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A young woman walks into a Bass Shop to buy a fishing rod for her boyfriend. She looks around and an employee walks up to her and ask what she wants.
She explains her boyfriend is taking a trip to go fishing with the boys and wants to buy him a nice rod and reel. The man shows her a decent set-up for $20.00 and explains he is blind so to see if she likes it.
She agrees that it is a good deal but has a feeling the old guy isn't blind. She follows him to the counter and as she reaches into her pocketbook for the credit card she rips a loud and smelly fart. The smell fills the counter area.
"That will be $36.89." The man says as he takes the credit card and runs it through the machine.
The woman responds. "But the rod and reel is only $20.00."
"But the duck call and bear repellent make the total $36.89." The man says as he hands her the pen.
Embarrassed the woman paid the bill.................
She explains her boyfriend is taking a trip to go fishing with the boys and wants to buy him a nice rod and reel. The man shows her a decent set-up for $20.00 and explains he is blind so to see if she likes it.
She agrees that it is a good deal but has a feeling the old guy isn't blind. She follows him to the counter and as she reaches into her pocketbook for the credit card she rips a loud and smelly fart. The smell fills the counter area.
"That will be $36.89." The man says as he takes the credit card and runs it through the machine.
The woman responds. "But the rod and reel is only $20.00."
"But the duck call and bear repellent make the total $36.89." The man says as he hands her the pen.
Embarrassed the woman paid the bill.................