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Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of March 23, 2011.
We begin today’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) with news of last night’s girls’ basketball sectional championship game. Unfortunately, there is bad news and there is more bad news. The first bad news is that our girls’ basketball team lost a heartbreaker when a shot at the buzzer hit the rim and bounced out. The other bad news is that one of the girls on the team – specifically, Mary, a tall and gorgeous junior blonde – messed in her panties at the game. Looking over the Violation Report filed by her coach, it appears that though the worst of it happened on the bus ride home, she did do some of it in her panties toward the end of the game.
“Thankfully, we were the visiting team and thus were wearing our dark colored uniforms,” her coach clarifies, “Still, she did enough in her panties during the game that it was noticeable, but it would have certainly been a whole lot worse if we had been wearing white shorts, instead.” “I know that it’s no excuse and I know I have to get punished extra because I was representing the school at the game,” Mary tells us apologetically, “But the bathrooms at the game were just totally disgusting.” “I thought that the bathrooms here were pretty bad,” she continues, “But compared to that school, the bathrooms here are SEVENTH HEAVEN.
“What was SEVENTH HEAVEN was finally getting off the bus and getting some fresh air after that long bus ride home,” Sharon, one of our cheerleaders, chimes in. “I don’t know what you’ve been eating, girl,” she says to Mary, “But yours smells really bad – you stunk up the whole bus with your mess.” “You can’t blame that horrible smell all on me,” Mary fires back emphatically, “I know mine didn’t smell good, but no way was that smell all coming from me.” I bang my gavel to restore order – how bad Mary’s accident smelled is of no concern to the TVPC. I also warn Sharon, who is here serving the last of 3 days of detention for leaving the toilet unflushed after having a bowel movement – to keep her comments to herself. “You know the rules around here,” I tell Sharon, “You know that you don’t call out at TVPC meetings and you know that you don’t tease other girls about accidents.” But Sharon rants on. “The bathroom at the game was the same for Mary as it was for me,” she says, “But I went in the toilet like I was supposed to.” “Do you think I liked having a bowel movement with no door on the stall for privacy and other girls looking in on me,” she rants on, “But I did it anyway because I know that I’m not supposed to go in my pants.” “I used that disgusting bathroom at the game because I knew how much more disgusting it would be not to,” Sharon adds, “And I shouldn’t have had to smell Mary’s putrid, disgusting mess all the way home.”
“That smell wasn’t all from me!” Mary shouts back again, this time breaking down in tears at Sharon’s harsh words. “Are you quite, though?” I ask Sharon. She nods her head “yes” – I’m not sure she intended to make Mary cry even though she was very mad at her for apparently stinking up the bus with her messy panties. Still, her comments are unacceptable – especially considering that Sharon had a messing accident herself back in December. “Unfortunately, some girls have to learn their lesson the hard way,” I tell her. I then direct the TVPC clerk to hand Sharon 10 sheets of paper. She is then ordered to write 250 times, “I will not call out nor tease other girls at sessions of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee again.” Sharon looks at me stunned but eventually the stunning beauty can no longer control her tongue. “That sucks!” she shouts. I then direct the TVPC clerk to hand her 10 more sheets of paper. “The punishment is now 500 times,” I tell her, “Do you have anything else you’d like to say?” Wisely, she doesn’t.
Moving on to Mary, she once again denies that all the smell on the bus last night was the result of her accident. This is all a bit strange but it is not really relevant at all. “I assure you that your punishment will not be based on how bad your accident smelled,” I tell our tall and lovely basketball player, “But you are the only one charged with having an accident at last night’s game, so I simply have to assume that you were responsible for whatever smell was on that bus.” “I didn’t do it – it wasn’t just me,” she states emphatically, through a river of tears, “I don’t know how to explain it but it wasn’t just me making that smell.” Personally, I think there might have been some girls farting on that bus (perhaps holding in their bowel movements rather than use the bad bathrooms at the game) but apparently Mary was the only one with a soiling accident and most of that smell was indeed coming from her.
Moving on to her punishment, I note that this is not only her first accident of the school year but her first toilet violation of any kind. Oddly enough, Mary also had her only accident of the last school year while playing in a basketball game at that very same school. Unfortunately for her, she is not entitled to be let off with just a warning (the usual for a first accident violation of the school year for a girl who has no other violations) since this was an accident while representing the school. Fortunately, though, I’m only allowed to consider toilet violations occurring this year and consequently I can’t consider her “while representing the school” accident last year.
