NOTE: I started this a while back intending to post it right after Thanksgiving. But I never finished it then and when I got started on it again, I went a little crazy with the verbiage. It’s by far, the longest I’ve ever done, but I really like these cases and didn’t want to shorten or delete any of them. And it would have been hard to rework these cases into another format other than this after-Thanksgiving special session. So, if you’re reading this, I hope you’re in comfortable chair.
Welcome to a SPECIAL SESSION of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) called on Monday, November 26, 2018 at 1:15 PM. As we return to school after a busy Thanksgiving weekend, I am most disturbed to learn of a large volume of alleged toilet violations over the weekend. Of course, school was not in session but that doesn’t mean there are no toilet violations. With our football team in the state playoffs, the start of practices for the winter sports season, and several other school activities over the weekend, there was a lot going on with our girls. And, as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, girls participating in school activities are, or course, subject to TVPC jurisdiction while doing so. With so many activities going on over the long weekend, a few toilet violations are to be expected. But unfortunately, this year, the alleged violations were so numerous that we’ve had to call a SPECIAL SESSION of the TVPC just to deal with them all.
To begin our session today, I call the very lovely Coach Teiger, coach of our highly successful girls’ basketball team. Big things are expected for Girls’ Basketball this season and apparently some big things -- specifically, some mighty big bowel movements -- were had during the girls’ first practice session the day after Thanksgiving. “It never fails, sir,” Coach Teiger tells me, “I guess with the combination of all the eating the girls do on Thursday and the physical activity of their first practice on Friday, it’s only natural that we get some pretty big bowel movements from the girls.” “This year, we not only had 2 cases of clogged toilets from the girls,” the coach points out, “But unfortunately I managed to clog one myself.”
Coach Teiger goes on to explain that she doesn’t think she ate more than she usually does on Thanksgiving, but with all the holiday stress and preparing for the start of the season, she had been a bit constipated. “That ended on Friday, to say the least,” the pretty, blonde-haired basketball coach tells us, “With the first break during practice on Friday, I was headed to the toilet in the coaches’ office in the girls’ locker room.” “What can I say -- I clogged it, sir,” Coach Teiger explains further, “When I stood up and got a look in the toilet, I couldn’t believe what I’d done.” “Of course, I did the right thing and tried to flush that before I went about wiping myself,” the pretty but strict basketball coach continues. “But no way was that thing going down,” she tells us, “It quickly clogged in the bottom of the bowl and sent water right up to the rim.” “Luckily, it didn’t overflow,” she says, “And no way was I going to risk trying to flush it again.”
As I listen to Coach Teiger’s account of her toilet clogging, I’m quite surprised to see that Coach Teiger has filed a Violation Report on this incident. “You are charging yourself with a toilet violation?” I ask her, surprised, “You are charging yourself with clogging the toilet?” Coach Teiger nods her head “yes.” Faithful readers of the TVPC know, of course, that TVPC rules and TVPC punishments apply only to female students and not teachers and coaches. Naturally, I remind our basketball coach of that. “But they SHOULD apply to us,” Coach Teiger then says, “If we are going to enforce toilet rules on our students, I think we need to enforce them on ourselves as well.” “I think we have to hold ourselves to the same standard,” she argues, “And that, of course, means that the punishments have to apply to us as well.” “If they don’t then we’re just hypocrites,” the pretty blonde coach argues further, “I don’t feel right punishing our girls for something if I’m not going to be punished for doing it, as well.”
“Well, alright then,” I tell her, “I can’t say that I’m not surprised, but I certainly applaud you for your integrity, Natalie.” “The Violation Report you signed on yourself will serve as your consent to be bound by the rules of the TVPC,” I explain to her, “With that, you are now subject to TVPC jurisdiction -- our rules and, of course, our punishments.”
