Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

[Arnold Ziffel]

Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.

My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of January 14, 2014.

We begin today’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) with a case from yesterday afternoon. This apparently happened too late in the day to be included in yesterday’s TVPC session. In fact, it happened at the very end of cheerleading practice yesterday afternoon. Carrie-Anne, a cute and outgoing senior cheerleader is accused of “Panty-Soiling” at cheerleading practice.

“Actually, it didn’t happen until practice was over,” Carrie-Anne points out, “Practice was already over and I was at my locker gathering up my stuff to go home when it happened.” “It doesn’t make any difference,” Miss Musso, the Cheerleading Coach, yells at her. “It doesn’t make any difference whether it actually occurred during practice or not,” she tells Carrie-Anne angrily, “As long as it happened in school before you went home, you’re guilty.” “In fact, I think that makes it even worse – Or at least more shameful,” Coach Musso lectures her, “I mean, what’s your excuse for not going to the girls’ room once practice was over.” “With practice being over, you had every opportunity to go to the girls’ room,” she tells the bespectacled senior, “But you just went in your pants instead.” “It wasn’t like I just went in my pants – I was trying to hold it in until I got home,” she tells Coach Musso, fighting back tears, “Practice was over and it wasn’t going to be long before I was sitting on the toilet in my own bathroom at home.”

But that point only makes Coach Musso angrier. “I don’t care about your toilet at home,” Coach Musso yells at her, “Sometimes you just can’t wait until you get to your toilet at home.” “Sometimes you have to go while you’re at school,” the coach continues, “That’s why we have toilets right here at school for you to use.” “I don’t care that you only like going in your bathroom at home,” Coach Musso lectures, “Sometimes you have no choice but to go at school whether you like those toilets or not.” “If I have to use the girls’ rooms in school, so do you,” the pretty coach tells her. “Messing in your panties shouldn’t be an option, young lady,” Coach Musso adds, “Especially not for a girl who’s a senior in high school.” “And this is the 2nd time, you’ve done it at cheerleading practice alone,” she points out, “Shame on you, Carrie-Anne, shame on you.”

“I’m sorry,” the smart and likeable cheerleader meekly tells us as she bursts into tears, “I didn’t want to mess in my panties – I really didn’t.” “Well, no one is saying that you MEANT to mess in your panties,” I tell her sympathetically, “I believe you when you say that you were trying to hold it in.” “But the point is that you shouldn’t have been trying to hold it in,” I explain, “The point is that you should have gone to the girls’ room and done it in the toilet instead.” “Coach Musso is right,” I continue, “With cheerleading practice being over, there was no better time to go to the girls’ room.” “Or you could have gone anytime during practice,” Coach Musso chimes in, “I don’t like interruptions during practice but I’d rather that you do that than mess in your panties – AGAIN!

But Carrie-Anne says, just as she did last time, how she hates using the girls’ room in the hallway down where the cheerleaders practice and that she hates the toilets in the girls’ locker room even more. She says that those girls’ rooms are just too busy and don’t afford the privacy she needs to have a bowel movement in there. “I really like my privacy when I have to do that sort of thing,” she says, “That’s why I was just so desperately trying to hold it in until I got home.” “I’m usually o-k during the school day when I can use one of the better bathrooms and I can go during a class period when it’s usually empty,” she says, “But during cheerleading practice – Especially when it’s that late – We can’t always go upstairs where we can have privacy.” Carrie-Anne then describes the girls’ rooms up on the 1st and 2nd Floors – The Main Corridor girls’ room, the Science Wing girls’ room, the New Addition girls’ room, and the 2nd Floor girls’ room – as the “better bathrooms” that she doesn’t mind using so much. As to the ones downstairs – The Girls’ Locker Room, the Gym/Auditorium Hallway girls’ room, the Cafeteria girls’ room, and the Basement girls’ room – That’s a different story. Coach Musso is left just shaking her head at hearing that. “I know it’s not an excuse, Miss Musso,” Carrie-Anne says, “I know I have to learn to use whatever girls’ room is available when I have to go at school.” “But it’s really hard, Miss Musso,” she says, “It’s really hard for me to do #2 when I don’t have a lot of privacy.”

“If you don’t like to do it in the locker room, maybe you can go before practice,” offers Hayden, a pretty and articulate brunette who is Co-Captain of the cheerleaders. “I know I don’t really like going #2 in the locker room, either,” she explains, “So I always take a few minutes and go use the Science Wing girls’ room before I come downstairs to practice.” “If I just go sit on the toilet there, I usually end up having to go,” she says, “And then I won’t have to go again downstairs at practice.” “Yeah – I usually do that, too – Either in that one or the girls’ room up n the 2nd Floor,” offers Tatianna, another cheerleader. “I guess I shouldn’t talk because I’ve had some accidents myself.” Tatianna says, “But if I take the time to go upstairs before practice starts, at least it won’t happen again during practice.” “But I just don’t understand something, Carrie-Anne,” she tells her friend, “I swear I saw you in the 2nd Floor girls’ room right after school yesterday.” “I mean, I was in there doing a #2 before practice yesterday,” she says to Carrie-Anne, “And I could swear that was you in the stall next to me.” “I just don’t understand how you could use the toilet right after school and then have an accident like only 2 hours later,” she says, “It just doesn’t make sense.”

But senior cutie explains that she only had to pee then. “I only peed in there,” Carrie-Anne tells Tatianna, “That’s all I needed to do.” “I probably would have gone #2 in there if I needed to,” she explains, “But all I had to do was pee.” “Probably?” Coach Musso asks her, “You PROBABLY would have gone if you had to?” Carrie-Anne then reassures her coach that she would have indeed gone #2 is she needed to. Quite Frankly, I don’t find her reassurance convincing but that’s not something we need to deal with now. Unfortunately, though, that may be a matter for another TVPC session – That is, if Carrie-Anne messes in her panties again.

