Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of October 8, 2013.
As we begin this afternoon’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC), we must first deal with a case from yesterday afternoon. Yesterday afternoon, our girls’ tennis team hosted a match against Westdale HS. Unfortunately, one of the girls on our team – Specifically, a gorgeous, blonde-haired sophomore named Anna – is accused of committing a toilet violation at the match. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that toilet violations by athletes and others representing the school are more serious than toilet violations that occur during the regular school day. Fortunately for Anna (a reserve on the tennis team), she didn’t have an accident at the match, but her toilet behavior yesterday was most definitely an embarrassment not only to herself but to her team and to our whole school. And that will certainly be reflected in Anna’s punishment is she’s found “Guilty.” She has, however, pleaded “Not Guilty.”
As I read through a somewhat complicated Violation Report in this case, I see that it was not Anna, but a girl on the other team – specifically Danielle – who messed in her panties at yesterday’s tennis match. And while Danielle was in the girls’ room at the tennis match trying to clean herself up, Anna came in and proceeded to make a few derogatory comments to her.
“You are charged with ‘Bathroom-Related Teasing’ and that’s while representing the school,” I tell the tall, blonde-haired beauty, “You are accused of making derogatory comments to a girl from the other team about soiling in her panties.” Asking Anna for her plea, she promptly answers “Not Guilty.” “I wasn’t teasing anybody,” she says emphatically, “I may have made a few comments, but I’d hardly call that teasing.” “I did go in there to use the bathroom,” Anna explains, “And I did see Danielle in there with a big mess in her tennis skirt.” “I could see that she was trying to clean herself up, but I really wasn’t paying much attention to her,” Anna continues, “As I said, I may have made a few comments to her, but it was nothing bad.”
Her statement certainly raises more questions than it answers. “You say that you made comments to Danielle but it was nothing bad?” I ask Anna, “So what you’re telling me is that you said something nice to Danielle about her soiling herself?” She just looks at me puzzled. “Well, if you said something to Danielle and it wasn’t something bad, then it must have been something good that you said to her?” I clarify for Anna, “You had something nice to say – Maybe something comforting and reassuring – To Danielle about her accident?” “Maybe you tried to ease Danielle’s embarrassment about what happened?” I continue, “Maybe you told her that it wasn’t so bad, that accidents happen to everybody, and that everything was going to be alright?” “Are those the kind of things you said to her in the girls’ room yesterday?” I ask her directly. “Well, it’s not exactly like that, sir,” Anna answers reluctantly, “I just meant that I wasn’t really teasing her or anything like that.”
Pausing a moment, I then ask the sophomore beauty, “What EXACTLY did you say?” But Anna just stands there with a blank look on her face. She looks more beautiful than ever with her perfectly toned physique and her flowing blonde hair, but she really doesn’t know how to answer my question. But I guess it’s more a rhetorical question than anything else. I already know what the beautiful Anna said in the girls’ room yesterday, because it’s all detailed right here in her Violation Report. “You told Danielle how disgusting she was,” I point out to Anna, “And you told her how much it all smelled.” “You told her that she should be ashamed of herself and you suggested a book on toilet training that she should read,” I continue, “And you suggested that she wear diapers until she was indeed toilet trained.” “And then, as you were washing your hands after you were done in there, you told Danielle that she was stinking up the whole bathroom.” I point out further, raising my voice a little, “That really sounds like bathroom-related teasing to me.”
