Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

[Arnold Ziffel]

Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC), this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.

My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of December 13, 2013.

We begin this afternoon’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) with a bit of committee business. It’s committee business involving Miss Musso, our shapely and very sexy Cheerleading Coach. “I put your matter first on the agenda today, Grace,” I tell the spandex-clad beauty, “Hopefully you have your punishment completed and we can get you out of here and down to cheerleading practice.” “Yes sir, Mr. Chairman, thanks for that,” she tells me, “I do need to get down to cheerleading practice.” “We have back to back games tomorrow and Friday,” Coach Musso explains, “And we have some new routines that we really need to work on.”

Looking over at the beautiful Coach Musso, I see that our cheerleading coach has a packet of paper in her hand. “I trust that’s your punishment essay?” I ask her. “Yes sir – 2,500 words on Why I Shouldn’t Use Faculty Bathrooms,” Coach Musso tells me, “I finally finished it last night.” “Well, I’m certainly glad that you did,” I tell her, “I’d have hated to have to double that on you.” “Yes sir, I had hoped to get it done before today,” she tells me, “But 2,500 words is a pretty big assignment and especially with the 500 times that I also had to do, it took a while to get done.” As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, all writing assignments, be they essays or repetitive sentence writing, are due in 1 week or they get doubled. And it was 1 week ago today, that Miss Musso was before the TVPC and got her punishment. “Well, it looks like you got it all done now,” I point out, noting that her 500 sentences, “I must remember that I may only use the student girls’ rooms and promise never to use a faculty bathroom again,” was handed in on Monday. “Yes sir, all I have left now is to finish my toilet sitting punishment,” she reminds me, “One month toilet sitting during one of my free periods on a toilet in the girls’ locker room bathroom.”

It was indeed last Wednesday that the lovely Miss Musso was caught using the faculty bathroom in the coaches’ office in the girls’ locker room. Unfortunately, as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, she’s not allowed to do that. As a condition of remaining our Cheerleading Coach, she had to agree not only to be subject to TVPC regulations like our girls are, but to only use the student girls’ rooms, too. So far she’s done pretty well with that (and pretty well with not having accidents, either), but unfortunately she slipped up last Wednesday and we had to punish her for it.

As per the usual procedure, Miss Musso hands her punishment essay to the TVPC clerk. It will be checked closely when time permits, but for now it appears to be complete and in good order and is thereby accepted. “I trust that this will not happen again?” I ask our sexy cheerleading, “Obviously you know the punishment will be a lot worse if you’re caught in a faculty bathroom again.” “It won’t happen again, sir,” she tells me, “I’ll only use the student bathrooms from now on.” With that, she is dismissed and allowed to return to cheerleading practice.

For the first cases this afternoon, we have a pair of senior brunettes – Ally, a shy and studious honor student and Trish a loud and talkative academic underachiever – Both charged with “Panty-Soiling.” Since the girls are friends and both accidents took place in 6th period study hall earlier this afternoon, I’ll take these cases together. I am quite frankly very surprised to see both of these girls standing before me in messed panties. Neither girl has been immune to toilet violations throughout her high school career – In fact, Ally spent time on toilet suspension last year for a second offense of Masturbating in the Girls’ Room. But seeing them both standing before me together in soiled panties is something I would not have expected. It’s a first panty-soiling of the school year for each of them, although neither girl will get off with just a warning as she has other violations on her school toilet record.

But before I can even ask them for their pleas, Trish, obviously the more boisterous of the two, is quick to blame it on Miss Bliss. Miss Bliss was apparently monitoring the study hall where this all happened. “It’s not our fault – It’s Miss Bliss’s fault,” Trish says loudly, “She wouldn’t let us go to the girls’ room when we asked.” “It was STUDY HALL, we’re supposed to be able to go during study hall,” Trish continues, a tinge of anger in the voice of the usually happy-go-lucky senior, “But even though Ally and I both asked to go, Miss Bliss still wouldn’t let us.” “It wasn’t Ally’s and my fault we both had accidents,” Trish rambles, “We were both trying to go to the girls’ room like we should.” Ally, clearly the more reserved of the 2, tries to be a little more diplomatic. “I don’t think she was trying to say that it was exactly Miss Bliss’s fault,” Ally tells us, “I just think that she’s trying to say that she wishes Miss Bliss would have let us go to the girls’ room when we asked.” “The thing is, sir, we both asked her for permission to go to the girls’ room,” Ally continues, “Trish and I both asked several times for permission to go – We both told her that it was an emergency.” “But Miss Bliss just wouldn’t let us go,” the shy, honor student explains, “No matter how much we pleaded that we were desperate, she still wouldn’t let us go to the girls’ room.” “I know we can’t say exactly that it was Miss Bliss’s fault,” Ally acknowledges, “I know that it’s Trish and I who have the messy loads in our pants and we have to be responsible for that.” “But I’m just saying that it never would have happened if Miss Bliss had just let us go to the girls’ room when we asked.”

Certainly Ally understands, and I’m reasonably sure that Trish does as well, that teachers are under no obligation to excuse girls from class to go to the girls’ room. That’s strictly up to individual teachers and faithful readers of the TVPC know that while many teachers do allow passes to the girls’ room, many others do not. But while that same principle does apply to study hall – That is, teachers still don’t have to let you go – There is an expectation that girls’ room passes will be allowed. In fact, we encourage girls to go during study hall periods so that there are fewer interruptions to class for bathroom purposes. Naturally, I ask Miss Bliss about this.

“Yes, Mr. Chairman, I usually do allow for girls’ room passes during study hall,” Miss Bliss then explains, “In fact, I usually have a list of girls going to the bathroom during study hall and today was no exception.” “But I’m afraid getting one of those girls’ room passes is still conditioned on following the rules in study hall,” the History teacher continues, “And unfortunately, I can’t say that was true for Ally and Trish in study hall today.” She then tells us that they both came to study hall late and were caught several times talking in study hall. “First, the came waltzing in almost a full minute after the bell rang,” Miss Bliss reports, “And afterwards, I had to admonish them several times for talking to each other.” “I’m particularly surprised by that kind of behavior from Ally,” she then explains, “She’s usually a very well-behaved young lady.” “As for Trish, I’m much less surprised,” Miss Bliss explains further, “She’s usually quite talkative but today was particularly bad.” “Like I said, Mr. Chairman, I certainly have no problem with girls going to the bathroom during study hall,” she says, “But not when both girls are late and can’t seem to settle down and stop talking.”

She makes a very convincing argument. “I hope that wasn’t the end of it,” I suggest to Miss Bliss, “I hope being denied passes to the girls’ room wasn’t the only consequence these girls got for their behavior today.” “Don’t you think that was enough,” Trish chimes in, angrily once again, “Don’t you think it was enough that she made us mess in our panties.” Immediately, I reach for my gavel, but before I can bang it, Miss Bliss speaks up herself. “I certainly didn’t make you mess in your panties,” she tells Trish, “You girls did that all by yourself.” “Don’t blame me if you girls can’t control yourselves,” she tells the outspoken senior, “And by that I mean controlling both your mouths and your bowels.” That comment leaves Trish with nothing to say. WOW!

“They each got an hour of detention for being late,” the friendly but sometimes strict History teacher then explains, “And they both eventually get sent to the wall for talking.” Most of our teachers use “The Wall” for discipline in study hall. When a girl misbehaves in study hall she has to stand facing the wall for either the rest of the period or for a specified length of time.” “I believe it was Ally’s first time at that wall,” Miss Bliss points out, “Trish, of course, has been there many times before.” “Trish also has 500 lines to write since she’s got so many priors for talking in study hall,” Miss Bliss points out further.