In the meantime, I have to determine the appropriate punishment for the senior cheerleader. As her Coach noted, it is her 2nd panty-soiling at cheerleading practice. Overall, though, it’s her 3rd of the school year and she’s also got a violation for Leaving Class Without Permission to Use the Girls’ Room. Fortunately for her, an accident at cheerleading PRACTICE isn’t the same as a panty-soiling while representing the school at a game. She really would have been in trouble had these 2 accidents been while representing the school. Still, Coach Musso argues for the maximum punishment for the sophomore cheerleader. “That’s what it’s going to take to teach Carrie-Anne a lesson,” she says, “I’m afraid she’s going to need a strong incentive to use the toilet the next time she needs to go at cheerleading practice.” I don’t quite agree with that – A 3rd panty-soiling isn’t all that serious. But given that 2 of them did happen at cheerleading practice, I am persuaded to give her a bit more punishment than would ordinarily be the case. I give her the usual 3 days of detention, but I am assigning her to write, “I will not soil my panties in school – Especially at cheerleading practice – Again” 500 times. “You’ll also have mandatory toilet visits before cheerleading practice for the next month,” I tell her and note for the record. Coach Musso obviously wanted more (I actually could have given Shelby a week of detention on the toilet and 1,000 lines), but she seems generally satisfied that I gave her what I did. “If she does do it again at cheerleading practice, she will get the maximum,” I assure Coach Musso – Although, obviously, that was more for Carrie-Anne’s benefit than her Coach.

I do ask Coach Musso to stick around, though. Unfortunately, she has another matter later on our agenda today.

Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that not only may teachers and other staff members bring toilet violation cases to the TVPC, but students also have the ability to bring cases against other students. That doesn’t happen very often but such is the case today. Tess, a bright but often sarcastic redhead, has brought a charge of “Bathroom-Related Teasing” against a very pretty but quite spoiled blonde named Dhalia. Dhalia, in turn, has charged Tess with “Masturbating in the Girls’ Room.” The 1st charge is definitely something that I could see Dhalia doing, while the 2nd charge just leaves me shaking my head. That’s especially true since Dhalia is accused of teasing Lisa – A close friend of Tess – Over Lisa soiling her panties. And Lisa soiling her panties is definitely something I believe.

“First of all, I wasn’t masturbating in the girls’ room,” Tess says in her defense, “I would never masturbate in the girls’ room – That’s just gross.” “I mean, not that it’s gross to masturbate,” the bright honor student quickly clarifies, “I just mean it’s gross to be doing that kind of thing in a public bathroom.” “Well, you were certainly in there a long time,” Dhalia counters. “What were you doing in there if you weren’t doing that?” she teases Tess, “Or maybe you had an accident like your friend Lisa did and were in there trying to clean it up” Tess just gives Dhalia a dirty look. “I mean, you 2 are close friends,” Dhalia adds, “Don’t you girls do everything together?” Tess just shakes her head. “Just because Lisa has accidents sometime doesn’t mean that I do, too,” Tess answers, stating the obvious, “I mean, if you had a friend, she wouldn’t have to be a spoiled little priss like you, would she?” As much as I liked Tess’s clever analogy, I must bang my gavel and warn her about those kinds of comments. “O.K.,” she answers me, returning a sly smile.

Getting back to the subject at hand, Tess once again denies masturbating in the girls’ room but asserts that Dhalia was indeed teasing her friend Lisa. Lisa is, of course, present at this meeting and she also asserts that Dhalia was indeed teasing her. These 3 junior girls all have 7th period French class with Miss Defequer and this whole thing – Or at least part of this – Apparently happened there.

“I’m sorry to say that Lisa did have an accident in French class today,” Tess reports, “We were all working on our group projects and suddenly it happened.” “I’m not saying that I’m defending Lisa having an accident like she did,” the pretty redheaded honor student continues, “But it’s still not a reason for Dhalia to start teasing her like she did.” “It’s as good a reason as any,” Dhalia snaps back, “We’re just sitting there in class and suddenly Lisa just takes a dump in her pants.” “GROSS!” the spoiled blonde-haired drama queen continues, as she looks at Lisa, “Shouldn’t you have been toilet trained BEFORE you got to high school.” “See what I mean,” Tess then chimes in, “It was that kind of stuff that she kept saying to Lisa.” With that, I proceed to issue Dhalia a warning. “It looks like you’re already going to be in trouble for teasing Lisa,” I warn her, “You REALLY don’t want to make it worse by getting another violation now.” “She kept saying that what Lisa did was gross and she kept holding her nose and saying that it smelled,” Tess reports further, “I mean, I guess it did kind of smell and it definitely was gross, but I don’t think Dhalia should be saying stuff like that.” “And then she offered to buy Lisa some pull-ups,” Tess adds, “She said that since Lisa isn’t toilet-trained she should have to wear pull-ups in school.” “I was just trying to help,” Dhalia adds sarcastically, “I know that her family is poor – Maybe they can’t afford to buy Lisa any diapers.” With that, I give Dhalia a very stern look and fortunately for her, she heeds my implicit warning to stop there.”

Checking with Miss Defequer, she knows nothing of the incident. “All I can say is that I didn’t hear any teasing or anything like that,” the pretty French teacher reports, “But then again, they were all in groups working on their projects and I was probably working with another group at the time.” This would normally present a dilemma for the TVPC as we’re always careful not to believe everything that a student tells us in cases like these – Especially when it involves girls who really don’t get along like Tess and Dhalia. But in this case, Dhalia doesn’t really deny what she said – In fact, she pretty much defends it. “The girl took a dump in her pants right there in French class and this is HIGH SCHOOL,” Dhalia reminds us, “Maybe if more girls were to tease her about doing that, she’d start doing it in the toilet like she’s supposed to.” “I mean, I know the girls’ rooms here are totally gross,” the spoiled rich girl continues, now addressing Lisa, “But it’s not as gross as doing it in your pants.”

Immediately, I cut Dhalia off before she says anything else and gets herself into more trouble. Obviously, she is found “Guilty” as charged. “Around here we don’t tease girls about their toilet habits – And that includes when they have accidents,” I tell the pretty but often unpleasant junior, “It’s not up to you to be the enforcer of proper toilet habits – That’s our job.” Sparing her the apology essay customary in teasing cases (that would be rather pointless with Dhalia and Lisa), I give Dhalia a stern sentence of writing “I will not tease other girls about their accidents and other toilet habits” 500 times and to serve a full week in detention. Obviously, she’s not happy with that rather stern punishment and I can tell that she’s got something more she’d like to say. But seeing the stern expression on my face, she wisely decides that it’s better left unsaid. “Yes sir,” is all that she says.