Getting back to her case, Coach Teiger reiterates that she flushed the toilet before wiping herself and that it was the bowel movement itself that clogged the toilet. That, of course, makes it a “Category #1” clog. Because a girl doesn’t have much control over the size of her bowel movement, that’s the least severe type of clogging under TVPC rules. Had she added toilet paper to the clogged toilet it would have been a more serious violation. Instead, she took her used toilet paper over to the toilets in the girls’ locker room. “It was a big bowel movement but it was a bit of a messy one, too,” Coach Teiger tells us, “It was the big, thick part that come out first but a bunch of soft, messy stuff came out after that.” “It took a lot of wiping to get myself clean,” she explains, “But I, of course, didn’t want to add my toilet paper to the clog.” “So I had to save up my toilet paper as I was wiping myself,” she explains further, “And then when I was finally done, I had to take the whole pile over to the girls’ toilets in the locker room and flush it there.” “I had to separate it into 2 bunches and use 2 flushes to dispose of it,” she adds, “The last thing I wanted to do was clog another toilet with that.”
Moving ahead to Coach Teiger’s punishment, I note that it’s only her first toilet violation of the school year, of course, and a “Category #1” clogging is not a serious violation at all. Furthermore, she is to be commended for how she handled it afterwards. Saving up her used toilet paper and taking it to another toilet to flush it, was obviously the right thing to do. Dare I say that not everyone would have done that. For punishment, I give her the choice of serving 2 hours of detention, writing “I will not clog toilets in the girls’ room at school again” 200 times, or serving 1 hour of detention and writing the sentence 100 times. Coach Teiger chooses the 200 times writing assignment.
Moving on to toilet cloggings among girls on the basketball team, we have 2 such violations. These, of course, occurred in the toilet area of the girls’ locker room. Maddie, a sophomore point guard, is charged with a “Category #1” clogging -- apparently another case of an enormous Thanksgiving dinner-induced bowel movement clogging the toilet. Julie, a senior and a backup forward, is charged with a “Category #2” clogging -- apparently, a large but more manageable bowel movement with a large bit of toilet paper caused this one. Both girls are accused of doing them during a break in Friday morning’s first practice of the season.
Taking Maddie’s case first, the pretty and well-liked blonde kind of takes it in stride. She admits that she often does rather large bowel movements -- especially during the basketball season -- and has clogged toilets before. “This was actually 2 in a row for me,” Maddie says, shrugging her shoulders, “I clogged the toilet at home Thursday night after dinner and then I did it again at practice Friday morning.” “I mean, I did eat a lot at Thanksgiving,” she says, “But I never thought it would be enough to clog 2 toilets in a row -- I mean, to have 2 toilet-clogging bowel movements in a row.” “The one I did at home that night was huge,” Maddie acknowledges, “That’s the kind you just stare at and wonder how that could have possibly come out of you.” “After doing that, I was really surprised when I had to go again at practice Friday morning,” Maddie continues, “But at the first break in practice, I was on the toilet doing another one.” “When I got up to look at it, I was surprised at how big this one was, too,” the athletic sophomore beauty explains, “I mean, after what I’d pushed out the night before, this one seemed easy by comparison.” “I actually thought the toilets in the girls’ locker room could handle it,” Maddie tells us, “I mean, it was big but with the power flushers in there, I really did think it was going to go down.” “But just to be sure I flushed it first -- before I used any toilet paper,” the popular, blonde beauty explains, “But still I was a bit surprised when it swirled in the bowl a bit and got stuck going down.” “It really wasn’t so much a clogging in the traditional sense,” she clarifies, “It was more a matter of it getting stuck in the bowl rather than going down.” “The toilet didn’t overflow or anything like that,” she points out, “The water went down fine but it just didn’t take my bowel movement with it.”
Taking a quick glance at TVPC rules, though, they indicate that that clearly qualifies as a clogged toilet. “If it didn’t go down it counts as a clogged toilet, Maddie,” I tell her, “Girls are held responsible for flushing the toilet completely so that the next girl can use it.” Maddie -- always a good-natured sort -- nods her head that she understands. “But don’t worry, Maddie,” I tell her, “It’s obviously not a serious offense.” “Obviously, it’s not really your fault the bowel movement was so big,” I explain, “And obviously you did the right thing by not adding toilet paper to the clog.” Maddie explains that after clogging the toilet, she pulled up her pants and shorts and went into another stall to wipe herself. “Fortunately, it wasn’t really a messy one and it wasn’t a problem pulling them up without wiping,” she explains, ’I mean, I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to go back to practice unwiped like that but it was alright just standing there waiting for another stall to open up.” She tells us that once there in another stall, it only took 2 wipes to clean herself and afterwards it all flushed down without any problems.
