.
Actually, I think Emma makes a pretty convincing case. It really isn’t that unreasonable to let her put some toilet paper down on the seat if that’s what it takes for her to use the toilet in school and not mess in her panties anymore. Like I said before, I’m really surprised to see Mrs. Johns bring a case like this. “I’d certainly rather Emma put down some toilet paper on the seat and do her business in the toilet than to just soil her panties,” I tell Mrs. Johns, “Doesn’t it take a whole lot more toilet paper for a girl to clean up after one of her accidents than it takes to line the toilet seat and go in the toilet?”
“I’m not so sure about that,” Mrs. Johns answers, “Seeing how much toilet paper Emma did put down on the toilet seat, I’m thinking it may take less to clean up after an accident.” “I’m as sympathetic as anyone else when girls want to put toilet paper down on the seat,” our ace restroom monitor explains, “When they put down a little strip on each side of the toilet seat, they get no problem for me.” “A little strip on each side of the toilet seat and maybe a little strip along the back,” she explains further, “If that’s what a girl needs to feel comfortable sitting down on the seat, that’s fine with most of us.” “But you wouldn’t believe how much toilet paper Emma put down,” Mrs. Johns reports, “It was like a mountain of toilet paper on each side of the toilet seat that Emma was sitting on.” “It’s one thing, Emma, to put down a little bit for protection if it makes you feel more comfortable,” she tells the sophomore beauty, “But putting down all the toilet paper that you did is just being wasteful.” “You want toilet paper to be there in the stalls when you need it to wipe yourself, don’t you?” she asks the girl. “Yes, Ma’am,” Emma answers. My mom and JESSIE are always telling me that I use a lot of toilet paper at home when I wipe myself,” Emma continues, “I really like to make myself clean back there.” “I think your mom and Jessie are right,” Mrs. Johns tells her, “You not only used all that toilet paper on the seat, but an awful lot in wiping yourself, too.” “I probably could have also charged you with ‘Using Too Much Toilet Paper’ for that,” she continues addressing Emma, “But its’ really hard to tell how much a girl really needs to use for that.” Mrs. Johns points out that Emma had to flush the toilet 4 times in that one visit. It was one time to flush down the bowel movement and the first bits of toilet paper, another time to flush down the rest of the toilet paper she used to wipe with, and one more each for the mounds of toilet paper on each side of the toilet seat.”
“Four toilet flushes for a regular bowel movement in the toilet is quite excessive,” I tell Emma. “But I wanted to make sure that I didn’t clog the toilet,” she tells me, “I know we can get punished for doing that, too.” “Well, I’m glad that you were careful not to clog the toilet, Emma,” I tell her, “But the point is that you shouldn’t have had to flush all that toilet paper to begin with.” “I’ve seen girls doing mess clean-up punishments in school where they only had to flush the toilet 3 times,” Mrs. Johns tells Emma, “And that’s, of course, all the toilet paper it takes to wipe all that smeared mess off of themselves.” Emma no doubt recalls the unpleasantries of having to clean up a panty-soiling mess in school from last year when she had to do it. And I have no doubt that it’s not wanting to experience that again, that’s driving Emma to avoid messing in her pants this year. And so far, she’s done well. Still, Emma is upset about how she’s going to manage having her bowel movements in school. “I just think that public toilet seats are gross and that toilet paper is just so thin,” she says, “I was just trying to protect myself by putting all that toilet paper down.”
“I’m sorry but it was just too much and it was indeed ‘Wasting Toilet Paper,’” I tell her and note for the record, “I’m afraid, Emma, that you are guilty as charged.” For punishment I sentence Emma to write “I will not waste toilet paper in the girls’ room again” 100 times and to spend 3 days in detention refilling the toilet paper holders. “Technically, that’s a bathroom cleaning punishment,” I inform Emma, “But I’ll make a note that you’re only to be assigned to refilling toilet paper holders in the stalls.” “That’s about the least onerous duty we have on bathroom cleaning punishment,” I point out. Obviously, though, it’s a punishment that perfectly fits Emma’s crime.
“Just put down one strip of paper on each side of the toilet and one strip across the back if you’d like,” Mrs. Johns suggests to Emma, “Nobody is going to bother you in there if you just do that.” “But that’s not enough,” Emma says, almost in a panic, “I just don’t know what I’m gong to do from now on.” “I don’t want to start messing in my panties again – I just don’t,” she pleads in tears.
Next up before the TVPC is another girl with a toilet-troubled freshman year. Avery, a cute but very skinny sophomore also suffered through a freshman year with 6 panty-soiling accidents. She was also caught once doing a bowel movement in faculty and staff bathroom. Avery is a smart girl – She writes the popular DOG WITH A BLOG column for the school newspaper – But apparently painfully shy when it comes to taking care of her business in the girls’ room. And unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to be doing any better this year. Mrs. Cobb, her History teacher, has accused Avery of soiling in her panties during History class 7th period this afternoon. It doesn’t look like a particularly bad accident in her pants – Believe me, I’ve seem much worse – But for a girl Avery’s size, its bad enough. It certainly looks like she did her entire bowel movement in her pants. Trying in vain to fight back tears, Avery pleads “Guilty” and apologizes for what she did.