Now moving on to Dhalia’s case against Tess, the evidence is far less clear. The Violation Report filed by Dhalia is completely lacking in details, so I need for her to provide those details now. “This is all completely untrue,” Tess asserts, “I’ve never masturbated in school – Much less in the girls’ room.” “Dhalia only filed this because I filed the case against her,” she argues, “Isn’t there a punishment for filing a false charge against a fellow student?” Indeed there is, but I’m not willing to jump to that conclusion just yet. Before that, I want to give Dhalia every opportunity to prove the accusation she’s made against Tess.

“Well, she was in the girls’ room today for a really long time – Like forever,” Dhalia tells us, “I saw her going into the girls’ room on my way to lunch 5th period,” the blonde-haired beauty explains, “And then when I went in there to pee at the end of 5th period, Tess was just coming out of a stall.” “It doesn’t even take that long when you’re in there taking a dump,” Dhalia explains further, “The only thing that does take that long is when you’re in there um-pleasuring yourself.” Tess denies that she was doing that and is incredulous at the charge. “Is that it?” she asks Dhalia, “Is that the only reason, you say that I was masturbating? – Just because I was in there so long?” “She only filed this because I filed a charge against her,” Tess tells me again. “Notice how this supposedly happened during 5th period lunch,” she points out to me, “But Dalia didn’t file the Violation Report until 8th period after I filed the charge against her.”

All that may be true, but it still doesn’t explain what Tess was doing in the girls’ room for all of 5th period. “That’s 50 minutes,” I point out to the well-spoken junior, “Dhalia is right – It doesn’t take that long to go to the bathroom even if you are going both ways.” But as we discuss the matter further, we find out that Tess was not masturbating on the toilet for 50 minutes this afternoon, but rather she was reading in there. “It was my lunch period but I wasn’t really hungry and I don’t like Sloppy Joes anyway,” Tess explains, “So I just went to the girls’ room with a book, grabbed a stall, and was reading the whole time.” Sloppy Joes was apparently on the lunch menu today, but that’s really not important. The members of the TVPC are a little surprised to find out that Tess went to the girls’ room to read, but knowing Tess, we probably shouldn’t be surprised. “You know, we do have a library up here on the 2nd floor,” I tell the pretty but unassuming honor student, with a smile, “You may find this surprising but a lot of girls go up there to read.” “I guess so but I like the solitude of a bathroom stall,” a similarly smiling Tess tells me, “And it’s really cozy in there.” “But the point is that I wasn’t masturbating,” the articulate Tess argues, “And Dhalia had no business charging me with that.”

Tess has a point. “You really had no evidence that Tess was masturbating in the girls’ room, did you?” I ask Dhalia. “You were just mad that Tess filed a charge against you,” I tell her sternly, “So you remembered that she was in the girls’ room for a long time and you filed that charge against her.” “Well, she COULD HAVE been masturbating in there,” Dhalia then argues, “I mean, who stays in the bathroom reading for a whole period?” Apparently, Tess does but Dhalia has a point, too. I guess I could charge Dhalia with bringing a false charge against Tess but, after careful consideration, I decide against that.

Tess seems disappointed to hear that. “Dhalia was wrong to bring the masturbation charge against you – She really had no evidence of that,” I tell Tess, “But you’re not entirely innocent, either, young lady.” “If you are want just to read during your lunch period, you need to get a pass and go to the library,” I tell the pretty redhead, “What if some girl couldn’t get into a stall and had an accident because you were occupying a stall for the entire period?” “But sir,” Tess points out respectfully, “I checked, but there’s no TVPC rule that says you can’t read in the girls’ room.” “Maybe so, Tess,” I tell her, “But there is definitely a TVPC rule against loitering in there.” “And ‘Loitering’ is defined as ‘Hanging around the girls’ room without legitimate purpose,’” I explain. “And reading is not a legitimate purpose to be in the girls’ room,” I explain further, “You really don’t need the specialized facilities of the girls’ room to read.” “I certainly hope that you wouldn’t defecate or urinate in the library,” I point out to Tess, “So just the same, we don’t want you reading in the girls’ room.”

I’m not sure that Tess actually agrees with that (I mean, I’m sure she wouldn’t urinate or defecate in the library, but she probably still doesn’t see anything wrong with reading in the girls’ room), but she’s smart enough not to argue. Obviously, I find her “Not Guilty” of the masturbation charge, but I do have the TVPC clerk draw up a Violation Report on her for “Loitering in the Girls’ Room” and I do find her “Guilty” of that. “But don’t worry, Tess,” I point out further, “That’s not nearly as serious as Masturbating in the Girls’ Room.” For punishment, she’ll merely have to write, “I will not loiter in the girls’ room in school again” 100 times and to serve an hour in detention. She actually looks pretty happy with that. “Just don’t read in the girls’ room anymore,” I warn her, “If some girl had had an accident because of that, you’d have been in a lot worse trouble than you are now.”

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

The next matter before the TVPC is, of course, Lisa charged with “Panty-Soiling.” This is NOT a student brought case like the others, but just a regular case brought by a teacher – Specifically, Miss Bliss, Lisa’s 8th period History teacher. “It was blatantly obvious,” Miss Bliss reports, “Lisa just came strolling into class with a big mess in her pants.” “You should be ashamed of yourself, Lisa,” she tells the pretty but toilet-shy blonde, “A junior in high school messing in her panties like that.”

But before proceeding to the case, Miss Bliss tells us that she wishes to amend the Violation Report that charges Lisa with “Panty-Soiling.” I’m more than a little surprised to hear that since the load in Lisa’s pants – Not only causing her jeans to bulge outward in the seat, but staining the seat brown as well – Is readily obvious. “Oh, I still want to charge Lisa with Panty-Soiling,” she then clarifies, “But I want to amend the charge to say that Lisa defecated in her pants on purpose.” That accusation raises quite a few eyebrows in the committee room. Going in your pants on purpose is, of course, a more serious offense than just having an accident. But while a mere charge of Panty-Soiling is pretty easy to prove – You can usually just check a girl’s panties for that – Proving that she did it on purpose is a different matter entirely. Any attempt by the girl to hold in her bowel movement or her urination makes the matter an accident rather than something she did intentionally.