Anna certainly doesn’t know what to say now. If she admits to saying all that, she’d pretty much be admitting to her crime. But if she tried to deny it, she risks getting an additional punishment for lying to the TVPC. Danielle is not here at this meeting – I understand that she had food poisoning yesterday and is still sick today – But we do have a witness. Teddy, a pretty and very likeable senior honor student at our school was at the tennis match yesterday and in the girls’ room when all this occurred. Teddy quickly confirms that Anna did indeed say exactly what she’s accused of saying. “You also laughed at her, held your nose, said ‘eww’ a few times, and sarcastically told her ‘good luck cleaning THAT up!’” Teddy reminds Anna. “The poor girl got food poisoning at lunch or something and tried to play in the tennis match anyway,” Teddy explains, “Then she couldn’t get to the girls’ room fast enough during her match.” I’m told that after Teddy – Who is no slouch in the good looks department herself – Finished her own bathroom business in there, she was helping Danielle clean herself up. And I believe that, because it sounds like the kind of thing that Teddy would do. “How would you like it if that happened to you and someone treated you like you spoke to Danielle?” Teddy asks Anna point blank.
“Well, I wouldn’t let it happen to me,” Anna snaps right back at Teddy. “It’s not exactly hard to NOT have an accident in your pants.” “You just go to the girls’ room and sit on the toilet when you have to,” Anna says, “You don’t just keep playing your match when you really have to poop like that.” “Well, I guess you don’t have to worry about that too much,” Teddy snaps right back at Anna, “You don’t actually play in too many matches, do you?” That last remark draws a reaction from the crowd and I must bang my gavel to maintain order. This particular issue is a sore point with some. Simply stated, Anna is a lot better looking than she is a tennis player. She’s not even a starting player on the team, yet she gets most of the attention due to her stunning good looks. That’s not really Anna’s fault, but a lot of people don’t think all the attention she gets is fair.
But that’s not an issue for the TVPC to decide. I, of course, direct the attention back to the issue at hand and that, of course, is Anna’s toilet violation. Reluctantly, Anna now admits that she did say all those things – Including those that Teddy overheard. “You just don’t understand, sir,” Anna speaks in her defense, “She was wearing this all-white tennis outfit and she just had like this completely huge accident.” “I mean it was like the worst mess that I had ever seen and it just smelled awful, too,” she continues, “She was stinking up the whole girls’ room with that.” “I just went in there to take a quick piss and I’m like gagging from the smell,” Anna adds. “You went in there to take a WHAT?” I ask her. “I went in there to take a piss,” Anna repeats, “I just had to take a piss and that whole bathroom stunk from that girl’s mess.” “You had to take a WHAT?” I ask her again, this time in a decidedly angrier tone. This time Anna just stands there puzzled. “URINATE!” I yell at her, “You went in there to URINATE!” “And to help you remember that, you can write the word ‘Urinate’ 500 times,” I tell her. “Proper young ladies do NOT piss, they URINATE,” I remind her. With that she rolls her eyes at me. They’re beautiful sparkling blue eyes to be sure, but I certainly don’t appreciate the attitude that comes with rolling them. “Alright Anna,” I tell her, “Now you’ll write it 500 times on the blackboard after school.” “Yes sir,” she tells me dejectedly, this time minus the attitude. That punishment is, of course, in addition to the punishment she’s about to get for the teasing.
Moving on to that punishment, I decide to get a little creative. Of course, she’ll have to write Danielle an apology and that apology will be one of at least 2,500 words. “But we also need to send a message to other schools that we don’t tolerate that kind of behavior from one of our tennis players,” I tell Anna and note for the record, “So the rest of your punishment will take place at the next tennis match on Friday.” “You’ll spend the entire afternoon standing near the entrance to the girls’ room facing the wall,” I tell the tall, blonde beauty, “And you’ll wear a sign on your back stating, ‘I tease other girls in the girls’ room.’” “If you have to use the bathroom, you may go into the girls’ room and go,” I stipulate, “But other than that, I want your nose touching the wall all afternoon.” “And I want you to think about what Teddy said,” I lecture her, “How would you like it if you had an accident and someone said all those things to you?” “I wouldn’t – Have an accident that is,” Anna answers arrogantly.” “It better not,” I warn her, “Because I’ll remember what you said this time.”
