Part one is more of an EFRO story than a panty pooping one. If you guys like it, I'll post up part two when it's done.
We’ve probably all heard it at one time, probably on the playgrounds of our youth. The Diarrhea Song AKA The Diarrhea Chant AKA Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha has entertained generations of kids.
But whit if it were just more than a stupid song about doodie to entertain the immature? What if there was some undiscovered magic in those simple words? And what if you could use it to make someone very, very uncomfortable?
The Diarrhea Cha-Cha Part One
The horn blared in the hot, sticky afternoon, startling the girls from their game of Double Dutch. Cindy, Ashley, Monica and Chloe looked up and saw the car, a new Mercedes convertible, shiny and black in the afternoon sun. Its occupant, an attractive young blond woman, blared the horn again. “C’mon! Move it you brats! I’m late as it is!”
“What a fucking bitch,” Ashley whispered as the girls took their jump-ropes and back away so the Mercedes could zoom past them and swerve sharply into a space a little ways up the street. The driver, stylishly attired in a tight black sweater and leather skirt to accentuate her legs, tits and ass, exited quickly and shut the door, shooting the girls a nasty look as she activated the alarm. She took a moment to straighten her clothes and fix her hair a bit. If she noticed the girls approaching her, she didn’t acknowledge it.
“Hey lady,” Cindy demanded, “How come you had to honk at us like that?”
Christina sneered at them. She was already running late for her date, and she’d had to park three blocks away from Steve’s apartment. She was going to have to motor if they were going to make their reservations. She was certainly in no mood for kid crap. “Take a hike, you little wieners. I’ve got someplace to be.”
To her annoyance, the girls only snorted derisively at her order. “Oh! Little Miss Big Shot’s in a hurry, guys!” Chloe jeered.
“What’s the hurry, hot pants?” Monica laughed.
“Late for a hot date I bet,” Cindy said, drawing giggles from the others.
“Why don’t you go do your homework?!” Christina demanded furiously.
“You old bitch!” Monica said defiantly. “I think we need to teach you a lesson, right girls?”
“Hey! I’m only 27!” Christina said angrily.
“I think granny’s a little ‘hot to trot,’ don’t you guys?”said Ashley.
“I think she needs a mud-pie special,” Cindy agreed.
“Right in her pants,” Chloe said, giggling with malevolent glee.
“What are you little dorks talking about?”
“You’ll see,” Cindy said, and she began to sing:
When there's a rumblin' in your gut
and you're trynna clench you butt
The girls sang together:
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Christina raised an eyebrow. “Charming. This is how you’re going to ‘teach me a lesson,’ stupid schoolyard chants about poop? I’m shaking!”
But Ashley stepped forward and continued:
When your stomach kinda hurts
and you start to get the squirts
The other girls joined in:
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“Oh, this is absurd!” Christina fumed, starting down the street toward Steve’s place. She assumed the girls would get sick of their game and go back to their jump-rope. But the quartet followed her, Monica stepping forward to continue the song, accompanied by the other girls on the last two lines:
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“I don’t even own a Chevy, you little nitwits!” Christina shouted at them. It was the strangest thing-- all of a sudden she wasn’t feeling very well…
Behind her, the girls watched Christina’s mounting discomfort with gleeful smirks. Chloe stepped forward and sang, backed by her friends:
When you’re sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“OK, that’s enough,” Christina said uncertainly. She was definitely feeling queasy now, and there was an ominous gurgling deep inside her… all in all, she didn’t like where this was headed.
But the girls weren’t listening. Cindy stepped forward and started the cycle over again:
When your stomach is in pain,
and you're making chocolate rain
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“Stop it!” Christina demanded. There was no denying it now. Whether or not the song had anything to do with it was irrelevant; she had to take a dump—urgently!