But Lisa, who is well known for desperately avoiding having her bowel movements in the school girls’ rooms at school, was found “Guilty” once last year of soiling in her panties on purpose. She told us then that the mess is easier to clean up if she just lets it out easily into her panties rather than fighting it coming out. Of course, last year’s toilet violations can’t count against her this year, but given that Lisa has messed in her panties on purpose before, I certainly have to consider that she might have done it this time as well.

Lisa, of course, vehemently denies that she’s done it on purpose. “It was an accident, I swear,” Lisa tells us, “I mean, I know I did it in my pants, but it was 100% an accident.” “I didn’t do it on purpose – I just didn’t,” the pretty but quite self-conscious blonde continues, “I was trying really hard to hold it in – I swear.” “You have to believe me – It was just an accident,” Lisa pleads, a tone of desperation in her voice, “I know I have to get punished for going in my panties, but not the extra punishment for doing it on purpose.” Going in your pants on purpose usually gets a girl double the punishment that she’d get if it were instead an accident. It also carries a minimum mandatory punishment of at least a 500 times writing assignment and at least a week in detention. Naturally, Lisa desperately wants only the punishment for having an accident.

With Lisa’s denials that she did it on purpose, I now must turn to Miss Bliss. The question to her, of course, is why she thinks Lisa would mess in her panties on purpose. “Well, it’s like Lisa said when she did it last year – It makes less of a mess when she just lets it out on purpose,” Miss Bliss says, “And I think we all know by now that Lisa would rather just clean it all out of her panties later at home than to simply do it in the toilet at school like she’s supposed to.” “I wasn’t really sure at first,” Miss Bliss continues, “When I saw her walking into class like that I wasn’t sure – I thought maybe she did it on purpose, but I just wasn’t sure.” “She was strolling into class like it was no big deal – She wasn’t walking like she had a mess in her pants or anything,” the pretty History teacher explains, “It was certainly like she did it so as to make sure the mess wasn’t so bad.” Actually, I think that may be from Lisa having had so many accidents throughout her high school career that it just doesn’t faze her anymore, but Miss Bliss certainly has an intriguing point. “But I still wasn’t sure until I heard the testimony in the prior case,” Miss Bliss continues, “I really wasn’t sure until I heard Tess testify how they were all just sitting in French class working on their project when Lisa just suddenly went in her pants.” “It’s just as Tess said, one minute everything is fine and the next minute Lisa’s got a big load in her pants,” the History teacher points out, “That certainly sounds to me like she did it on purpose.”

But Tess has an issue with that characterization. “I never said that Lisa did it on purpose,” the articulate Tess says adamantly, “I just said that she messed in her panties in French class and then Dhalia started teasing her about it.” But when I ask Tess directly whether she thinks Lisa did it on purpose, she’s decidedly less adamant. She defends her friend but only after she thinks about it for a while. “I don’t think she did – I think she really learned her lesson about that last year,” Tess points out, “She not only had to write 2,000 lines but she had to clean up the mess in school.” “I don’t think she wants to go through that again,” Tess argues, “In fact, I KNOW she doesn’t want to go through that again.” I note Lisa nodding her head in agreement with Tess. “I would NEVER go in my pants on purpose again.” Lisa says. “I was just trying to hold it in until I got home,” Lisa asserts, “I’m really sorry that I had an accident, but it was only an accident.”

Tess also has some advice for her friend. “You know, Lisa, even if it was just an accident, that’s still really gross,” Tess tells Lisa, “You really need to stop going in your pants like this.” “It really isn’t that bad using the bathroom in school,” Tess continues, “It really is better than going in your pants like you do sometimes.” “And that’s to say nothing of the punishments you get,” she adds. “How many weekends have been ruined by you having to write lines all weekend?” Tessa asks her toilet-troubled friend, “And how much time have you spent in detention or being grounded because of your accidents?” “You really need to start going in the toilet ALL THE TIME, Lisa,” Tessa tells her, “You really are getting way, WAY too old to be going in your pants so much.” “I’ll go to bathroom with you if you think it will help,” she tells Lisa, “Anything so you’ll go in the toilet instead of your pants.” Lisa really does seem like she wants to do better, but the messy load in her pants would seem to indicate otherwise. Lisa even says that sometimes she does go at school, but today she really thought that she could hold it in long enough and go at home. It leaves her friend Tess just shaking her head. “That’s just not good enough, Lisa,” she tells her friend, a tone of adamancy in her voice, “You just can’t be holding it in like that when you know you have to go.” “You just have to go to the girls’ room and do it when you feel the need and that means ALL THE TIME,” Tess urges her, “Going in your pants is just really, really gross, Lisa.”

All things considered, I cannot conclude that Lisa messed in her pants on purpose. You might be right – MAYBE she did do it on purpose,” I tell Miss Bliss, “But I really don’t think so and either way, we can’t really be sure.” “This wasn’t like that time last year when she was actually seen in the stairwell, crouching down and forcing her bowel movement out,” I point out. “You know as well as I do that the burden of proving a girl did it on purpose is a high one,” I explain to Miss Bliss. “It doesn’t even matter if Lisa knew she wasn’t going to be able to hold it in long enough,” I explain further, “As long as Lisa made any attempt at all to hold it, we can’t punish her for doing it on purpose.”

Accordingly, Lisa is found “Guilty” only of having a Panty-Soiling ACCIDENT. Miss Bliss disagrees with me on this, but my decision will stand. That’ll certainly save Lisa from some punishment, but I don’t intend to let her off easily, either. It’s actually only her 2nd Panty-Soiling accident so far this year but she’s got other toilet violations for “Using a Faculty Bathroom,” “Leaving School to Go Home to Use the Bathroom,” and even “Cutting Detention to Go Home to Use the Bathroom.” Obviously, Lisa will do pretty much anything to avoid having a bowel movement in the girls’ room at school. Given all this, and given the severity of this particular accident, I know that a stern punishment is in order. Lisa is sentenced not only to write, “I will not soil my panties in school again” 500 times, but to serve 5 days in detention sitting on the toilet. I also give her a week of her 3rd period study hall sitting on the toilet.

“You really need to heed Tess’s advice and go to the girls’ room when you need to,” I tell Lisa, “If you don’t, your punishment is only going to get worse from here.” “I’m trying, sir, I’m really trying,” Lisa tells me, breaking down in tears, no doubt at the severity of her punishment. “Well, it doesn’t look like you’re trying hard enough,” I tell her, “Not if you’ve got a mess in your pants like that.”

