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**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:07 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Moving on to Cindy, an up and coming sophomore guard, she is charged with soiling her panties at Friday�s basketball practice. Suffice to say, Coach Teiger is not happy about this. �Disgusting��Disgraceful�..You should be ashamed of yourself,� she yells at the cute, braces-clad brunette, �It was only the first practice of the season and already you�ve had an accident in your pants.� �I have high hopes for you this season,� Coach Teiger tells her, �If not actually a starting position, I�m expecting to use you off the bench a lot.� �Of course, if you�re going to be playing, you need to be toilet trained,� she tells the girl derisively.

Cindy, a shy and sensitive sort, takes Coach Teiger�s comments kind of hard. The poor girl is struggling to fight back the tears. Even though her accident happened 3 days ago, she�s obviously still embarrassed and ashamed about what she did on Friday. �I am toilet trained� she tells her coach in tears, �Of course, I�m toilet trained.� �I just had �.um, I mean, I just had an �. had an �. I had an �.,� she mumbles as she struggles to regain her composure.

�You mean, you had an accident?� Coach Teiger asks her, �Are you trying to tell me that you just had an accident?� It was mostly a rhetorical question but Cindy answers it -- �Yes, Ma�am,� she says anyway. �Yeah, I know,� Coach Teiger tells her derisively, �I�m thinking it was the kind of accident that happens when you just ignore the need to go until it comes out in your pants.� The athletic sophomore cutie then looks up at her coach puzzled. �Well, I doubt you were just going along fine and then, without warning, it all just come out in your pants,� she questions the girl, �It didn�t quite happen that way, did it?� No Ma�am,� Cindy answers dutifully. �I�m thinking that you had plenty of warning that you needed a bowel movement,� Coach Teiger continues, �I�m thinking that you just ignored the need to go and tried to hold it instead.� �Is that about right, young lady?� she then asks the girl. �Yes, Ma�am,� Cindy then answers, crying and lowering her head in shame . �I have high hopes for you this season, young lady,� Coach Teiger tells her, �Even though it�s only your FIRST SEASON.� �THE FACTS OF LIFE, though, are that sometimes you need to go to the bathroom and sometimes it�s for a bowel movement,� she points out, �And obviously, we cannot tolerate girls going to the bathroom in their pants -- ESPECIALLY when it�s a bowel movement.�

Drying her tears a bit, Cindy tells us that she was indeed feeling the need to go -- she says she was starting to feel it when they had their last break in practice on Friday -- but just didn�t realize how bad she needed to do it. �I went #2 the night before, right before I went to bed,� she tells us, �I actually went a lot that night -- because of Thanksgiving dinner, I guess.� �So I really never thought I�d have to go again so soon,� she explains, �I was really surprised when I suddenly had to go at practice the next morning.� �But you did clearly have to go, didn�t you?� Coach Teiger then angrily chimes in, �You knew you had to go but instead of just going to the toilet and doing it like you should, you decided to try to hold it in instead?� �I thought I could hold it in and wait,� Cindy then explains, �I never thought I was going to go in my pants.� �But you did go in your pants, didn�t you?� Coach Teiger interrupts again, almost taunting her, �You did have an accident -- if that�s what you�re going to call it.� �Personally, I don�t consider it an accident if you know what you need to do and simply don�t go and do it,� the strict basketball coach continues, �I don�t consider it an accident when you simply don�t go use the toilet when you know you need to.� �I call that not being toilet trained, young lady,� she rather harshly tells the girl, �I call that being grossly irresponsible -- I call that being disgusting -- I call that just disgraceful.� With those harsh words, Cindy is left just staring at the floor crying into her hands.

Looking at the sweet and sensitive sophomore�s toilet record, I see that this is actually Cindy�s 3rd panty-soiling of the school year. Additionally, she has 2 violations for being late to class for bathroom purposes. I also note that one of her previous panty-soiling accidents happened while she was running Cross Country for our school in the fall. That, of course, is a panty-soiling while representing the school and is considered more serious. Fortunately for her, this one on Friday happened at a practice session and consequently only counts as a regular panty-soiling. Coach Teiger has argued, and she argues again today, that accidents at practice should count as accidents while representing the school. �As far as I�m concerned, they represent the school whether it�s at games or at a practice,� the coach argues, �Unlike school, I suppose, the girls are choosing to be a member of this team and that should mean them being held to a higher standard.� But as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, there is a difference -- a big difference -- between practices and games. �The difference is that actual games take place with girls from other schools,� I note, �And when girls have accidents at actual games they bring shame and disgrace not only on themselves but their team and our entire school.� Coach Teiger, of course, understands this -- She simply disagrees.

But today, though, I want to make sure that Cindy understands it. �You�re mighty lucky that accidents at practices don�t count as accidents while representing the school,� I tell the soft-spoken sophomore blonde, �With one such panty-soiling already on your record this school year, a second such accident would be a serious matter indeed.� I remind her that she doesn�t get a reset with a new sports season. �All toilet violations count from the start of the school year,� I warn her, �So another accident during the winter season or even the spring season, would be your second such offense.� �And a second accident while representing the school would be something the TVPC would take very seriously,� I further warn her, �Trust me when I tell you that the punishment for such would be quite unpleasant.� �I hope you understand that we were quite lenient with your panty-soiling accident at cross country 2 months ago,� I explain, �We took into consideration that there were no bathroom facilities there at all and your only alternative was to squat and go in the woods.� �It�s still not an excuse for having an accident -- You�re obviously still expected to go squat in the woods if that�s what you need to do,� I explain further, �But we certainly do understand how you might want to try to hold it in under those conditions.� �But there�ll be no such leniency for such an accident at a game during basketball season,� I warn her, �You get regular toilets to use and there�s absolutely no excuse for not using them when you need to.� Coach Teiger is seen nodding her head in agreement with me. �Yes, sir -- I understand,� Cindy then tells me. �I�ll use the toilet when I need to -- I promise,� she tells her coach.

�You know it�s not like I go in my pants all the time,� Cindy then continues, �I know it happened and I�m sorry about that but it�s not like I have accidents all the time.� �I certainly go at school more times than I go in my pants,� she argues, �I have to go #2 at school a lot.� �It�s just not fair to say that I�m not toilet trained -- That�s just not fair,� she says, still obviously upset that Coach Teiger would say that. �Well, that�s what happens when you go in your pants,� Coach Teiger tells her, �Maybe that was a tad harsh but that�s what people are going to think when you don�t use the toilet when you need to.� The athletic sophomore beauty goes on to explain that it�s more a matter of her needing more privacy when she �needs to do that.� She tells us that when she has to go at school, she likes to do it when she can be alone in the bathroom. �I tried to go upstairs to one of the girls� rooms there,� she says, �I really wanted to go at school -- I just needed to do it in one of those bathrooms instead.� The point being that everyone was downstairs in and around the gym on Friday and she could have had the girls� room all to herself upstairs. �But unfortunately the hallway was blocked off and I couldn�t get upstairs,� Cindy explains, �I would have definitely done it there if I could have gotten to a girls� room upstairs -- I am comfortable going at school if I can have more privacy.� She points out that her 2 violations for being late to class for bathroom purposes where when she had to go between classes and waited to go until the girls� room cleared out after the bell.

�But you can�t always get that much privacy, Cindy,� Coach Teiger tells her, �You can�t always get the whole bathroom to yourself.� �In fact, you can rarely get the whole bathroom to yourself,� Coach Teiger explains, �Playing on a basketball team, you�re always going to have other girls around and that includes when you have to go to the bathroom.� �If you can�t manage to use the toilet with other girls around, you�re going to really have a problem, young lady,� she lectures Cindy. �To be on this basketball team, you�re going need to learn to use locker room bathrooms and they are not always the nicest places,� the coach continues, �Sometimes we get toilets where the stalls don�t even doors on them.� Cindy doesn�t look pleased to hear that but she assures her coach that it won�t be a problem for her. �I�ll use the toilet when I need to, Ma�am,� she tells her coach, �I won�t have any more accidents, I promise.� Coach Teiger looks on skeptically. �I promise, Ma�am -- I�ll do what I have to do -- I�ll use the toilet,� Cindy continues, �I won�t have any more accidents -- Somehow, I�ll manage, I promise.� �Well, I certainly hope so, young lady,� Coach Teiger tells her, �You�re going to be in for a very rough time if you don�t.�

Moving on to Cindy�s punishment, I have to treat it a regular panty-soiling (rather than one while representing the school), but I also have to consider that it�s her 3rd such offense of the school and one of her previous ones was indeed while representing the school. Coach Tieger, of course, argues for imposing the most severe punishment that I can. �If it were up to me, I�d make them clean their messes right there in the locker room,� she tells me, although that�s more directed at Cindy, �And I�d make them do it right there in front of the other girls.� �I doubt that anyone would mess in her panties after that,� she argues. Well, obviously that�s a bit extreme and there�s no reason for giving Cindy the maximum punishment. But clearly more than usual punishment is in order. Accordingly, Cindy is sentenced to a week of toilet-sitting detention and will have to write �I will not soil my panties in school or at basketball practice again� 500 times. Cindy visible gulps at hearing that harsh sentence (obviously it was more than she expected) but she doesn�t protest. �Yes, sir,� she says meekly, as the tears begin anew.

Another important event at our school over the Thanksgiving weekend was the annual Holiday Fundraiser Flea Market & Craft Show sponsored by our Student Council. This takes place annually in the school gym on the Friday night after Thanksgiving. It is a big event run by the Student Council at our school with the proceeds going to the poor and less fortunate over the upcoming holiday season. A lot of students (as well as faculty and staff) participate and it being a school function, the toileting behavior of the female students at this event is, of course, subject to TVPC jurisdiction.

Miss Bliss, who is the Student Council Advisor, is in charge of the event. She is happy to report that she has no accidents or other toilet violations to report from the event. There were 2 panty-soiling accidents at last year�s event (including one �doubleheader� accident) and another violation for clogging a toilet in the girls� room at the event. So that much is a big improvement. Miss Bliss is not pleased, however, to note that there were still 3 toilet-related matters -- 3 apparent toilet violations -- at the event that require the TVPC�s attention. �I have no one to charge with these violations,� Miss Bliss reports, �We have gathered considerable evidence of these violations but as of yet, I have no one to charge.� �I assure you, Mr. Chairman, that we will continue to investigate these matters,� the pretty and popular Social Studies teacher continues, �And if we find that any of our students are responsible for them, they will be brought before the TVPC and appropriately charged with a toilet violation.� The problem, though, is that the event is heavily attended by the public and apparently we can�t be sure -- at least with 2 of these -- that it was one of our students who was responsible.

�The first one we�re pretty certain that it was a student,� Miss Bliss reports, �We�re pretty certain that a student used the toilet in the coaches� office in the girls� locker room.� And, looking at the known details of this incident, I note that the girl did a bowel movement in there. Mrs. Duncan, another faculty member helping out at the event that night, reports that when she first arrived at school late that afternoon, she went to use the bathroom there. �At that point, the custodian was still in there working on unclogging the toilet,� Mrs. Duncan reports, �As I understand it, Natalie -- um, I mean Coach Teiger -- had clogged the toilet at basketball practice that morning.� �So I ended up having to use the girls� room in the hallway instead,� the pretty and outgoing Mrs. Duncan tells us, �Fortunately, I�d already done my first post-Thanksgiving dinner bowel movement earlier that morning and this was my second of the day.� The comment draws a few giggles from the assembled crowd. The implication, of course, is that the one she did at home that morning clogged the toilet, but the one at school -- her second of the day -- didn�t quite match that. Mrs. Duncan tells us that a short time after that -- after using the hallway girls� room -- she went back to check on the status or the coaches� office bathroom and was happy to see that the toilet was not only unclogged but it was spotlessly clean and well-stocked with 2 brand new, still unwrapped rolls of toilet paper. �I then went and told the other women teachers at the event that that bathroom was there for them to use if they needed it,� the Music Teacher and Assistant Band Director reports, �Not everyone on the staff knows that that bathroom is there.� That bathroom is, of course, off limits to the students.

�But we�re reasonably certain that a student later went in there and used it,� Miss Bliss then tells us, �I went to use it not too long after Amy (that is, Mrs. Duncan) told me about the bathroom there and clearly it had been used before me.� �The toilet bowl was heavily skidmarked inside,� Miss Bliss reports, �And close to half of one of those rolls of toilet paper was already gone.� �I was surprised to see that since Amy had told me that the bathroom had just been cleaned,� she says, �So I mentioned that to her.� �I�m even wondering if more than one student had used it,� she adds.

�I was surprised to hear that as well,� Mrs. Duncan then tells us. �So I went around and checked to see if any of the staff at the event had used it,� she reports, �And they all said that they hadn�t.� �At that point there really weren�t many members of the public there at the event yet,� Mrs. Duncan reports further, �And that bathroom is pretty hidden so I doubt many in the public know about it anyway.� �It�s basically, process of elimination, Mr. Chairman,� she adds, �We�re all pretty certain a student must have snuck in there and used it.�

Checking with both of them, I confirm that there was nothing improper done to that toilet other than a student using it. �I mean, no one clogged the toilet, or flushed something that shouldn�t have been flushed or anything like that?� I ask, �I mean, you noted the skidmarked toilet bowl but that�s really not a violation in and of itself.� The point being that committing another toilet violation while using a faculty toilet (a toilet they shouldn�t even have been using in the first place) is grounds for a toilet suspension -- even for a first offense. Both Mrs. Duncan and Miss Bliss confirm that, as far as they could see, there was no additional violation. �The thick skidmark in the toilet bowl was the worst of it,� Miss Bliss says, �It was gross but I don�t think that�s actually a toilet violation.� �I don�t think she would have skidmarked it on purpose,� she adds.