The girls sang, led by Ashley:
When you’re goin' to see your man
and you're lookin’ for the can
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“Oh God!” Impossible as it seemed, it was true-- somehow, someway, Christina’s urge to move her bowels was definitely getting more urgent with every line of that stupid song! “Stop it!” she demanded hotly, reaching around to press her hand up against her butt crack. She was scanning the horizon for a possible bathroom. Of course, a girl like Christina never EVER took a dump in public, but she was beginning to sweat now, her ass cheeks trembling behind her.
Bingo! There, in the distance; that dirty corner store she’d always passed by with her nose in the air. She plowed through the door. Behind her, Monica took up the chant:
Now you're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Part One Continued
Christina slammed the door behind her, drowning out the song. She baby-stepped stiffly toward the counter, her ass-cheeks clenched as tightly as they’d go. The girl behind the counter smirked; it was obvious there was a problem, and Kelly was pretty sure she knew what kind. Seeing this uptight bitch in dire-straights was pretty funny, and she had to fight to suppress a smirk as she approached. Sweating and bug-eyed, Christina crossed her ankles and tried to keep cool.
“Do you have a restroom?” She asked quietly, hoping the two or three other customers wouldn’t hear.
“The bathroom is for paying customers only ma’am,” Kelly said, a little too loudly.
Fuming, Christina grabbed a pack of Double-Mint and tossed it on the counter. Inside, her intestines boiled painfully… she wasn’t sure how much longer she could contain the sloppy, messy, burning…
She rifled her purse, pulling out a hundred and slapping it on the counter. Kelly scoffed. “I don’t have change for that.”
Christina grabbed a soda from the stand and slammed it on the counter. Her asshole was steaming… if she’d ever had to go this badly before in her life, she couldn’t remember it.
“Not enough,” said Kelly, trying to stifle a smile.
“GGrrr!” Christina growled angrily—she had a feeling this little bitch was fucking with her, but she didn’t have any time to argue… Christina figured she could only control herself for about 90 seconds more, tops; after that, they’d need a serious clean-up in isle one. She took the latest Cosmo off the rack and slammed it on the counter.
“Gonna need some reading material, huh?” Kelly smirked. Christina exhaled through flared nostrils.
“Just ring it up!” she thundered.
“That still ain’t enough,” Kelly said simply.
Christina’s rage boiled over. “You little--!” She began, ready to go off on the little peasant.
POOT! A short, loud toot issued forth uncontrollably like a single sickly note from an out of tune trumpet. Christina ceased her tirade, her anger instantly forgotten. Her eyes bulge and her lips formed a tight ‘O’: she hadn’t had an accident yet, but there was moisture between her cheeks. She knew she had mere seconds to make it to the toilet before she filled her panties.
“Look, just take the money!” she pleaded desperately, shoving the bill at Kelly.
“You want me to take this money to let you use our bathroom?” Kelly asked, playing dumb.
“Yes, yes, oh please, God, yes!!”
“Well… okay…” Kelly took the money and pointed to a hallway behind her. “It’s right there on the right—you can’t miss it.”
“Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!” Christina said, elbowing her way past Kelly and scurrying as fast as she could past the cashier and into the hallway. In spite of her aching bowels, Christina managed a smile… relief was at hand.
Her smile disappeared. “What the fuck is this?!”
The bathroom was exactly where Kelly had said it was. Spacious and clean, with a nice sturdy toilet next to a single sink, its facilities were more than adequate except for one small detail.
“Where’s the fucking door?!” Christina demanded loudly, as though she had just made a horrible mistake and it was just invisible or something.
“It fell off,” Kelly said. “Is that a problem?”
For a moment, Christina thought about ignoring her intestinal distress, stomping back into the store and booting Kelly straight in the ass. But the moment was fleeting, and when Christina felt her asshole beginning to dilate uncontrollably, she knew what she had to do.
“Bitch!” She spat spitefully, baby stepping into the bathroom, unzipping her skirt along the way. Lifting the lid, she pushed down her skirt and panties in one motion, turned, and sat her dainty rump heavily onto the seat.