Departing from our scheduled agenda for a moment, I recognize Miss Robinson, a young and pretty Science teacher who has apparently brought us a new case. With her is Kaley, a tall and gorgeous blonde-haired senior. Apparently, this is a case about something that happened just moments ago. As I motion for the 2 of them to come forward and take the podium, your guess is as good as mine as to what it’s about. “I caught this one using the boys’ room,” Miss Robinson tells us – obviously referring to Kaley. “I was standing at the door to my classroom and I just happened to look down the hall,” she explains, “And there was Kaley just walking out of the boys’ room across from the Biology lab.” For the record, I note that this is officially the Science Wing boys’ room.

Miss Robinson further explains that she had Kaley in detention this afternoon for failing to complete several homework assignments. “I had her working on homework assignments and she had a lot of them to finish,” the Science teacher points out, “I knew she was going to be in detention for a while, so when she said that she had to go to the bathroom, I let her go.” “Naturally, I assumed that she was going to the GIRLS’ room,” she adds, “Imagine my surprise when a few minutes later, I saw her coming out of the BOYS’ room.”

“I had to go to the bathroom and I did,” Kaley explains, “A toilet is a toilet.” Apparently she thinks that this is no big deal. Obviously, I need to teach her otherwise, but first I press her for an explanation. She admits that she was indeed in detention with lots of homework assignments to complete. She explains that she had to go and Miss Robinson gave her permission to do so. “Obviously, I did go over to the girls’ room – the one right by the Science labs,” she explains, “But when I got there and tried the door it was locked shut.” “I really didn’t want to walk all the way to the other end of the floor to find another girls’ room,” she continues, “So I tried the boys’ room door instead and that was open.” “I made sure that there were no boys in there first and then I went in and used the toilet,” she points out, “Then I wiped, flushed, washed my hands and went back to detention.” “Like I said, a toilet is a toilet – the ones in the boys’ room are pretty much the same as the ones in the girls’ rooms,” she argues, “It wasn’t like I tried to do in the urinal or anything.” “So it was just easier for you to use the boys’ room – Is that what you are trying to say?” I ask her. “Yes, sir,” she answers, “The boys’ room was right there and I used it instead of walking all the way down the hall to find another girls’ room.” “Honestly sir – I really don’t see that the big deal is,” she answers.

“Hmmm! – Not a big deal you say,” I lecture her, “So I take it that you wouldn’t mind if we started letting boys use the girls’ room? – I take it that you wouldn’t mind having a boy in the next stall while you were doing your business?” “No, I didn’t mean exactly that, sir,” she answers. “And what if we just started making you use the boys’ rooms instead of the girls’ rooms?” I ask her, “After all, a toilet is a toilet, you say.” Suddenly, she gets this look of horror on her face. Apparently, she thinks that I’m considering imposing that as her punishment. “Relax,” I tell her, “That’s not going to be your punishment.” “I just wanted to prove a point to you,” I tell her, “I wanted to demonstrate to you why we can’t let boys use the girls’ room and girls use the boys’ room no matter how convenient it may be at the time.” “A toilet isn’t just a toilet – It does matter which bathroom it’s in,” I explain further, “Hopefully, you understand that now and don’t need a big punishment to drive home the point.” “Yes, sir,” she acknowledges with a big look of relief on her face, “I guess I just used the boys’ room without thinking about all that.” “I really wouldn’t like having a boy in the next stall while I was doing my business,” she adds, “I think I would just about die if a boy heard me in the next stall having a BM.”

Moving on to her punishment, I first need to confirm one thing. “I take it from your testimony that you only urinated in the boys’ room,” I ask her. “Yes sir – That’s all I needed to do,” she answers. I note for the record that her offense is officially “Urinating in the Boys’ Room” – a lesser offense than defecating in the boys’ room but more serious than just going in there to look around. I sentence her to 2 hours detention and to write 200 times, “I will not urinate in the boys’ room at school again.” “I’m going to give you a break with your detention, though,” I stipulate, “I’m going to let you spend your detention time with Miss Robinson catching up on your Biology homework.” “So you’re actually not getting any more detention than you already have,” I point out. “But let me make one thing perfectly clear, young lady,” I warn her, “This makes completing those homework assignments a part of your TVPC punishment.” “If she doesn’t complete all her missing assignments, I expect you to bring her back before this committee,” I tell Miss Robinson. “And trust me when I say that is NOT where you want to be,” I tell Kaley, “Don’t expect to be receiving any more leniency then.”

Next up before the TVPC is a cute and very bright brunette named Alex. She is charged with wetting her pants this afternoon – The accident occurring in 7th period History class with Mr. Feeney. Mr. Feeney, as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, is notorious for not letting girls go to the girls’ room no matter how bad they have to go. Alex has had problems with Mr. Feeney before – Not having had any accidents in class herself but for arguing on behalf of other girls who’ve had accidents because of Mr. Feeney’s strict “no bathroom passes in class” policy. Fans of the TVPC may remember our October 31, 2013 TVPC session when Alex was punished by the TVPC on 2 counts of “Arguing Over a Toilet-Related Matter.”

“I wet my pants,” Alex admits dejectedly, “I don’t know what else to say other than I wet my pants in History class this afternoon.” The notion of Alex not knowing what else to say is a bit amusing. Alex is an amazingly articulate young lady but certainly an argumentative one as well. “I know I did wet my pants but I’m not pleading ‘Guilty’ or anything like that,” Alex goes on, “I would NEVER plead ‘Guilty’ to something that isn’t my fault.” With that, she steps out from behind the podium, so we can see her very wet jeans. The poor girl’s jeans are absolutely sopping wet in the crotch and across the front and all the way up the back. We can also see a strong trail of wetness down both legs. It’s quite an accident, especially for a girl who has, on many occasions, claimed to have a small bladder. Naturally I ask her about this. “It just happened in 7th period not too long ago,” Alex explains, “It really hasn’t had much of a chance to dry.” “And obviously my bladder was full to the breaking point or I wouldn’t have lost control,” she points out. “And once that happened, I just couldn’t stop it,” she explains further, “It just kept flowing out until my bladder was just completely empty.”