**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:08 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Moving on to 2 other matters from Friday night, Miss Bliss reports that she is not sure who is responsible for these. �In one stall, someone had messed all over the toilet seat,� the likeable, blonde-haired Social Studies Teacher reports, �And in the other stall, we found a pair of soiled underwear hidden behind the toilet.� These were apparently in the girls� room in the hallway near the gym -- a bathroom that pretty much everyone at the event used on Friday night. �I want to assume that it wasn�t a faculty member who did either of these,� Miss Bliss explains, �But I really don�t know if it was one of our students or just a member of the public.� �The one looks like someone tried to squat over the toilet instead of sitting on the seat,� she explains further, �And, �.well, she didn�t do a good job of getting it in the toilet.� �And the other one obviously was someone at the event having an accident in their panties,� she continues, �And then after probably cleaning herself up a bit, tried to hide those soiled panties behind the toilet.� �For her sake, I hope that one isn�t one of our girls,� Miss Bliss adds. Hiding soiled panties in the girls� room is, of course, a mandatory toilet suspension. The mess on the toilet seat probably wouldn�t be unless it could be shown that the girl did it on purpose rather than just having extraordinarily bad aim.

With this information, the TVPC officially authorizes an investigation into all three of these matters. Miss Bliss is, of course, appointed to head the investigation. �We will get to the bottom of this, Mr. Chairman,� she assures us.

No doubt the biggest event of Thanksgiving weekend at our school was our football team participating in the regional playoffs. After an upset victory the prior weekend, our team advanced to the regional finals against Polk High School -- this time with the game played at Carver High School as a neutral site. Why the state athletic association scheduled the game at Carver HS is anyone�s guess. Personally, I�m thinking it was because of its location pretty much halfway between our school and Polk HS. But considering the restroom facilities at the Carver Field it may have been better to choose a different site instead. I�m reasonably certain that the girls on our cheerleading squad and the girls in our band wouldn�t have minded a longer bus ride if it meant having better restrooms at the game. Still, OBVIOUSLY, the condition of the bathroom there is no excuse for our girls having accidents or committing other toilet violations. And, as I look over a long list of accidents from the game, I am quite disappointed in our girls.

�I don�t care what the facilities were like at the game,� I angrily tell them -- a large group of girls sitting in the front row awaiting their turn before the TVPC. �I don�t care what the toilet facilities at the game were like,� I repeat, �You girls are still expected to use them when you need to.� �You girls are in high school for pete�s sake,� I remind them, �Obviously, there is no excuse for any of you to be going in your pants instead of the toilet.� �Obviously, your bodily functions are your own responsibility and you are fully expected to handle them properly,� I angrily lecture them, �And that�s especially true when you are representing the school as a member of the cheerleading squad or the band.� �Obviously, your punishments this afternoon will reflect your status as being representatives of the school at the game,� I tell them. I see a few sour faces along �Defendants� Row� and even a few audible groans. If they didn�t know before, they certainly know now, that accidents and other toilet violations while representing the school are punished more severely. The main issue for the girls apparently was that the individual toilet stalls didn�t have doors on them for privacy. The stalls, as I�ve been told, were simply 3-sided and completely open in the front. That, combined with lines of girls waiting in front of the stalls for their turn, most certainly led to less than ideal toileting conditions. While the TVPC can certainly sympathize with the girls� situation on Saturday, it is still obviously no excuse for having accidents or committing other toilet violations. The girls must still be held fully responsible for handling their bodily functions in the proper manner.

�For pete�s sake, girls,� I admonish them further, �At least you had regular toilets at the game on Saturday.� �At a lot of athletic events, there are only port-o-potties to use,� I remind them, �But this time you had regular flushable toilets to use and still many of you had accidents.� �I mean, it�s still no excuse for going in your pants even when it�s only a port-o-potty available,� I clarify, �It�s just that I think it makes it even more shameful when a girl has a regular toilet available and decides to wet or mess her pants anyway.� �I�d rather have a port-o-potty,� comes a voice from Defendants� Row -- a voice belonging to Darcy, a pretty blonde awaiting her turn before the TVPC. �I think a port-o-potty is a lot better than not having doors on the stalls,� she argues, �I�ve used port-o-potties at games before but I just couldn�t make myself go in those open stalls on Saturday.� �I mean, port-o-potties can be disgusting and they do smell, but at least you get privacy,� she argues further, �At least you don�t have people looking at you while you�re wiping you know what.� �That�s just horrible,� Darcy adds, an exaggerated look of disgust on her face. �Well, EITHER WAY,� I then tell her, �Either way you are expected to use the available facilities -- Either way you are expect to scrupulously avoid going to the bathroom in your pants.�

It appears that our band has the most cases on the agenda, so we�ll start there. And given the load (so to speak) or panty-soiling cases and that 3 of those are quite similar, I decide to take them as a group. Michelle, a petite sophomore who plays the flute, Jules, a pretty and athletic blonde who plays the clarinet, and Ellen, a cute freshman who also plays the flute, are each charged with simple panty-sailings at the game. And those, of course, are panty-soilings while representing the school. Mrs. Sylvester -- our new Band Director -- agrees with taking their cases as a group. �The 3 of them messed in their pants together, I guess it�s only fitting that they be punished together. �Disgusting!� she admonishes the 3 girls as they step up to the podium, �Absolutely disgusting!� None of them disputes that characterization.

�I�ve heard of girls going to the bathroom together,� Mrs. Sylvester continues, �But I�ve never heard of girls going to the bathroom IN THEIR PANTS together.� The comment draws a few giggles from the assembled crowd, but to Mrs. Sylvester it is no laughing matter. �Disgusting!� she repeats, �Absolutely disgusting -- I can�t believe you girls would do something like that.� �Don�t you think you girls are way too old to be messing in your pants,� she admonishes them, �How can you do something like that at your age.� �Shame on You!� she tells them, �Shame on all of you -- What you did was not only a disgrace to yourselves but to our whole band.�

�I�m sorry, Mrs. Sylvester,� Michelle tells her, �We�re all sorry, Ma�am.� �Yeah -- I know it was disgusting making a mess in our pants like that,� Jules acknowledges, �But we just couldn�t help it.� �There was no privacy in that bathroom,� the pretty clarinet player explains, �I just couldn�t go -- not for that -- with no privacy.� �The stalls were all open in front, Ma�am -- Like Jules said, there was no privacy,� Ellen chimes in, �Other girls could see us while we were sitting on the toilet.� �We just couldn�t go like that -- not for #2,� she adds. �I�m sorry, Ma�am but we just couldn�t help it.�

�BULLS�.� Mrs. Sylvester starts to say before she catches herself. �I�m sorry but that�s just nonsense,� she tells the girls, �You most certainly COULD help it.� �And it�s not really hard to avoid messing in your pants, either,� Mrs. Sylvester continues, sarcasm evident in her voice, �You help it by simply going to the toilet when you need to.� �I don�t care if there is no privacy --- You do what you need to do,� she yells at them, �And that means doing it in the toilet like you�re supposed to.� �You�re in high school,� the Band Director reiterates, �There�s simply no excuse for messing in your pants like that.� �I never thought that I�ve issues with this sort of thing -- not with high school girls,� Mrs. Sylvester goes on angrily, �I just can�t believe you girls would go in your pants rather than use an available toilet.� �Just because the toilets there weren�t ideal, doesn�t mean that you don�t have to use them,� she tells the girls.

Jules then raises her hand and asks to speak. She -- an athletic blonde-haired girl who plays Softball in the spring -- is, of course, granted permission to do so. She�s a SWEET girl generally but can be outright VISCIOUS when she gets riled up. She argues -- Respectfully -- that Mrs. Sylvester is seriously understating the problem when she calls the bathroom �less than ideal.� �It was horrible, sir -- the girls� room there was just horrible,� the sophomore beauty explains, �Just saying that it was less than ideal doesn�t quite do it justice.� �We�ve dealt with less than ideal bathrooms before, sir -- We don�t expect school bathrooms to be perfect,� she explains further, �But this was the worst bathroom I�ve ever had to use.� �Jules is right, sir,� Ellen then chimes in. �The way Mrs. Sylvester describes it doesn�t make it seem so bad,� she argues, �But it really was bad -- It was just the worst.� �Sir, you just couldn�t get any privacy at all in there,� Michelle then explains, �Girls could just look right in the stall and see what you were doing on the toilet.� �I mean, it was bad enough just peeing in there,� Michelle tells us, �I don�t know how you can expect anyone to do the other thing when you just can�t get any privacy to do it.� �It was like this one time at band camp��..� Michelle starts to rattle on, but I quickly stop her. Our agenda this afternoon is too busy to go off on a tangent like that.

�I expect you to do whatever it is that you need to do,� Mrs. Sylvester then angrily tells them, �I really don�t care what the bathroom is like -- If you have to do #2 at a game, you have to do it in the toilet.� �It is utterly disgraceful what you three girls did,� she rants at them, �At your age, there�s just no excuse for messing in your pants.� �You know, I had to use the same bathroom as you girls did,� Mrs. Sylvester points out, �And somehow I managed to use it, didn�t I?�

�You didn�t poop in there,� Michelle then tells her, �I heard that you peed at the game but you didn�t poop in there.� �I didn�t poop in there because I didn�t have to poop,� Mrs. Sylvester angrily responds, �I only peed because that�s all that I needed to do.� �But obviously you girls needed to do more than just pee,� she yells at them, �Obviously, all 3 of you needed to do a bowel movement as well.� �Yes, Ma�am,� Michelle tells her, while Jules and Ellen sheepishly nod their head �yes.� Mrs. Sylvester then assures them that had she needed to do a bowel movement at the game, she most certainly would have done it in the toilet there. �Obviously, I wouldn�t have done it in my pants,� she tells them, �Obviously, I would have gone and used the toilet like we�re all supposed to do.� �Lots of your classmates did have bowel movements there -- Mrs. Montgomery had a bowel movement there,� she continues, �And there�s no reason why you 3 couldn�t have done bowel movements there as well.� Michelle looks about ready to speak again -- Perhaps to point out that many of their classmates soiled their panties as well -- but wisely thinks better of it.

Mrs. Sylvester suggests that if the open stalls were really a problem for the girls, they should have done the technique where 2 girls stand in the doorway where the stall door would be, thereby blocking for the girl on the toilet. �The 2 girls stand there with their backs to the girl on the toilet,� she explains to them, �That way they�re not looking at the girl on the toilet and they�re blocking anyone else from seeing the girl on the toilet as well.� �And then you just shift around until each girl gets her turn on the toilet,� she explains further, �It�s easy when you have 3 girls like that.� Jules mentions that they did do that but it was only to pee. �You urinated in there but you wouldn�t do a bowel movement in there?� I ask her, for the record. �Yes, sir,� she answers me, �Somehow we managed to do that, but we just couldn�t manage to do the other thing in there.� Asking the other 2 the same question, they each tell me that they also just urinated in the there but held in their bowel movements -- or rather, they TRIED to hold it in.

Looking at the individual Violation Reports on these accidents, we see that Michelle and Jules each had their accidents sometime during the second half of the game. �As far as I could tell they hadn�t gone in their pants yet as we finished our halftime show,� Mrs. Sylvester explains, �But as we were leaving the bleachers and heading to our buses after the game, it was more than apparent what they�d done.� �Jules had a big bulge in the back of her band uniform pants,� Mrs. Sylvester tells us, �Hers was obviously a pretty big load but fortunately for her it looked to be a solid one.� �It was a lot but it probably wasn�t all that bad to clean up,� she adds. Jules agrees with what Mrs. Sylvester said. �I guess I got lucky, Ma�am,� she says, �Cleaning my underwear was pretty much just dumping the load in the toilet and it really wasn�t smeared too bad on my butt.�

Ellen, on the other hand, appears to have had an accident smaller in volume but no doubt worse in terms of being messy. �Looking at her backside alone, it really wasn�t clear that she�d even had an accident,� Mrs. Sylvester reports, �If not for the way she was walking, I probably wouldn�t have suspected she�d had an accident at all.� �Although once on the bus, I�m sure the smell from her panty-load would have given her away,� Mrs. Sylvester continues, �Even off the bus when I first confronted her, I could obviously tell by the smell what she�d done.� �Hopefully, her mom made her clean it up once she got home,� Mrs. Sylvester suggests, �I�m thinking that alone would be enough to really regret messing in her pants.� Ellen also confirms what Mrs. Sylvester is telling us. �Yeah -- The mess was really bad,� Ellen confirms. �It wasn�t so much the load actually IN my panties,� Ellen explains, �But all the poop lodged in the crack of my behind and smeared all over my butt.� �And my mom makes me clean up accidents just like the way you make girls clean up right here in school,� she explains further, �She wouldn�t even let me use a washcloth -- I had to clean myself with toilet paper only.� �It took me two entire rolls of toilet paper to clean myself,� the bespectacled freshman brunette tells us, �It was the worst clean-up I�ve ever had to do.�

Moving on to Michelle, we find that her accident didn�t happen until the bus trip home. �She seemed fine as we were boarding the bus,� Mrs. Sylvester reports, �It wasn�t until we were well on our way home when there was suddenly a bit of a commotion surrounding Michelle on the bus.� �I could see girls reacting to the smell and it really wasn�t too hard to figure it out from there,� Mrs. Sylvester adds. �It�s really hard to get away with a mess in your panties on a school bus,� she tells the girl, �And that�s especially true on a cold day when all the bus windows are closed.� Given the circumstance that it happened on the bus after they�d already left Carver HS, Michelle wonders if her accident should still be charged as one while representing the school. �I don�t mean it as an excuse for what I did, sir, and I know that I still have to be punished for doing it,� she says, �But I�m just saying that I don�t think I should be punished extra for an accident while representing the school.� �I know I shamed myself by having an accident,� she acknowledges, �But since it didn�t happen until I was already on the bus coming home, I really didn�t shame the school or the band in front of another school.� But unfortunately for Michelle, and, as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, it doesn�t quite work like that. �You represent the school from the moment you set foot on our school grounds before the game until the moment you leave our school grounds after the game,� I explain and note for the record, �So obviously that includes your messing your panties on the bus ride home.� Michelle nods her head that she understands -- or at least, that she accepts that she�s about to receive a more severe punishment than she�d hoped. Her accident was apparently a very ordinary one -- not particularly large or particularly messy -- but no less shameful for a girl her age to do.

