Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of Monday, January 20, 2020.
We begin this afternoon’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) with several matters arising from our school’s Math Competition team. Our “Mathletes” had a major competition this weekend -- a 2-day overnight event for the state championship. The results of the competition were a mixed bag for us. While finishing 5th in the entire state is indeed a great accomplishment for our team, many thought the team was the favorite to win the state championship. But that, of course, is not the TVPC’s concern. What does concern us, of course, is the toilet behavior of the girls on the trip and that seems to be a mixed bag as well. While I’m quite pleased to see that there were no panty-soilings on the trip, there were several matters that the TVPC must deal with.
Looking over several cases we have from the 2-day overnight trip, I decide to deal with “Bedwetting” first. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know while cases of panty-wetting -- including wetting in bed -- must come before the TVPC, not all cases of wetting in bed are punished by the TVPC. Whether or not they are punished depends upon the circumstances of each case. This time we have two girls charged with “Bedwetting” -- one of them was to be expected and one of them is quite a surprise indeed.
I first call the name of Millie -- a bright but very shy and quiet honor student. It’s not surprise to see her here as the reddish-haired junior beauty has wet her bed on school trips several times before. In fact, we dealt with on of her bedwetting accidents at our August 27th TVPC Special Session where we dealt with toilet violations occurring at band camp. Millie plays the clarinet in the school band. Bedwetting, unfortunately, seems to be ongoing issue with her. This time she actually wet the bed (or actually the pull-up she was wearing to bed) on BOTH nights of the trip. The poor girl is quite clearly upset and frustrated that this keeps happening to her. “I’m trying really hard,” Millie tells me, “I’m trying really hard, sir, not to wet the bed anymore, but it just keeps happening.” “I’m trying really hard, sir,” she reiterates, “I’d give anything to just not wet the bad anymore.”
“It’s alright, Millie -- You didn’t do anything wrong,” chimes in Miss Norberry, coach of the “Mathlete” team. “We all know how much you’re trying,” the sympathetic Math Teacher tells her, “We all know that it’s not your fault.” Having a sympathetic coach -- and sympathetic teammates, no doubt -- seems to be a big comfort to Millie. But Miss Norberry’s point about it not being Millie’s fault is something the TVPC needs to decide. The TVPC fully understands that wetting in their sleep is not always something a girl can control. Accordingly, it’s only a punishable offense if the girl was negligent in some way to cause the wetting. And faithful readers of the TVPC surely know there are several points that the TVPC must address to determine is Millie’s two “Bedwetting” accidents are punishable.
“According to our records, your last bedwetting on a school trip was at band camp last August,” I note for Millie and for the record. Millie nods her head in acknowledgement of that. That, of course, places Millie on “Bedwetting Probation” -- a probation that lasts for one year from the last bedwetting incident. “Millie wore the pull-ups to bed both nights, Miss Norberry then explains, “I must say that she really did soak them both nights but she did wear the pull-ups just like she was supposed to.” Girls on “Bedwetting Protection” aren’t actually required to wear pull-ups or some other protection to bed, but it obviously makes sense for them to do so. If she had gone without some sort of “bedwetting protection” (as the rules put it) and wet the bed, she would have indeed been punished for it. Specifically, she’d have been punished not only for a “Panty-Wetting” violation but one while representing the school. That is true of any girl who is on “Bedwetting Probation” -- which extends, as noted, for one year after a girl’s last bedwetting. But Millie -- wisely -- did wear the appropriate bedwetting protection and I note that for the record.
Moving on, I also note for the record -- as confirmed by her coach, Miss Norberry -- that Millie did use the bathroom immediately before bed, did not consume alcoholic beverages on the trip, and did not try to hide her wetting in any way. Had any of these conditions not been met, Millie would have been considered “Responsible” for her bedwetting and would therefore be punished for it. “She did everything she was supposed to do,” Miss Norberry confirms, “And when it happened, she was very upfront about it and admitted what she’d done.” “Obviously, she was upset and I guess a little embarrassed,” the pretty and kindly teacher and coach explains, “But she still came to me immediately both times when she woke up with her wet pull-up.