“I will consider that this is your first toilet offense this year and that the condition of the girls’ room at the game was pretty bad,” I point out to Mary, “But I also have to consider that not only were you representing the school at the time, but representing the school in a very important game in a packed gymnasium.” “You went in your pants in front of a lot of people, Mary,” I explain, “And no matter how bad the girls’ room may have been, you are expected to use it rather than going in your panties.” “Yes, sir,” she responds with her head bowed in shame.
First off, she’ll have to write 500 times “I will not soil my panties at basketball games or while otherwise representing the school again.” She also gets a week in detention and she’ll have to spend that time sitting on the toilet in the girls’ locker room. Mary is more than a little upset at the severity of her punishment. She questions not only why she has to write 500 times for a first offense but why the sentence to be written is a particularly long one. “You said it yourself, Mary,” I tell her, “You get punished extra when you mess in your panties while representing the school.” She also doesn’t like having to do toilet sitting punishment – she, or course, expected detention but I don’t think she was expecting to have to spend it sitting on the toilet. In particular, she doesn’t want to spend it sitting on the toilet in the girls’ locker room – not one the school’s nicer bathrooms. She begs to serve her toilet sitting in a different bathroom, but I remain firm with her sentence. “This happened at a basketball game, so I think the locker room is appropriate,” I tell her, “Especially since if you had just used the toilet in the girls’ locker room at the game we wouldn’t even be having this discussion. “It’s good that you’ve only had 1 accident this school year,” I tell her in closing, “It’s just too bad that it had to happen at one of your basketball games.” “It just isn’t fair,” Mary adds, “My sister Lucy has had several accidents this year and she doesn’t get punished as bad as this.” “That’s the price you pay for having an accident while representing the school,” I explain, “It’s too bad that you seem to have all of your accidents at the worst possible times.
Just as I’m about to call the next case, we hear a voice from the back of the room. “Mr. Chairman?” we hear from our ace restroom monitor Mrs. Johns, “May I address the TVPC at this time?” Of course, I motion for her to take the podium. “Did you say that this was the only case from last night’s basketball game?” she asks, “Is Mary the only panty-soiling case from the game?” I tell her that it is indeed the only case we have. “Something is wrong – Mary can’t be the only case you have,” Mrs. Johns tells us, “I think she’s right that she’s wasn’t the only girl with a mess in her panties on the bus last night.” I look at Mrs. Johns puzzled as Mary’s soiling accident is indeed the only case we have from the game. Of course, I ask Mrs. Johns what she is talking about.
“I was at the game last night myself,” our ace bathroom monitor reports, “And I definitely saw that one of our cheerleaders had a mess in her panties as well.” “It wasn’t the most obvious – It didn’t look like that big of a load at the time,” Mrs. Johns continues, “But I’m really good at seeing when a girl has a mess in her panties and this girl had a mess in her panties.” “I’m quite frankly stunned that the TVPC didn’t get a Violation Report on this girl,” she adds, “Grace would have to have noticed that as well and I can’t believe she didn’t file a Violation Report on it.” The “Grace” to which Mrs. Johns refers is Miss Musso, the school’s very attractive Cheerleading Coach. Mrs. Johns explains that she didn’t file the charges herself because she just assumed that the cheerleading coach would do so – the coach being there in the official capacity of supervising the cheerleaders while Mrs. Johns was just there as a basketball fan and not in any official capacity for our school. “But I can’t let a girl get away with soiling her panties – especially while representing the school at a game,” she points out, “And I don’t want to see Mary get blamed for the whole smell on the bus when it certainly wasn’t only her messed panties that the smell was coming from.”
Obviously, the TVPC needs to investigate this allegation and we need to start with Miss Musso, the cheerleading coach. However, since there is no cheerleading practice (the basketball season having ended with last night’s loss) I figure that she has gone home for the day. I make note of that. “Actually, sir, Mr. Chairman,” states Sharon, a cheerleader herself, “Miss Musso should still be in school.” “There was a big problem in her study hall this morning,” Sharon mentions, “And she’s keeping about half of us for detention this afternoon.” “I’d be there myself,” Sharon points out with a smile, “But I already had detention here.” “I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Sharon,” I tell her. But I also instruct a TVPC staff to go find Miss Musso so that we can get to the bottom of this matter.
In the meantime, we move on to the next case.