**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:08 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

In deciding their punishment, I note that none of them has an extensive toilet record -- at least not in this school year. Ellen is the only one with a prior accident offense this school year -- that being a panty-soiling accident at Band Camp back in August. She also has a violation for lying to a TVPC investigator -- that also was related to her accident at band camp. Michelle had quite a few accidents back when she was a freshman -- including a doubleheader accident while representing the school as a member of the band at a football game that year. She has cleaned up her act (so to speak) considerably since then. Her only toilet violations this year are urinating in a clogged toilet and using too much toilet paper. For Jules this is also her first accident of the school year but she also has a violation for leaving a used tampon on the floor. Mrs. Sylvester argues that all 3 should receive the maximum punishments allowed under TVPC rules. Though the accidents were �shameful� and �disgusting� as Mrs. Sylvester suggests, I think her requested punishments are a bit excessive.

�The standard punishments for a first panty-soiling accident while representing the school are plenty severe,� I tell her, �And given all the circumstances -- including all 3 girls having a relatively clean toilet record -- there�s no reason to go beyond that.� Michelle, Jules, and Ellen each get a full week of detention and will have to write 500 times, �I will not soil my panties in school or at football games again.� �500 times, sir?� Jules questions me, obviously surprised at the severity of her punishment, �500 times for only a first offense?� �First offense while representing the school,� I then clarify, �You get punished worse when you shame the whole school and not just yourself.� �Don�t do the mess if you don�t want to write the lines,� Mrs. Sylvester then comments, �I�m sure that if it happens again, next time will be worse.� �Next time will be a LOT worse,� I warn her, but obviously directing the comment to all 3 of them, �A second accident while representing the school this school year will make this punishment seem like a picnic.�

Moving on to the next matter, we have a case against a skinny sophomore honor student named Avery. Avery, an aspiring journalist who writes a very funny column entitled DOG WITH A BLOG for the school newspaper, should be no stranger to fans of the TVPC. Her freshman year was riddled with rather frequent panty-soiling accidents and even a toilet suspension after a couple of violations for improperly having bowel movements in the nurse�s office bathroom. She seems to be doing quite a bit better this year with only a single panty-soiling violation (occurring in gym class about a month ago) on her record thus far. This time, though, she�s not charged with a panty-soiling but a panty-wetting at the game. Wetting, of course, is considered a bit less serious than panty-soiling but still it�s a quite shameful thing for a girl her age to do -- Especially while representing the school as a member of the band.

Mrs. Sylvester, though, questions why this is considered less serious than a girl messing in her panties. �I mean, I certainly get why soiling is a worse kind of accident,� our Band Director acknowledges, �In that sense a load in your pants is certainly a lot worse than merely wetting your pants.� �I certainly think that riding home on the bus sitting in a fecal mess would be worse than simply sitting in wet pants,� she further acknowledges, �And I�m certainly grateful that Avery didn�t do that like a lot of my other girls did.� �And that�s to say nothing of the smell,� Mrs. Sylvester adds, �The last thing we needed on the bus ride home on Saturday was another panty-soiling mess stinking up the bus.� �But I�ve got a real problem with a girl who won�t even pee in the toilet,� Mrs. Sylvester then continues, then turning and looking directly at Avery in the process. �It�s one thing when a girl doesn�t want to have a bowel movement in a public bathroom -- I think we�re all at least a little private about that,� she explains, �It�s another thing entirely when a girl won�t even use a public toilet to urinate in.� �I mean, at least Michelle, Jules, and Ellen urinated in the girls� room at the game Saturday,� Mrs. Sylvester reports, �But Avery, obviously, wouldn�t even do that.� �I�m thinking that it wasn�t that you actually moved your bowels in the girls� room at the game, was it Avery?� she asks the girl, �I�m thinking you were just lucky and didn�t have to go at the game Saturday.� Avery confirms that her band director is correct. �I went at home before my mother brought me to school that morning,� Avery adds, �And I didn�t have to go that way again until dinner that night.�

As Avery addresses the committee, I can�t help but notice her shifting her legs uncomfortably and adjusting her pants. Naturally, that concerns me. �Do you have to go the bathroom now, Avery?� I ask her. Avery assures me that she does not. Avery is a sweet girl and an honest sort, but given her accident history, I�m not completely convinced. �Are you sure you don�t have to go to the bathroom, Avery?� I ask her again, �I would really hate to see you have another accident now.� But once again, the petite sophomore blonde, assures me that she doesn�t have to go. She tells me that she went -- that is went BOTH ways during her 3rd period Geometry class earlier today and that she went and urinated again right before coming here.

But just as I�m about to drop the subject and move on, Avery decides to let us in on an embarrassing little secret with her. �The thing is, sir, I�m wearing one of my little step-sister�s pull-ups right now,� she says, �And it�s really tight and uncomfortable.� Avery then explains that her mom is making her wear it. �She has me on this sort of demerit system,� Avery explains. �It�s 50 demerits for having an accident,� she explains, �And when my total goes over 50 demerits, she puts me back in pull-ups.� The articulate sophomore blonde tells us that gets demerits taken off for going a week with no accident and for going #2 in the girls� room here at school. �I still had 4 demerits left for my accident in gym last month,� Avery continues, �So when I got 50 more for wetting my pants on Saturday, that put me over the limit.� �My mom punishes me the same whether it�s wetting my pants or doing the other,� she adds, �It�s 50 demerits regardless which kind of accident I have.� �I get 2 demerits taken off when I use the toilet in school for #2,� she further adds. �So with going today, I just have to go at school one more time to get down to 50 and get my regular underwear back,� she points out, �Either that or I get 3 more erased for going a week with no accidents.� She also points out that she gets grounded until she gets her demerits back under 25. �So I�ve got a while to go on that,� she explains.
Well, hopefully Avery will take care of business and soon get her regular underwear back, but that, of course, is of no concern to the TVPC. It seems rather remarkable that Avery could even fit into pull-ups obviously designed for a younger girl. But as I noted earlier, Avery is quite petite. Getting to the matter of Avery�s punishment here, Mrs. Sylvester argues that Avery should get the same 500 times and 5 hours detention that Michelle, Jules, and Ellen got -- a �5 and 5� as Mrs. Sylvester calls it. But as I noted earlier, wetting one�s pants is not considered as serious as soiling them. Accordingly, Avery is sentenced to write 300 times, �I will not wet my pants in school or at football games again� and to serve 3 hours of detention.

Moving now to a pretty and outgoing brunette named MOESHA, she is in even more trouble than the others. MOESHA is charged with going both ways in her pants. This is what the TVPC calls a �doubleheader� and it is, of course, more serious than merely going in your pants one way. We actually count it as one accident -- specifically, a panty-soiling accident as that is the more serious of the two -- but I�ll always punish a �doubleheader� more than a singular panty-soiling. Mrs. Sylvester -- our band director -- is new at our school and apparently it�s taking her a while to get used to TVPC rules and procedures. She initially filled out 2 Separate Violation Reports on Moesha -- charging her with 2 separate accidents. It took Mrs. Duncan, the Assistant Band Director, to explain that it should be reported as a single violation for panty-soiling, although duly noted as a �doubleheader� accident.

�As far as I�m concerned, this should be 2 separate accidents,� Mrs. Sylvester argues, �They are 2 separate bodily functions and it should count as 2 accidents when a girl does both in her pants.� �If she did one in her pants today and the other in her pants tomorrow, it would count as 2 accidents, wouldn�t it?� our new Band Director asks, �So why shouldn�t it count as 2 accidents this way?� Her question was largely rhetorical but I feel compelled to answer it anyway. If not just for her but for the benefit of the girls. �A girl can actually get both as separate violations the same day,� I point out, �But only if a girl changes her panties between the accidents.� �But as long as the girl does both bodily functions into the same pair of panties, it only counts as one toilet violation,� I explain, �She does get punished extra for it being a �doubleheader� but it only counts on her record as one violation for panty-soiling. �The theory is that once a girl makes a mess in her panties, it really doesn�t make it much worse if she also wets them,� I explain further, �I mean, it makes it a little worse, but under the circumstances, I think the mess in the girl�s panties is the much bigger problem.�

But Mrs. Sylvester is left shaking her head at that. �It�s 2 different bodily functions,� she argues, �It should be 2 different accidents and, of course, 2 different punishments.� �A girl shouldn�t get a 2 for 1 deal when it comes to going to the bathroom in her pants,� she argues further, �And it wasn�t even that she did both in her pants at the same time.� Getting to the details of Moesha�s accident, Mrs. Sylvester tells us that she first noticed an issue with Moesha as the band was leaving the field after it�s halftime performance. �I was kind of hoping that it was only that she needed to go,� Mrs. Sylvester explains, �But I could tell by how she was marching that more than likely she had done a mess in her panties.� �But I do think that in spite of what was already in her panties at the time, she still had to do more,� our Band Director clarifies, �Because by the time we were all getting on the bus, her mess was clearly a lot worse than when I first confronted her about it after halftime.� Upon questioning from me, the popular and friendly sophomore admits that her accident happened in �stages.� �Some of it did come out while we were marching at halftime,� Moesha explains, �But then a lot more was coming out at little at a time all through the second half.� �And it never occurred to you that you should go to the girls� room?� Mrs. Sylvester asks her angrily, �It never occurred to you that maybe you should be doing it in the toilet instead of your pants?� �OK -- at that point you had already had an accident,� Mrs. Sylvester acknowledges, �But at least you could have prevented it from getting worse.� �At least that would have been something,� she tells the girl, �At least we could say then that you made an effort to NOT go to the bathroom in your pants.� The poor girl really has no response to that. She just mumbles about the bathroom being what it was and that she just couldn�t �handle it� going �that way� in there.

�Well, apparently you couldn�t do ANYTHING in there,� Mrs. Sylvester admonishes her, �You disgraced yourself with BOTH kinds of an accident, didn�t you?� The sophomore beauty once again acknowledges that she did. �Yes, Ma�am,� is all she says, fighting back tears and too ashamed to even look her band director directly in the eye. Mrs. Sylvester is left just shaking her head again. �As if it isn�t bad enough that you won�t have a bowel movement in the toilet,� she continues lecturing Moesha, �As if simply disgracing yourself with a bowel movement in your pants wasn�t bad enough.� �At least some of the others managed to urinate in the toilet,� Mrs. Sylvester continues, �You wouldn�t even do that.� She then pauses a moment as if expecting Moesha to say something. But the usually outgoing and articulate brunette just stands there looking down and fighting back tears, again too ashamed to even look Mrs. Sylvester in the eye. �You wouldn�t even urinate in the toilet there,� she reiterates, lecturing Moesha angrily.

�It wasn�t bad enough you�d already done a load in your pants but as we were getting ready to board the bus to come home, there you were leaning on the front of the bus,� Mrs. Sylvester continues, �There you were just standing there with a river of pee running down your leg.� �There you were just peeing your pants,� she yells at Moesha some more, �You didn�t even make an effort to do it in the toilet like you should have.� Once again, Mrs. Sylvester pauses for the girl to speak. But once again, Moesha is just staring at the floor in shame. �Don�t you have anything to say for yourself, young lady?� she then asks the girl, �You both wet and messed your pants like a toddler and you have nothing to say about that?� Then, suddenly looking up a bit, but still not looking her band director in the eye, Moesha just meekly mumbles, �I�m sorry,� and then bursts into tears. As the girl stares as the floor crying in shame, Mrs. Sylvester can only shake her head some more.