“I’m sorry but I just couldn’t help it,” Avery tells us through her tears, “I really didn’t want to go in my panties but I just couldn’t help it.” Mrs. Cobb is left just shaking her head. “You’re a sophomore now, Avery,” she tells the sweet but toilet-troubled girl, “Don’t you think you need to stop messing in your panties.” “I’m trying Mrs. Cobb, I’m really trying,” Avery answers her. “You don’t know how much I hate going in my pants like this,” she tells her History teacher, “I’m trying really hard to stop.” “But Mrs. Cobb just shakes her head some more. “You’re not trying, Avery, you’re not trying at all,” she tells the sophomore, “I mean, I assume you’re trying really hard to hold it in – I doubt you’re actually going in your pants on purpose.” “But that’s not what we really need to do is it, Avery?” she asks her, “Trying to hold it in all the time is not the way to avoid accidents, is it?” “No Ma’am,” Avery mumbles through her tears. “You know what you need to do, Avery,” Mrs. Cobb tells her, “You know you need to start doing it in the toilet when you need to.” Avery just nods her head as the tears of shame fall. She’s smart enough to know that she needs to start doing her bowel movements in the girls’ room, but she’s too shy to actually go into a stall, pull down her pants and do what she needs to do – At least when it comes to #2.
Mrs. Cobb is right, Avery,” I tell the toilet troubled sophomore, “Your bowel movements belong in the toilet and not in your pants.” Through her tears, Avery points out that it’s only her first offense of the school year and that she shouldn’t be getting any punishment this time. “Maybe so,” I tell Avery, “But it’s only the first month of school and you’ve already done a mess in your panties.” “There’s no punishment this time, but you know that changes next time,” I point out, “And I’m sure you remember from last year how the punishments really go up with the more accidents you have.” “Do you like having to clean up one of your messes in school?” I ask her – Part of the punishment she got for her 6th offense. “I hated that,” she says, “That was SOOO disgusting!” “There should be a punishment THIS TIME,” Mrs. Cobb chimes in, “She knows when she needs to use the toilet, but she still just sits there in class trying to hold it in.” Maybe so, but under the rules of the TVPC, Avery is dismissed with only a warning. Unfortunately, I’ve got a feeling I’ll be seeing her again and by that I mean seeing her again with a mess in her panties.
Our next panty-soiling case is a pretty, introspective, brunette named Joan. Though Joan is a junior, it’s actually her first year with us having transferred from nearby Arcadia HS. For JOAN (OF ARCADIA, as she’s come to be nicknamed around here), this is her first ever TVPC appearance.
I don’t know how they did it at your old school, Joan,” Miss Robinson lectures her, “But around here, girls are expected to do their business in the toilet instead of their pants.” Miss Robinson teaches Chemistry and it was in that class that Joan apparently had her accident. “Of course,” Joan tells her, a tad annoyed at her Chemistry teacher’s tone, “I know I’m supposed to do this in the toilet.” “I just had an accident,” Joan continues, “They do happen sometimes, you know.” “Yes they do,” Miss Robinson fires back, “But I’ve found that accidents mostly happen when girls don’t go to the bathroom when they need to.” Upon questioning from me, Joan admits that she had been holding it in for a while. “I really was going to go to the girls’ room next period,” Joan tells us, “I have a study hall 5th period and I really was going to get a pass and go then.” “But unfortunately, I just couldn’t hold it in that long,” she explains, “Unfortunately, I had an accident in Miss Robinson’s class 4th period.” “I guess I shouldn’t have waited so long – I guess I should have gotten a pass from Miss Robinson,” the pretty, brunette acknowledges, “But I really thought I could hold it in long enough and wait.”
“Well, I guess you’ve learned your lesson and it looks like you’ve learned it the hard way,” I tell Joan, “Never put off going to the bathroom if you can avoid it.” “Now you’ve got a load in your panties and a trip before the TVPC,” I point out, “And it all could have been avoided had you gone to the girls’ room when you needed to.” “Yes sir,” Joan acknowledges, nodding her head. “Its been really gross walking around all afternoon with the mess in my panties,” she says, “I just can’t wait to get home, take a shower, and get myself all cleaned up.” “And it really is embarrassing to have to stand up like this and admit to doing it,” Joan adds. “Well, at least its’ only your first time and you have no other toilet violations,” I happily inform this pleasant and contrite young lady, “At least, your only getting a warning and no actual punishment this time.”
“The only thing is that we do send a copy of your Violation Report home to your parents,” I continue, “And you have to get it signed and bring it back to us.” I can tell that Joan doesn’t like the prospect of that – I suspect she had plans to get it all cleaned up before her parents could find out – But she’s definitely happy not to be getting punished otherwise. “But the next time you need to go at school, I suggest that you handle it a lot better than you did this time,” I tell her gently, “You’d be well advised to make sure your bowel movements go in the toilet where they belong.” “It’s more than just a warning next time, Joan,” I point out, “Next time it’s a punishment and the punishment keeps getting worse the more times you did it in your pants.” The junior beauty nods her head indicating that she understands.
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