“Ally was probably flirting with Austin,” chimes in Becca, a senior blonde serving detention for her own panty-soiling violation, “And I’m sure Trish was sticking her nose into it, too.” “Nothing gets Ally so steamy under the silks like Austin does,” Becca teases her. That seems about right as Ally had 2 violations for Masturbating in the Girls’ Room last year – The 2nd of which landed her on toilet suspension. Those incidents were reputably Ally fantasizing about Austin. “Forget it girl, he’s just not into you like that,” Becca teases Ally some more, “AUSTIN AND ALLY forever just ain’t going to happen.” With that the girl starts making masturbation noises from her seat in detention – No doubt mocking Ally for those 2 incidents last year. Immediately, I bang my gavel to stop her. Stuff like that is way, way over the line. “Well, Ally and Trish aren’t the only ones to do time facing the wall today,” I tell Becca, pointing to a corner in the back of the room. “You can spend the rest of detention standing in the corner facing the wall,” I tell her, “And if I hear anything else from you you’ll stand there tomorrow, too.” I also note that Becca was working on her punishment writing assignment (writing “I will not soil my panties in school again”) as she sat there in detention today. I ask her to hand me what she’s thus far completed in detention today. As she does as she’s told, I note that she’s completed the front and back of 1 page and about half the front of another page. Taking that from her, I immediately tear it up. “You’ll have to write that again,” I tell her angrily, “Maybe next time, you won’t be so quick to run your mouth.” With that, she goes and takes her place in the back corner facing the wall and I get back to the matter at hand.

Ally raises her hand and requests permission to speak. “You know, its’ one thing to give us lines and detention and stuff,” she says, “I guess we deserved that for being late and for talking in study hall.” “But you shouldn’t just keep us from going to the bathroom when we have to go,” she tells us, “I think that’s just mean and cruel and I don’t think you should punish us that way.” “Just look at this mess,” Ally says, referring to the rounded bulge in the back of her skirt, “Do you have any idea how awful it feels to walk around with this in my panties?” “And look at the mess in Trish’s pants,” Ally says, referring to a similar but larger bulge in the back of her friend’s jeans, “That one looks like it’s even worse than mine.” “Maybe you didn’t actually make us go to the bathroom in our pants,” Ally tells Miss Bliss, “But like I said before, it never would have happened if you had just let us go to the girls’ room when we asked.” “And making us stand at the wall like that,” Ally continues, “O.K. – Maybe we deserved that, too, but standing up only makes it harder to hold it in.” “You know, I may have been able to hold it in until the period was over if I had only been sitting down,” she theorizes, “But standing up at the wall like that, just made holding it in impossible.”

“I’m sorry, Ally, but you know the rules,” Miss Bliss tells her. “And you know the rules, too, Trish,” she tells Trish. “I’m sorry you girls had accidents – I know it must be awful to mess in your pants like that – Especially at school,” the History teacher continues, “But if you girls had just behaved yourselves like you should, you would have had your girls’ room passes and apparently none of this would have happened.” Miss Bliss further explains that both girls had their accidents while standing at the wall. “Trish had hers first,” she reports, “You could see her grab her stomach and let out a loud groan.” “She got this look of horror on her face that I can only assume was when it started coming out,” Miss Bliss continues, “And then suddenly she just squatted down and seemed to let it just finish coming out in her panties.” “Ally’s came next,” Miss Bliss says, “Like she said, she almost made it to the end of the period.” “Ally just seemed to do hers a whole lot quieter than Trish,” she explains, “But she had that same look of horror as Trish did when it started coming out.” “I’d say it was both horror and humiliation,” she explains further, “Ally just stood there stiff-legged as it happened, but I could see that she was crying once it had happened.”

Moving on to Ally’s punishment, I note that she has prior offenses for Loitering in the Girls’ Room and for Using Too Much Toilet Paper. She’ll have to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 100 times and serve an hour of detention. Trish, will prior offenses for Not Flushing the Toilet After Urinating (Twice), will get the same punishment. But Trish just can’t seem to control her mouth any more than she could control her bowels in study hall today. As she turns to leave the podium, walking bow-legged as she goes, she just can’t resist one comment to her study hall teacher. “Just look at this mess you made me do,” she says to Miss Bliss, “YOU should be the one who has to clean this mess up.”

Immediately OUTRAGED, I call the loquacious senior back to the podium. I then ask Miss Bliss to confirm what Trish said and she does. “Well, young lady, since you seem to be so concerned with how your mess is going to get cleaned up, I think we’ll settle that right now,” I tell her. She looks at me puzzled while Miss Bliss starts to smile. I ask the pretty History teacher if she would like to do the honors and she gladly accepts. “You will immediately accompany Miss Bliss down the hall to the 2nd Floor girls’ room,” I tell Trish, “And it is there, right here in school, that you will clean up your mess.” “You’ll first go into a stall and take down your pants and panties,” I explain, “And then you’ll thoroughly clean yourself using only the toilet paper in there.” “Next, you’ll take your panties and dump out the worst of the load in the toilet,” I explain further, “And after that you’ll scrub those panties clean in the sink.” “And I strongly suggest that you do a good job of cleaning them, young lady,” I tell her, “Because you’ll have to wear them to school tomorrow.”

I give this punishment a chance to sink in with Trish. Not being a frequent panty-soiler, she’s never had to do an in-school clean-up of a panty-soiling before, I can see that she’s suitably horrified at the prospect of doing one now. “If you had just managed to keep your mouth shut, you could have cleaned it all up in the privacy and comfort of your bathroom at home,” I point out, “But now you’re going to have to do it all in the girls’ room at school under Miss Bliss’s supervision.” Hopefully, this will give her something to think about. At least it quiets her down for a while. She’s got nothing left to say as she’s led, again walking bow-legged, to the door and down the hall for the decidedly unpleasant task that awaits her.

I am sorry to see that the next girl to appear before the TVPC is soiled panties is Barbara, a pretty and popular senior. The mess – A solid, substantial one – Is easily detectable through her tight-fitting jeans. But as sorry as I am to see this, no one is more sorry than Barbara herself. She’s already in tears as I call her name and she takes the podium. Barbara, as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, has had some accident problems in the past. When it comes to using the toilet in school, she just takes it ONE DAY AT A TIME. This year, though, I’m as surprised as anyone to see that it’s only her first such accident.

“Accidents happen, Barbara,” I tell her sympathetically, “I know it’s kind of embarrassing and uncomfortable and all, but one accident is nothing to be all that upset about.” “I mean, I know a lot of girls who’ve done worse and you’ve done worse yourself in the past,” I point out, “This is obviously the longest you’ve gone without having an accident in school.” But while Barbara has every reason to be proud of her improved toilet record in school, my words offer her little comfort. “It’s my mom,” Barbara reminds us, “You know how much she hates it when I have an accident.” “I just don’t want to go back to wearing diapers again!” Barbara blurts out, as she breaks down crying hysterically into her hands. Faithful readers of the TVPC are surely familiar with Barbara’s story by now. After a disastrous freshman year toilet-wise, Barbara’s mom really laid down the law on her. In addition to the usual punishments that Barbara would get for messing in her panties – Like grounding, extra chores, and denial of privileges – Her mom started making Barbara wear a diaper when she had an accident. And then apparently Barbara would have to go a while without messing in the diaper before she’d be allowed to wear her regular underwear again.