But Mrs. Sylvester�s description -- that of Moesha just standing there next to the bus with urine running freely down her leg -- raises another issue. Mrs. Adler, a new TVPC committeewoman, suggests that Moesha may have done it intentionally. �I have no reason to believe that the messing was anything other than an accident,� Mrs. Adler clarifies, �But I�m wondering about how Moesha was seen wetting in her pants.� �I mean, it certainly sounds to me like she did it on purpose,� Mrs. Adler continues, �Perhaps since she�d already done the other in her pants, she thought what difference would it make if she just wet them, too.� �Maybe it was becoming more and more uncomfortable for her to hold it in,� the committeewoman speculates, �Maybe she then decided it wasn�t worth it anymore and just decided to let it all go.� �That would be considered a separate violation, wouldn�t it?� Mrs. Adler asks me, �Doing it on purpose would make the wetting a separate violation, wouldn�t it?�

�Indeed it would,� I answer her, �Going in your pants on purpose is very different than merely having an accident.� �Having both kinds of ACCIDENT in a pair of panties would indeed be a single violation,� I explain, �It�s a doubleheader violation but still only a single, panty-soiling violation.� �But doing either or both in your pants on purpose is not an accident,� I explain further, �It�s not only more serious when a girl does it on purpose, but doing it on purpose makes each one a separate violation.� �If she did wet her pants on purpose that would indeed be a separate violation,� I clarify, �That would be a second violation for wetting and for wetting on purpose in addition to the panty-soiling violation.�

But Moesha quickly steps up and denies she actually wet her pants on purpose. �I would never do that, sir -- that�s just gross,� she assures me, �I would never just wet my pants on purpose.� �The truth is that I was wetting myself pretty much the whole fourth quarter,� she then tells us, �I was kind of holding it in, but still it was slowly coming out a little at a time.� �But eventually it just got too much, sir -- I think the walk from the bleachers to the bus was just too much for my full bladder,� she explains, �By the time I actually got to the bus, it was just gushing out of me.� �I know it must have looked bad with it just running down my leg like that,� she explains further, �But I was trying to hold it in, sir -- I really was,� she pleads, �But it was just that I couldn�t anymore and it was just running down my leg like that.�

I turn now to Mrs. Sylvester and I ask her if she has anything to contradict what Moesha is telling us. In doing so, I remind our new band director of the very strict standard that must be met for a panty-wetting or a panty-soiling to be considered intentional. �Any attempt by the girl to hold it in means that it�s only an accident,� I explain, �To be considered intentional, a girl would have to just let it out with no resistance at all.� With that said, I ask Mrs. Sylvester if she believes the girl�s wetting was intentional. �Well, I think that both of her accidents were intentional,� she quickly responds, glaring at Moesha in the process, �I think when a girl knows she desperately has to go and then makes no attempt to go to the girls� room and do it in the toilet, it�s no accident.� �That�s entirely intentional in my book,� she says, �I mean, what does a girl think is going to happen when she doesn�t go use the toilet.� �But,� she then tells me -- a look of disappointment on her face, �This obviously doesn�t qualify as an intentional wetting under the rules you�ve just explained.�

**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:09 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Moving on to Moesha�s punishment -- her punishment for a single, �doubleheader� ACCIDENT -- Mrs. Sylvester asks to be heard. Of course, I grant her such permission. She argues that Moesha definitely should receive more than the standard punishment -- more than just a �5 and 5� as she says. �I know this is not her first soiling accident this school year,� Mrs. Sylvester points out, �I know she had one with me at a band practice back in September and I�m pretty sure she had one in school a little while after that.� Quickly checking the record, I note that Mrs. Sylvester is correct on that -- Moesha�s doubleheader accident on Saturday was her 3rd panty-soiling so far this year. And additionally, she got a violation for sneaking into a faculty bathroom (to have a bowel movement) and one for using too much toilet paper. �Considering her priors and the fact that she went both ways in her pants, that should warrant a more serious punishment, shouldn�t it?� she asks. �Indeed it should,� I tell her, but it�s a comment more directed to Moesha, �And indeed it will.� �Mrs. Sylvester is absolutely correct, young lady,� I then tell Moesha directly, �Given that this is your 3rd such accident and it�s a doubleheader while representing the school, it demands a quite substantial punishment.� �Obviously, you don�t take seriously enough your responsibility to do your bodily functions in the toilet -- Especially while representing the school,� I explain, �It�s abundantly clear that it will take more than the usual punishment to teach you a lesson.�

Accordingly, I sentence Moesha to write, �I will not wet nor will I soil my panties in school or at football games again� 1,000 times. Furthermore, I sentence her to a full week of after school detention and that the detention be spent sitting on the toilet. The pretty sophomore lets out an audible groan at hearing that. �1,000 times, sir?� she asks me -- obviously intending it as a plea for a lesser punishment. �I�m afraid so, young lady,� I tell her firmly. �But sir,� she pleads some more, �1,000 times? -- And that�s a long sentence to write, too.� �Indeed it is,� I acknowledge, �But it�s obviously well deserved, young lady.� �The sentence covers both bodily functions,� I point out.

�You know, both of the bodily functions that you did in your pants,� Mrs. Sylvester adds. �It�s a punishment, young lady -- You�re not supposed to like it,� Mrs. Adler chimes in, �Maybe next time you�ll decide to go in the toilet instead of your pants.� �Maybe next time you�ll decide that the punishment isn�t worth it to go in your pants again,� she adds. �If you don�t want to get punished, don�t go in your pants, young lady,� I tell her. �If you�d have just gone in the toilet like you were supposed to at the game, none of this would be happening now.� �Yes sir,� Moesha then contritely acknowledges. �You did this to yourself, young lady,� Mrs. Sylvester adds. �Yes, Ma�am,� Moesha responds ashamedly.

Moving on to accidents on our cheerleading squad at the game on Saturday, I am quite displeased to see we have several of these as well. But I am particularly displeased -- and extremely disappointed -- to note the first name on the list. The first panty-soiling that we have to deal with from the cheerleading squad is not actually one of the cheerleaders but our Cheerleading Coach Miss Musso. �Grace, Grace, Grace,� I admonish her, shaking my head, as the sexy teacher and coach, clad in red spandex as always, takes the podium. �Shame, Shame, Shame,� I tell her, �I can�t believe you�ve had yet another accident in your pants.� �I can�t believe it, either, Mr. Chairman,� she tells me, obviously quite ashamed of herself. �But unfortunately, it�s true,� she says, �Unfortunately, I did do it.�

Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that Coach Musso is a special case. Though TVPC rules and the accompanying punishments for violating them typically don�t apply to teachers and coaches, they do apply to Coach Musso -- a gym teacher at our school in addition to being our Cheerleading Coach. Because of her past panty-soiling issues -- as well as some other toileting issues -- at games while serving as our Cheerleading Coach, she, in order to remain as Cheerleading Coach, had to agree to be subject to the same rules and regulations as her cheerleaders were. It all seemed to be working well -- the sexy coach seemed very much to be cleaning up her act (so to speak) -- with her not having any accident for close to 2 years. But now, unfortunately, that all seems to have come to an end on Saturday. In a Violation Report filed by Cheyenne, a very pretty blonde who is the Cheerleading Captain, Coach Musso has been charged with �Panty-Soiling� -- and that, of course, is a panty-soiling while representing the school.

�Grace, Grace, Grace,� I admonish Coach Musso again, �Shame, Shame, Shame.� �I�ve already said that to myself a hundred times or maybe 500 times is more like it, sir,� she tells me, �I�m still having a hard time believing I did it, but the mess in my panties was very real.� �I can�t tell you how sorry I am, Mr. Chairman -- I can�t tell you how ashamed I am of myself,� Coach Musso laments, �I�d give anything to go back in time and not let this happen to me.� �Well, you know it really wasn�t hard to prevent it from happening the first time around,� I point out, �Wasn�t it simply a matter of going to the girls� room when you needed to and doing in the toilet instead?� Coach Musso nods her head �yes� in obvious response to my question. �When you need to go, you need to go,� I lecture the toilet troubled beauty, �I doubt your bowels care much whether there are doors on the toilet stalls or not.� �At that point, it�s entirely up to you, Grace,� I suggest, �You can either do it in the available toilet like you�re supposed to or you can do it in your pants.� �I would have thought you would have learned that lesson a long time ago,� I further suggest, �As I noted before, it really shouldn�t be all that hard to avoid doing a bowel movement in your panties if you really tried not to.� Grace knows of course that I�m right and can only stand there in shame. Obviously, there is no excuse for what she did and she knows it. �Shame, Shame, Shame, Grace,� I reiterate, �I am very ashamed and disappointed in you.�

Turning now to Cheyenne, the senior captain of the cheerleading squad, I ask her about her coach�s accident. At first, she seems reluctant to get involved. �Am I going to get in trouble for reporting on Coach Musso like this?� she asks. �Actually, you�ll get in trouble if you DON�T report on her,� I tell the tall and very pretty blonde, �As cheerleading captain that is one of your responsibilities. With that, Cheyenne explains that it wasn�t her that first noticed Coach Musso had messed in her panties. �Some of the other girls noticed it, sir,� Cheyenne tells me, �They noticed it when Coach Musso was coming back from the girls� room around the start of the fourth quarter.� �I saw her heading to the girls� room just as the second half was starting and she was gone for most of the third quarter,� Cheyenne continues, �I didn�t notice her coming back but, as I said, some of the other girls did, and they also noticed that there was a problem.� �A few of them came to me and said they thought Coach Musso had made a mess,� she explains, �And that, of course, it was up to me as captain, to confront her about it.� �She did admit it to me, sir -- at least she was honest about it,� Cheyenne explains further, �But then again, it was pretty obvious that she�d done it.� The senior beauty points out that wearing tight red spandex sweatpants as Coach Musso always does, pretty much means any load in her panties is going to be really obvious. �I guess it�s not up to me to say, sir, but it was really gross,� Cheyenne adds, �The bathroom wasn�t nice but I think it�s a lot more gross to go in your panties like that.� �I don�t know how anyone can just go in her pants like that,� she says, glaring not only at Coach Musso but several of Cheerleading teammates who had accidents at the game, �I don�t care if the bathroom is right out in the open where everyone can see you using it, I�d still rather use it than mess in my panties.�

�Well, that�s easy for you to say,� Darcy, a pretty blonde, then tells her -- she who is awaiting her own turn before the TVPC, �It�s easy to say that when you�re not the one who has to use that bathroom.� Apparently, Cheyenne managed to get by on Saturday without doing either bodily function in the toilet there. Heather M., a fellow cheerleader who apparently did have to use the toilet there -- apparently both ways -- also chimes in. �Didn�t you mess in your own pants in school last year?� she asks the tall, blonde-haired captain, �I mean, it wasn�t exactly while cheerleading but it was a load in your panties nonetheless, wasn�t it?� But Cheyenne, in a bit of an angry tone, counters that that was only because her teacher wouldn�t let her go to the girls� room when she needed to. �It was Mr. Feeney -- He wouldn�t let me go,� she says in her defense, �It�s hardly the same thing as messing yourself at the game.� �It�s not like I had much of a choice,� Cheyenne argues, �Its� not like I just decided that I�d rather go in my pants than use the toilet.�

�Well, it�s not like I just decided to go in my pants, either,� Coach Musso then quickly chimes in, obviously unhappy with Cheyenne implying that it was a decision to go in her pants. �Obviously, I would have preferred to do it in the toilet than go in my pants,� Coach Musso says. But that, of course, raises a most obvious question. �But somehow you did manage to go in your pants anyway, didn�t you?� I ask the sexy Cheerleading Coach, �Somehow you did manage to wind up with the bowel movement in your pants instead of the toilet?� �As I noted before, Grace, it really isn�t all that hard to avoid bowel movements in your pants,� I tell her, �But then again, that usually involves doing it in the toilet instead and you seem to have a problem with that sometimes.�

My sarcasm seems to anger the toilet troubled coach a bit. �Look -- I did it in my pants -- I had an accident -- I�m sorry,� she snaps back at me, �It�s my fault that I did it and I�m ashamed of myself.� �But it�s not like I just decided to go in my pants instead of the toilet,� she argues, �It�s not like I actually preferred to do it in my pants than go use that bathroom.� Coach Musso then tells us that her accident at the game was simply a matter of her waiting too long to use the toilet. �Look -- I know it�s not an excuse -- I know it�s my own fault,� she says, �But it�s not like I just decided not to go in the toilet and it�s certainly not that I made a decision to just go in my pants.� �As I said, it�s no excuse -- I know that I have to be responsible for my own bodily functions just like my cheerleaders are,� Coach Musso continues, �But it was just an accident -- I just had an accident.� �I�m just saying that it wasn�t like I was just refusing to use the toilet because of no privacy -- I know I can�t do that anymore,� she acknowledges, �I was waiting in line for the toilet at the time and I just couldn�t hold it in.� Calming her down a bit, Coach Musso explains that it was just after halftime had ended when she went and was surprised at how long the line was. �I tried to hold it -- I really tried to make it to the toilet in time,� the sexy Cheerleading Coach claims, �But I just lost control and messed in my panties in line.�

Ashley, another one of our cheerleaders -- an athletic brunette and honor student, raises her hand to speak. She claims that Coach Musso was in the girls� room at halftime. �I was in line in the girls� room myself at halftime -- I needed to go both ways myself,� she says, �And I know I saw Coach Musso in line there, as well.� �I did what I had to do,� she turns and tells her coach, �It wasn�t easy going to the bathroom without a stall door -- especially for #2 -- but I still did what I had to do.� �I don�t know what happened with Coach Musso,� Ashley explains, �But obviously she didn�t do what she had to do.� That revelation raises a few eyebrows in the committee room. Upon questioning from me, we find out that Coach Musso was indeed in line for the bathroom at halftime. That is as we would expect from our cheerleaders and our coach. But Coach Musso apparently only urinated then even though that obviously wasn�t that entire she needed to do. �I thought I could hold in the other, so I only peed -- I mean, urinated,� she says, �I thought that I could just hold in the other -- especially if I emptied my bladder first.� �But then I realized that I still had to go kind of bad -- I realized that I wasn�t going to make it,� she explains, �So I went back to the girls� room just as soon as halftime was over.� �I figured that after halftime the bathroom wouldn�t be so crowded -- I figured I could have at least a little more privacy than before,� Coach Musso explains further, �But the bathroom was still crowded and there was still a long line for the toilets.� �I just didn�t make it,� she tells us, now fighting back tears, �I had an accident and messed my panties right there in line.�

That, of course, puts her story in a bit of a different light. I mean, it�s obviously her fault either way, but hearing the true story we see it wasn�t just simply an unfortunate accident occurring because of having to wait too long in line. We see that Coach Musso was quite negligent and irresponsible in handling that important bodily function at the game. And, of course, I tell her so. �Well, maybe you didn�t actually DECIDE to go in your pants,� I tell her, �I do want to believe you were really going to do your bowel movement in one of the toilets there.� �But you were still irresponsible in not taking care of your business when your business needed to be taken care of,� I lecture her, �Obviously, you have no one to blame for the mess in your pants but yourself.� Coach Musso then just stands there silent -- Obviously, she has nothing to refute that. Again, upon questioning from me, she admits that once the accident happened she didn�t bother trying to use the toilet. She acknowledges that she just went back to join her cheerleaders on the sidelines. �I guess that�s when we first saw Coach Musso with the mess,� Cheyenne then points out, �I don�t think the mess was a particularly bad one but, as I said before, with the tight spandex she wears any load in her panties would cause a noticeable bulge. �It was more than just a little bit, Mr. Chairman,� Mrs. Sylvester then chimes in, �I�d have to say I thought the accident was kind of a bad one.� �Maybe it was only a little bit when it first happened at the field and the cheerleaders saw it,� the Band Director explains, �But not by the time we got back here.� �She must have done more in her pants on the bus ride home,� Mrs. Sylvester speculates, �Certainly her red spandex didn�t do anything to hide what she�d done, but that load she had when I saw it, would have been noticeable had she been wearing just about anything.� That vivid -- and quite embarrassing description -- reduces the thoroughly shamed Cheerleading Coach to tears.

Before moving on to Coach Musso�s punishment for this, TVPC member Mrs. Crabtree reminds me of her special conditions as to using the faculty bathrooms in school. In the past she�s been restricted from using the faculty/staff restrooms and had to use only the student girls� rooms instead. This year we�ve eased up on this a bit and have allowed her one urination per day in a faculty restroom as well as one bowel movement in a faculty restroom for every one that she does in a student girls� room. Such basically was her reward for her improved toilet habits as of late. �Obviously, given what she did at the game, I think we need to reconsider that,� Mrs. Crabtree suggests. I couldn�t agree more. �Obviously, in addition to your punishment for the panty-soiling, Grace,� I tell her, �There will have to be consequences with regard to your privilege to use the faculty bathrooms.� I pause a moment to let that sink in and to consider the appropriate consequences.

**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:10 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

�You�ll do your next TEN in-school bowel movements only in the student facilities,� I tell her and note for the record, �And that will, of course, be without accruing any credit to use the faculty / staff facilities.� �And the faculty / staff facilities will be off limits to you for urinating as well,� I further tell her, �And that will be until you�ve completed those ten bowel movements in the student girls� rooms.� Coach Musso lets out an audible groan at hearing that but TVPC member Mrs. Adler doesn�t seem to think that�s enough. She argues that Miss Musso�s next 10 in-school bowel movements not only be required to be done in the student girls� rooms but in a stall without a door on it. �There�s a doorless stall right there in the girls� locker room,� Mrs. Adler suggests, �Let her do them all in there.� I argue, though, that that�s a tad excessive and having her do them simply in the girls� room is sufficient. The TVPC votes 4-1 to reject Mrs. Adler�s suggestion.

But that�s certainly not to say that I�m in agreement that Coach Musso should be treated leniently. �I know it�s your first offense of the school year and it�s your first panty-soiling in quite a while, Grace,� I note, �But a panty-soiling while representing the school is a serious matter and having one of our coaches do it is beyond disgraceful.� Accordingly, I sentence her to 2 weeks of after-school toilet sitting punishment as well as having to write �I will not soil my panties in school or at football games again� 1,000 times. Grace not only groans but outright complains about that. She argues that it�s unfair to assign her 1,000 times for only a first offense. �Everyone else is getting 500 times and some of them have previous offenses,� she points out, �There�s no way I should get 1,000 times -- especially when it�s my first one.� But obviously, I don�t find her argument compelling. �You�re not a student, Grace -- You�re a teacher and coach,� I remind her, �Don�t you think it�s up to you to set a better example -- Don�t you think it�s even more of a disgrace to the school when you do it?� Grace doesn�t really answer that point but still maintains that her punishment is unfair. �I still shouldn�t get 1,000 times or even 2 weeks detention for a first offense,� she argues, �It�s just not fair.� She suggests a compromise where she is still assigned 1,000 times but only has to write 500 times for now. �Maybe then if I don�t have any more violations, I wouldn�t have to write the other 500 times,� she suggests, �I�d only have to finish it if I have another accident this year.�

�I think that�s a good idea,� suggests Mrs. Adler, much to the surprise of pretty much everyone in the room. �But I�m thinking that her assignment should be 2,000 times and she has to finish the first 1,000 now,� Mrs. Adler, more true to form, explains, �Then you write the other 1,000 times as well as a new punishment when you mess your panties again.� Coach Musso wisely holds her tongue but instead simply glares at Mrs. Adler angrily. The committeewoman�s suggestion seems more a facetious one and is not actually voted upon. But Mrs. Adler also suggests that Coach Musso be assigned to do her toilet sitting detention in that aforementioned girls� locker room stall without a door on it. �The whole thing happened obviously because our Cheerleading Coach was reluctant to take care of her business in a doorless stall,� Mrs. Adler points out, �I can think of nothing more appropriate than being required to do her toilet sitting punishment in a similar stall.� This suggestion is a good one and it is so ordered. This prompts an angry response from Grace. �Oh! I suppose you�re perfect,� she lashes out at Mrs. Adler. �Well, I don�t go in my pants if that�s what you mean,� she lashes back at our toilet troubled Cheerleading Coach. Immediately, I put up my hand to stop any further comments from the two women.

One final matter is Mrs. Karbopple, another member of the TVPC, questioning what happened to Grace�s soiled panties. �I suppose it�s too late now to make her clean those panties here at school, Mr. Chairman,� Mrs. Karbopple speculates, �But I at least hope she cleaned them herself at home.� �It just seems like something someone who messes in her panties should do,� the committeewoman explains, �I mean, even when we don�t sentence girls to clean up their mess here at school, I think most of their parents make them clean the messy panties at home.� �I�m just wondering how we should deal with this when it comes to Miss Musso,� Mrs. Karbopple asks. Upon questioning from me, Coach Musso acknowledges that she simply threw her messed panties away -- specifically that she put them in a plastic bag and then tossed them into the dumpster behind her apartment building.

This revelation disappoints the members of the TVPC. �When you make a mess you should have to clean that mess,� Mrs. Crabtree suggests, �I guess we�ve already given her a pretty substantial punishment but it does seem a shame that she didn�t have to suffer through that punishment as well.� �As far as I�m concerned, cleaning the mess isn�t even a punishment,� Mrs. Adler then adds, �Having to clean it all up is simply what happens when you make a mess in your pants.� �That�s why most people don�t mess in their pants,� Mrs. Adler continues, glaring at Coach Musso in the process, �If they don�t want to be cleaning up messes then they should learn not to mess in their panties in the first place.�

That, unfortunately, just about sets Coach Musso off. �What is your problem!,� she then yells at Mrs. Adler, �Why can�t you just accept that people have accidents sometimes! -- Why do you have to be such a you know what about it!!� �I supposed it�s never happened to you?� she angrily questions Mrs. Adler -- sarcasm evident. �I think you probably messed in your panties all through high school!� she angrily tells Mrs. Adler, �I�m betting you messed in your pants more times than I�ve ever done it.� Immediately, I grab my gavel and bang it. I�m afraid that Miss Musso really pushed it too far with that last comment and I tell her so. �Obviously, I wouldn�t tolerate that kind of outburst from a student appearing before the TVPC,� I tell Grace and note for the record, �So obviously I�m not going to tolerate it from you, either.�

But just as I�m about to assign her an additional 500 times writing assignment, I get a better idea. �That�s going to be 5 additional bowel movements you�ll now have to do in the student girls� rooms before getting your faculty bathroom privileges restored,� I tell her and note for the record, �And these 5 will have to be done in the doorless stall in the girls� locker room.� Coach Musso starts to protest again, but I put up my hand to stop her. �That�s enough, Grace,� I tell her abruptly, �I�ve heard more than enough from you already.� �That is your punishment and you�re just going to have to do it,� I declare, �The only question now is if you�re going to make it even worse on yourself again.� �To clarify, you now have to do your next 15 in-school bowel movements in the student facilities,� I reiterate, �And 5 of those 15 will have to be done in the doorless stalls in the girls� locker room.� �You will not use any faculty restroom, Grace, until you have completed both a total of 15 bowel movements in student facilities with at least 5 of those being in the open stall in the locker room,� I reiterate, �And that much is FINAL! With that, I bang gavel and direct that we�re moving on to the next case.

Moving on to cases on the Cheerleading squad itself, we have 2 cases of panty-soiling. Darcy, an outgoing senior blonde, is charged with just panty-soiling while Jane, a quiet sophomore brunette, is charged with a �doubleheader� accident. But while Darcy has pleaded �Guilty� to her panty-soiling violation, Jane has pleaded �Not Guilty� to hers.

But before getting into the specifics of these 2 case, I see that Jane has her hand raised, apparently requesting to speak. Of course, I grant the AMERICAN BEAUTY permission to do so. She then clarifies that she�s not actually pleading �Not Guilty� to the whole thing. �I did do the poop -- I mean, the bowel movement -- in my pants,� she tells us, �So I guess I have to plead �Guilty� to that.� �But I want to plead �Not Guilty� to the part where she says that I also wet my pants,� she says, �That much I didn�t do -- I didn�t wet my pants except for maybe just a few dribbles.� �It was just a panty-soiling -- I know I�m guilty of that,� Jane says, �But it wasn�t a doubleheader -- I didn�t wet my pants, too.� Thanking her for that clarification, I ask her to sit back down for a few minutes while we deal with Darcy�s �Guilty� plea first.

In reference to that, Coach Musso says that she saw Darcy waiting in line for a toilet at halftime. �As I was finishing up and getting off the toilet myself, I saw Darcy in line a few people back,� Coach Musso explains, �And as I finished washing my hands, I saw her entering a stall presumably to take care of business.� �I don�t know that happened, Darcy,� she tells the girl, �I saw you in the girls� room line and not too long later, I saw how uncomfortable you looked in the cheerleading line.� �At first, it looked like you had to go and were holding it in,� Coach Musso tells blonde beauty, �But then I quickly realized that the problem was that you hadn�t been able to hold it in.� �It actually didn�t look like the biggest of accidents -- There was certainly no visible bulge from the load or anything like that,� our sexy Cheerleading Coach points out, �It�s just that the expression on your face clearly told me that something was wrong.� �You weren�t your typical self -- Proud to be a VARSITY cheerleader,� she tells the girl, �BLUES was more like it.� �Every time you had to move around, I could see how uncomfortable you were doing it,� Coach Musso explains, �I�m thinking it was because you were feeling the mess in your pants and it was getting worse with each step you were taking.�

�Yeah -- It was that -- That feels awful,� Darcy explains, �There�s just no way to describe how awful it feels to have a mess in your panties.� �Especially while cheerleading,� she then adds, �I mean, unfortunately I have done it in class before but that�s not as bad as doing it while cheerleading.� �I mean, sitting in class with a mess in your pants is bad enough,� she explains, �But having to deal with it while cheerleading is much, much worse.� �Whenever you have to move around a lot and you have all that poop in your panties and all over yourself, it�s about the worst feeling in the world,� she explains further, �But there�s no way to avoid moving around a lot while you�re cheerleading -- So you just have to grin and bear it.�

Getting back to the matter at hand, she acknowledges that, as Coach Musso suspected, she was first trying to hold it in. �That�s another thing I learned about cheerleading on Saturday,� Darcy says, �It�s also really hard to hold it in while you�re constantly moving around like cheerleaders do.� �So it was while you were cheerleading in the 2nd half that you lost control and messed in your panties?� I ask her. �Yes sir,� she tells me, �That�s how it happened.� �You know if it was just sitting there -- like sitting in class or something -- I think I could have made it home in time,� she says, �But like I said, the way cheerleaders have to move around all the time, makes it really hard to hold it in when you really have to go.� She points out, as Coach Musso noted, that the mess in her pants wasn�t that big. �I did manage to hold some of it in -- Quite a bit of it, actually,� she tells me, �But unfortunately, there was still quite a bit of it in my pants.�

When I ask her about Coach Musso�s earlier comment -- about how Coach Musso actually saw her going into a toilet stall earlier -- Darcy confirms that she only urinated in there but refused to move her bowels. �I�m sorry, sir, but I just couldn�t do it,� she says, �I just couldn�t do it without a stall door for privacy -- I just couldn�t do it where other girls could see me.� �I�m sorry, sir,� the sexy senior beauty reiterates, �I know that it�s my own fault and I have to be more responsible with my bodily functions, but I just couldn�t handle going #2 in there.� �You know, peeing is one thing -- that�s bad enough,� she continues, �But it�s still different than going the other way -- I�m sorry but I just have to have more privacy for that.� Darcy goes on to tell us that when she was on her way to the girls� room at halftime -- having to go both ways -- she fully intended to go both ways in there. �I really thought I could manage it,� she says, �I already knew that there were no doors on the stalls, but I really thought I could just sit down, put it all out of my mind, and do what I needed to do.� �Everybody poops!� she says with a smile, �And you know that I�ve never had much of a problem doing it in a school bathroom when I needed to.� �But trying to go without a stall door is really different -- I never really realized how much I needed my privacy for that,� she says, �Once I was on the toilet peeing, I just couldn�t make myself do the other -- not like that without any privacy.� �I guess it�s not an excuse, sir -- I realize that I�m going to have to get punished for doing the mess,� she says, �But I�m just saying that using a bathroom like that isn�t easy when you gotta do a #2.�

Acknowledging her explanation and thanking her for her candor, I move on to the consideration of her punishment. She�s got no prior toilet violations this year (the accidents in class that she speaks of must have happened when she was younger) but an accident while representing the school doesn�t allow her to get off with just a warning like an in-school accident would. Still, the pretty blonde argues for a lenient punishment. She asks us to not only consider her lack of a previous toilet record but also the condition of the girls� room at the game. �I know it�s not an excuse and I�m not intending it as an excuse,� she says, �But I�m sure you can kind of see how an accident can happen when you have a bathroom like that.� �I think you have to balance it being an accident while representing the school with consideration of how bad the bathroom there was,� she argues, �With that and my good toilet record, I think I should only get the punishment for a regular accident and not for one while representing the school.� Well, it�s a worthwhile effort on her part but it�s not going to fly with me. An accident while representing the school is just too serious for that. �Nope� I tell her and note for the record. Instead, she is sentenced to one week of detention and having to write 500 times, �I will not soil my panties in school or while cheerleading again.�

Moving next to Jane, who is charged with both wetting and soiling her panties, I call the quiet sophomore brunette back to the podium. I ask her to explain her plea once again. �I admit that I soiled my panties at the game -- I am guilty of that,� she reiterates, �But that�s all I did -- I did NOT also wet my pants.� I ask her if she likewise (like Darcy) urinated in the toilet at the game but simply refused to have a bowel movement there. The AMERICAN BEAUTY tells us, though, that she didn�t use the toilet at the game at all. �I didn�t do, either in the toilet there,� she admits.

�I�m sorry, sir, but the bathroom there was just a disgrace,� Jane tells me, �I�m sorry but I just couldn�t even pee in there.� �I guess some girls don�t mind peeing with no stall door so much,� she reasons, �But I�m sorry, I just can�t deal with someone looking at me while I�m peeing and doing the wipe.� �So you just tried to hold it in BOTH ways?� I ask her. �Yes, sir,� she tells me, nodding her head. �As I�ve already admitted to, I unfortunately did end up going #2 in my pants,� she acknowledges again, �But somehow I managed to hold in my pee and I went when we got back here Saturday afternoon.� �I made it to the girls� room in the hallway by the gym and the auditorium,� she says, �And I peed -- and peed and peed and peed.� �I don�t know, sir, somehow I just made it,� she says, �Given the choice, I�d rather have wet my pants and held in my poop, but I guess it just didn�t work out that way.� �Maybe a little dribbled in my pants as I was running for the bathroom, sir,� she then acknowledges, �But you really can�t call that wetting my pants.� �I just didn�t wet my pants, sir,� Jane tells me again, �I did do the other thing in my pants and I�m sorry about that -- but I just didn�t wet my pants.�

**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:11 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Checking now with Coach Musso, our toilet-troubled Cheerleading Coach first apologizes for having to file these charges against her. The implication being that it�s awkward to bring charges against a girl for going in her pants when Coach Musso herself went in her pants -- albeit only with a bowel movement and not both ways as Jane is accused. �I�m sorry, Jane,� she tells the girl,. �But I have to call them like I see them.� �It�s part of my job as your coach, Jane,� Coach Musso explains, �I just can�t ignore what you did at the game.� �Since we both went in our pants at the game, we both have to be punished,� she says. �But I didn�t do it,� Jane insists, �At least I didn�t do the wetting part.� �I mean, as I said, I did do the messy part,� she acknowledges, �But it wasn�t a doubleheader -- I didn�t wet my pants, too.�

Getting Coach Musso more to the point, I ask her to get down to the specifics of the sophomore beauty�s accident and more specifically the wetting part of the accident. �Well, as I said before, I just have to call them like I see them,� the sexy Cheerleading Coach reiterates. She tells the girl that she first noticed the messy part of her accident, while the girl was cheerleading. �During the 4th Quarter, it was more than apparent that you were having toilet issues at the game,� Coach Musso tells her, �It was more than apparent that you were holding in one or both bodily functions.� Naturally, I was forced to confront you about it at the end of the game,� the spandex-clad coach continues, �As I indicated before, it was kind of awkward since I�d already had an accident myself, but it was my duty as Cheerleading Coach.� �As I approached you, though, it was more than apparent that you�d already gone in your pants,� she tells Jane, �Before we even got on the bus, the smell was already enough to give you away.� �Visually, the bowel movement wasn�t readily apparent in your pants,� Coach Musso clarifies, �I mean, you could kind of see the outline of the panty-load under your pants, but you really had to be looking for it to see it.�

The sexy, spandex-clad cheerleading coach next tells us that she confronted Jane about what happened and the sophomore brunette admitted to the mess -- that is the SOILING mess. �I give you credit for being honest about that, Jane,� Coach Musso tells her, �But it was still readily obvious that you still had to go to the bathroom,� she tells the girl. �That�s when you told me that you really had to pee bad,� Coach Musso continues, �You said you�d pretty much already done your whole bowel movement in your pants but were now pretty desperate to pee.� Coach Musso then tells us that she suggested to Jane that she go to the girls� room and urinate before getting on the bus, but she refused. �You said you could hold it in and wait,� she reminds the girl, �I was skeptical -- Especially considering how you were twisting your legs together and contorting yourself in discomfort -- But you said you were sure you could wait.�

�And I did wait, Ma�am -- I mean, I did hold it in,� Jane then asserts, �I had to go really bad the whole time and I�m not really sure how I managed to hold it in, but I did.� �I went running for the girls� room first thing when we got back here,� she explains, �And somehow I managed to make it to the toilet in time.� �I�m really lucky that I found an open stall right away,� she explains further, �If I�d have had to wait in line, I have no doubt I�d have wet my pants.� �But you�re claiming that you did NOT, in fact, wet your pants?� I ask her. �Yes, sir -- I did NOT wet my pants!� she asserts again, this time more forcefully, �I can�t say that I didn�t make a few dribbles in my panties, but no way can you call that wetting my pants.�

Turning back to Coach Musso, she attempts to counter what Jane just said. �I saw you running for the girls� room when we first got back here,� the spandex-clad Cheerleading Coach tells her, �In fact, I saw you from the rear as you were running from the bus into the school.� �And I�m afraid, young lady, that your pants had a big wet spot across the behind,� she tells the girl, �As I said before, Jane, I�m sorry but I�m just going by what I saw.� �Maybe you made it to do MOST of it in the toilet -- I�m thinking that you probably did,� Coach Musso acknowledges, �But it certainly looked like you wet in your pants with at least some of it. �It was really kind of obvious, Jane,� the sexy but toilet-troubled Cheerleading Coach adds -- again, an awkward conversation given that Coach Musso herself messed in her panties that day.

But the pretty brunette counters that that wasn�t actually �pee� in her pants. �Um�um, that was actually the other,� she explains, �That was the other that leaked through my panties a bit.� �I know I had a wet spot there, but it wasn�t that I peed my pants, sir,� she argues, �That was the mess leaking through and showing up on my pants.� �I actually wish that had been pee,� she points out, �That would have been a lot easier to clean than the mess that was actually there.� �When it�s pee, you pretty much only have to rinse it out,� she says, �But it being a mess, I had to scrub my pants clean just like I had to with my panties.� �I mean, the mess in them wasn�t nearly as bad as the mess in my panties,� she adds, �But what I�m saying, sir, is that it was part of the mess, it wasn�t pee.� Jane then reiterates her claim that she peed completely in the toilet when they got back to our school.. �I peed in the toilet, sir -- I did all of it in the toilet, I swear,� she asserts again, �There was never anything more in my pants but a few drops.�

Aria, another quite pretty brunette in the band, was there in the girls� room at the time and she raises her hand to testify. �I had to make a run for the girls� room myself when we got back,� Aria reports, �I had to go #2 and fortunately I made it in time to do that in the toilet.� �Jane and I took stalls right next to each other and I think we both made record time in getting our butts down on the toilet seat,� she explains, �Neither of us even had time to close the stall door.� �The thing is, sir, I did my own business and had completely finished wiping and Jane was still peeing,� she explains further, �Sir, I never heard a girl pee so much in my entire life.� The implication of the testimony is that she doubts that Jane would have had that much to pee in the toilet if she�d already done some of it in her pants. �You can see that she�s not a big girl, sir,� Aria says of Jane, �I still can�t believe that her bladder could that much.� �I wish my bladder could have held that much,� Aria continues, �And then I wouldn�t have had to pee in that hellhole they called a bathroom.�

Mrs. Montgomery, a new English teacher at our school was serving as a faculty-chaperone for the band on Saturday. She explains that she was also in the girls� room at the time. �With so many girls heading there after we got back from the game, I figured I�d best go in there to supervise and keep an eye on things,� she says, �I actually didn�t have to go myself because I�d already gone both ways in the toilet at the game.� With that last statement, she turns and glares at some of the girls that didn�t do that and are now suffering the consequences. �Jane was already urinating like a racehorse when I got there,� Mrs. Montgomery reports, �And she just went on and on and on like she never going to stop.� �I agree with Aria, Mr. Chairman,� she says, �I�d never heard a girl pee so much in my entire life.�

Mrs. Montgomery also testifies that she went over to check on Jane in the stall. �Of course, I saw her messy panties,� the very pretty English teacher tells us, �And she told me that Miss Musso had already written her up for that.� �I didn�t notice any wet panties, though,� Mrs. Montgomery continues, �I mean, I wasn�t specifically looking for a wetting accident, but I can�t say that I noticed one, either, as I was checking out her soiling accident.� Mrs. Montgomery also notes that Jane carefully wiped herself after she urinated. �That kind of indicates to me that her panties weren�t already wet,� she says, �I mean, why bother to dry yourself if you�re just going to pulling up wet panties anyway.� She notes that Jane didn�t bother wiping her behind before pulling up her already soiled panties. Mrs. Montgomery further tells us that the explanation of the messy panties leaking through makes sense to her. �I can�t say for sure, sir -- I really don�t know what Miss Musso saw,� she qualifies, �But in the stall I did see Jane unsticking her underwear from her pants.� The implication, of course, is that that is consistent with a mess leaking through her panties to her outer pants. Upon questioning from me, Miss Musso acknowledges that she never checked out Jane in the stall. �I just didn�t, Mr. Chairman,� she tells me, �I guess I was just too pre-occupied with my own issue at the time.�

Hearing all the evidence, I must find Jane �Not Guilty� of the wetting portion of her accident and therefore �Not Guilty� of having a �Doubleheader� accident. She is, of course, found �Guilty� of the panty-soiling. �Obviously, you did do that, correct?� I ask the pretty sophomore. �Yes, sir,� she tells me. In considering her punishment for that, I have to raise the issue, though, of whether her accident should receive a more serious punishment based on its severity. �I mean, it obviously wasn�t contained simply in her panties,� I note, �It did leak all the way through to form a noticeable stain on her pants.� But neither Coach Musso nor Mrs. Montgomery support doing that. �It really wasn�t that big a load, Mr. Chairman,� the sexy Cheerleading Coach argues, �I mean, it was unfortunate that it leaked through but otherwise, it was a rather ordinary load in her panties.� Mrs. Montgomery agrees. �I really haven�t worked here that long but I�ve already seen quite a few loads worse than what Jane did,� the pretty English Teacher argues, �I think this one was just the perfect storm of a combination of a girl wearing tight pants and a mess being a little more liquid than ordinary.� Naturally, Jane doesn�t dispute those opinions. She�s only got one previous toilet violation this year -- that being a panty-soiling in Geometry class back in September. Accordingly, I sentence her to 5 hours of detention and having to write, �I will not soil my panties in class or at football games again� 500 times.

Moving on to our last cheerleader case, we have a pretty blonde-haired honor student named Tracey. I find myself doing a bit of a double take as I read the Violation Report filed in this case. She is charged Saturday with using the boys� room rather than the girls� room. My first impression was that she did so at the game at Carver HS, but, as I read more carefully, it appears that she used the boys� room here after they all got back from the game.