Like most days at the TVPC, we have several cases today of girls soiling in their panties. Two of these cases are being brought by Miss Musso, our sexy cheerleading coach, so we’ll deal with those first.
First, we have Krista, a pretty junior brunette. Krista is a member of our Field Hockey team but her accident today apparently has nothing to do with Field Hockey. “She didn’t dress for gym class this afternoon,” reports Miss Musso, who is also a gym teacher, “She said she forgot her gym clothes today.” “But something was really suspicious about that,” Miss Musso continues, “Krista never forgets her gym clothes.” “So I went over to check on her and something definitely was suspicious,” the sexy gym teacher explains, “And eventually I had to ask her to come with me to the locker room for a panty inspection.” Krista then tried to change the subject and distract me,” Miss Musso explains further, “That’s when I knew she had something in her panties that she didn’t want me to see.”
“Yes, I had an accident,” the junior beauty ashamedly admits when attention turns to her, “It isn’t a lot in my panties but it’s definitely an accident.” Krista goes on to tell us that it happened in study hall the period before. “I guess I should have gone between classes before going to study hall,” she admits, “I guess it was stupid of me to wait until I knew I had to go bad.” “But I hate going in the passing time between classes,” she continues, “It’s always so crowded in the girls’ room then and you have to hurry so you’re not late for your next class.” “In fact, it’s about impossible to have a bowel movement, wipe yourself properly, and do all that you need to do and still get to your next class on time,” Krista adds. “So I figured I’d wait and go during study hall,” she continues, “It’s nice to be able to sit down and do what you need to do when the girls’ room is quiet and you’re not rushed.” Unfortunately, as Krista tells it, a lot of girls needed a bathroom pass in study hall today. “I couldn’t believe it,” she says, “But by the time I put my name on the list for the girls’ room pass, there were like 8 girls ahead of me.” “So I had to wait until they all went and came back before I could go,” she continues, “And I think they all had to go BM, too, because it seemed like they were taking forever.”
“By the time I got the chance to go, it was already too late,” Krista tells us, a clear look of embarrassment on her face. “I mean, I did get there in time to do most of it in the toilet,” she clarifies, “But unfortunately I did do quite a bit of it in my pants, too.” “I can’t believe that I messed in my panties again,” she says, looking about ready to cry. Why does this keep happening to me?” she asks herself. She had a prior panty-soiling back in September – That one a case of her History teacher (Mr. Feeney) not letting her go during class.
Bringing Krista back to the subject of today’s panty-soiling accident, she explains that she did the rest in the toilet and then tried to clean herself up as best she could. “I wiped quite a bit out of my panties with toilet paper,” she explains, “But you can only do so much with just regular toilet paper in a girls’ room at school.” “I still had a smeared mess in my panties,” the pretty and energetic brunette tells us, “And everyone was going to see it in the locker room when I changed for gym class next period.”
“So you lied and said you forgot her gym stuff?” Miss Musso asks her. “Yes Ma’am,” Krista acknowledges, “I figured not changing for gym was the only way to avoid being caught with the mess in my panties.” “I figured I’d just say that I forgot my gym stuff,” she tells me, “I never figured that Miss Musso would catch me anyway.” “Well, Miss Musso has lots of experience with panty-soiling accidents,” I tell her, “In fact, I’m pretty sure than no one on our stuff is more familiar with panty-soilings than Miss Musso is.”
“Am I going to get another toilet violation for lying about not having my gym clothes?” she asks me. “Well, you won’t get another TOILET violation,” I assure her, “But I’m pretty sure, you’re still going to get a punishment from Miss Musso on that.” “You’ll still have to do the punishment writing for being unprepared for gym class,” Miss Musso explains to her, “That’s going to be a writing punishment – 100 times.” That answered, I then give the friendly and likeable junior her punishment for panty-soiling. Like she mentioned, it’s her 2nd time this school year. For that she’ll have to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 200 times and serve 2 days in detention.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of October 8, 2013.