For punishment, I give Maddie the same 3 choices that I gave to Coach Teiger. Maddie asks that if she chooses the detention can she serve it on days when she doesn’t have basketball practice or a game. “I’ll allow you to do that,” I offer. She then chooses the 2 hours of detention. “I hate writing punishment lines,” she says, “That is so boring -- I really hate that.”
Moving on the Julie (or “HANG TIME” as she’s nicknamed), a tall blonde beauty, she is charged with a Category #2 clog. Hers was a clog with a combination of a bowel movement and toilet paper. That’s a little more serious than a Category #1 because, unlike with a bowel movement alone, a girl does have control over how much toilet paper she uses and especially how much she tries to flush down the toilet at once. Still, it’s not a serious offense as Coach Teiger assures us that she didn’t clog the toilet on purpose. “HANG TIME was just taking care of her business in the toilet like she should,” Coach Teiger explains, “She just went a little overboard with her use of toilet paper afterwards.” Hearing that I have to question whether the tall senior beauty should be facing an additional charge. “Using Too Much Toilet Paper” -- that is, a girl using more toilet paper than is necessary to sufficiently wipe herself -- would be another violation in addition to the toilet clogging. But Coach Teiger, as she looks over at Julie sympathetically, assures us that wasn’t the case here. “She used a lot, that’s for sure,” the pretty basketball coach tells us, “But it was indeed a messy bowel movement that she had.” “I’m thinking she probably could have gotten by with using a little less,” Coach Teiger explains, “But I’m not going to second guess her decision to use as much as she did.” “I’d say that Julie was in the range of acceptable toilet paper use,” the coach clarifies, “Definitely in the upper reach of the range but within the range nonetheless.” “Running around during basketball practice, I can see why she would want to make sure she was clean,” Coach Teiger adds, “I can see why she’d want to be careful so as not to get skidmarks on her panties.”
Julie, a senior and reserve forward on the team, thanks her coach for giving her the benefit of the doubt on that. “I just like to make sure I’m clean,” Julie acknowledges, “Your underwear can ride up in practice a lot and you really can get skidmarks if you’re not careful.” “The real problem was trying to flush all that toilet paper at once,” Coach Tieger chimes back in, “Next time just flush the toilet after a few wipes and then go back to wiping yourself.” Julie again agrees with her coach. “Yes Ma’am -- I will,” she says, “That’s what I should have done this time.” Coach Teiger adds that Julie did have a huge bowel movement -- just as big as she and Maddie had -- but that Julie’s was a lot softer and consequently a lot more messy. “Soft as it was, it wouldn’t have been difficult to flush,” the strict basketball coach continues, “It’s just that the toilet couldn’t take all that toilet paper flushed at once.”
“I’m sorry about that -- I guess I just wasn’t thinking,” Julie tells us, “I guess I was just in a hurry to get myself wiped and get back to practice and wasn’t paying much attention to what was in the toilet.” “Next time just don’t flush so much toilet paper at once,” Coach Teiger reiterates, “You can go ahead and wipe yourself all that you need to, but just use 2 toilet flushes if it’s a lot of paper.” Once again, the tall senior beauty nods her head in agreement with her coach.