First, I need to make that point clear. �The charge is that you used the boys� room here at our school? -- Specifically, the boys room in the hallway near the gym?� I ask. �Yes sir,� Tracy answers, as does Mrs. Duncan, the teacher who caught her and filed the Violation Report on her. �And am I to understand that you did a bowel movement in the boys� room while you were in there?� I also ask. �Yes, sir,� the blonde beauty answers again, �I both urinated and did a bowel movement.� Mrs. Duncan nods her head in agreement with that. As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, a girl actually using the boys� room is a more serious violation than a girl who merely goes in there and doesn�t actually use it. Similarly, a girl doing a bowel movement in the boys� room is a more serious violation than a girl merely urinating in there. Since Tracy apparently did both, we charge her with �Defecating in the Boys� Room� -- the more serious of the two.

Turning first to Mrs. Duncan, the Assistant Band Director and great friend of the TVPC, she tells us that she was supervising the band members as they were getting off the bus after returning from the game on Saturday. �I had urinated in the doorless stalls back at Carver HS before getting on the bus so I, for one, didn�t have to go when we got back,� she tells us, �Fortunately, I didn�t have to go the other way that afternoon.� The point being, of course, was that she was content to watch over the process in the parking lot while lots of others -- students and teachers alike -- made a mad dash to the bathrooms inside the school. �I�d say most of the band members -- especially the girls -- were heading into the school,� Mrs. Duncan continues, �So eventually when the parking lot mostly cleared out, I made my way into the school as well.� She explains that it was then that she saw Tracy coming out of the boys� room in the hallway by the gym. Mrs. Duncan explains that after supervising the parking lot she then made her way through the short corridor that runs from the parking lot outside to the main lobby just outside the gym. She tells us that it was then, just as she approached the lobby area, that she saw Tracy coming out of the boys� room. �I didn�t plan it that way, Mr. Chairman, but I guess it was perfect timing,� the outgoing blonde beauty says with a smile, �I saw Tracy just as she was exiting the boys� room.� �And I also noticed that she was adjusting her pants as she was coming out,� Mrs. Duncan adds. The implication, of course, is that she wouldn�t be adjusting her pants if she hadn�t pulled them down to use the toilet while she was in there.

Looking over at Tracy, the pretty, blonde-haired senior does NOT seem to be disputing anything that Mrs. Duncan has reported. In fact, she basically just nodded her head and shrugged her shoulders throughout, thus seemingly admitting to it. �It was kind of noisy there with lots of people coming and going at the time,� Mrs. Duncan continues, �I can�t remember if I asked her specifically what she did in the boys� room.� �I don�t remember if I specifically asked her or if she simply volunteered the information when I caught her,� Mrs. Duncan says, �But either way, I remember that she told me that she had to �make� in there.� �You asked me, Ma�am,� Tracy then clarifies, �You obviously had already figured out that I�d used the toilet and you asked me which particular function I had used it for.� And Tracy confirms that �make� does refer to a bowel movement -- that in her family, they usually refer to needing a bowel movement as �having to make.�

Turing our attention now to smart and likable honor student, I, of course, asked her why she used the boys� room instead of the girls. �Was having a bowel movement in the girls� room just not exciting enough for you, Tracy?� Mrs. Adler, a TVPC member, asks her, �Had you done enough bowel movements in the girls� room that you were tired of that and just needed to spice it up a bit?� But Tracy assures Mrs. Adler that is was nothing like that and that it was only out of �dire necessity� that she used the boys� room. �It was an emergency, ma�am -- It was the right move,� she says, �If I hadn�t made ALL THE RIGHT MOVES, ma�am, I would have messed in my pants just like I did at the Walnut Heights game. �The last thing any of us needed on Saturday was to make our bodily functions more exciting,� she tells the acerbic committeewoman, �With the stalls there being what they were, going to the bathroom on Saturday was enough of an adventure as it was.� �Believe me, I�d have much preferred to be doing it in the girls� room on Saturday,� the senior blonde beauty says, �The last thing I wanted was to be sitting on a toilet in a boys� room stall -- Especially for a bowel movement.� �Well, actually the last thing I wanted was to be doing it in my pants -- Especially it being a bowel movement,� she then clarifies, �I think that�s probably the only thing worse than having to do it in the boys� room.�

**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:12 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Tracy goes on to explain that she had been holding it in -- holding it in both ways but the real issue was with having to �make� -- for the entire bus ride home. She explains that she went and peed in the toilet there when they first arrived but that she could feel herself needed to go again before the game was over. �I guess I drink too much Gatorade when I�m cheering,� she speculates. �But by then I also had to make -- um, I mean, I also had to have a bowel movement,� she explains, �That had come on about halfway through the second half and I�d been holding it in ever since.�

�And, of course, you didn�t want to use the doorless stalls for a bowel movement, either, did you?� I ask. But Tracy tells me that it really wasn�t like that. �It was really more that I didn�t have to go that bad, �she says, �I mean, it was more a matter of thinking that it wouldn�t be a problem to just hold it in.� �Really?� I ask, a tone of sarcasm evident, �Didn�t you say that you had to go BOTH ways before you even got on the bus?� �Yes, sir -- I kind of did have to go both ways,� Tracy admits, �But I really didn�t have to pee that bad at all and even the need to do the other wasn�t that strong at the time.� �Really?� I ask her again, with even more sarcasm evident, �Your deciding to hold it in had nothing to do with the girls� room situation at the game?� Reluctantly, she then admits that the doorless stalls were indeed a factor in her decision. �Look, I guess I probably would have used the girls� room there if not for the doorless stalls,� she admits, �But that wasn�t the only reason.� �It really was a matter of not having to go that bad,� she insists. �The doorless stalls were no picnic but that was still preferable to having to use the boys� room,� she says, �If I had realized how bad I really did have to go, I definitely would have used the girls� room there before getting on the bus.� �Stall doors are nice -- Especially when it�s #2 that you gotta do, -- but even without them, it�s still a girls� room,� she explains, �About the only thing worse than doing that in a boys� room is doing it in your pants.�

Hearing that, I just look at her puzzled. �But apparently somehow you ended up using the boys� room anyway?� I ask her. �Yes, sir,� she tells me, �But that was only to avoid going in my pants.� �As I said, sir, as bad as I think using the boys� room was, doing it in my pants would have been worse.� She reminds us that earlier this year, she did just that -- that is, had a rather voluminous and quite messy bowel movement in her pants while cheerleading at a game. �I never want to do that again, sir -- Especially not at a game,� she tells me, �That was the absolute worst.� �Well, then, you should have used the girls� room at the game,� I lecture her, �As I recall, it happened last time because you were trying to hold it in rather than using a port-o-potty at the game.�

Tracy confirms that (it was the game against Walnut Heights back in October) but once again tells me that she didn�t have to go that bad. �I mean, I never thought it would even be an issue waiting as I did,� she says, �I really thought I�d just hold it in until I got to my own bathroom at home.� �I figured worst case scenario, I�d just do it in the girls� room back here,� she explains, �I just never thought it would be an issue for me at all -- I never thought it would become an emergency.� �But then on the bus ride home, it suddenly got worse -- I suddenly had to go a whole lot worse,� she continues, �It suddenly got to a point where it was getting harder and harder for me to hold it in.� �I did have to pee, too, but the big thing was having to make,� she clarifies, �For a while it really felt like I wasn�t going to make it.� Tracy goes on to tell us that fortunately she made it through the bus ride home without having an accident. �But getting from the bus to the girls� room was going to be a problem,� she explains, �I wanted to run but it was hard to even walk and hold in my bowel movement at the same time.� The senior beauty goes on to tell us that once the bus stopped in the parking lot, a lot of girls made a mad dash for the girls� room. �Between all the cheerleaders and all the girls in the band, there were a lot of girls heading for the toilet,� she explains further. She tells us that she could only walk �stiff-legged� and even had to stop several times on her way to the bathroom in order to keep from messing in her pants.

But that apparently created another problem for her. �By the time I got there, there was already a huge line for the girls� room,� she tells us, �The line was actually stretching outside the girls� room and it was moving ever so slowly because lots of girls were doing #2.� �I wanted to cry, sir -- I just wanted to cry,� she says, �I�d made it this far and now I was going to mess myself right here standing in line.� �I just didn�t want to do that, sir -- I just didn�t want to make in my pants,� she claims, �And I knew if I stood there in line for the girls� room, I definitely would have done a bunch of it in my pants.� �Then I just happened to notice that there was no line for the boys� room,� Tracy continues, �At least no line that extended out the door.� �I know I�m not supposed to go in the boys� room, sir, but I was just totally desperate,� she says, �If I hadn�t, there�s really no question but that I would have ended up messing in my pants.� �I�m not supposed to go in my pants, either, sir,� she adds. �I just didn�t have the time to stand in line and wait for a toilet in the girls� room,� she argues, �Using one in the boys� room was really the only way to avoid doing a mess in my panties.� �And I really didn�t want to do that, sir,� she tells me, �Especially since I�d already done that at a game once this year and you warned me that my punishment was going to be really bad if I ever did it again.�

Tracy tells us that once she went into the boys� room, she immediately went into a stall and didn�t even look over at the urinals. �I just got into a stall as fast as I could, sir,� she claims, �I didn�t look at anything that I wasn�t supposed to look at.� �Fortunately, there were several open stalls and I just took the first one that I came to,� she tells us, �And I got my pants down and my butt on that toilet seat as fast as I could.� She says that there were quite a few boys in there at the time but few were using the stalls. �I think guys were waiting in line to use the urinals even though there were stalls that were open,� she comments. �I don�t understand why boys are like that,� she comments further, �I mean, do boys have a rule that says they can only pee in a urinal? -- That they can�t pee in an actual toilet?� �If I were a boy I think I would still go into a stall to pee,� she says, �Urinals are disgusting!�

Getting back to the business at hand, Tracy tells us that she then �made� (apparently, a lot) in the boys� room toilet, wiped herself completely (also apparently a lot) and then flushed it all away. �I then pulled up my pants and panties and left,� she says, �I didn�t even wash my hands because I knew I wasn�t supposed to be in there.� That revelation brings assorted �ewww� comments from the assembled crowd. �I was going to go wash my hands in the girls� room,� Tracy quickly answers that, �But then Mrs. Duncan was right there to confront me when I first came out of the boys� room.� �I didn�t try to lie about it or anything like that,� Tracy adds, �I was honest with Mrs. Duncan about what I�d done. That last fact is confirmed by Mrs. Duncan. I further note that we have no reports from boys or anyone else that she did anything improper in the boys� room -- other than, of course, the mere fact that she used it in the first place.

In determining Tracy�s punishment, I first note that I believe her story that she only used the boys� room to avoid going in her pants. �That much is commendable,� I tell her. �I�m certainly pleased to see you going to great lengths to avoid having another accident� I note, �I think that shows progress from the Walnut Heights game 6 weeks ago when you did mess in your pants.� �Well, sir, I really learned my lesson from that,� she says, �Both from the accident itself and the punishment.� �I never want to have to do a punishment like that again, and I don�t ever want to have a mess in my panties like that again.� �As I said before, that much is commendable,� I reiterate.

�But it�s still a toilet violation for you, as a girl, to use the boys� room,� I tell her, �And, unfortunately for you, this is still considered a toilet violation while representing the school.� �And, as we�ve duly noted, this is not your first time having a toileting issue while representing the school as a cheerleading,� I remind her. Accordingly, I sentence the blonde-haired beauty to write, �I will not use the boys� room in school or at football games again� 500 times and to serve a full week of detention. �I�m sorry, Tracy, if that seems unduly severe under the circumstances,� I then tell her, �But all things considered, I think it the appropriate punishment for what you did.�

I�m not surprised, though, that the pretty senior doesn�t think it a fair punishment and she begs me to reconsider. She reminds me again that she only used the boys� room because of how desperate she was. But as she pleads, I remain firm and just shake my head at all her suggestions for a lesser punishment. �What did you expect me to do?� she asks, �Just stand there in the girls� room line and make in my panties?� �What I expect you to do is use the girls� room when you need to,� I then tell her, �If you�d have just used the girls� room at the game when you needed to, none of this would have happened.� �Perhaps you did make the best of a bad situation,� I acknowledge, �But you wouldn�t have even been in that situation if you�d just have used the girls� room at the game like you were supposed to before getting on the bus.� �It was entirely your own fault you were even in that situation in the first place,� I remind her.

Tracy calms down a bit and acknowledges that but still argues that her punishment is unfair. �I went in the toilet -- I didn�t mess in my pants,� she points out again, �Yet I�m getting the same punishment that you gave some of the other girls for messing in their pants.� �I don�t think that�s fair, sir,� she argues, �Maybe I should have just done it in my pants, too if I�d have still gotten the same punishment.� �Well, you most certainly would NOT have gotten the same punishment -- you have a prior for panty-soiling at a game,� I remind her, �Had you messed in your panties AGAIN, your punishment would have been WAY, WAY worse this time.� �Trust me, young lady, you saved yourself a whole lot of very unpleasant punishment by avoiding another mess in your pants,� I add, �Not to mention the shame and humiliation that comes from messing in your pants at your age.� �Well, then maybe I should have just pulled down my pants right there in line,� she then suggests, �Maybe I should have just squatted down and done it right there on the floor in the hallway.� That comment, of course, angers me. �Not unless you wanted to find yourself on toilet suspension,� I angrily tell her, �And for something like that you�d find yourself on toilet suspension for a good long time.� �And I doubt you�d then have much time for cheerleading practice, either,� I lecture the senior honor student -- a girl certainly smart enough to know better, �Because you�d be spending a lot of time in detention scrubbing toilets instead.� Tracy then apologizes for that ill-advised comment.