“I just hate wearing a stupid diaper – Especially in school,” Barbara complains, “It’s just so bulky and uncomfortable and I can’t even wear most of my jeans over the diaper.” That would be kind of a shame since Barbara really looks sensational in those jeans. “You know it actually makes it harder to go to the bathroom at school when I’m wearing a diaper,” Barbara goes on, “Mom wants me to go in the toilet at school but she’s making it harder by making me wear a diaper.” The pretty and likeable senior goes on to explain that it’s a lot harder and it takes a lot longer pulling a diaper up and down in the girls’ room than it takes managing regular panties. “It makes it impossible to even go at all between classes when I have to manage the diaper in there,” she says. I don’t doubt that’s factually correct, but I find her claim a bit dubious. “I know you’re doing better these days toilet-wise, Barbara,” I tell her, “But since when do you use the bathroom between classes – I wouldn’t think you’d get the privacy you need doing that.” “Well, I go in there to pee between classes sometimes,” Barbara says, “It’s only when I have to go the other way that I need to be alone in there.”

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Barbara then goes on to explain that this year she has “a system” for “going #2” at school. “I have English up here on the second floor 4th period,” Barbara explains, “And I have lunch 5th period.” “That works out really good for me,” she says, “I can go use the 2nd Floor girls’ room right after class and I can really take my time since I only have lunch the next period.” “I can just sit and relax,” Barbara explains further, “And if I have to do #2, I can just wait for everyone to leave before I do it.” “If I can go then, I won’t have to go for the rest of the day,” she adds, “And if I don’t have to go by lunchtime, I can just hold it in until I get home if I have to go later.” “Well, don’t you think you’re taking a big risk by just holding it in all afternoon if you really have to go?” I ask her, “Isn’t that a good way to wind up with a mess in your panties and to get put back in diapers by your mom.” “I have gone a few times at school when I really had to go in the afternoon,” Barbara then explains, “But that’s only when I knew I wasn’t going to be able to make it home in time.”

That’s actually pretty good to hear – That Barbara really does seem to be handling her bowel movements in school a lot better than she used to. But that, of course, begs the question of how she wound up with that rather healthy load in her panties today. “I guess I just waited a little too long to go,” an obviously embarrassed Barbara explains, “I was trying to hold it in and go in the girls’ room before lunch like I usually do, but I guess I just couldn’t hold it in that long.” “Well, I think it’s more than just a guess that you held it in too long,” chimes in Mrs. Buchman, Barbara’s 4th period English teacher, “Isn’t it blatantly obvious that you waited too long to go?” “And I’d certainly say that you waited more than just A LITTLE too long,” the pretty, blonde-haired English teacher continues, “Judging by the quantity of the mess you’ve got in your panties, it looks like you waited way, WAY too long.” Mrs. Buchman goes on to tell us that Barbara did ask for a girls’ room pass toward the end of class this morning. “But by then it was too late like she said,” Mrs. Buchman reports, “She didn’t even make it out the door before she was frozen in her tracks and it was coming out in her pants.” Barbara confirms that while she was holding it in, she suddenly realized that she wasn’t going to make it until the end of class. “It was just like Mrs. Buchman says, sir,” Barbara tells me, tears falling anew, “I just couldn’t hold it in any longer and I had an accident standing right there in the classroom door.”

“I just don’t know why you didn’t ask me for a pass to the girls’ room sooner,” the pretty English teacher tells Barbara, shaking her head, “It’s all well and good that you have a system like you say, but sometimes our bowel movements are not as predictable as we’d like them to be.” “Just ask me for a girls’ room pass right away next time, OK?” the sympathetic teacher tells the pretty brunette, “As long as you’re not asking for a pass everyday, I’ll let you go when you need to.” “You can still get your privacy in the girls’ room during class times,” she adds helpfully, “It won’t be crowded in there during a class period.” “It’s just a shame that this had to happen – I know how hard you’ve been trying not to have accidents in your pants anymore,” she tells Barbara, “It’s really a shame you didn’t go to the girls’ room when you needed to and you have to deal with the consequences now.” Actually, I couldn’t have said it better myself. Barbara seems to be getting the message from her English teacher, but whether the toilet shy senior beauty will ever be completely comfortable asking a teacher for a girls’ room pass – Thereby having the whole class know that she had to go – Remains an open question.

Moving on to Barbara’s punishment, I’m pleased to note that not only is this her first accident offense of the school year, but her first toilet offense overall. Accordingly, she is entitled to get off with just a warning and no actual punishment. But the problem for Barbara, of course, is that as with all toilet violations, a copy of the Violation Report will be sent home to her mother and that report must be signed and returned to school. Desperately, Barbara begs us not to send that out. “I’d rather just get punished by you,” she says, “If only mom doesn’t have to find out about this.” “Please – I’d just rather write the lines and serve the detentions if only I didn’t have to go back to diapers,” she begs. But I can’t do that, of course. “I’m sorry, Barbara, but the Violation Report has to go home and you have to get it signed,” I tell her, “And I certainly hope you’re smart enough not to forge your mother’s signature or try anything stupid like that.” The poor girl assures us that she’ll never try that again. “I already learned my lesson the hard way on that one,” she points out in reference to 2 counts of doing just that when she was a sophomore. “I had so many detentions to serve with that it was like I was living in detention,” she reminds me, “And I didn’t think I was ever going to finish writing all those lines.

“Well, maybe it won’t be so bad with your mom,” I suggest to Barbara, “I know how strict she is – Especially when it comes to using the toilet – But this is only your first time this year. “Won’t your mom even consider how much better you’ve been doing this year – How you really are doing your bowel movements in school when you need to?” I offer, “Won’t your mom even consider how long it’s been your last accident and how long it’s been since she’s had to put you back in diapers?” “But Barbara just looks at me crying and shaking her head. I guess that gives me my answer. “I’m going to have to wear diapers again,” the poor girl mumbles through her tears.

Moving on with our TVPC agenda this afternoon, we have 2 cases from Dr. Flower, one of our best Science teachers. But Dr. Flower is also one of our strictest and no one is surprised to see her charging 2 girls with toilet violations today.

The first case is Carly, a sweet and pretty brunette who is one of the best known girls in the school. She and her best friend Sam (who is also with us this afternoon serving detention for an unrelated matter) do a webshow based on school affairs. She also should be quite familiar to fans of the TVPC as one of her previous cases was part of the November 18th session of the TVPC. In that case, also a case brought by Dr. Flower, Carly was found “Not Guilty” as the minor streakmarks in her panties (the result of a long delay in getting to the toilet that day), were not substantial enough to constitute a panty-soiling offense. But unfortunately for Carly, this case leaves no doubt. The poor girl has soiled her panties rather badly today and she has no choice but to plead “Guilty.”

“I did it,” Carly tells us, apparently resigned to her fate, “I had an accident and now, I guess, it’s time for my punishment.” “Well, let’s just hope you get the maximum, young lady,” Dr. Flower tells her, although I suspect the comment was more directed to me than to Carly. But it’s hard to fathom any circumstances that would cause me to give Carly the maximum (or anything close to it) in this case. This is only her first accident offense of the school year (like I said, she was found “Not Guilty” of panty-soiling in her last appearance) and her only other toilet violations were for forgetting to flush the toilet – Once after urinating and once after having a bowel movement. “I think I’d be more inclined to give Carly the MINIMUM punishment rather than the maximum,” I tell Dr. Flower.