As we begin this afternoon’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC), we must first deal with a case from yesterday afternoon. Yesterday afternoon, our girls’ tennis team hosted a match against Westdale HS. Unfortunately, one of the girls on our team – Specifically, a gorgeous, blonde-haired sophomore named Anna – is accused of committing a toilet violation at the match. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that toilet violations by athletes and others representing the school are more serious than toilet violations that occur during the regular school day. Fortunately for Anna (a reserve on the tennis team), she didn’t have an accident at the match, but her toilet behavior yesterday was most definitely an embarrassment not only to herself but to her team and to our whole school. And that will certainly be reflected in Anna’s punishment is she’s found “Guilty.” She has, however, pleaded “Not Guilty.”
As I read through a somewhat complicated Violation Report in this case, I see that it was not Anna, but a girl on the other team – specifically Danielle – who messed in her panties at yesterday’s tennis match. And while Danielle was in the girls’ room at the tennis match trying to clean herself up, Anna came in and proceeded to make a few derogatory comments to her.
“You are charged with ‘Bathroom-Related Teasing’ and that’s while representing the school,” I tell the tall, blonde-haired beauty, “You are accused of making derogatory comments to a girl from the other team about soiling in her panties.” Asking Anna for her plea, she promptly answers “Not Guilty.” “I wasn’t teasing anybody,” she says emphatically, “I may have made a few comments, but I’d hardly call that teasing.” “I did go in there to use the bathroom,” Anna explains, “And I did see Danielle in there with a big mess in her tennis skirt.” “I could see that she was trying to clean herself up, but I really wasn’t paying much attention to her,” Anna continues, “As I said, I may have made a few comments to her, but it was nothing bad.”
Her statement certainly raises more questions than it answers. “You say that you made comments to Danielle but it was nothing bad?” I ask Anna, “So what you’re telling me is that you said something nice to Danielle about her soiling herself?” She just looks at me puzzled. “Well, if you said something to Danielle and it wasn’t something bad, then it must have been something good that you said to her?” I clarify for Anna, “You had something nice to say – Maybe something comforting and reassuring – To Danielle about her accident?” “Maybe you tried to ease Danielle’s embarrassment about what happened?” I continue, “Maybe you told her that it wasn’t so bad, that accidents happen to everybody, and that everything was going to be alright?” “Are those the kind of things you said to her in the girls’ room yesterday?” I ask her directly. “Well, it’s not exactly like that, sir,” Anna answers reluctantly, “I just meant that I wasn’t really teasing her or anything like that.”
Pausing a moment, I then ask the sophomore beauty, “What EXACTLY did you say?” But Anna just stands there with a blank look on her face. She looks more beautiful than ever with her perfectly toned physique and her flowing blonde hair, but she really doesn’t know how to answer my question. But I guess it’s more a rhetorical question than anything else. I already know what the beautiful Anna said in the girls’ room yesterday, because it’s all detailed right here in her Violation Report. “You told Danielle how disgusting she was,” I point out to Anna, “And you told her how much it all smelled.” “You told her that she should be ashamed of herself and you suggested a book on toilet training that she should read,” I continue, “And you suggested that she wear diapers until she was indeed toilet trained.” “And then, as you were washing your hands after you were done in there, you told Danielle that she was stinking up the whole bathroom.” I point out further, raising my voice a little, “That really sounds like bathroom-related teasing to me.”