Mrs. Adler, though, is still angry about it -- Not only the comment about going on the floor but Tracy�s attitude toward her punishment in general. �If she doesn�t think a girl using the boys� room is such a big deal, perhaps we can arrange to have her use the boys� room full-time,� Mrs. Adler suggests, �Perhaps we can ban her from using the girls� room entirely and she�ll just do all her business in the boys� room instead.� �I mean, she said it herself, Mr. Chairman,� Mrs. Adler continues, �She doesn�t have to use the urinals, she can just as easily urinate in a stall in the boys� room as in the girls� room, can�t she?� �I mean, as long as she doesn�t think her using the boys� room is such an issue, Mr. Chairman,� she goes on, glaring at Tracy in the process. Tracy then apparently gets the message. �I�m sorry for what I said, sir and ma�am,� she then says. �I�ll write my lines and serve my detention like I�m supposed to,� she assures us, �And it won�t happen again, I promise.�

**Arnold Ziffel** · January 12, 2019, 02:13 PM

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

For our final case of this special session we have not so much an unusual case -- it’s simply another case of panty-soiling -- but one that is an historical first for the TVPC. The TVPC, of course, has had a long history of such accidents from our cheerleaders and band members at football games . But today, we have our first toilet violation case ever from an actual member of our football team. Faithful readers of the TVPC know, of course, that our TVPC rules apply only to the girls and not the boys. But this year -- for the first time in school history -- we have a girl on the football team. And this girl, unfortunately, messed in her panties at the game last Saturday.

Standing before us now is Taya, a tall and completely gorgeous blonde-haired junior, and she is charged with that panty-soiling violation. As the first girl on our football team -- she’s a backup wide receiver and defensive back -- she’s a bit of a celebrity around school, but she’s quite humble and modest all the same. Standing before us, she’s looking down at the floor, quite obviously ashamed of herself for doing what she did. “I’m guilty, sir,” she tells me, raising her head a bit. “I did have an accident in my pants at the game on Saturday,” she explains, “Unfortunately, I did mess myself.” “It was just gross, sir -- It was just really gross having that mess in my panties,” the gorgeous and athletic blonde continues, “It just felt awful riding home on the bus sitting there in the mess.” “And then I had to go home and get yelled at by my mom for doing it,” Taya explains further, “She was really upset about me having an accident.” “And then she made me clean up the mess,” she tells us, “I had to get a washcloth and clean myself and then she made me clean-out my panties.” “And now I’m like GROUNDED FOR LIFE,” Taya adds, “Mom was really upset with me for having an accident in my pants.”

“Well, I’m not too happy about it, either,” Mr. Taylor -- our Head Football Coach -- then chimes in, “You know that I’ve always welcomed you on this team, but I thought it went without saying that you were expected to go in the toilet instead of your pants.” “You know, this is the first time I’ve had to file a Violation Report on someone,” Coach Taylor tells her, “I had to check with one of my assistants to make sure I filled it out correctly.” I note that the coach did indeed fill it out properly. “I’m sorry, Coach,” Taya then tells him. “Well, at least you admitted to what you did,” the coach tells her. He then tells us that when he first noticed what he thought was a mess in Taya’s pants, it was about midway through the fourth quarter of the game. He tells us that when he then confronted her about whether she’d had an accident, Taya just admitted that she’d done. “At least she was honest about it,” Coach Taylor explains further, “At least she didn’t make me have to go get a female staff member to take her back to the locker room to check her panties.” “Well, you definitely knew that I’d done it, sir,” Taya tells her coach, “No use making it worse by trying to lie about it.”

“It’s really a shame that you did it, Taya,” Coach Taylor then adds, “I know how hard you work at practice and I know that you don’t get to play that much.” “We had a big lead by the fourth quarter and this was a chance to get everyone into the game,” he points out to the junior beauty, “This was your chance to actually play in a playoff game.” “But obviously no way were you going into the game with a mess in your panties,” he tells her, “Not like that you weren’t.” “You embarrass our team enough having a mess in your pants when you’re on the sidelines,” he explains to the girl, “It’d be even worse to have you out on the field where everyone could see you like that.” “As I said, it’s a shame, Taya,” he tells her, shaking his head.” “It was my fault, sir,” Taya tells him, again lowering her head in shame.

Turning now to face the committee, Taya pleads for leniency. In addition to reiterating Coach Taylor’s point about her honesty and cooperation, she reminds us that the only other times she’s ever messed in her pants was back during her freshman year. “And that was only because I was stuck in detention and the teacher wouldn’t let me go to the girls’ room,” Taya explains, “That’s reason that one happened -- I go to the bathroom at school when I need to -- even when it’s #2.” The implication, of course, is that messing in her panties is not something she normally does. That much is true, but what she isn’t telling us is that she wet her pants 2 other times her freshman year and even once last year as a sophomore. This year, her only prior offenses are for loitering in the girls’ room and for leaving the toilet unflushed after a bowel movement. Taya also tells us about the condition of the bathroom in the locker room at the game. “You heard the cheerleaders and the band girls tell you how bad the ladies’ room at the field was,” Taya points out, “Well, that was nothing compared to the visiting team’s locker room there.” She tells us that in the visiting team locker room -- a locker room obviously designed to be used by boys -- there were 2 urinals and 1 toilet. “Obviously, that much was to be expected,” Taya explains, “As part of the football team, I’ve been dealing with stuff like that all season.” “But the thing is that the toilet there didn’t even have a stall around it,” she explains further, “It was just a plain old toilet sticking out from the wall without any privacy whatsoever.” “I mean, I can deal with toilets where the stall doesn’t have a door on it -- Again, I’ve been dealing with that all season on the football team,” Taya argues, “But I just can’t deal with there not being a stall at all -- I just can’t deal with a total lack of privacy like that.”

“And that’s how the accident happened, Taya?” I ask her, “It happened because you wouldn’t use that open toilet in the locker room?” “Yes, sir,” Taya then tells me, “I tried to hold it in but I started to lose control in the second half and by the fourth quarter it was all pretty much in my pants.” “I know it shouldn’t have happened, sir -- I know it was disgusting and shameful for a girl in high school,” she acknowledges, “But like I said before, it’s not like I’ve had a lot of accidents before.” “And I don’t mean it as an excuse, sir -- I know that I have to always be responsible for my bodily functions,” she points out, “But please, if you can just understand how bad the bathroom there was.” “I mean, I know I have to be punished for having an accident -- And I know I have to get more punishment because I was representing the school when I did it,” she argues, “But please can you take all that into account and how it’s not like I go in my pants all the time.”

Coach Taylor, though, doesn’t want us to forget that this was indeed an accident while representing the school and a bad one at that. “As I understand it, they get punished extra when an accident happens at a game or other school event,” the coach says, “And that’s because the accident is an embarrassment to the team and the school as well as to Taya.” “I don’t think you should forget that, Mr. Chairman,” he tells me, “Just because the bathroom facilities there weren’t the best doesn’t mean that she shouldn’t be held fully responsible for doing what she needed to do in the toilet.” “If that toilet was really a problem for you, we could have easily arranged for you to go to the bathroom someplace else,” Coach Taylor turns and tells Taya, “There’s just no excuse for going in your pants as far as I’m concerned.” “And the fact that I could tell what you’d done even with all those pads on, obviously means it was a lot in your pants, doesn’t it?” he asks the girl. Taya acknowledges that it was indeed a lot. “This is the first time that I’ve ever had to deal with a panty-soiling on the football team, Mr. Chairman,” our football coach continues, “I urge you to make the punishment strong enough so that, regardless of the bathroom conditions at a game, she won’t mess in her panties again.” “I’m not saying you should give Taya a worse punishment than you’d normally give for this sort of thing,” he argues, “But I definitely don’t think it should be a more lenient punishment, either.”

Turning now to Taya, I wonder how she managed to deal with that toilet when it came to urinating. Of course, I ask her about that. “I just didn’t, sir,” she tells us, “I just held that in until we got back home to our school.” “Unfortunately, I just couldn’t hold in the other,” she adds. I am, quite frankly, quite amused to hear that -- especially considering her past propensity for wetting her pants. I mean, it isn’t exactly that she’s done it a lot but apparently she’s done that at school more than soiling herself. I start to wonder if this was perhaps a doubleheader accident of both bodily functions in her pants and her coach simply didn’t notice the wetting. Taya, though, assures us that she was indeed able to hold it in until she got to the girls’ room back here. “I don’t know, sir, I was just able to hold it in somehow,” she says. She also says that she really peed a tremendous amount in the girls’ room here. “I guess I was lucky I made it, sir,” she says, “I guess I was really lucky it wasn’t both ways in my pants.” Teddy, a pretty and popular senior and member of our band, tells us that she was in the girls’ room with Taya at the time. “I was in the stall next to hers,” the pretty and articulate blonde explains, “And I can tell you that she peed in there for a good long time.” “And she peed really loud as well,” Teddy explains further, “I’m known for peeing kind of loud myself but I’ve never heard anyone pee with as much force as Taya peed that afternoon.” “I know she did the mess, sir,” Teddy adds, “But when it come to peeing, she did do that in the toilet like she was supposed to.”

In considering her punishment, I think Coach Taylor has it exactly correct. Taya shouldn’t be show any particular leniency nor should she get a punishment that’s unduly severe under the circumstances. Clearly, a panty-soiling violation by a football player should be treated the same as any other athlete or anyone else representing the school at a game. Accordingly, I sentence the tall, blonde beauty to a full week of after school detention and having to write, “I will not soil my panties in school or at football games again” 500 times. Taya looks a bit demoralized at hearing that. It’s no doubt the worst TVPC punishment she’s ever gotten and I’m sure she was hoping for better. But realistically speaking, she should have been expecting this. Hopefully -- as her coach suggests -- it’ll be enough to teach her a lesson.

So concludes another session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee.
Meeting adjourned at 2:59 PM.

But just as everyone starts to file out of the room, Mrs. Crabtree suddenly speaks. “Hold on, please!” she abruptly announces, “There’s one more thing.” With that, I bang my gavel to make sure I have everyone’s attention. I then turn the committee’s attention to Mrs. Crabtree. With that she asks that Jane back up to the podium. The pretty sophomore cheerleader then does as she is told. But when Mrs. Crabtree asks her to turn around so we can see the backside of her tight, fitting jeans, Jane is reluctant to do so. Mrs. Crabtree tells her again, but once again, the girl seems reluctant to comply and a worried look on her face is evident. With that, Miss Bliss alertly comes forward from behind the girl and having a good look at the seat of the girl’s faded blue jean, confirms what Mrs. Crabtree no doubt suspected.

“Yes she did, Madame Committeewoman,” Miss Bliss tells her, obviously referring to Jane, “She does indeed have a load in her pants.” With that Jane appears crestfallen and reluctantly -- apparently now resigned to her fate -- turns around to give Mrs. Crabtree a look. It’s certainly not the biggest of loads we’ve seen but it’s an ample one that forms a noticeable bulge and a noticeable dark discoloration in the seat of the girl’s tight and faded blue jeans. “Gross!” her close friend, fellow cheerleader, and fellow AMERICAN
BEAUTY Angela reacts to the discovery. Jane then gives her friend a dirty look. “I’m sorry, Jane, but that is really gross,” Angela says exaggeratingly, as she looks at the seat of her friend’s pants, “That’s really, really gross.” “Shut up,” Jane tells her friend.

With that, I direct the TVPC clerk to draw up another Violation Report on Jane and schedule her for this afternoon‘s regular TVPC session. The violation, of course, is “Panty-Soiling” and about the only good news for the toilet-troubled sophomore beauty is that this one is not while representing the school. Pointing to the first row of seats -- “Defendants’ Row” as it’s called -- I ask Jane to have a seat as today’s regular session of the TVPC will start shortly.

Pausing a moment, Jane then asks me, “May I please go to the girls’ room first, sir?” Myself and a few others then look at her puzzled. “I have to pee,” the girl clarifies. “Please, sir -- I really have to go,” she pleads, “I don’t want to make it a doubleheader.” With that, I do give her permission to go but caution her that she needs to be back by 3:10 when the regular committee session starts. I also caution her about using the toilet with that load already in her panties. “Make sure you don’t get any of it on the toilet seat or even the toilet itself,” I caution her, “That would, of course, be an additional violation.” “And if you’re planning to just squat over the toilet make sure you lift up the toilet seat before you pee,” I caution her further. That, of course, is the proper procedure for a girl to use when she squats over the toilet to do either bodily function. “Yes, sir -- I’ll be careful,” she tells me as she leaves the room -- apparently to do what she needs to. Mrs. Crabtree and I are left just shaking our heads at yet another soiling accident to deal with today.

**spandexman** · January 12, 2019, 11:50 PM

Great reports

This report is a double header. I am always there to comfort Miss Musso.

Thank you and happy 2019 Arnold.

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