A sound emerged unlike anything she had ever heard—a fart that sounded like a dump-truck struggling to start in an airplane hanger, combine with the sound of an avalanche of semi-solid poop literally shooting out of her ass, multiplied by the sound of a dumpster full of bowling balls being emptied into a pool from off the high-dive, in such rapid succession they seemed to have occurred simultaneously. Was that me? Christina stupidly thought, stunned into disbelief that she was even capable of anything so unladylike.
She didn’t have time to ponder it for long, however—her stomach was immediately wracked with cramps again, and before she even had time to react she was involuntarily farting out another mushy mudslide into the rapidly filling toilet. The gassy, mushy torrent brought little relief; her stomach was still cramping sharply, and worst of all, her asshole was beginning to burn. Not only am I having diarrhea in public, she thought bitterly, I’m not even getting any relief from it!
“Oh God!” She cried, anguished, stomach cramping painfully as she exploded once more, a cacophony of solid and liquid poop plopping noisily into the water, accompanied by a ghastly symphony of flatulence. Her anus dilated totally against her will, expelling rip-roaring farts and mushy torrents of diarrhea uncontrollably, with such force that there were moments she thought she would literally be blown from the seat and propelled into the air like she’d been shot out of a cannon.
Another fart-powered, 12-gage shotgun blast of diarrhea came bursting from her ass, spattering the bowl below her.
“Jesus!” she cried, brushing her sweat-matted hair from her eyes. She felt her guts rumbling, her bowels clenching, and her colon filling again. She tried frantically to clench her asshole, even as she knew it would be useless.”GodJesusAllahBuddha!” She cried, frantically appealing to the heavens. Her prayers were answered with a resounding fart and a gush of hot poop burning her ass and sliding noisily into the water below.
“Help me!” she cried in desperation, her bowels voiding again, explosively involuntary, farting another installment into the water below like a howitzer. She stamped out a desperate rhythm on the floor, like she was running in place, desperately trying to run from her own ass. But escape was quite impossible, and Christina was forced to endure a full-fledged, F5, category 6, twelve course bowel movement with all the trimmings.
(To be continued?)
We’ve probably all heard it at one time, probably on the playgrounds of our youth. The Diarrhea Song AKA The Diarrhea Chant AKA Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha has entertained generations of kids.
But whit if it were just more than a stupid song about doodie to entertain the immature? What if there was some undiscovered magic in those simple words? And what if you could use it to make someone very, very uncomfortable?
The Diarrhea Cha-Cha Part One
The horn blared in the hot, sticky afternoon, startling the girls from their game of Double Dutch. Cindy, Ashley, Monica and Chloe looked up and saw the car, a new Mercedes convertible, shiny and black in the afternoon sun. Its occupant, an attractive young blond woman, blared the horn again. “C’mon! Move it you brats! I’m late as it is!”
“What a fucking bitch,” Ashley whispered as the girls took their jump-ropes and back away so the Mercedes could zoom past them and swerve sharply into a space a little ways up the street. The driver, stylishly attired in a tight black sweater and leather skirt to accentuate her legs, tits and ass, exited quickly and shut the door, shooting the girls a nasty look as she activated the alarm. She took a moment to straighten her clothes and fix her hair a bit. If she noticed the girls approaching her, she didn’t acknowledge it.
“Hey lady,” Cindy demanded, “How come you had to honk at us like that?”
Christina sneered at them. She was already running late for her date, and she’d had to park three blocks away from Steve’s apartment. She was going to have to motor if they were going to make their reservations. She was certainly in no mood for kid crap. “Take a hike, you little wieners. I’ve got someplace to be.”
To her annoyance, the girls only snorted derisively at her order. “Oh! Little Miss Big Shot’s in a hurry, guys!” Chloe jeered.
“What’s the hurry, hot pants?” Monica laughed.
“Late for a hot date I bet,” Cindy said, drawing giggles from the others.
“Why don’t you go do your homework?!” Christina demanded furiously.
“You old bitch!” Monica said defiantly. “I think we need to teach you a lesson, right girls?”
