Frozen toilets

[spandexman]

I was at a gas station/store today. You have to go outside to use the bathrooms and since it is so cold the two bathroom toilets are frozen. An attractive woman of about fifty walked into the store and complained that the ladies room toilet was covered in ice. the clerk apologized and mentioned the very cold weather. I was in line checking out when I heard the woman whisper to her husband, "Where am I going to poop." From her ripe smell she was already prairie dogging. She was wearing a red one-piece extra tight ski suit that hugged her shapely figure like a second skin.

[Vesta]

What's better than frozen toilets are no toilets! Then accidents become an all-season all-year activity!