Anna certainly doesn’t know what to say now. If she admits to saying all that, she’d pretty much be admitting to her crime. But if she tried to deny it, she risks getting an additional punishment for lying to the TVPC. Danielle is not here at this meeting – I understand that she had food poisoning yesterday and is still sick today – But we do have a witness. Teddy, a pretty and very likeable senior honor student at our school was at the tennis match yesterday and in the girls’ room when all this occurred. Teddy quickly confirms that Anna did indeed say exactly what she’s accused of saying. “You also laughed at her, held your nose, said ‘eww’ a few times, and sarcastically told her ‘good luck cleaning THAT up!’” Teddy reminds Anna. “The poor girl got food poisoning at lunch or something and tried to play in the tennis match anyway,” Teddy explains, “Then she couldn’t get to the girls’ room fast enough during her match.” I’m told that after Teddy – Who is no slouch in the good looks department herself – Finished her own bathroom business in there, she was helping Danielle clean herself up. And I believe that, because it sounds like the kind of thing that Teddy would do. “How would you like it if that happened to you and someone treated you like you spoke to Danielle?” Teddy asks Anna point blank.
“Well, I wouldn’t let it happen to me,” Anna snaps right back at Teddy. “It’s not exactly hard to NOT have an accident in your pants.” “You just go to the girls’ room and sit on the toilet when you have to,” Anna says, “You don’t just keep playing your match when you really have to poop like that.” “Well, I guess you don’t have to worry about that too much,” Teddy snaps right back at Anna, “You don’t actually play in too many matches, do you?” That last remark draws a reaction from the crowd and I must bang my gavel to maintain order. This particular issue is a sore point with some. Simply stated, Anna is a lot better looking than she is a tennis player. She’s not even a starting player on the team, yet she gets most of the attention due to her stunning good looks. That’s not really Anna’s fault, but a lot of people don’t think all the attention she gets is fair.
But that’s not an issue for the TVPC to decide. I, of course, direct the attention back to the issue at hand and that, of course, is Anna’s toilet violation. Reluctantly, Anna now admits that she did say all those things – Including those that Teddy overheard. “You just don’t understand, sir,” Anna speaks in her defense, “She was wearing this all-white tennis outfit and she just had like this completely huge accident.” “I mean it was like the worst mess that I had ever seen and it just smelled awful, too,” she continues, “She was stinking up the whole girls’ room with that.” “I just went in there to take a quick piss and I’m like gagging from the smell,” Anna adds. “You went in there to take a WHAT?” I ask her. “I went in there to take a piss,” Anna repeats, “I just had to take a piss and that whole bathroom stunk from that girl’s mess.” “You had to take a WHAT?” I ask her again, this time in a decidedly angrier tone. This time Anna just stands there puzzled. “URINATE!” I yell at her, “You went in there to URINATE!” “And to help you remember that, you can write the word ‘Urinate’ 500 times,” I tell her. “Proper young ladies do NOT piss, they URINATE,” I remind her. With that she rolls her eyes at me. They’re beautiful sparkling blue eyes to be sure, but I certainly don’t appreciate the attitude that comes with rolling them. “Alright Anna,” I tell her, “Now you’ll write it 500 times on the blackboard after school.” “Yes sir,” she tells me dejectedly, this time minus the attitude. That punishment is, of course, in addition to the punishment she’s about to get for the teasing.
Moving on to that punishment, I decide to get a little creative. Of course, she’ll have to write Danielle an apology and that apology will be one of at least 2,500 words. “But we also need to send a message to other schools that we don’t tolerate that kind of behavior from one of our tennis players,” I tell Anna and note for the record, “So the rest of your punishment will take place at the next tennis match on Friday.” “You’ll spend the entire afternoon standing near the entrance to the girls’ room facing the wall,” I tell the tall, blonde beauty, “And you’ll wear a sign on your back stating, ‘I tease other girls in the girls’ room.’” “If you have to use the bathroom, you may go into the girls’ room and go,” I stipulate, “But other than that, I want your nose touching the wall all afternoon.” “And I want you to think about what Teddy said,” I lecture her, “How would you like it if you had an accident and someone said all those things to you?” “I wouldn’t – Have an accident that is,” Anna answers arrogantly.” “It better not,” I warn her, “Because I’ll remember what you said this time.”