“But, of course, it never would have happened it Mr. Feeney would have just let me go to the girls’ room when I asked,” Alex then points out, a tinge of anger in her voice and directing the comments at her ever strict History teacher. Immediately, I bang my gavel and warn Alex to watch herself. “You really don’t want another punishment assignment for arguing, do you?” I ask Alex, “If I have to give you another punishment this one is going to be 1,000 times and 2 weeks in detention as well.” “No, sir – I’m not looking to argue,” she quickly says. Once again, the idea of Alex not looking to argue brings a little chuckle to those assembled. “I’m not arguing but, like I said before, I’m not pleading ‘Guilty’, either,” the pretty honor student tells me, “I’m not pleading ‘Guilty’ since I didn’t do anything wrong.”

“You wet your pants in class, Alex,” Mr. Feeney points out to her, “You don’t think it’s wrong for a girl your age to be wetting her pants?” “No, I don’t!” Alex quickly answers him, “I don’t think it’s wrong when a girl wets herself because her teacher wouldn’t let her go to the girls’ room.” “It’s wrong if she doesn’t want to use the toilet in school or something like that and she wets her pants that way,” Alex explains, “But it’s not wrong if she’s stuck in class trying to hold it in because the teacher wouldn’t let her go.” Alex then takes a deep breath like she’s about to say something else, but she suddenly stops herself. She’s no doubt reminded herself of the sentences she had to write and the detentions she had to serve for arguing last time and she knows it would be even worse this time. “It’s only your first accident violation this school year, so your punishment isn’t going to be bad at all,” I tell her, “There’s no need to make it worse on yourself with a another, more serious violation.”

“Yes sir,” she tells me, trying to maintain her calm demeanor, “It’s just that it’s really frustrating when I have to go to the girls’ room and I want to go to the girls’ room and Mr. Feeney won’t let me.” “It’s embarrassing wetting my pants in school and it’s really uncomfortable sitting and even standing in wet pants,” Alex continues, “And none of this would have happened if Mr. Feeney had just let me go to the girls’ room when I asked.” “And it’s not like I’m the only who’s ever had an accident in his class because of it, either,” she points out, “It happens all the time and usually it’s even worse than a girl just wetting her pants.” “Tell me about it,” chimes in Joan, another pretty junior brunette, who is serving detention for soiling her pants in Mr. Feeney’s class 2 days ago. “I’m sorry you wet your pants, Alex – I’m sure that’s bad, too,” Joan says, “But just be glad you didn’t do the other like I did.” “Trust me, Alex, that’s one thing your REALLY don’t want to do in your pants,” she adds, “That’s the absolute worst.”

“Well, I almost did do the other, too,” Alex tells her sympathetically, “I had to do that in class this afternoon, too.” “But fortunately I did manage to hold that in and make it to the toilet in time,” Alex tells her, “But I was stuck holding that in during class this afternoon, too.” “Well, just be glad you did make it, Alex,” Joan tells her, “You really don’t want to feel what it’s like to do THAT in your pants like I did.” Saying that – Perhaps recalling the embarrassment and unpleasantness of soiling her panties 2 days ago – Nearly brings Joan to tears. “Don’t worry about it, Joan – We both know it wasn’t your fault,” Alex tells her. “We both know who’s really to blame for your accident and mine,” Alex says, turning to face Mr. Feeney, “We know who’s to blame for all the girls having accidents in his class.” Of course, that causes me to once again bang my gavel and this time Alex gets a very stern warning to watch herself. In fact, I tell her that I’ve absolutely heard enough from her already.

“Pleading ‘Guilty’ or not, Circumstances or not, the facts of this case are not really in dispute,” I tell the junior honor student matter-of-factly, “You wet your pants in History class and for that you must be punished.” Not surprisingly, Mr. Feeney speaks up and argues for the maximum punishment. “It was a pretty bad accident to be sure,” he says, “Not only did she wet her pants but her chair as well.” “She even managed to get a little bit on the floor as well,” he adds, “And obviously, she’s refusing to accept responsibility for what she did.”

Well, because of Alex’s 2 prior offenses for arguing (and 2 more for being Late to Class for Bathroom Purposes), she’ll get more than just a standard punishment for wetting her pants, but obviously, there’s no reason to give her anything near the maximum as Mr. Feeney suggested. “It is only her first time having an accident this year and it is only a wetting,” I remind her History teacher. Instead, Alex will have to serve 2 days detention and write, “I will not wet my pants in school again” 150 times. Alex isn’t really surprised by the extent of her punishment but she’d prefer not to have to write repetitive sentences. “Don’t you think lines are a bit of a childish punishment for high school,” she says, “Don’t you think writing an essay would be a lot more meaningful.” “Not a chance!” I tell Alex, smiling, “No way am I giving you a chance to argue about that some more.” “You’ll write lines just like everybody else,” I explain. Actually, I’m probably doing Alex a favor with this. A punishment essay would just give Alex another chance to get in more trouble for arguing about Mr. Feeney’s “No Girls’ Room Passes” policy.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

The next matter before the TVPC this afternoon concerns Claudia, a petite and pretty senior brunette. As the senior beauty stands before me, it’s impossible not to notice that her jeans are positively soaking wet and there’s a big bulge emanating from the seat. Unfortunately for Claudia, she’s currently suffering through a toilet suspension and today looks like one of those days when a toilet suspension is as bad as it can get.

Faithful readers of the TVPC will surely recall our special session on December 18, 2013 – A special session that was called to address the toilet violations occurring the night before at the schools’ Christmas Holiday program. It was during the intermission at the Holiday program that Claudia went upstairs to a faculty bathroom to have a bowel movement. Given that this was a toilet violation while representing the school and that it was her 2nd time this year using an inappropriate bathroom (she was caught using the bathroom in the Nurse’s office back in October – An offense for which Claudia was punished at our October 31, 2013 TVPC session), the TVPC handed Claudia a 2-week suspension of her toilet privileges. And it’s on that toilet suspension that Claudia suffers today.