“Thank you, sir,” Carly tells me at hearing that. But before I actually give her a punishment either way, I need to know what happened. I first ask Carly about that. “What difference does it make,” Carly tells me, “I had an accident in Dr. Flower’s class and now I have to get punished for it.” “It’s just not like you to have an accident like that,” I tell Carly sympathetically, “You’re usually quite responsible about going to the girls’ room when you need to.” “And that’s no small accident that you’ve got there in your pants,” I point out, “It’s actually quite a surprise to see a load like that in your pants.” Carly just shrugs her shoulders at that – Like I noted before, she seems resigned to her fate.”

Checking next with Dr. Flower, she confirms that it happened in class today. “It happened toward the end of class today,” Dr. Flower tells us, “Carly just sat there and messed in her pants right there in her seat.” Looking over at Carly, I see her rolling her eyes at that. Similarly, I don’t think that the strict Science teacher is giving us the full story here. “Really?” I ask Dr. Flower, “Did Carly really just sit there in class and mess in her panties.” “Well, she did ask to go to the girls’ room first,” the pretty but bookish teacher tells us. “I BEGGED you to let me go to the girls’ room,” Carly chimes in, a tinge of anger in her voice, “I told you I was going to have an accident if you didn’t let me go.” “But still you just refused to let me go,” Carly tells her, “And now look what happened!” With that last part, Carly turns and shows us the lumpy bulge protruding in the seat of her tight jeans.

Dr. Flower seems unconcerned. “Well, maybe you should have gone to the girls’ room before coming to class,” she tells Carly, “You knew very well that you weren’t getting a girls’ room pass from me this month.” The usually quite articulate Carly starts to form the words to argue, but then just puts up her hands and stays quiet. “I don’t want to argue,” she says in frustration. “I just want to get my punishment and get out of here,” the pretty brunette tells me, “Then I just want to get home and clean this disgusting mess up.” “You don’t know what it’s like, sir,” Carly continues, “I had to walk around all afternoon with this disgusting mess in my pants.” “I guess a girls’ room pass would have been pretty useful today, wouldn’t it have been?” Dr. Flower tells Carly, “It’s too bad I had to take away your passes this month.”

Carly then just rolls her eyes at her teacher’s comment, but it’s enough to set her friend Sam off. “You didn’t have to take away Carly’s passes,” Sam yells at Dr. Flower, “You just did it because you’re a b…..” “SAM!” Carly and I both scream before Sam can actually say it. “Don’t even think of finishing that sentence,” I warn the usually loud and oftentimes obnoxious friend of Carly, “Don’t finish it unless you want to go on toilet suspension.” Sam, a pretty blonde-haired senior, is already serving detention with us for Splashing Other Girls With Water From the Sink in the Girls’ Room. And even though she managed to stop herself in time and avoid the punishment for actually saying the “B-word,” I still cannot condone her little outburst. I give her the choice of writing, “I will not call out at meeting of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee again” 250 times or serving 3 additional days in detention. “I’ll take the detention, I guess,” Sam quickly decides. “I’ve already got 1,000 lines to write for Miss Robinson for fooling around in Chemistry class,” she explains, “What does it matter if I write them sitting in detention or write them at home.” I sternly warn her, though, that she’ll have to do BOTH punishments if we hear from her again. Carly warns her friend as well.

Getting back to Carly, the picture is now clear in my mind. Dr. Flower usually allows each girl in her classes up to 3 girls’ room passes per month. Unfortunately, one time last month, she didn’t let Carly use one when the poor girl really had to go. Although Carly did make it to the end of class and got to the toilet in time, she still ended up with some streakmarks in her panties and a charge of “Panty-Soiling” from her teacher. Though she was found “Not Guilty” (the steakmarks were inconsequential), Carly was still angry about the whole matter and made a few ill-chosen remarks to her ever-strict Science teacher. Dr. Flower, in turn, then took away Carly’s remaining bathroom pass for that month and for this month. Thus today, Carly was not allowed to go to the girls’ room when she really needed to. Carly confirms that is indeed what happened today. “You’ll get your passes back for next month if you continue to behave,” Dr. Flower tells her. The poor girl then once again just puts up her hands like she’s got nothing to say. As I noted before, Carly is a smart girl.

As punishment for her 1st accident of the school year, Carly gets an hour of detention and will have to write “I will not soil my panties in school again” 100 times. I do give her the choice, though, of serving her detention today or serving it tomorrow. “You can head home and get yourself cleaned up now if you want,” I tell her, “You can serve your detention tomorrow if you want.” She thanks me for that and then takes me up on the offer.

Moving on to Dr. Flower’s next case, I call the name of Anna May, a pretty and athletic senior brunette. This one is NOT a panty-soiling case, however. “It was ALMOST a panty-soiling case,” Anna May tells us, “It was almost a panty-soiling and a panty-wetting case.” “If I hadn’t gone to the girls’ room when I did, the same thing that happened to Carly would have happened to me,” she assures us, “Except that mine would have been a doubleheader.” As I read the Violation Report filed by Dr. Flower in this case, I see that Anna May is accused of “Leaving Class Without Permission to Use the Girls’ Room.”

Anna May pleads “Guilty” as well. “I had to go, sir – I really had to go,” she tells me, “I know we’re not supposed to leave class without getting permission first, but I just couldn’t wait any longer without going in my pants.” “I’ve already had a messing accident this year and a wetting one, too,” the senior honor student explains, “So I know what it feels like when I’m about to lose control of it.” “And that is what it felt like this time, sir,” Anna May explains further, “Only this time I was going to lose control of both at the same time.” “I know it was only like 10 minutes to go in the class but no way was I going to be able to make it that long,” she continues, “No way was I going to make it until the end of class and still get to the girls’ room in time.” “Then I saw Carly messing in her pants and I knew the same thing was about to happen to me,” the athletic senior beauty goes on, “Only with me it was going to be peeing in my pants along with the other thing.” “I’m sorry I had to leave class without permission, sir – I’m sorry I had to do that, Dr. Flower,” she says, “But I just didn’t want to go in my pants like Carly did and I just couldn’t wait another minute.”

Turning my attention now to Dr. Flower, the pretty but bookish Science teacher confirms the girl’s story and also the fact that Anna May was polite and respectful about it. “I told her that I was sorry for doing it then, too,” Anna May quickly points out on that subject, “I told her that I was sorry but that I had an emergency and just couldn’t wait.” Dr. Flower confirms that this is true. Dr. Flower also explains that although she was given her full allotment of 3 bathroom passes this month, she had already used all 3. “Maybe you need to be a little more judicious in your use of bathroom passes,” Dr. Flower suggests to Anna May, “Perhaps you shouldn’t be so quick to use them and save them for a real emergency instead.” “Obviously, if you had a girls’ room pass left, you wouldn’t have had to leave class without permission,” she points out to the senior beauty. But Anna May assures us that she does only use her passes when she has a genuine emergency. “I don’t know what I can say,” she tells me, “It’s just that this month I’ve had to go during class a lot.” She assures me that on those 3 occasions when she did use the passes, she definitely would have had accidents if she hadn’t. “I just didn’t want to have an accident like Carly did,” she repeats again, “That’s the only reason I went without permission.”