“Hey! I’m only 27!” Christina said angrily.
“I think granny’s a little ‘hot to trot,’ don’t you guys?”said Ashley.
“I think she needs a mud-pie special,” Cindy agreed.
“Right in her pants,” Chloe said, giggling with malevolent glee.
“What are you little dorks talking about?”
“You’ll see,” Cindy said, and she began to sing:
When there's a rumblin' in your gut
and you're trynna clench you butt
The girls sang together:
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Christina raised an eyebrow. “Charming. This is how you’re going to ‘teach me a lesson,’ stupid schoolyard chants about poop? I’m shaking!”
But Ashley stepped forward and continued:
When your stomach kinda hurts
and you start to get the squirts
The other girls joined in:
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“Oh, this is absurd!” Christina fumed, starting down the street toward Steve’s place. She assumed the girls would get sick of their game and go back to their jump-rope. But the quartet followed her, Monica stepping forward to continue the song, accompanied by the other girls on the last two lines:
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“I don’t even own a Chevy, you little nitwits!” Christina shouted at them. It was the strangest thing-- all of a sudden she wasn’t feeling very well…
Behind her, the girls watched Christina’s mounting discomfort with gleeful smirks. Chloe stepped forward and sang, backed by her friends:
When you’re sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“OK, that’s enough,” Christina said uncertainly. She was definitely feeling queasy now, and there was an ominous gurgling deep inside her… all in all, she didn’t like where this was headed.
But the girls weren’t listening. Cindy stepped forward and started the cycle over again:
When your stomach is in pain,
and you're making chocolate rain
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“Stop it!” Christina demanded. There was no denying it now. Whether or not the song had anything to do with it was irrelevant; she had to take a dump—urgently!
The girls sang, led by Ashley:
When you’re goin' to see your man
and you're lookin’ for the can
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
“Oh God!” Impossible as it seemed, it was true-- somehow, someway, Christina’s urge to move her bowels was definitely getting more urgent with every line of that stupid song! “Stop it!” she demanded hotly, reaching around to press her hand up against her butt crack. She was scanning the horizon for a possible bathroom. Of course, a girl like Christina never EVER took a dump in public, but she was beginning to sweat now, her ass cheeks trembling behind her.
Bingo! There, in the distance; that dirty corner store she’d always passed by with her nose in the air. She plowed through the door. Behind her, Monica took up the chant:
Now you're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha!
Part One Continued
Christina slammed the door behind her, drowning out the song. She baby-stepped stiffly toward the counter, her ass-cheeks clenched as tightly as they’d go. The girl behind the counter smirked; it was obvious there was a problem, and Kelly was pretty sure she knew what kind. Seeing this uptight bitch in dire-straights was pretty funny, and she had to fight to suppress a smirk as she approached. Sweating and bug-eyed, Christina crossed her ankles and tried to keep cool.
“Do you have a restroom?” She asked quietly, hoping the two or three other customers wouldn’t hear.
“The bathroom is for paying customers only ma’am,” Kelly said, a little too loudly.
Fuming, Christina grabbed a pack of Double-Mint and tossed it on the counter. Inside, her intestines boiled painfully… she wasn’t sure how much longer she could contain the sloppy, messy, burning…
She rifled her purse, pulling out a hundred and slapping it on the counter. Kelly scoffed. “I don’t have change for that.”
Christina grabbed a soda from the stand and slammed it on the counter. Her asshole was steaming… if she’d ever had to go this badly before in her life, she couldn’t remember it.
“Not enough,” said Kelly, trying to stifle a smile.
“GGrrr!” Christina growled angrily—she had a feeling this little bitch was fucking with her, but she didn’t have any time to argue… Christina figured she could only control herself for about 90 seconds more, tops; after that, they’d need a serious clean-up in isle one. She took the latest Cosmo off the rack and slammed it on the counter.
“Gonna need some reading material, huh?” Kelly smirked. Christina exhaled through flared nostrils.
