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[Dexter]

Anybody remember an old story about a girl who is paid by a research team to find out effects of messing oneself in a controlled environment?

[Bizarre Fan]

The closest thing

This is the closest thing from memory I can find. Written under my old alias

It was called The Washing List
I always meant to finish it but never got around to it.

I hope it's what you're looking for but if it's not I'd love to read the story you're thinking of

Part 1: Wash Set?

Mary is a 22 year old woman who got bored working in an office and felt it’d be better to turn to a job that could provide more fun for an energetic young lady of her age
She was looking for something interesting to do and while cruising the net stumbled upon a washing machine company looking for someone to help provide used clothes so they could test out their new machine.

Anyone who applied was asked to give different stains and would give cash to anyone who helped to donate, as well as clean and return the clothes once they’ve had their run in the machine. “What the hell” Mary thought to herself “they’re gonna pay me to bring in clothes that I’ve been asked to mess up… that’s like being paid to do nothing! I've got to do it!”

Mary was just beginning to look through the list of stains that were necessary when her flatmate Emma walked in. “You’re not on porn again are you?” she giggled leaving Mary’s face to begin to blush. “You are! Aren’t you?!” Emma said now moving over to see what was on Mary’s laptop screen.

“I’ve been looking for a job actually” Mary retorted.
“Oh yeah? What have you come up with?”
“Check this out… It’s a job where I just get my clothes dirty like they ask for on this list and not only will they pay me they’ll also wash the clothes and send them back! I can’t lose. Easy money and free washing!”

Emma had already started looking through the list while this was being explained to her and she just had to butt in “yeah it’s a dream job… as long as you don’t mind having to shit your knickers at some point ha ha” she laughed jokingly. Mary’s eyes went wide at the thought, but it wasn’t a terrible thought… all of a sudden she was half tempted to see what it felt like. She came back to reality pretty quickly

“Fuck off! Where does it say that?” Mary demanded.
“Look, its right here” said Emma pointing at the screen, “See?”

(What was on screen)

The List of samples we would like to collect:
General Washing (just do what you do normally do and send your clothes in)
Grass/Mud Stains
Lipstick
Food
Urine and Faecal damaged
Also feel free to surprise us… we are out to test this machine after all.

Interested? Click Here to apply.

“Yeah, that’s what they’re asking for, but surely they’ll have mothers with kids for stuff like that, Right?” She pondered.
“I don’t know. Looks like you’ll have to apply to find out. What’s the worst that can happen? See how much they’re offering for your services and if you don’t like it you can turn it down” Emma said in all her wisdom.

Mary started filling out the online form.

“I guess you’re right but if I do go along with this I could use your help with some of these, we could go to the park and have a run and a friendly wrestling match for the grass stains”

(Online form sent, a few minutes go by while the girls give the flat a quick tidy)

“Will I get some money if I send some of my clothes in?” Emma was now curious.
“I’d imagine so; I’ll ask when I meet them tomorrow”.
“They sent you a reply already?” Emma was surprised.
“Yeah, they must have someone working late”.
It was late; it was 10 o’clock at night and the girls were getting ready for bed.

“What’s the name of that company?” Emma was curious.
“Says on the site they’re called ‘Wash Set’?”
“Must be new, I’ve never heard of them. Must be why they’re trying this idea out”
“Oh well like you said, I can’t lose just by checking it out. Night Em”
“Night Mary”

The girls went off to their rooms and set about going to sleep.

“They can’t ask me to mess my kickers can they?” she asked herself aloud and feeling slightly aroused about the whole thing. Minutes later she dozed off and before she knows it, it will be tomorrow morning.


Part 2: The application

Emma left for work early that morning and woke Mary up so she would not be late for her appointment. Mary got out of bed, had a shower and got dressed. After munching on some breakfast she jumped on the bus to head into town to meet up at the Wash Set head office.

She got off the bus and followed the directions from the website to the head office. It was only small as it was a new company but they weren’t some second rate upstarts, this was the real thing. Everything was professional and had a quality feel, and this was just the reception area. “If their machines are anything like this building they’ll be fine” she thought to herself.