Our next case is Dawn, a petite and pretty freshman with light brown hair. She rises when I call her name but she stands in her place frozen with fear and not sure what to do next. This is her first ever appearance before the TVPC. “Please step up to the podium, Dawn,” I tell her, “And you don’t have to be so scared – I don’t bite.” “You’re probably not even going to be punished at all for this,” I tell her, “Accidents happen and you should be proud you’ve made it this far into your freshman year before having your first one.” Dawn is charged with messing in her panties during 2nd period Algebra this morning. The mess in her panties is pretty large (especially for such a petite girl) and easily detectable by the enormous lump it creates in the back of her uncompromisingly tight tan pants. I cannot help but notice, however, that this is not quite like most lumps that we see in girls’ panties after accidents. With Dawn’s we’re really seeing the load push out against her tight pants – an enormous “tent effect” if you will. We don’t see much of a “flattening” effect as we see from large messing accidents with most girls. That’s quite unusual especially since poor Dawn has been sitting on this load since the end of 2nd period this morning. Even with a smaller girl like Dawn, you’d expect some “flattening effect” to all but the most solid of bowel movements. I’m thinking that this must have be a very solid and downright hard bowel movement that must have been quite painful for the petite freshman to pass – especially not being on a toilet at the time.
Pleading “Guilty” to the offense, she says she’s sorry and that she’ll try not to let it happen again. “It’s my first time,” she reminds us. That last part is important. TVPC regulations provide that a girl’s first accident offense each year, provided it’s also the girl’s first toilet offense of any kind that year, is only punishable by a warning and not actual punishment. This obviously applies to Dawn in this case, so she won’t be getting punished, but I do need to note for the record, the details of her unfortunate accident. “I always sit and make #2 in the toilet at home before coming to school,” Dawn explains, “That way I don’t have to worry about needing to make a #2 at school.” “But this morning when I sat on the toilet, I just couldn’t make a #2,” Dawn continues, “I tried really hard to push it out on the toilet at home, but it just wouldn’t come out.” “But then once I got to school, it did want to come out and it wanted to come out really bad,” she explains further, “I really tried hard to hold it in, but it just came out when I was in Algebra this morning.” “It really felt like a big one coming out and it was coming out so hard that I just couldn’t stop it.”
“Home is not the only place where you have toilets, Dawn,” I tell her, trying to be gentle with the nervous freshman, “All around the school, we have these rooms that say ‘Girls’ on the door and in those rooms we have plenty of toilets that you can use.” That comment brings a bit of a smile to the girls’ face and a noticeable calming to her demeanor. “I know, sir – I go in there for #1 everyday at lunchtime and sometimes again right after school before I meet up with my sister Buffy to go home,” she says, “But I just don’t want to be making #2’s at school – I just don’t like public bathrooms for that – that’s why I always sit and go at home before school”
Her comments cause me great concern. It seems her apparent achievement in going this long without any accidents was more a function of not having to go at school than actually mastering the necessity of doing her bowel movements in the school bathroom. “It’s fine that you’ve worked it out so you go at home before coming to school,” I explain to her, “But you know you’re going to have some days like today when you do get the need to go at school.” “You’re going to have these emergencies at school where you definitely cannot hold it in all day,” I tell her, “And you really need to learn to use the girls’ room for those and avoid doing them in your panties or you’re going to have some problems.” “There’s no punishment today, Dawn,” I advise her, “But there is going to be punishment next time and the punishment is going to keep getting worse the more accidents you have.” “I think through your high school career, you’re going to learn that there are a lot of advantages to doing #2 in the toilet and a lot of disadvantages to doing it in your pants.” I hope I’ve given her something to think about, but as for today, she is dismissed without any punishment.
Just as I’m about to proceed to the next matter, however, I note that Dawn has taken a seat in the back of the room. “Dawn, perhaps you didn’t understand me, but you only get a warning today and you’re free to go now.” “Um, yes sir – But my sister Buffy is my ride home and she’s stuck in detention with her Chemistry teacher,” Dawn explains, “I thought it would be alright to wait here until she’s done in Chemistry.” “That’s perfectly fine – You can wait here,” I tell her. I do, however, have her move to the spectator’s section of the room and out of the section where girls serving TVPC detention are sitting.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of March 23, 2011.
