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Shit my pants this last weekend
This last weekend, I totally shit my pants and did a good job of it. I went out to the barn around 10am to do some chores and fix several things while I was out there. I had to do a bowel movement since I got up but figured I could hold it until early afternoon when I finished my work out there. As I continued to work, the urge to have a poo got worse and worse. Along about 11:15, the urge got to the point where I stopped what I was doing and started walking to the house to use the toilet and do a BM. I got about 1/3 of the way to the house when the urge got really intense to the point where I could not hold it and a big log of poop slid out past my sphincter and into my underpants which were grey fruit of the loom tight fitting briefs with wrangler stone washed jean shorts over them. I stood there and froze as my bowel movement was filling my pants and felt it tent out my fruit of the looms. Then some softer poop came out and finished off the load. I turned red as a beet as this was something you'd expect to happen to a toddler and not a 30 something year old guy.
I continued to walk to the house with my butt waddling slightly with the big load that was in my pants. As I walked, several small chunks of poo got out of my briefs and rolled down my pant legs and on to the ground. When I walked into the house, my wife Jenny was working in the laundry room which is right off a hallway leading to the bathroom. As I walked by, Jenny smelled the stench from the load in my pants and came out and asked, "Jacob, are you OK?" She then noticed the big bulge in my pants and said "Oh my.....looks like you had a big accident". She came in and helped me with the cleanup and went and got some clean underpants and another pair of shorts. My fruit of the looms were pretty much wasted and ended up throwing them in the trash. The jean shorts had a few poop spots on them from the poop that got out and rolled down my pant legs.
This was something that hadn't happened to me since I was a small child. I was embarrassed at first. Jenny was understanding and supportive throughout this ordeal and told me not to worry about and that these things sometimes happen.
I continued to walk to the house with my butt waddling slightly with the big load that was in my pants. As I walked, several small chunks of poo got out of my briefs and rolled down my pant legs and on to the ground. When I walked into the house, my wife Jenny was working in the laundry room which is right off a hallway leading to the bathroom. As I walked by, Jenny smelled the stench from the load in my pants and came out and asked, "Jacob, are you OK?" She then noticed the big bulge in my pants and said "Oh my.....looks like you had a big accident". She came in and helped me with the cleanup and went and got some clean underpants and another pair of shorts. My fruit of the looms were pretty much wasted and ended up throwing them in the trash. The jean shorts had a few poop spots on them from the poop that got out and rolled down my pant legs.
This was something that hadn't happened to me since I was a small child. I was embarrassed at first. Jenny was understanding and supportive throughout this ordeal and told me not to worry about and that these things sometimes happen.
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