Obviously, I believe the girl’s story – I’d imagine it would be a scary proposition watching Carly have an accident in class while she was desperately holding it in herself – But that certainly doesn’t excuse what she did. “Unfortunately, ‘Leaving Class Without Permission to go to the Girls’ Room’ is not a simple matter,” I tell her, “It’s not the most serious of toilet violations, but it’s not just a minor one, either.” “I know you didn’t want to have an accident like Carly did or worse,” I continue, “But you’d have probably been better off if you did.” “I know you’ve had a soiling accident and a wetting accident already this year,” I explain to the senior, “But your punishment for a 3rd accident – Even a doubleheader – Really wouldn’t have been all that bad.” Instead, Anna May will get a week of detention and will have to write “I will not leave class without permission to use the girls’ room again” 500 times. And she’ll also have to write Dr. Flower a 1,000 word letter of apology. Anna May is obviously not happy with that – And she’s more than a little surprised at the severity of her punishment – But she knows better than to argue. Dr. Flower actually looks disappointed, too. But that’s no doubt because the girl’s punishment wasn’t worse. I have to wonder if Anna May will now have some bathrooms passes taken away like Carly did.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Our next case is Sloan, another senior brunette, who is charged with using profanity to refer to her bodily functions. “Sloan kept asking me if she could go to the girls’ room,” explains Miss Defequer, her 6th period French teacher, “But she had already used both of her passes this month, so I wouldn’t give her permission.” “But she was really laying it on with the histrionics,” she continues, “Saying that she had to go really bad and that she was going to have an accident if I didn’t let her go.” Miss Defequer says that she was really get annoyed with Sloan and finally shouted back, “Well then, maybe you can get a pass NEXT period to go dry your pants.” “I just assumed that she was talking about having to urinate,” the teacher explains, “But then Sloan shouted back in anger, ‘No, I have to take a shit.”

I am most annoyed at her outburst, but I am pleased to note a much more calm and contrite young lady standing before me. “Proper young ladies do not shit,” I tell her. “Proper young ladies have bowel movements,” I explain, “Or at the very worst they poop.” The TVPC certainly does not encourage the use of slang (like “poop”) in reference to bodily functions, but it does not constitute a toilet violation. However, using outright profanity (like “shit”) is indeed a toilet violation. “Yes, sir,” she tells me, apologizing for what she did, “I guess I just got a little frustrated when I couldn’t go to the girls’ room.” “But I know that’s no excuse,” she adds. “I don’t see any charge of messing in your panties,” I tell her, “So can I assume that you made it to the toilet in time after all?” “Yes, sir – I got a pass in study hall the next period and I went then,” she tells me. “So your little outburst in class about needing to go immediately or you were going to have an accident wasn’t quite right, was it? I ask her, “You managed just fine waiting until class was over just like Miss Defequer said you could?” “Yes, sir,” she answers, “I did have to go kind of bad, though, but I was able to wait.”

Before getting around to the girl’s punishment, I first address the teacher. I tell her that with Sloan’s tone to her in class, she’d certainly be able to bring further charges against the outspoken senior beauty for being disrespectful. “I thought about that,” Miss Defequer explains, “But I think that might be a bit too much for this situation.” “I probably shouldn’t have made that comment to her about needing to dry her pants,” she admits, “I think the one charge about using profanity for a bowel movement is the way to go here.” The TVPC could bring the charge without the teacher’s recommendation, but we accept her explanation and leave the charge as it is.

“You’re very lucky not be facing an additional charge, young lady,” I tell Sloan, “Your punishment would be considerably worse than it’s going to be now.” But she’s still going to get a more serious punishment for this one offense than would ordinarily be the case. For punishment I sentence Sloan to write the phrase “bowel movement” 1,000 times. “Maybe that will teach you to use the proper terminology,” I tell her. I also sentence her to apologize to Miss Defequer in front of the whole English class tomorrow. “If this happens again, you’ll be writing full sentences and not just words,” I warn her, “And if I hear of you using that tone again, I won’t wait for your teacher to file the charges – I file the charges myself.” “And if that attitude continues, you may find yourself on toilet suspension again,” I warn her further, “I doubt that that’s something you want to go through again.” Sloan spent much of her junior year on toilet suspension for smoking in the girls’ room and then using the toilet while on toilet suspension. “No sir, I still have nightmares about being on toilet suspension,” she says, “You won’t have any more problems with me.” That last part she says while turning to face Mss Defequer. “She also thanks her French teacher for not writing her up some more and promises again that it will never happen again. Even though her punishment is worse than a girl usually gets for calling a bowel movement “shit,” I think she realizes that she got off a little easy this time.

Before moving on to our next case, I am pleased to welcome Mr. Hornman, our school’s Band Director. I saw him enter the committee room during our last case and asking to be recognized. It’s Mr. Hornman’s busiest time of the year as he is preparing his band for our annual Christmas Holiday program – Surely one of the highlights of the school year. In fact, I’m very surprised to see him here instead of at band practice down in the auditorium. I quickly motion for him to come up to the podium and be recognized. With Mr. Hornman today is Claudia, a petite and pretty senior brunette and the star violinist of his band. But while I’m happy to see Mr. Hornman, Mr. Hornman does not seem happy at all. In fact, he looks quite angry and the subject of his anger looks to be Claudia. As I watch Claudia walk gingerly to the podium, I get a pretty good idea of what this case is going to be about.

“She did it again, Mr. Chairman!” Mr. Hornman tells me in anger, “Right there at band practice, Claudia just messed in her panties.” “That’s disgusting! – You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady!” Mr. Hornman yells at her, “That’s just disgraceful going in your pants at your age.” “When are you going to learn, Claudia?” he asks, “When are you going to learn to go in the toilet like you should?” As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, Claudia has had some panty-soiling issues in the past – Oftentimes at band events like the Christmas Holiday Concert. This has been an on-going issue with Mr. Hornman as he certainly doesn’t want his star performer to be messing in her panties at important band events. Claudia did mess in her panties at the Christmas Holiday concert her freshman year, causing considerable embarrassment to the band and to the whole school. “I can’t believe you’re still doing this, Claudia – I can’t believe you’re still messing in your panties at your age,” Mr. Hornman continues his harsh words at her, “You’re a senior now for Pete’s sake – Don’t you know how disgusting it is to go in your panties like that.” “Shame on you, Claudia! – Just shame on you!!” our angry Band Director rants on, “It’s just disgraceful for a girl your age to be doing that.”

Mr. Hornman’s harsh words bring Claudia to tears. I have to use my gavel to stop him. Through her tears, Claudia pleads “Guilty” to “Panty-Soiling” but she really offers no explanation of why she didn’t go to the girls’ room when she needed to. “I don’t know, sir,” she says, “I just didn’t.” “But Claudia, I know how hard you’ve been trying to do better – I know how hard you’ve been trying not to mess in your panties anymore,” I tell her, trying to show the likeable senior beauty some sympathy, “And now you just sit there at band practice and go in your panties instead.” “I don’t know, sir,” Claudia tells me again, drying her tears a bit, “I guess I just didn’t want to go do it in the girls’ room – I was just trying to hold it in until I got home.” With that, I’m left just shaking my head. “You know better than that, Claudia,” I tell her, “You know what happens when you try to hold it in too long.” “I’m sorry, sir – I’m so ashamed,” she tells me, crying anew, “I know it’s disgusting like Mr. Hornman said.” “I wish I went when I had the chance,” she tells me, meekly through her tears.