“You just don’t know how bad this is,” Claudia tells me when I ask her how it’s going, “I can’t even tell you what it’s like to get this wet and to have a big mess in my pants, too.” She tells us that most days she manages to get by only wetting her pants once, but today it happened twice. “Usually I make it to lunchtime before I’m forced to wet my pants,” she says, “I’m really bursting by the time I get home but usually I can make it without wetting my pants again.” “But today I didn’t even make it to lunch without losing control,” Claudia continues, “And then I ended up wetting my pants all over again just a little while ago.” “That’s why my pants are so wet,” she explains, “Not only did I do it twice today, but my jeans haven’t had a chance to dry from the last time.” But Claudia also tells us that that wasn’t even the worst of it today. The worst of it, of course, is the big bowel movement currently in her panties. “Usually on days when that happens, it doesn’t happen until later in the day,” she tells us, “Usually if I have to do that, I can hold it in for a while so at least I don’t have to deal with it in my panties all day.” “But today I wasn’t even done with 1st period when I had to go,” Claudia explains, “And by the time 2nd period was over, it was already in my pants.” “You don’t know how bad this was, sir,” she explains further, “I had to walk around practically all day with the mess in my panties.” “I had to eat lunch with a mess in my panties and I had to take gym with it, too,” she adds.

“Well, such is how it goes when you’re on toilet suspension, Claudia,” I tell her matter-of-factly, “With all the times you’ve been on toilet suspension, I’d think you’d be used to it by now.” “You never get used to it, sir,” Claudia tells me, “Some days are worse than others but you never really get used to having to go both ways in your pants.” “And today was probably the worst day I’ve ever had on toilet suspension,” she adds, “I don’t think I’ve ever been this wet AND this messy before.” “You know this could have been your last day on toilet suspension,” I point out, “Your 2 weeks are up today and you really could have gone back to using the toilet in school tomorrow.” “But you really blew that one didn’t you, Claudia?” I ask her rhetorically, “Unfortunately, you went and got yourself another 2 weeks on toilet suspension, didn’t you?” The poor girl is too distraught to respond to that, but obviously she knows of what I speak. Today is indeed the last day of her original sentence of 2 weeks on toilet suspension and she would have indeed gotten her toilet privileges restored tomorrow. This ordeal would all be over had not Claudia gotten herself into even more trouble last Tuesday.

It was last Tuesday – 1 week ago – That poor Claudia was before the TVPC again. This time she was caught in the 2nd Floor girls’ room – Going both ways in the toilet – In direct violation of her toilet suspension. And it’s that violation of “Using the Toilet While on Toilet Suspension” that brings Claudia back to the TVPC today. In addition to another 2 long, dreadful weeks on toilet suspension and an entire month in detention, Claudia also found herself saddled with a good bit of writing punishment for this rather serious toilet violation. And today, one week after they were assigned, Claudia is called before the TVPC and asked to hand in her punishment writing assignments.

First, Claudia is being asked to hand in 500 times of “I will not forget to flush the toilet in the girls’ room in school again.” As if using the toilet while on toilet suspension wasn’t bad enough, Claudia – Perhaps in her haste to get done and get out of the bathroom quickly – Forgot to flush it. She left her bowel movement, a bowl full of urine, and a good bit of used toilet paper right there in the bowl. Claudia does indeed have her 500 times for this finished. She then hands it to the TVPC clerk as I direct. Our ever efficient TVPC clerk looks it over and pronounces that it appears complete and in good order. Accordingly, Claudia’s punishment is accepted.

Next, Claudia is being asked to hand in 500 times of “I will not lie to get a pass and go to the girls’ room under false pretenses again.” In order to use the girls’ room like she did, Claudia asked her study hall teacher for a pass to the school library. After all, being on toilet suspension as she was, Claudia couldn’t very well ask for a girls’ room pass. I understand that Claudia did go to the library, but that wasn’t the real reason why she asked for that pass. It was on her way to the library, that Claudia stopped off in the 2nd Floor girls’ room and promptly did her business in the toilet in clear violation of her toilet suspension. As directed, Claudia also hands in this 500 times writing assignment to the TVPC clerk. And once again, the TVPC clerk pronounces it complete and in good order. And once again, Claudia’s punishment is accepted.

Finally, Claudia is being asked to hand in her main punishment – Her punishment for actually using the toilet on toilet suspension – Having to write “I will not use the girls’ room in school while on toilet suspension again” a grueling 1,000 times. Unfortunately, and much to everyone’s surprise, Claudia doesn’t have this one done. In fact, I’m most dismayed to discover that she doesn’t have ANY of it done. “I was just so busy with the other 2 assignments that I just didn’t get to this one,” Claudia says, “I’m really sorry about that, sir, but I just didn’t have the time.” “Well, you don’t really need to apologize to me, Claudia,” I tell her shaking my head, “Its you, unfortunately, who is going to have to suffer the consequences for that.” I then promptly double Claudia’s punishment – This, of course, in accordance with standard TVPC procedures. “That’s 2,000 times you owe us now, Claudia,” I tell her and note for the record, “And this, of course, will be due in another week from today.”

Oddly, Claudia seems surprised at getting her punishment doubled. Somehow she seems to be under the impression that due to how much she had to write, she could get an extension on that. “Please sir, I did finish both of those 500 times assignments,” she pleads, “That’s already 1,000 times that I had to write.” “I just need 1 more week to get the other 1,000 times done,” she argues, “That’s still an awful lot of writing to have to get done in 1 week.” “I guess 1,000 times IS an awful lot of writing to get done in 1 week – I’m sure it was no picnic getting both of those assignments done,” I acknowledge, “But unfortunately, they weren’t the only punishments you had to write.” “You committed a very serious toilet violation and you had another 1,000 times to write for that as well,” I point out, “And since you didn’t get it done on time, your punishment gets doubled.” She starts to argue some more, but I quickly stop her. “The TVPC rules are quite clear, young lady,” I tell her sternly, “You owe us 2,000 times now.” Furthermore, I warn Claudia of the consequences should she not have this assignment finished in another week. “Naturally, whatever lines you’ve left unfinished will be doubled again,” I warn her, “But this time we also put you on toilet suspension until you finish them.”

Claudia then gives me quite a puzzled look – The implication being that she’s on toilet suspension and with 2 more weeks to go on that, she’ll still be on toilet suspension whether she finishes her 2,000 times by next week or not. But I quickly disabuse her of the notion that this is just an idle threat. “Not getting it done by next week would mean an entirely separate toilet suspension than the one you’re serving now,” I explain, “And obviously, you can’t serve 2 toilet suspensions at the same time.” “So if this happens, you’ll have to serve a new toilet suspension INSTEAD OF your current one,” I explain further, “And it’s only after you finish serving your new one – That is, only after your writing assignment is completely finished – That you can go back to serving your current toilet suspension.”