In considering Julie’s punishment, Coach Teiger asks to speak. I, of course, grant her permission to do so. “I know you have to punish her a little more because it wasn’t only her bowel movement that clogged the toilet like it was with Maddie and me,” the coach acknowledges, “But I do hope the punishment won’t be too severe.” “I certainly don’t think Julie did anything malicious -- I certainly don’t think she clogged it on purpose,” she argues, “She just wasn’t as careful as she should have been with all that toilet paper.” “I’m actually quite pleased that she did what she had to do in the girls’ locker room bathroom,” Coach Teiger tells me, although I think the comment was more directed to Julie. “I know that must not have been easy for you -- especially with all the other girls around,” she, with an obvious smile of approval, tells the senior beauty. “Well, it wasn’t so bad,” Julie tells her coach, returning the smile, “Maybe the locker room isn’t the greatest place to go to the bathroom but it’s certainly a lot better than going in my pants.” The comments are obviously in reference to Julie’s past panty-soiling issues. Locker room bathrooms -- including while representing the school as a member of the girls’ basketball team -- were a particular problem for her. “I don’t do that anymore,” she proudly tells her coach, “Instead, I just go in the toilet when I need to.” “I know that sometimes you can manage to hold it in and wait,” Julie then explains, “But sometimes you just can’t and that’s how accidents happen.” “The best thing is just to go use the toilet when you need to,” she tells us, “That way you don’t even risk going in your pants like when you try to hold it in and wait.” “I guess I just got tired of going in my pants and I got tired of being punished for it all the time,” she continues, “I guess I just learned how much easier it is just to go in the toilet when you need to.” “It’s just gross to go in your pants like I used to do,” Julie explains further, “It’s really just a gross and disgusting thing to do.” Coach Teiger agrees, this time, though, directing her comments toward another one of her players -- specifically, a girl named Cindy awaiting her turn before the TVPC. “It’s disgusting and disgraceful to be messing in your pants when you’re in high school,” she says, “glaring angrily at Cindy, another blonde-haired beauty, in the process.
Getting back to Julie and the issue of her punishment for clogging the toilet, I agree with her coach. “I’m also quite pleased that you did your business in the toilet,” I tell the tall blonde beauty, “I agree that the toilet rather than your pants is the proper place for your bowel movements.” “But you do need to be more careful with how you handle wiping yourself,” I point out, “You either need to use less toilet paper or use more than one flush to get it all down.” “Unlike with toilet-clogging bowel movements, you actually can manage your use and disposal of toilet paper,” I explain. For punishment, I give her both 2 hours of detention and 200 times of “I will not clog toilets in the girls’ room in school again.” And I stipulate that she, too, may serve that detention on days when she has neither basketball practice nor a game. “That’s not so bad,” Julie responds with a smile and a look of relief.” “Well, what you did wasn’t so bad, either,” I tell her, “We certainly don’t want to discourage you from using the toilet when you need to have a bowel movement at school.”
Welcome to a SPECIAL SESSION of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) called on Monday, November 26, 2018 at 1:15 PM. As we return to school after a busy Thanksgiving weekend, I am most disturbed to learn of a large volume of alleged toilet violations over the weekend. Of course, school was not in session but that doesn’t mean there are no toilet violations. With our football team in the state playoffs, the start of practices for the winter sports season, and several other school activities over the weekend, there was a lot going on with our girls. And, as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, girls participating in school activities are, or course, subject to TVPC jurisdiction while doing so. With so many activities going on over the long weekend, a few toilet violations are to be expected. But unfortunately, this year, the alleged violations were so numerous that we’ve had to call a SPECIAL SESSION of the TVPC just to deal with them all.
To begin our session today, I call the very lovely Coach Teiger, coach of our highly successful girls’ basketball team. Big things are expected for Girls’ Basketball this season and apparently some big things -- specifically, some mighty big bowel movements -- were had during the girls’ first practice session the day after Thanksgiving. “It never fails, sir,” Coach Teiger tells me, “I guess with the combination of all the eating the girls do on Thursday and the physical activity of their first practice on Friday, it’s only natural that we get some pretty big bowel movements from the girls.” “This year, we not only had 2 cases of clogged toilets from the girls,” the coach points out, “But unfortunately I managed to clog one myself.”
Coach Teiger goes on to explain that she doesn’t think she ate more than she usually does on Thanksgiving, but with all the holiday stress and preparing for the start of the season, she had been a bit constipated. “That ended on Friday, to say the least,” the pretty, blonde-haired basketball coach tells us, “With the first break during practice on Friday, I was headed to the toilet in the coaches’ office in the girls’ locker room.” “What can I say -- I clogged it, sir,” Coach Teiger explains further, “When I stood up and got a look in the toilet, I couldn’t believe what I’d done.” “Of course, I did the right thing and tried to flush that before I went about wiping myself,” the pretty but strict basketball coach continues. “But no way was that thing going down,” she tells us, “It quickly clogged in the bottom of the bowl and sent water right up to the rim.” “Luckily, it didn’t overflow,” she says, “And no way was I going to risk trying to flush it again.”