We begin today’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) with news of last night’s girls’ basketball sectional championship game. Unfortunately, there is bad news and there is more bad news. The first bad news is that our girls’ basketball team lost a heartbreaker when a shot at the buzzer hit the rim and bounced out. The other bad news is that one of the girls on the team – specifically, Mary, a tall and gorgeous junior blonde – messed in her panties at the game. Looking over the Violation Report filed by her coach, it appears that though the worst of it happened on the bus ride home, she did do some of it in her panties toward the end of the game.
“Thankfully, we were the visiting team and thus were wearing our dark colored uniforms,” her coach clarifies, “Still, she did enough in her panties during the game that it was noticeable, but it would have certainly been a whole lot worse if we had been wearing white shorts, instead.” “I know that it’s no excuse and I know I have to get punished extra because I was representing the school at the game,” Mary tells us apologetically, “But the bathrooms at the game were just totally disgusting.” “I thought that the bathrooms here were pretty bad,” she continues, “But compared to that school, the bathrooms here are SEVENTH HEAVEN.
“What was SEVENTH HEAVEN was finally getting off the bus and getting some fresh air after that long bus ride home,” Sharon, one of our cheerleaders, chimes in. “I don’t know what you’ve been eating, girl,” she says to Mary, “But yours smells really bad – you stunk up the whole bus with your mess.” “You can’t blame that horrible smell all on me,” Mary fires back emphatically, “I know mine didn’t smell good, but no way was that smell all coming from me.” I bang my gavel to restore order – how bad Mary’s accident smelled is of no concern to the TVPC. I also warn Sharon, who is here serving the last of 3 days of detention for leaving the toilet unflushed after having a bowel movement – to keep her comments to herself. “You know the rules around here,” I tell Sharon, “You know that you don’t call out at TVPC meetings and you know that you don’t tease other girls about accidents.” But Sharon rants on. “The bathroom at the game was the same for Mary as it was for me,” she says, “But I went in the toilet like I was supposed to.” “Do you think I liked having a bowel movement with no door on the stall for privacy and other girls looking in on me,” she rants on, “But I did it anyway because I know that I’m not supposed to go in my pants.” “I used that disgusting bathroom at the game because I knew how much more disgusting it would be not to,” Sharon adds, “And I shouldn’t have had to smell Mary’s putrid, disgusting mess all the way home.”
“That smell wasn’t all from me!” Mary shouts back again, this time breaking down in tears at Sharon’s harsh words. “Are you quite, though?” I ask Sharon. She nods her head “yes” – I’m not sure she intended to make Mary cry even though she was very mad at her for apparently stinking up the bus with her messy panties. Still, her comments are unacceptable – especially considering that Sharon had a messing accident herself back in December. “Unfortunately, some girls have to learn their lesson the hard way,” I tell her. I then direct the TVPC clerk to hand Sharon 10 sheets of paper. She is then ordered to write 250 times, “I will not call out nor tease other girls at sessions of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee again.” Sharon looks at me stunned but eventually the stunning beauty can no longer control her tongue. “That sucks!” she shouts. I then direct the TVPC clerk to hand her 10 more sheets of paper. “The punishment is now 500 times,” I tell her, “Do you have anything else you’d like to say?” Wisely, she doesn’t.
Moving on to Mary, she once again denies that all the smell on the bus last night was the result of her accident. This is all a bit strange but it is not really relevant at all. “I assure you that your punishment will not be based on how bad your accident smelled,” I tell our tall and lovely basketball player, “But you are the only one charged with having an accident at last night’s game, so I simply have to assume that you were responsible for whatever smell was on that bus.” “I didn’t do it – it wasn’t just me,” she states emphatically, through a river of tears, “I don’t know how to explain it but it wasn’t just me making that smell.” Personally, I think there might have been some girls farting on that bus (perhaps holding in their bowel movements rather than use the bad bathrooms at the game) but apparently Mary was the only one with a soiling accident and most of that smell was indeed coming from her.
Moving on to her punishment, I note that this is not only her first accident of the school year but her first toilet violation of any kind. Oddly enough, Mary also had her only accident of the last school year while playing in a basketball game at that very same school. Unfortunately for her, she is not entitled to be let off with just a warning (the usual for a first accident violation of the school year for a girl who has no other violations) since this was an accident while representing the school. Fortunately, though, I’m only allowed to consider toilet violations occurring this year and consequently I can’t consider her “while representing the school” accident last year.