Not surprisingly, Claudia reacts with horror at hearing that – The last thing she’d want is more time on toilet suspension. But getting 2,000 lines done in 1 week is a pretty daunting prospect for Claudia. Once again, she starts pleading with me for more time to get the assignment done. Her request is, of course, denied. “Get it done or suffer the consequences,” I tell her sternly, “Maybe next time, you’ll think twice about using the toilet when you’re not supposed to.” “This whole thing would already be over had you not used the toilet on toilet suspension,” I remind her, “And it never would have even gotten started had you just used the girls’ room at the Holiday program like you were supposed to.” “You’d better get busy, Claudia,” I warn her again, “If 1,000 lines were hard to finish in 1 week, then 2,000 lines will be – Well, twice – As hard.”

For the last item on this afternoon’s TVPC agenda, I read into the record an anonymous letter received by the TVPC. In doing so, I’m careful to point out that the TVPC doesn’t necessarily believe what’s contained in this letter – In fact, we treat anonymous letters with a high degree of skepticism – But we certainly do investigate it. That investigation this afternoon involves Miss Musso, a gym teacher and Coach of the Cheerleaders. Normally, the TVPC wouldn’t even investigate an accusation of this sort against a teacher – TVPC rules only apply to students and not teachers – But Coach Musso is a special case. Because of her past accident problems, and as a condition of remaining in the job, our sexy cheerleading coach has agreed to be subject to the same TVPC rules as her cheerleaders.

This year, though, Coach Musso does seem to be doing a lot better. She has had one accident at Cheerleading PRACTICE (that is, of course, nowhere near as serious as an accident while representing the school at a game) and she has a violation for using a faculty bathroom (again, she’s subject to the same rules as her cheerleaders and may only use student girls’ rooms), but I am quite pleased to note that she’s kept her panties clean and dry at games this year. That’s why I’m most distressed to read a letter accusing our sexy, spandex-clad Cheerleading Coach with soiling her panties at a game last week. Again, I’m not saying that we automatically believe what’s contained in anonymous letters but we still must investigate it.

“Good afternoon, Grace,” I address our Cheerleading Coach, trying to keep my mind on the matter at hand on not on how extraordinary she looks in that tight red spandex sweatsuit that she seems to wear everywhere. “I suppose you know whey we had to call you here,” I explain to her, “We have an anonymous letter saying that you had a panty-soiling accident at last Tuesday night’s game at Hickory.” Hickory HS, as faithful readers of the TVPC should recall, has bathroom facilities with no doors on the individual toilet stalls and that has in the past created problems for our girls’ basketball team and our cheerleaders. “Good afternoon, Mr. Chairman,” she tells me, “I just don’t know what to say about that letter.” “Well, what I hope you’re going to say is that you didn’t do it,” I tell her, “What I hope you’re going to tell me is that the letter is completely false and that you didn’t soil your panties.”

“Oh yes sir – I did NOT soil my panties that night,” Coach Musso says, determined to clarify her awkward statement, “I haven’t messed in my panties in a really long time.” “The last time that it happened was that last time back in DATE when I had that accident at cheerleading practice,” she explains, “I haven’t had an accident since then and I definitely didn’t have one Tuesday night.” “All my girls did really well that night,” Coach Musso continues, “None of my girls even had a wetting accident and the only violation we did have was a girl saying a bad word for urinating.” “And the girls on the basketball team did really well, too,” she goes on, “The only violations they had was a girl clogging the toilet with a big load and another girl who forgot to flush hers down.” Obviously, that’s something we can all be proud of, but that’s not really the matter at hand. “The issue is you, Coach Musso,” I remind her, “The issue is not your cheerleaders nor is it the girls’ on the basketball team.”

“Yes, sir – You’re right, Mr. Chairman,” Coach Musso tells me, “But the answer to your question is ‘No, I did NOT have an accident at the game Tuesday nigh or any other time that day.’” “Fortunately, I didn’t have to go B.M. at the game,” she then explains, “I guess I got lucky this time in that I only had to pee and didn’t have to use the open stalls for the other.” “I hate using those open stalls – Especially when I need to go B.M.” she explains further, “But fortunately, this time I didn’t need to do that.” “But I would have done that in the open stalls if I needed to,” Coach Musso quickly clarifies, “I know I can’t just go in my panties anymore – Especially at a game like that.” “I’m very happy to hear that, Grace,” I tell our sexy Cheerleading Coach, “I’m very happy indeed.”

I had hoped to call Coach Teiger (the Girls’ Basketball Coach) as a witness, but I’m told she went home sick today. Instead, Coach Musso has asked Miss Spellman to address the TVPC. Miss Spellman, of course, is a Math Teacher and our Girls’ Soccer Coach. Although she had no official function for us at the game that night, she happened to be there anyway. “I don’t only like soccer, I’m a basketball fan, too,” Miss Spellman tells us, “I go to a lot of basketball games – both boys and girls.” “I don’t know if I’m official or anything like that,” she continues, “But I can tell you that Grace definitely did NOT mess in her panties that night.” “I spoke with her right after the game and I picked her up back at our school to give her a ride home,” Miss Spellman explains, “And she definitely didn’t have a mess in her panties then.” “I don’t know whether she went in the toilet at the game or not – Obviously, I wasn’t watching her the whole time and fortunately I didn’t have to go at the game at all,” the pretty blonde-haired Math Teacher adds, “But I do know that definitely she did NOT go in her pants.”

Thanking Miss Spellman for her testimony, I can then conclude this matter. We don’t actually find Coach Musso “Not Guilty” – An anonymous letter doesn’t even constitute a formal charge (that comes via a signed Violation Report) against someone – But we do found the anonymous letter to be without merit. Of course, we ask Coach Musso whom she thinks would send such a letter falsely accusing her of a panty-soiling. “I don’t know, Mr. Chairman – I just don’t know,” she tells me, “I just know that the charge is false – I definitely did not soil my panties.”

So concludes another session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee. Meeting adjourned at 4:17 PM.

[spandexman]

Grace did it.

Grace most likely filled her spandex pants. Have to keep a close eye on her as for the pretty French teacher, she needs watching too. Great report as always. Keep up the good work Arnold. Thanks.