“Just ring it up!” she thundered.
“That still ain’t enough,” Kelly said simply.
Christina’s rage boiled over. “You little--!” She began, ready to go off on the little peasant.
POOT! A short, loud toot issued forth uncontrollably like a single sickly note from an out of tune trumpet. Christina ceased her tirade, her anger instantly forgotten. Her eyes bulge and her lips formed a tight ‘O’: she hadn’t had an accident yet, but there was moisture between her cheeks. She knew she had mere seconds to make it to the toilet before she filled her panties.
“Look, just take the money!” she pleaded desperately, shoving the bill at Kelly.
“You want me to take this money to let you use our bathroom?” Kelly asked, playing dumb.
“Yes, yes, oh please, God, yes!!”
“Well… okay…” Kelly took the money and pointed to a hallway behind her. “It’s right there on the right—you can’t miss it.”
“Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!” Christina said, elbowing her way past Kelly and scurrying as fast as she could past the cashier and into the hallway. In spite of her aching bowels, Christina managed a smile… relief was at hand.
Her smile disappeared. “What the fuck is this?!”
The bathroom was exactly where Kelly had said it was. Spacious and clean, with a nice sturdy toilet next to a single sink, its facilities were more than adequate except for one small detail.
“Where’s the fucking door?!” Christina demanded loudly, as though she had just made a horrible mistake and it was just invisible or something.
“It fell off,” Kelly said. “Is that a problem?”
For a moment, Christina thought about ignoring her intestinal distress, stomping back into the store and booting Kelly straight in the ass. But the moment was fleeting, and when Christina felt her asshole beginning to dilate uncontrollably, she knew what she had to do.
“Bitch!” She spat spitefully, baby stepping into the bathroom, unzipping her skirt along the way. Lifting the lid, she pushed down her skirt and panties in one motion, turned, and sat her dainty rump heavily onto the seat.
A sound emerged unlike anything she had ever heard—a fart that sounded like a dump-truck struggling to start in an airplane hanger, combine with the sound of an avalanche of semi-solid poop literally shooting out of her ass, multiplied by the sound of a dumpster full of bowling balls being emptied into a pool from off the high-dive, in such rapid succession they seemed to have occurred simultaneously. Was that me? Christina stupidly thought, stunned into disbelief that she was even capable of anything so unladylike.
She didn’t have time to ponder it for long, however—her stomach was immediately wracked with cramps again, and before she even had time to react she was involuntarily farting out another mushy mudslide into the rapidly filling toilet. The gassy, mushy torrent brought little relief; her stomach was still cramping sharply, and worst of all, her asshole was beginning to burn. Not only am I having diarrhea in public, she thought bitterly, I’m not even getting any relief from it!
“Oh God!” She cried, anguished, stomach cramping painfully as she exploded once more, a cacophony of solid and liquid poop plopping noisily into the water, accompanied by a ghastly symphony of flatulence. Her anus dilated totally against her will, expelling rip-roaring farts and mushy torrents of diarrhea uncontrollably, with such force that there were moments she thought she would literally be blown from the seat and propelled into the air like she’d been shot out of a cannon.
Another fart-powered, 12-gage shotgun blast of diarrhea came bursting from her ass, spattering the bowl below her.
“Jesus!” she cried, brushing her sweat-matted hair from her eyes. She felt her guts rumbling, her bowels clenching, and her colon filling again. She tried frantically to clench her asshole, even as she knew it would be useless.”GodJesusAllahBuddha!” She cried, frantically appealing to the heavens. Her prayers were answered with a resounding fart and a gush of hot poop burning her ass and sliding noisily into the water below.
“Help me!” she cried in desperation, her bowels voiding again, explosively involuntary, farting another installment into the water below like a howitzer. She stamped out a desperate rhythm on the floor, like she was running in place, desperately trying to run from her own ass. But escape was quite impossible, and Christina was forced to endure a full-fledged, F5, category 6, twelve course bowel movement with all the trimmings.
(To be continued?)
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