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Two women go out drinking on Friday nights. One night while staggering home need to poop and pee.They dash into a local elementary.
The first girl does her business and when she realizes she has nothing to wipe herself with so uses her panties.
The other girl is wearing expensive panties and grabs a ribbon from a wreath leaning against a grave stone.
The next morning a husband sees his wife passed out on the couch and notices she isn't wearing panties. He calls the other husband and says he is concerned and thinks the wives are fooling around. He even admits his wife is missing her panties.
"I think you're right." The other husband agrees. "My wife had a card in her panties, 'Thank you for your service. Fire Station #6' it read."
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