“I will consider that this is your first toilet offense this year and that the condition of the girls’ room at the game was pretty bad,” I point out to Mary, “But I also have to consider that not only were you representing the school at the time, but representing the school in a very important game in a packed gymnasium.” “You went in your pants in front of a lot of people, Mary,” I explain, “And no matter how bad the girls’ room may have been, you are expected to use it rather than going in your panties.” “Yes, sir,” she responds with her head bowed in shame.
First off, she’ll have to write 500 times “I will not soil my panties at basketball games or while otherwise representing the school again.” She also gets a week in detention and she’ll have to spend that time sitting on the toilet in the girls’ locker room. Mary is more than a little upset at the severity of her punishment. She questions not only why she has to write 500 times for a first offense but why the sentence to be written is a particularly long one. “You said it yourself, Mary,” I tell her, “You get punished extra when you mess in your panties while representing the school.” She also doesn’t like having to do toilet sitting punishment – she, or course, expected detention but I don’t think she was expecting to have to spend it sitting on the toilet. In particular, she doesn’t want to spend it sitting on the toilet in the girls’ locker room – not one the school’s nicer bathrooms. She begs to serve her toilet sitting in a different bathroom, but I remain firm with her sentence. “This happened at a basketball game, so I think the locker room is appropriate,” I tell her, “Especially since if you had just used the toilet in the girls’ locker room at the game we wouldn’t even be having this discussion. “It’s good that you’ve only had 1 accident this school year,” I tell her in closing, “It’s just too bad that it had to happen at one of your basketball games.” “It just isn’t fair,” Mary adds, “My sister Lucy has had several accidents this year and she doesn’t get punished as bad as this.” “That’s the price you pay for having an accident while representing the school,” I explain, “It’s too bad that you seem to have all of your accidents at the worst possible times.
Just as I’m about to call the next case, we hear a voice from the back of the room. “Mr. Chairman?” we hear from our ace restroom monitor Mrs. Johns, “May I address the TVPC at this time?” Of course, I motion for her to take the podium. “Did you say that this was the only case from last night’s basketball game?” she asks, “Is Mary the only panty-soiling case from the game?” I tell her that it is indeed the only case we have. “Something is wrong – Mary can’t be the only case you have,” Mrs. Johns tells us, “I think she’s right that she’s wasn’t the only girl with a mess in her panties on the bus last night.” I look at Mrs. Johns puzzled as Mary’s soiling accident is indeed the only case we have from the game. Of course, I ask Mrs. Johns what she is talking about.
“I was at the game last night myself,” our ace bathroom monitor reports, “And I definitely saw that one of our cheerleaders had a mess in her panties as well.” “It wasn’t the most obvious – It didn’t look like that big of a load at the time,” Mrs. Johns continues, “But I’m really good at seeing when a girl has a mess in her panties and this girl had a mess in her panties.” “I’m quite frankly stunned that the TVPC didn’t get a Violation Report on this girl,” she adds, “Grace would have to have noticed that as well and I can’t believe she didn’t file a Violation Report on it.” The “Grace” to which Mrs. Johns refers is Miss Musso, the school’s very attractive Cheerleading Coach. Mrs. Johns explains that she didn’t file the charges herself because she just assumed that the cheerleading coach would do so – the coach being there in the official capacity of supervising the cheerleaders while Mrs. Johns was just there as a basketball fan and not in any official capacity for our school. “But I can’t let a girl get away with soiling her panties – especially while representing the school at a game,” she points out, “And I don’t want to see Mary get blamed for the whole smell on the bus when it certainly wasn’t only her messed panties that the smell was coming from.”
Obviously, the TVPC needs to investigate this allegation and we need to start with Miss Musso, the cheerleading coach. However, since there is no cheerleading practice (the basketball season having ended with last night’s loss) I figure that she has gone home for the day. I make note of that. “Actually, sir, Mr. Chairman,” states Sharon, a cheerleader herself, “Miss Musso should still be in school.” “There was a big problem in her study hall this morning,” Sharon mentions, “And she’s keeping about half of us for detention this afternoon.” “I’d be there myself,” Sharon points out with a smile, “But I already had detention here.” “I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Sharon,” I tell her. But I also instruct a TVPC staff to go find Miss Musso so that we can get to the bottom of this matter.
In the meantime, we move on to the next case.
