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Gangs of New York
Christmas night and my ex-girlfriend and I went to see the movie. Little did we know every seat in the theater would be taken and just as the movie started after ten minutes of previews the ushers jammed groups in empty seats.
A middle aged attractive woman in a royal blue spandex ski suit sat right in front of u separated from her group. From the thirty minute mark she began to squirm. The movie which is almost three hours long so she suffered. To make matters worse the woman next to her crowded her.
The smell made us aware just as the movie came to an end and as the credits started she stood up and the entire seat of her ski suit was lumpy brown and the small was awful.
Poor woman was teased by her friends on the way out.
Christmas night and my ex-girlfriend and I went to see the movie. Little did we know every seat in the theater would be taken and just as the movie started after ten minutes of previews the ushers jammed groups in empty seats.
A middle aged attractive woman in a royal blue spandex ski suit sat right in front of u separated from her group. From the thirty minute mark she began to squirm. The movie which is almost three hours long so she suffered. To make matters worse the woman next to her crowded her.
The smell made us aware just as the movie came to an end and as the credits started she stood up and the entire seat of her ski suit was lumpy brown and the small was awful.
Poor woman was teased by her friends on the way out.
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