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Hi everyone, haven’t posted in awhile so thought I would share some more recollections about my ex. Does anyone else have a wife/girlfriend who unintentionally gets her panties more dirty when she’s drinking/partying than on normal days? My ex definitely fell into this category. For those who don’t remember, my ex was brunette, mixed-race, slim but curvy in all the right places and with a cute little bubble butt - she would be on tippy toes when she sat on most standard toilets.
Anyway, most days she could be counted on to have some faint, wispy little skidmarks in the back of her knickers by the end of the day. Not actual smears of poo or heavy brown streaks, just faint little dabs or lines of brown tint (she tended to wear white or light pink/blue cotton bikini or hipster panties which showed the marks, when she wore black or dark blue undies you couldn’t see them). But this would change whenever we went out clubbing or if she went drinking with her friends at uni (or in later years at work). I guess when my ex got a bit tipsy she became a more careless wiper? She was never the most fastidious wiper to begin with, hence the light wispy barely perceptible ass marks most days. But alcohol tended to make her gassy and also made her poo softer (as I often overheard when she was on the toilet) and I think that drunken carelessness combined with an impatience to get back out on the dance floor or with her friends would cause her to cut corners in the wiping department.
I used to love it when she would come home drunk and horny after a night with her girlfriends because I knew that 8 times out of 10 that cute little bubble butt filling out her little black dress would have messed up her panties underneath. I’m talking anything from your standard 1-inch skidmark to 3-inch heavy poo streaks, sometimes multiple deep dark skiddies with actual poo material in them, which weighed down her panties when I rested the stained ass section on the palm of my hand. Sometimes she would be aware and sometimes not, most times she wouldn’t notice or care when I tugged down her panties to discover they stuck in her asscrack a fraction longer than normal and popped out with a lil poopy streak on them, she was just wanting sex and oblivious to her stains. Other times she would be vaguely aware and either try to take off her panties herself or else just tentatively ask “am I okay down there?” or some other such wording whenever I’d be licking her pussy (I loved to eat her out from behind for this very reason). On skiddy days I could usually count on seeing some pooey smears left around her asshole, sometimes a full-on dingleberry or stained little piece of tp which broke off when she was doing her lazy drunken two-scrub standing wipe job. Once in awhile it looked like she had even sharted a bit in her panties or perhaps not quite made it to the toilet in time, as there would be flecks of toilet paper stuck to her shit stain as though she had tried to wipe the worst of it out earlier.
The only other time when her panties got into that state was sometimes on gym days. She always complained that the tp in our gym was single ply really cheap stuff, and on those days when she pooped at the gym afternoon work and before a workout I could usually count on seeing a big sweaty brown skid mark in her panties after she had been spinning for 30 minutes with an exercise bike saddle jammed up her ass. I would love watching her vpl under her workout leggings as her tight little butt sat on the exercise bike, knowing that since she was sober she would probably wince with embarrassment and then try to hide the sweaty, shit-stained panties deep in our laundry basket when we got home.
Anyone else notice a pattern to their girl’s panty-staining behaviour?
Anyway, most days she could be counted on to have some faint, wispy little skidmarks in the back of her knickers by the end of the day. Not actual smears of poo or heavy brown streaks, just faint little dabs or lines of brown tint (she tended to wear white or light pink/blue cotton bikini or hipster panties which showed the marks, when she wore black or dark blue undies you couldn’t see them). But this would change whenever we went out clubbing or if she went drinking with her friends at uni (or in later years at work). I guess when my ex got a bit tipsy she became a more careless wiper? She was never the most fastidious wiper to begin with, hence the light wispy barely perceptible ass marks most days. But alcohol tended to make her gassy and also made her poo softer (as I often overheard when she was on the toilet) and I think that drunken carelessness combined with an impatience to get back out on the dance floor or with her friends would cause her to cut corners in the wiping department.
I used to love it when she would come home drunk and horny after a night with her girlfriends because I knew that 8 times out of 10 that cute little bubble butt filling out her little black dress would have messed up her panties underneath. I’m talking anything from your standard 1-inch skidmark to 3-inch heavy poo streaks, sometimes multiple deep dark skiddies with actual poo material in them, which weighed down her panties when I rested the stained ass section on the palm of my hand. Sometimes she would be aware and sometimes not, most times she wouldn’t notice or care when I tugged down her panties to discover they stuck in her asscrack a fraction longer than normal and popped out with a lil poopy streak on them, she was just wanting sex and oblivious to her stains. Other times she would be vaguely aware and either try to take off her panties herself or else just tentatively ask “am I okay down there?” or some other such wording whenever I’d be licking her pussy (I loved to eat her out from behind for this very reason). On skiddy days I could usually count on seeing some pooey smears left around her asshole, sometimes a full-on dingleberry or stained little piece of tp which broke off when she was doing her lazy drunken two-scrub standing wipe job. Once in awhile it looked like she had even sharted a bit in her panties or perhaps not quite made it to the toilet in time, as there would be flecks of toilet paper stuck to her shit stain as though she had tried to wipe the worst of it out earlier.
The only other time when her panties got into that state was sometimes on gym days. She always complained that the tp in our gym was single ply really cheap stuff, and on those days when she pooped at the gym afternoon work and before a workout I could usually count on seeing a big sweaty brown skid mark in her panties after she had been spinning for 30 minutes with an exercise bike saddle jammed up her ass. I would love watching her vpl under her workout leggings as her tight little butt sat on the exercise bike, knowing that since she was sober she would probably wince with embarrassment and then try to hide the sweaty, shit-stained panties deep in our laundry basket when we got home.
Anyone else notice a pattern to their girl’s panty-staining behaviour?
Love skidmarks but most accidents in panties............
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