Turning back to Mr. Hornman, he argues for the strongest possible punishment for Claudia. “I certainly hope this will count as an accident while representing the school,” he says, “I hope Claudia at least gets punished for that.” Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that accidents and other toilet violations by girls representing the school are punished more severely than others. “This was a rehearsal for our big holiday program and the girls will certainly be representing the school with that,” Mr. Hornman points out. But I regret to inform him that Claudia’s accident at rehearsal just now, is merely an ordinary panty-soiling accident. “You said it yourself, Mr. Hornman – This was merely a rehearsal,” I tell him, “And a rehearsal is not actually the program where the girls will be representing the school.” “It’s only during an event with the public or with other schools that our girls are considered to be representing the school,” I tell him further, “As shameful as Claudia’s accident may be, I can only punish her for a regular panty-soiling accident occurring in school.”

But that’s not to say that Claudia will be let off easily today. “You know, Claudia, this is already your 3rd panty-soiling this year,” I tell her, “And you have a violation for Using the Nurse’s Office Bathroom as well.” One of Claudia’s prior panty-soiling accidents – One that happened at band camp last summer – Was dealt with at our September 17, 2013 TVPC session. “I hope you’re not going back to how it was your freshman year when you used to have accidents all the time,” I caution her.

Claudia assures me that she’s not – “I usually go at lunchtime upstairs in the 2nd Floor girls’ room before I go to lunch,” she says – but Mr. Hornman remains concerned. Like I noted before, he doesn’t want his star violinist messing in her panties in front of everyone while performing in the Christmas Holiday concert. He suggests that Claudia be required to wear a pull-up or some sort of diaper at the performance. “At least that way if she messes herself at the performance, it won’t be so noticeable,” her says, “At least it won’t be like that time before when everyone in the whole audience could tells what she’d done.” I share his concern, of course, but making Claudia wear a diaper or even a pull-up is carrying it too far. It was, after all, way back in her freshman year 3 years ago that she had that big messing accident while performing in the program. Claudia vehemently objects to Mr. Hornman’s idea as well. She assures us that it’s completely unnecessary and promises us that she’ll use the bathroom at the concert if she needs to – And that, of course, includes going #2 if need be. I certainly believe that Claudia is sincere in her promise and I want to take her at her word. But given the pretty senior’s long history of toilet trouble, I’m just not sure.

Getting to the Claudia’s punishment for the panty-soiling at band rehearsal today, I first give her the 3 days of detention customary for a 3rd panty-soiling of the school year. But I also give her a stern sentence of having to write, “I will not soil my panties in school, including at band rehearsal, again” 500 times. “And finally I am requiring you to report 15 minutes earlier on the night of the Christmas Holiday program,” I tell her and note for the record, “And you’ll spend that time sitting on the toilet in the girls’ room.” “And you’ll also be required to visit the girls’ room at intermission of the show,” I continue, “And that means going into a stall, pulling down your pants and panties and actually trying to use the toilet.” Mr. Hornman also requests that I give Claudia a warning and that’s a reasonable request under the circumstances. “You’ll be one very sorry young lady if you do have an accident at the holiday program,” I sternly warn her, “You don’t even want to think about the punishment you’d get for doing that.”

Next up before the TVPC is Erica, a pretty and mature senior brunette. Though a senior, she’s a recent transfer to our school and this is the first time she’s ever had to appear before the TVPC. She stands accused of squatting over the toilet to defecate with the toilet seat down – The violation apparently occurring as she hurried to use the toilet in the 2nd Floor girls’ room between 4th and 5th periods this morning. Faithful readers of the TVPC know that girls are not permitted to do either bodily function while squatting over the toilet with the toilet seat still down. If they want to squat they need to put the toilet seat up and out of the line of fire. Miss Spellman, a pretty, blonde-haired Math teacher and Soccer Coach is her accuser.

“It’s really not a difficult case, Mr. Chairman,” Miss Spellman tells us, “Erica was in the stall just squatting over the toilet like I said.” “I had to go in there and do a bowel movement myself,” Miss Spellman reports, “I initially went upstairs to use the faculty bathroom in the librarian’s office, but unfortunately that one was clogged.” “So like I said, I was stuck having a bowel movement in the student girls’ room myself,” the young and pretty Math teacher continues, “And when I was coming out of my stall, I saw Erica squatting there in hers.” “I think she said that she was in a hurry and either didn’t lock the door well enough or didn’t lock it at all,” Miss Spellman reports, “But either way, I could see right into her stall.” “I could see her clearly squatting over the toilet having a bowel movement,” she tells us, “And I could clearly see that the toilet seat was still down.”

BEING ERICA’s first ever TVPC appearance, she’s a bit confused as to what to say when I ask her for her plea. “I didn’t do anything wrong,” Erica says, “I mean, I was using the toilet just as Miss Spellman says, but I really didn’t do anything wrong.” “I know I wasn’t sitting all the way down on the seat,” the easy-going brunette continues, “But it wasn’t like I actually went on the toilet seat or the toilet or the floor or anything like that.” “I was really careful about that, sir – I’m always careful when I use the toilet,” she explains, “I made sure that it all went into the toilet like it was supposed to.” “And I um-didn’t only go um-#2,” Erica then explains, “I actually went #1 and #2.” “Yes – I know,” Miss Spellman acknowledges, “It’s just that when you do it both ways, we always only write it up as 1 violation.” “We always just write it up for the more serious violation which is the #2,” she explains to Erica, “But we only punish you for that one not both.”

“But why should I be getting punished at all?” Erica asks her, “All I did was go in the toilet.” “Like I said, it wasn’t like I went on the toilet seat or anything like that,” Erica argues, “I didn’t do anything wrong.” “The toilet seat was down and you weren’t sitting on it, Erica,” I tell the pretty, TVPC rookie, “I’m afraid that’s a violation of TVPC rules, “I wouldn’t get too upset about it, though – It’s not that serious a violation so you’re punishment is not going to be bad at all,” I assure her, “But you’re still not allowed to relieve yourself while squatting over the toilet seat like that.” “Maybe YOU can squat and still get it all in the toilet without any problem,” I point out to her, “But not every girl at this school is so skilled.” “I’m sure you wouldn’t want to find a toilet seat that was either wet or messed on,” I tell the senior beauty, “That’s why we make the girls pick them up if the are not going to actually sit on them.”

“Public toilet seats are already gross,” Erica tells us, an exaggerated look of disgust on her face, “Not just yours, but I’m talking about all public toilet seats.” “It’s just gross to sit on toilet seats that so many other girls have sat on,” Erica continues, “I know that some girls may not mind that, but I always squat when I’m using a public bathroom.” “It’s not just your bathrooms here, sir – I mean, these bathrooms aren’t any worse than most others,” she explains, “But I don’t sit on anyone else’s public toilet seats, either.” “And you’re now telling me that I’m not allowed to squat over the toilet any more?” she asks, a tone of panic suddenly creeping into her voice. “I don’t think I can even use the bathroom if I have to sit all the way down on the seat,” Erica continues, “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do now about going to the bathroom in school.” “I guess I’m just going to have to hold it in all day and wait until I get home,” she rambles on, “But I don’t think I can hold it in all day – At least not without having an accident.” “But I won’t be able to hold it in and I won’t be about to use the toilet,” she continues rambling in a panicked tone, “The only thing left is going in my pants.” “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do, sir,” she tells me. “I don’t want to go in my pants, sir – That’s just totally gross,” she says, “But sitting on public toilet seats is pretty gross, too.” “What’s wrong with just squatting over the toilet as long as a girl can do it without making a mess? she asks, “Punish the girls who go on the seat, but don’t just punish the rest of us because of them.” “Please just let me squat when I need to, sir,” she pleads with me, “I don’t know what else I’m supposed to do.”