A woman in her early 30’s walked through the main doors at the reception with a smile to greet the young lady. “Mary is it?” she asked looking to see if what was on her board was correct. “Yes, Mary Cuthbert” Mary replied enthusiastically.
“Follow me please”

As they arrived at her office our 30 something vixen realised something

“Where are my manners? I’m Stacy York” she said as she reached out for a handshake. Mary replied by offering her hand and the two had started on the road to friendship. “I’m head of testing here at Wash Set. Please sit”

“Ok let’s see… you’re 22, you live away from your parents and you’re interested in helping us?”
“Yes, it something I can do easily. Getting paid for anything will be a bonus really”
“Considering we’ll clean your clothes it’s a no brainer really” The two giggled. “Now then, I’m also here if you have any question about what you need to provide”

Mary came over all coy and this was picked up on by Stacy.

“Is something the matter Mary?”
“Well it’s just…” she stammered
“You’re worried about the ‘Urine and Faecal’ matter aren’t you?” She said trying to make a bad pun to lighten the situation. It took a moment for Mary to figure it out.

“Well, yes” she managed with a small laugh, now able to talk but blushing furiously.
“I’ll tell you a little secret” Stacy said talking in near a whisper. She had Mary’s attention. “We’ll actually pay more for an adult subject to carry this one out. Think about it. If we have to try and get a parent and child interested in the idea and what with the way the world is at the minute if anything were to be taken the wrong way it would be a PR nightmare”
“I guess I can understand that” Mary said
“Also if our machine can clean the messes of a full grown person such as you then the mess of a child will be no problem and it could be a vital selling point to the parents with young children market.”
“I see what you mean, it does make sense to do it this way” Mary spat out now getting a little excited by the idea.

“Here’s the secret” Stacy whispered, “Since you seem to be the only person to apply we’ll make you a deal. £500 for a week’s worth of clothes and as many things off the list as possible – excluding a pair or two of your soiled knickers. But, because it would be a huge help, if you can provide everything off the list we’ll pay you £1250 but that would be for a few examples of each item off the list and for anything else you think may test our machine… What do you say?”

Mary only had to think for a moment, Stacy’s arguments were fine plus she could make a lot more money just by doing something nobody would ever have to know about. Well, almost everybody…

“Um” Mary started
“Yes Mary”
“Um, well, my flatmate might be able to help get you more samples. What deal could you do for her if any?”
“Well, since we need as much research as possible I’m willing to offer her the same deal. But could you be so kind as to sign your contract first? You don’t really have to proof read it as all it says is you’ve agreed to our conditions and the money that has been proposed for what you provide. Here is a copy for your friend, please bring it with you when you both bring your clothes next week although if you could drop it off anytime before hand that would be great” Stacy said with a smile.

Mary read through the contract to make sure there was nothing fishy but it was just as Stacy said, there was no trap it was just as described. She then signed it, took the copy for Emma and the two ladies shook hands and parted ways. As she left to go and get the bus back Mary was bursting with nervous energy, almost excited about what a dirty girl she was going to be.


Part 3: The list

Mary had nearly finished explaining to Emma what she had learned at Wash Set.
“So it’s £500 if you just give a few samples and…”
“£1250 if I actually wet and poo myself a few times” Mary cut in.
“And they’re offering me the same?” Mary nodded with a slightly evil grin
“And no one will no except for you, me and Stacy?” Again Mary nodded.

After a moment or two of silence Emma signed her contract and spoke up.

“Do you need a poo?” almost excited by the sheer silliness of the idea.
“Not yet, I go every other day or so”
“Me too, well, we can save that one for later anyway. Let me see the list again”

This is just the first two parts (and a little of the 3rd) just to see what people are thinking at this point and if they want to see the rest. Also I’m quite tired so I’m headin off to bed. I still need to finish off the rest of the story; this is just what I’ve done in the last 2 hours or so. So if people actually would like the rest I’ll need a few days.

Take care folks

Peter Pants