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  • Ex Cop Recommends Peeing and Pooping Pants

    LOL, that's one way to avoid getting arrested. Followed by the walk of shame

    https://www.citylab.com/life/2013/11...arrested/7491/

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    Interesting

    About eighteen years ago in my town there was a three day music festival and a lot of drugs and other issues. A young man passed out from an overdose and was rushed to the hospital. Since the Emergency Room was so busy and he wasn't the worst case he was forgotten and disappeared. A nurse found him walking around the X-Ray room and released him. Since he had a bag filled with pills the police were going to arrest him, but alas he filled his shorts with a huge load of poop. The made him sit on a plastic bag and dropped him off at the festival, no arrest and no trip to the Police Station.

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    • #3
      I've always planned on pissing myself if I was in a police car, just to get a little revenge. But apparently the correct move is to piss yourself before getting arrested.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bazman
        LOL, that's one way to avoid getting arrested. Followed by the walk of shame

        https://www.citylab.com/life/2013/11...arrested/7491/
        That doesn't work too well with DUIs.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bwetfan
          That doesn't work too well with DUIs.
          I hear you bro. Got done myself this year and ruined a lifetime of clean driving record. Shitting or wetting myself would have merely stunk up the booze bus during processing before they left me to lock my car up and walk home.

          I snuck back halfway home and saw they had all gone, so drove home. Wasn't going to leave my nice AMG outside on the street all night

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bazman
            I hear you bro. Got done myself this year and ruined a lifetime of clean driving record. Shitting or wetting myself would have merely stunk up the booze bus during processing before they left me to lock my car up and walk home.

            I snuck back halfway home and saw they had all gone, so drove home. Wasn't going to leave my nice AMG outside on the street all night
            Where in the world are you? In the States you get sent to jail until the next day, and your car gets towed and put in a lot with a very expensive pickup fee.

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