“Well, I’d certainly think that messing in your panties is more gross than just sitting on a public toilet seat,” I pointedly respond to Erica’s melodramatics, “It’s hard to believe that you’d even consider messing in your pants because you think it’s too gross to sit on a public toilet seat.” Erica starts to explain herself, but I put up my hand to stop her. “But that really isn’t the point,” I tell her, “Fortunately you don’t have to make that choice.” I then proceed to explain the applicable TVPC rules to Erica. “There is no TVPC rule that says a girl has to sit on the toilet seat when she relieves herself,” I explain, “You can continue to squat over the toilet if that’s what you need to do.” “But the rules are quite specific about the toilet SEAT,” I tell her, “If you do want to squat, you have to lift up the toilet seat first,” I explain further, “That prevents the seat from getting wet or soiled if a girl doesn’t quite get it all in the toilet.” Erica suddenly looks greatly relieve now that she understands the rules better.

“There’s still nothing wrong with sitting on the toilet seat,” Miss Spellman chimes in, “I sit on the toilet seats all the time – Practically all the girls at this school just sit down when they need to go.” “Eww!” Erica exclaims, an exaggerated look of disgust on her face. “All the more reason to squat instead of sit,” she says. “I don’t mean that just because of you, Miss Spellman,” Erica quickly clarifies, “I just mean that with so many different girls sitting on the toilet seats every day, I’d rather just squat.

In the meantime, I sentence Erica to 1 hour of detention and to write “I will not squat over the toilet seat to defecate with the toilet seat still down” 150 times. “Like I said, it’s not a serious offense,” I tell her, “Just lift up the seat next time if you’re going to squat over the toilet.” “And you also need to make sure that you do get it all in the toilet when you go,” I warn Erica, “It is a serious offense if you miss and go ON the toilet instead of IN the toilet.” “All the more reason to sit instead of squat,” Miss Spellman suggests again, “You don’t have to worry about missing the bowl when you’re sitting down.” “Well, maybe so,” Erica acknowledges, “But I think I’ll just keep squatting all the same.” “I’ve been squatting in public toilets for as long as I can remember,” she says, “I know how to get it ALL in the toilet when I do it.”

Before moving on, I ask Miss Spellman to wait a minute. “You mentioned that there was a toilet clog in the Librarian’s Office bathroom,” I remind her, “You said you originally went up to the library to use that toilet, but you ended up in the 2nd Floor girls’ room instead.” “Yes sir – It was clogged,” Miss Spellman confirms, “I went in there, saw that it was clogged, and then I had to go across the hall to the girls’ room instead.” “I didn’t really analyze it all that closely, Mr. Chairman,” Miss Spellman says, laughing a bit, “But it looked like a pretty bad clogging – A big bowel movement and lots of toilet paper combined.”
Looking through the paperwork on my desk, I note that I don’t have a report on this. “Do we have any idea who did this?” I ask Miss Spellman. “I wondering if a student perhaps snuck in there to use that bathroom and ending up clogging it,” I speculate, “And that would, of course, be a matter for the TVPC.” “I definitely think it was a student, Mr. Chairman,” Miss Spellman concurs. “I man, I know we have a few teachers who really have big bowel movements sometimes,” Miss Spellman adds, “But I’d have to believe that a teacher wouldn’t use that much toilet paper without flushing the toilet first.” With that, I see a hand raised in the spectators’ section. It’s Miss Mars – A pretty gym teacher and top-notch investigator. “We’ve already begun an investigation on that, sir,” Miss Mars tells us, “And we already have several suspects.” O.K. – Nice work, as always,” I tell her, “Just make sure you turn in the paperwork on that to make it official.” Miss Mars acknowledges that she will. This is an important matter since a student using a teachers’ bathroom is a serious enough matter already. But if she managed to clog the toilet in there – A toilet that she shouldn’t even have been using – It’ll be a toilet suspension for sure.

So concludes another session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee. Meeting adjourned at 4:11 PM

[Arnold Ziffel]

Coach Musso's Punishment Essay

NAME: Grace Musso

TVPC Punishment Essay

Offense: Using a Faculty Bathroom

Offense Date: 12/06/13

Length: 2,500 Words

Due Date: 12/13/13

I am writing this essay as my punishment for using a faculty bathroom last Wednesday. I used the bathroom in the coaches’ office in the girls’ locker room between fifth and sixth periods that day. I went both ways in there but mostly I went in there to have a bowel movement. I didn’t do anything wrong in the bathroom itself. I simply used the toilet, wiped myself and then flushed it all away. I had a pretty big bowel movement but fortunately it all flushed down with any problem.

But the problem, of course, is that I’m not allowed to use the faculty bathrooms anymore. Because of all the problems that I’ve had messing in my panties at games and at other times, I have special bathrooms rules that I have to go by. These are rules that I had to agree to if I wanted to continue as the Cheerleading Coach. And since I wanted to continue as Cheerleading Coach – I love being the Cheerleading Coach – I agreed to these special bathroom conditions. I have to follow all the same TVPC rules that the girls have to follow. I have to use the student girls’ rooms just like the girls at this school have to do and I get punished when I have an accident just like the girls do.

But on Wednesday I didn’t use a student girls’ room like I was supposed to do – I used a faculty bathroom instead. In the morning before school, I used the girls’ room – Specifically, the one in the hallway by the gym – to urinate. And after school before cheerleading practice, I used another girls’ room – Specifically, the girls’ room upstairs in the Science Wing – to urinate again. But it was in the middle of the day – Specifically between 5th and 6th periods – That I went into the Coaches’ Office bathroom to have a bowel movement. I am very sorry that I did this. I knew that this was in violation of the toilet conditions that I agreed to and I admit that I deserved to be punished for this.

I did this because I needed to do a bowel movement really bad and I just didn’t want to do it in the student girls’ room. I used the faculty bathroom in the coaches’ office because it is a lot nicer – It is cleaner and has a lot more privacy – than the student girls’ rooms. But this is not an excuse because I know that I have to use the student girls’ rooms instead and that I’m not allowed to use the faculty bathrooms at all. I definitely should have used the girls’ room in the girls’ locker room or the girls’ room in the hallway by the gym instead. But I’m ashamed to say that I didn’t want to use either of those girls’ rooms for a bowel movement. I first went to use the bathroom in the girls’ locker room but all 4 stalls (even the stall without a door on it), were occupied and there was a line already. I could have waited in line but I knew that I had to do a really big bowel movement and I didn’t want to do that in the girls’ locker room with so many other girls around. The girls’ locker room isn’t really a good place to go to the bathroom – Especially when it comes to having a bowel movement. So then I went to use the bathroom in the hallway – The one outside the gym near the auditorium and the Music Room. But that’s not a particularly nice place to be having a bowel movement, either. That girls’ room is always really crowded because that’s a really busy corridor of the school and a lot of girls who are changing in the locker room don’t want to go to the bathroom in the locker room and they use the bathroom in the hallway instead. So, like I said, it’s always really crowded with lots of girls going to the bathroom in there. When I went in there then it was not only your normal assortment of girls going to the bathroom (including girls who were having bowel movements as well as urinating), but 2 girls were in there doing toilet sitting punishments and Mrs. Duncan was in there writing up a Violation Report on a girl with a mess in her panties. I know now that I should have gone to the bathroom in there anyway – The girls in our school have to use that bathroom so I have to use it, too – But I just really didn’t want to. I must learn to get used to going to the bathroom – including having a bowel movement – when there lots of other girls in the girls’ room. That’s what happens when I’m serving as Cheerleading Coach at games so I have to get used to going to the bathroom like that.