As I listen to Coach Teiger’s account of her toilet clogging, I’m quite surprised to see that Coach Teiger has filed a Violation Report on this incident. “You are charging yourself with a toilet violation?” I ask her, surprised, “You are charging yourself with clogging the toilet?” Coach Teiger nods her head “yes.” Faithful readers of the TVPC know, of course, that TVPC rules and TVPC punishments apply only to female students and not teachers and coaches. Naturally, I remind our basketball coach of that. “But they SHOULD apply to us,” Coach Teiger then says, “If we are going to enforce toilet rules on our students, I think we need to enforce them on ourselves as well.” “I think we have to hold ourselves to the same standard,” she argues, “And that, of course, means that the punishments have to apply to us as well.” “If they don’t then we’re just hypocrites,” the pretty blonde coach argues further, “I don’t feel right punishing our girls for something if I’m not going to be punished for doing it, as well.”
“Well, alright then,” I tell her, “I can’t say that I’m not surprised, but I certainly applaud you for your integrity, Natalie.” “The Violation Report you signed on yourself will serve as your consent to be bound by the rules of the TVPC,” I explain to her, “With that, you are now subject to TVPC jurisdiction -- our rules and, of course, our punishments.”
Getting back to her case, Coach Teiger reiterates that she flushed the toilet before wiping herself and that it was the bowel movement itself that clogged the toilet. That, of course, makes it a “Category #1” clog. Because a girl doesn’t have much control over the size of her bowel movement, that’s the least severe type of clogging under TVPC rules. Had she added toilet paper to the clogged toilet it would have been a more serious violation. Instead, she took her used toilet paper over to the toilets in the girls’ locker room. “It was a big bowel movement but it was a bit of a messy one, too,” Coach Teiger tells us, “It was the big, thick part that come out first but a bunch of soft, messy stuff came out after that.” “It took a lot of wiping to get myself clean,” she explains, “But I, of course, didn’t want to add my toilet paper to the clog.” “So I had to save up my toilet paper as I was wiping myself,” she explains further, “And then when I was finally done, I had to take the whole pile over to the girls’ toilets in the locker room and flush it there.” “I had to separate it into 2 bunches and use 2 flushes to dispose of it,” she adds, “The last thing I wanted to do was clog another toilet with that.”
Moving ahead to Coach Teiger’s punishment, I note that it’s only her first toilet violation of the school year, of course, and a “Category #1” clogging is not a serious violation at all. Furthermore, she is to be commended for how she handled it afterwards. Saving up her used toilet paper and taking it to another toilet to flush it, was obviously the right thing to do. Dare I say that not everyone would have done that. For punishment, I give her the choice of serving 2 hours of detention, writing “I will not clog toilets in the girls’ room at school again” 200 times, or serving 1 hour of detention and writing the sentence 100 times. Coach Teiger chooses the 200 times writing assignment.
Moving on to toilet cloggings among girls on the basketball team, we have 2 such violations. These, of course, occurred in the toilet area of the girls’ locker room. Maddie, a sophomore point guard, is charged with a “Category #1” clogging -- apparently another case of an enormous Thanksgiving dinner-induced bowel movement clogging the toilet. Julie, a senior and a backup forward, is charged with a “Category #2” clogging -- apparently, a large but more manageable bowel movement with a large bit of toilet paper caused this one. Both girls are accused of doing them during a break in Friday morning’s first practice of the season.
