funny incident in the supermarket

[Guest]

One of the funniest ones happened to me last year, I have a stomach problem myself and sometimes suffer from really bad gas, occasionally I'll get a bout of the runs. Well my wife and I were shopping, I hadn't been out for a few days due to my guts playing up but this day I felt fine, still had bouts of gas but no runs.
Anyway I'm walking down this aisle when I get a really sharp pain like someone was twisting my insides, gas again! I had to let it out, trouble was it was really really going to stink. Well there was nobody else in the aisle so out it went, my god it stank to high heaven, one of those thick stenches that seems to hang in the air. We left the aisle hurriedly and as we turned the corner an old lady went into the aisle, I watched with interest as a couple of seconds later another couple walked past her, they both started coughing and retching. A little while later we passed this couple and they were both going on about the disgusting old woman who'd obviously shit herself in the store.
A part of me felt guilty but another part found it so funny.

[nightwolf]

A similar thing happened to me before. I cut a really raunchy fart in a isle just before a teenage girl walked around the corner. I quickly walked to the next isle, letting out another halfway. She didn't see me because she was distracted by her phone. A few seconds later, three other people who looked like her parents and younger brother walked through and I heard the young boy loudly shout "Erica farted!" The girl exclaimed that it wasn't her. The mom scolded the boy, saying that he shouldn't embarrass his sister in public and everyone breaks wind, and the girl exclaimed that it wasn't her again.

They then walked through the second "gas cloud," which caused the dad to ask the girl if she needed to use the restroom. I felt so bad because this poor girl was so embarrassed and humiliated, and if I could hear their family's conversation, others could too.