Like most days at the TVPC, we have several cases today of girls soiling in their panties. Two of these cases are being brought by Miss Musso, our sexy cheerleading coach, so we’ll deal with those first.
First, we have Krista, a pretty junior brunette. Krista is a member of our Field Hockey team but her accident today apparently has nothing to do with Field Hockey. “She didn’t dress for gym class this afternoon,” reports Miss Musso, who is also a gym teacher, “She said she forgot her gym clothes today.” “But something was really suspicious about that,” Miss Musso continues, “Krista never forgets her gym clothes.” “So I went over to check on her and something definitely was suspicious,” the sexy gym teacher explains, “And eventually I had to ask her to come with me to the locker room for a panty inspection.” Krista then tried to change the subject and distract me,” Miss Musso explains further, “That’s when I knew she had something in her panties that she didn’t want me to see.”
“Yes, I had an accident,” the junior beauty ashamedly admits when attention turns to her, “It isn’t a lot in my panties but it’s definitely an accident.” Krista goes on to tell us that it happened in study hall the period before. “I guess I should have gone between classes before going to study hall,” she admits, “I guess it was stupid of me to wait until I knew I had to go bad.” “But I hate going in the passing time between classes,” she continues, “It’s always so crowded in the girls’ room then and you have to hurry so you’re not late for your next class.” “In fact, it’s about impossible to have a bowel movement, wipe yourself properly, and do all that you need to do and still get to your next class on time,” Krista adds. “So I figured I’d wait and go during study hall,” she continues, “It’s nice to be able to sit down and do what you need to do when the girls’ room is quiet and you’re not rushed.” Unfortunately, as Krista tells it, a lot of girls needed a bathroom pass in study hall today. “I couldn’t believe it,” she says, “But by the time I put my name on the list for the girls’ room pass, there were like 8 girls ahead of me.” “So I had to wait until they all went and came back before I could go,” she continues, “And I think they all had to go BM, too, because it seemed like they were taking forever.”
“By the time I got the chance to go, it was already too late,” Krista tells us, a clear look of embarrassment on her face. “I mean, I did get there in time to do most of it in the toilet,” she clarifies, “But unfortunately I did do quite a bit of it in my pants, too.” “I can’t believe that I messed in my panties again,” she says, looking about ready to cry. Why does this keep happening to me?” she asks herself. She had a prior panty-soiling back in September – That one a case of her History teacher (Mr. Feeney) not letting her go during class.
Bringing Krista back to the subject of today’s panty-soiling accident, she explains that she did the rest in the toilet and then tried to clean herself up as best she could. “I wiped quite a bit out of my panties with toilet paper,” she explains, “But you can only do so much with just regular toilet paper in a girls’ room at school.” “I still had a smeared mess in my panties,” the pretty and energetic brunette tells us, “And everyone was going to see it in the locker room when I changed for gym class next period.”
“So you lied and said you forgot her gym stuff?” Miss Musso asks her. “Yes Ma’am,” Krista acknowledges, “I figured not changing for gym was the only way to avoid being caught with the mess in my panties.” “I figured I’d just say that I forgot my gym stuff,” she tells me, “I never figured that Miss Musso would catch me anyway.” “Well, Miss Musso has lots of experience with panty-soiling accidents,” I tell her, “In fact, I’m pretty sure than no one on our stuff is more familiar with panty-soilings than Miss Musso is.”
“Am I going to get another toilet violation for lying about not having my gym clothes?” she asks me. “Well, you won’t get another TOILET violation,” I assure her, “But I’m pretty sure, you’re still going to get a punishment from Miss Musso on that.” “You’ll still have to do the punishment writing for being unprepared for gym class,” Miss Musso explains to her, “That’s going to be a writing punishment – 100 times.” That answered, I then give the friendly and likeable junior her punishment for panty-soiling. Like she mentioned, it’s her 2nd time this school year. For that she’ll have to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 200 times and serve 2 days in detention.
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