Our next case is Dawn, a petite and pretty freshman with light brown hair. She rises when I call her name but she stands in her place frozen with fear and not sure what to do next. This is her first ever appearance before the TVPC. “Please step up to the podium, Dawn,” I tell her, “And you don’t have to be so scared – I don’t bite.” “You’re probably not even going to be punished at all for this,” I tell her, “Accidents happen and you should be proud you’ve made it this far into your freshman year before having your first one.” Dawn is charged with messing in her panties during 2nd period Algebra this morning. The mess in her panties is pretty large (especially for such a petite girl) and easily detectable by the enormous lump it creates in the back of her uncompromisingly tight tan pants. I cannot help but notice, however, that this is not quite like most lumps that we see in girls’ panties after accidents. With Dawn’s we’re really seeing the load push out against her tight pants – an enormous “tent effect” if you will. We don’t see much of a “flattening” effect as we see from large messing accidents with most girls. That’s quite unusual especially since poor Dawn has been sitting on this load since the end of 2nd period this morning. Even with a smaller girl like Dawn, you’d expect some “flattening effect” to all but the most solid of bowel movements. I’m thinking that this must have be a very solid and downright hard bowel movement that must have been quite painful for the petite freshman to pass – especially not being on a toilet at the time.
Pleading “Guilty” to the offense, she says she’s sorry and that she’ll try not to let it happen again. “It’s my first time,” she reminds us. That last part is important. TVPC regulations provide that a girl’s first accident offense each year, provided it’s also the girl’s first toilet offense of any kind that year, is only punishable by a warning and not actual punishment. This obviously applies to Dawn in this case, so she won’t be getting punished, but I do need to note for the record, the details of her unfortunate accident. “I always sit and make #2 in the toilet at home before coming to school,” Dawn explains, “That way I don’t have to worry about needing to make a #2 at school.” “But this morning when I sat on the toilet, I just couldn’t make a #2,” Dawn continues, “I tried really hard to push it out on the toilet at home, but it just wouldn’t come out.” “But then once I got to school, it did want to come out and it wanted to come out really bad,” she explains further, “I really tried hard to hold it in, but it just came out when I was in Algebra this morning.” “It really felt like a big one coming out and it was coming out so hard that I just couldn’t stop it.”
“Home is not the only place where you have toilets, Dawn,” I tell her, trying to be gentle with the nervous freshman, “All around the school, we have these rooms that say ‘Girls’ on the door and in those rooms we have plenty of toilets that you can use.” That comment brings a bit of a smile to the girls’ face and a noticeable calming to her demeanor. “I know, sir – I go in there for #1 everyday at lunchtime and sometimes again right after school before I meet up with my sister Buffy to go home,” she says, “But I just don’t want to be making #2’s at school – I just don’t like public bathrooms for that – that’s why I always sit and go at home before school”
Her comments cause me great concern. It seems her apparent achievement in going this long without any accidents was more a function of not having to go at school than actually mastering the necessity of doing her bowel movements in the school bathroom. “It’s fine that you’ve worked it out so you go at home before coming to school,” I explain to her, “But you know you’re going to have some days like today when you do get the need to go at school.” “You’re going to have these emergencies at school where you definitely cannot hold it in all day,” I tell her, “And you really need to learn to use the girls’ room for those and avoid doing them in your panties or you’re going to have some problems.” “There’s no punishment today, Dawn,” I advise her, “But there is going to be punishment next time and the punishment is going to keep getting worse the more accidents you have.” “I think through your high school career, you’re going to learn that there are a lot of advantages to doing #2 in the toilet and a lot of disadvantages to doing it in your pants.” I hope I’ve given her something to think about, but as for today, she is dismissed without any punishment.
Just as I’m about to proceed to the next matter, however, I note that Dawn has taken a seat in the back of the room. “Dawn, perhaps you didn’t understand me, but you only get a warning today and you’re free to go now.” “Um, yes sir – But my sister Buffy is my ride home and she’s stuck in detention with her Chemistry teacher,” Dawn explains, “I thought it would be alright to wait here until she’s done in Chemistry.” “That’s perfectly fine – You can wait here,” I tell her. I do, however, have her move to the spectator’s section of the room and out of the section where girls serving TVPC detention are sitting.
Oh that gorgeous coach is at it again. The spandex clad cheerleading coach is a pants pooping addict. I am certain she will be messing her spandex shorts again and again. As for the always in the right place Mrs. Johns, she is a lesbian with a thing for messy students. I am certain she will soon be a defendant at a TVPc hearing before the school year ends.
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