Taking Maddie’s case first, the pretty and well-liked blonde kind of takes it in stride. She admits that she often does rather large bowel movements -- especially during the basketball season -- and has clogged toilets before. “This was actually 2 in a row for me,” Maddie says, shrugging her shoulders, “I clogged the toilet at home Thursday night after dinner and then I did it again at practice Friday morning.” “I mean, I did eat a lot at Thanksgiving,” she says, “But I never thought it would be enough to clog 2 toilets in a row -- I mean, to have 2 toilet-clogging bowel movements in a row.” “The one I did at home that night was huge,” Maddie acknowledges, “That’s the kind you just stare at and wonder how that could have possibly come out of you.” “After doing that, I was really surprised when I had to go again at practice Friday morning,” Maddie continues, “But at the first break in practice, I was on the toilet doing another one.” “When I got up to look at it, I was surprised at how big this one was, too,” the athletic sophomore beauty explains, “I mean, after what I’d pushed out the night before, this one seemed easy by comparison.” “I actually thought the toilets in the girls’ locker room could handle it,” Maddie tells us, “I mean, it was big but with the power flushers in there, I really did think it was going to go down.” “But just to be sure I flushed it first -- before I used any toilet paper,” the popular, blonde beauty explains, “But still I was a bit surprised when it swirled in the bowl a bit and got stuck going down.” “It really wasn’t so much a clogging in the traditional sense,” she clarifies, “It was more a matter of it getting stuck in the bowl rather than going down.” “The toilet didn’t overflow or anything like that,” she points out, “The water went down fine but it just didn’t take my bowel movement with it.”
Taking a quick glance at TVPC rules, though, they indicate that that clearly qualifies as a clogged toilet. “If it didn’t go down it counts as a clogged toilet, Maddie,” I tell her, “Girls are held responsible for flushing the toilet completely so that the next girl can use it.” Maddie -- always a good-natured sort -- nods her head that she understands. “But don’t worry, Maddie,” I tell her, “It’s obviously not a serious offense.” “Obviously, it’s not really your fault the bowel movement was so big,” I explain, “And obviously you did the right thing by not adding toilet paper to the clog.” Maddie explains that after clogging the toilet, she pulled up her pants and shorts and went into another stall to wipe herself. “Fortunately, it wasn’t really a messy one and it wasn’t a problem pulling them up without wiping,” she explains, ’I mean, I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to go back to practice unwiped like that but it was alright just standing there waiting for another stall to open up.” She tells us that once there in another stall, it only took 2 wipes to clean herself and afterwards it all flushed down without any problems.
For punishment, I give Maddie the same 3 choices that I gave to Coach Teiger. Maddie asks that if she chooses the detention can she serve it on days when she doesn’t have basketball practice or a game. “I’ll allow you to do that,” I offer. She then chooses the 2 hours of detention. “I hate writing punishment lines,” she says, “That is so boring -- I really hate that.”
Moving on the Julie (or “HANG TIME” as she’s nicknamed), a tall blonde beauty, she is charged with a Category #2 clog. Hers was a clog with a combination of a bowel movement and toilet paper. That’s a little more serious than a Category #1 because, unlike with a bowel movement alone, a girl does have control over how much toilet paper she uses and especially how much she tries to flush down the toilet at once. Still, it’s not a serious offense as Coach Teiger assures us that she didn’t clog the toilet on purpose. “HANG TIME was just taking care of her business in the toilet like she should,” Coach Teiger explains, “She just went a little overboard with her use of toilet paper afterwards.” Hearing that I have to question whether the tall senior beauty should be facing an additional charge. “Using Too Much Toilet Paper” -- that is, a girl using more toilet paper than is necessary to sufficiently wipe herself -- would be another violation in addition to the toilet clogging. But Coach Teiger, as she looks over at Julie sympathetically, assures us that wasn’t the case here. “She used a lot, that’s for sure,” the pretty basketball coach tells us, “But it was indeed a messy bowel movement that she had.” “I’m thinking she probably could have gotten by with using a little less,” Coach Teiger explains, “But I’m not going to second guess her decision to use as much as she did.” “I’d say that Julie was in the range of acceptable toilet paper use,” the coach clarifies, “Definitely in the upper reach of the range but within the range nonetheless.” “Running around during basketball practice, I can see why she would want to make sure she was clean,” Coach Teiger adds, “I can see why she’d want to be careful so as not to get skidmarks on her panties.”