So that’s when I made a mistake and violated my bathroom rules by going in the faculty bathroom in the Coaches’ Office. Like I said, I didn’t do anything bad in there – I just did my bowel movement in the toilet, wiped myself, and then flushed it all down the toilet – But as we both know, I wasn’t supposed to be using that bathroom at all. I violated the rules by using a faculty bathroom instead of the student girls’ rooms that I was supposed to use. I am very sorry for what I did and I admit that I deserved to get punished for doing it. I really have no excuse for violating my toilet rules like I did. I just want to say that this is the first time that I’ve used a faculty bathroom this year. I have been using the student girls’ rooms all year and that includes many times having a bowel movement in the girls’ rooms. I know that still doesn’t excuse using the faculty bathroom like I did, but I just want to promise that this was the first time that I’ve done that this year. And I promise that I’ll never do it again. From now on, I will always use the student girls’ rooms like I’m supposed to and I promise I’ll never use the faculty bathroom again, no matter what the circumstances. I realize that my punishment this time was not as bad as it could have been and I understand that my punishment will be a lot worse if I do it again. I know that if I were to use a faculty bathroom again, I’d be risking going on toilet suspension and not being allowed to use any bathrooms in school at all. I know that the student girls’ rooms may not be the greatest, but they are certainly better than not being able to use any bathroom at all. So I promise that from now on, I’ll use the student girls’ rooms like I’m supposed to do, so you’ll never have to punish me for this again.

I have no business violating the conditions of my toilet procedures because I agreed to them in order to stay on as Cheerleading Coach. I need to have these procedures because in order to still be Cheerleading Coach I need to learn to use regular girls’ room facilities at games. As you know, I used to go in my pants sometimes because I didn’t like to have bowel movements in the regular girls’ rooms that schools had for us at away games. And even worse was when they only had port-o-pottys. Since I was used to using the faculty bathrooms at our school for my bowel movements, I didn’t want to have my bowel movements in the regular girls’ rooms at other schools. So I would try to hold in my bowel movements at the game and a few times I did mess in my panties. It was very shameful of me to be messing in my panties at games and I’m very ashamed for myself for doing it. I know that it’s bad enough when cheerleaders in high school mess in their panties but it’s even worse and even more shameful when their cheerleading coach messes in her panties. That’s why I needed to learn my lesson – Not only to get punished for messing in my panties like my cheerleaders have to do, but I had to do toilet training so I’d be used to using student girls’ rooms at games and stuff. So that’s why I needed to be using the student girls’ rooms in school and not the faculty ones. And that’s why I deserve to be punished for using the Coaches’ Office bathroom last Wednesday.
Having to use the student girls’ rooms in school has really taught me a lesson about always doing my bowel movements in the toilet. I always dreaded when we were at an away game and I needed to do a bowel movement there. As I said, I used to hold it in because I didn’t want to use the girls’ room there and sometimes I’d mess in my panties. But now, because I’m used to using regular girls’ rooms all the time, I don’t mind it so much when I have to go at a game. Many times so far this year, I’ve had a bowel movement in the girls’ rooms at away games and I’m proud to say that I haven’t had any accidents. I still hate using port-o-pottys – Especially for bowel movements – and sometimes we still get those at games. But I also use the port-o-potty when I have to because it’s really shameful for the Cheerleading Coach to mess in her panties and I don’t want to do that anymore. I think this is the first time that I’ve gone through the whole football season without messing in my panties at least once. I’ve been trying really hard not to mess in my panties anymore – especially when I’m representing the school as the Cheerleading Coach. And, as I said before, that’s because I’ve gotten used to using regular girls’ rooms now. Like I said, I’m very sorry for using the faculty bathroom last Wednesday and I promise that I’ll never do that again.

Even if I have to use the girls’ room in the girls’ locker room or in the hallway outside the gym, I’ll still do my bowel movements in there rather than using the faculty bathroom again. Like I said, I’ve been using the student girls’ rooms like I’m supposed to, but mostly I use girls’ rooms different from those two. If I just need to urinate, I’ll usually just do it in the girls’ locker room because it’s closest or I’ll go in the girls’ room in the hallway if the locker room bathroom is too crowded. But when I have to have a bowel movement, I usually go to one of the girls’ rooms upstairs. I have done bowel movements in the girls’ locker room and in the hallway before, but mostly I avoid these for bowel movements. And when it comes to bowel movements, I also avoid the Basement girls’ room and the girls’ room outside the cafeteria as well. When I need to have a bowel movement at school, I mostly try to use one of the girls’ rooms upstairs. I like to use the 2nd Floor girls’ room and the Science Wing girls’ room the best. And the New Addition isn’t that bad, either. I don’t mind so much doing a bowel movement in there. The Main Corridor girls’ room is pretty busy and gets dirty sometimes because so many girls end up using it, but it’s still better than using any of the girls’ rooms downstairs. But if using the girls’ room downstairs is what I need to do to avoid punishment and to keep my position as the Cheerleading Coach, that’s what I have to do.

What I’m trying to say is that the girls’ rooms upstairs are a lot better than the girls’ rooms downstairs. And that, of course, is mostly true when you need to have a bowel movement. I mean, I guess the bathrooms themselves are the same whichever function you need to do, but it seems to make the most difference when you need to have a bowel movement rather than when you just have to urinate. But the thing is that I’m teaching in the gym and that’s the farthest away from the upstairs girls’ rooms than any other place in the school. So I’m usually trying to do my bowel movements in the 2nd Floor girls’ room or one of the other upstairs girls’ rooms during one of my free periods or during my lunch period. Those are really the only times that I can go upstairs to use the girls’ room. It’s just not enough time between classes to do that – Especially when it’s a bowel movement that I gotta do.

And that’s what happened last Wednesday. I was needing to have a bowel movement during my 4th period class and the only time I really could have do it was between my 4th period class and my 5th period class. At first, of course, I wanted to hold it in until after my 5th period class and I’d go upstairs to do the bowel movement during my 6th period lunch. But I soon realized that I probably wouldn’t be able to hold it in that long. Obviously, I didn’t want to have an accident. That’s disgusting and shameful and I’m really trying hard not to do that anymore. So that’s how I was stuck downstairs really needing to do a bowel movement. That’s how I ended up having to use the girls’ locker room bathroom or the girls’ room in the hallway. And, like I said before, I really didn’t want to have a bowel movement in one of those girls’ rooms. And not wanting to have an accident and mess in my panties, I knew that I had to use a toilet somewhere. So that’s how I ended up using the bathroom in the Coaches’ office. I’m not saying this as an excuse – I know there’s no excuse for what I did – but I’m just trying to explain what happened.

Once again, I am very, very sorry for what I did and I promise that I’ll never do it again. I admit that what I did was wrong and I admit that I deserved to be punished. And thank you for not punishing me severely for this. I really do want to remain as Cheerleading Coach and I realize that I need to follow to rules in order to do so. I realize that that means not messing in my panties anymore – Especially while representing the school – But using the student girls’ rooms when I have to go at school. Please let me stay on as Cheerleading Coach. As I said, I promise you that this will never happen.

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Would be happy to inspect Grace's BMs

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