Julie, a senior and reserve forward on the team, thanks her coach for giving her the benefit of the doubt on that. “I just like to make sure I’m clean,” Julie acknowledges, “Your underwear can ride up in practice a lot and you really can get skidmarks if you’re not careful.” “The real problem was trying to flush all that toilet paper at once,” Coach Tieger chimes back in, “Next time just flush the toilet after a few wipes and then go back to wiping yourself.” Julie again agrees with her coach. “Yes Ma’am -- I will,” she says, “That’s what I should have done this time.” Coach Teiger adds that Julie did have a huge bowel movement -- just as big as she and Maddie had -- but that Julie’s was a lot softer and consequently a lot more messy. “Soft as it was, it wouldn’t have been difficult to flush,” the strict basketball coach continues, “It’s just that the toilet couldn’t take all that toilet paper flushed at once.”
“I’m sorry about that -- I guess I just wasn’t thinking,” Julie tells us, “I guess I was just in a hurry to get myself wiped and get back to practice and wasn’t paying much attention to what was in the toilet.” “Next time just don’t flush so much toilet paper at once,” Coach Teiger reiterates, “You can go ahead and wipe yourself all that you need to, but just use 2 toilet flushes if it’s a lot of paper.” Once again, the tall senior beauty nods her head in agreement with her coach.
In considering Julie’s punishment, Coach Teiger asks to speak. I, of course, grant her permission to do so. “I know you have to punish her a little more because it wasn’t only her bowel movement that clogged the toilet like it was with Maddie and me,” the coach acknowledges, “But I do hope the punishment won’t be too severe.” “I certainly don’t think Julie did anything malicious -- I certainly don’t think she clogged it on purpose,” she argues, “She just wasn’t as careful as she should have been with all that toilet paper.” “I’m actually quite pleased that she did what she had to do in the girls’ locker room bathroom,” Coach Teiger tells me, although I think the comment was more directed to Julie. “I know that must not have been easy for you -- especially with all the other girls around,” she, with an obvious smile of approval, tells the senior beauty. “Well, it wasn’t so bad,” Julie tells her coach, returning the smile, “Maybe the locker room isn’t the greatest place to go to the bathroom but it’s certainly a lot better than going in my pants.” The comments are obviously in reference to Julie’s past panty-soiling issues. Locker room bathrooms -- including while representing the school as a member of the girls’ basketball team -- were a particular problem for her. “I don’t do that anymore,” she proudly tells her coach, “Instead, I just go in the toilet when I need to.” “I know that sometimes you can manage to hold it in and wait,” Julie then explains, “But sometimes you just can’t and that’s how accidents happen.” “The best thing is just to go use the toilet when you need to,” she tells us, “That way you don’t even risk going in your pants like when you try to hold it in and wait.” “I guess I just got tired of going in my pants and I got tired of being punished for it all the time,” she continues, “I guess I just learned how much easier it is just to go in the toilet when you need to.” “It’s just gross to go in your pants like I used to do,” Julie explains further, “It’s really just a gross and disgusting thing to do.” Coach Teiger agrees, this time, though, directing her comments toward another one of her players -- specifically, a girl named Cindy awaiting her turn before the TVPC. “It’s disgusting and disgraceful to be messing in your pants when you’re in high school,” she says, “glaring angrily at Cindy, another blonde-haired beauty, in the process.
Getting back to Julie and the issue of her punishment for clogging the toilet, I agree with her coach. “I’m also quite pleased that you did your business in the toilet,” I tell the tall blonde beauty, “I agree that the toilet rather than your pants is the proper place for your bowel movements.” “But you do need to be more careful with how you handle wiping yourself,” I point out, “You either need to use less toilet paper or use more than one flush to get it all down.” “Unlike with toilet-clogging bowel movements, you actually can manage your use and disposal of toilet paper,” I explain. For punishment, I give her both 2 hours of detention and 200 times of “I will not clog toilets in the girls’ room in school again.” And I stipulate that she, too, may serve that detention on days when she has neither basketball practice nor a game. “That’s not so bad,” Julie responds with a smile and a look of relief.” “Well, what you did wasn’t so bad, either,” I tell her, “We certainly don’t want to discourage you from using the toilet when you need to have a bowel movement at school.”
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