Some of Millie’s “Mathlete” teammates are here to speak on her behalf as well. “She’s trying really hard about the bedwetting and trying to stop,” Blossom, a pretty senior blonde, says, “It’s not her fault what happens in her sleep.” “And she’s trying really hard to do better in other ways, too,” Carly, pretty brunette, points out. The point, apparently, is that she didn’t have any panty-soiling accidents on the trip -- something that’s been an issue for her both in school and on trips before. “And it wasn’t just that she used the bathroom in our hotel room for that, either,” Carly explains, “She actually did that in the regular school girls’ room at the competition -- Blossom went with her.” “That’s right,” Blossom chimes in, nodding her head, “She went with me as we both had to go after that first round on the first day.” “She went in the girls‘ room -- BOTH WAYS -- just like she‘s supposed to do,” the pretty blonde Mathlete adds, smiling over at Millie in the process, “She really is trying to do better all around with her toilet habits.” Millie, in turn, smiles back and mouths a “thank you” to Blossom.
It’s nice to hear that, of course, but it’s really not necessary. “Millie is clearly not at fault for her bedwetting,” I tell them all and not for the record, “She did what she was supposed to do and obviously she will not be punished.” “But it does extend your time on ’Bedwetting Probation,’ though,” I tell her, again noting for the record, “Your ’Bedwetting Probation’ not extends one year from day you wet on the trip.” Millie nods her head in acknowledgement of that.
Moving on to our next bedwetting case, this one is very much a surprise. Alex, a pretty, well-endowed senior brunette, is the next girl so accused. Much unlike the shy, mousey Millie, Alex is quite the outspoken assertive type and she most certainly hasn’t had frequent issues with her toileting -- neither with going to the girls’ room in school when she needs to nor with bedwetting on overnight school trips. But she did unfortunately wet her bed on the second night of the trip this weekend -- not quite as thoroughly as Millie wet into her pull-ups -- but quite a significant bedwetting nonetheless. Alex is, not surprisingly, completely stunned by what happened.
“I just don’t know what happened, sir -- It’s just never been an issue for me before,” the pretty and articulate brunette tells me, “I can’t even remember the last time I wet the bed.” “Well, all I can say is that it happens sometime -- even to the best of us,” Mrs. Crabtree, a TVPC member, tells her, “We can’t always control what happens in our sleep.” “By all accounts, it doesn’t look like you were at fault in what happened,” I explain to Alex, “You may be embarrassed by what happened but unless you were at fault in some way, at least you’re not going to be punished for that happened.” “The TVPC recognizes that bedwetting is a problem that some girls have -- even at your age,” I explain, “It is, of course, a concern of the TVPC, but unless a girl is negligent in some way with respect to it, we don’t punish the girl for it.” “And unlike Millie, you’ve never had bedwetting issues before -- at least not on a school trip,” I explain further -- also noting it for the record, “So obviously there was no requirement that you needed to wear some sort of bedwetting to protect yourself.”
Alex -- actually one of the smartest girls in our school -- clearly understands the rules but it doesn’t make this whole thing any less embarrassing for her. “I know, sir,” Alex tells me, nodding her head, “But just because I’m not going to be punished doesn’t make it any less frustrating.” “I just don’t know what happened, sir,” Alex reiterates, the frustration evident in her voice, “I’ve just never wet the bed before.” “I mean, I know that some girls do, but that’s just never been me,” the pretty and articulate junior brunette continues. “My sister Haley used to wet the bed sometimes and my mom said that she used to have issues with it growing up,” Alex explains, “But it’s just never been an issue for me.” The frustration that the poor girl -- ever the perfectionist -- feels over what happened in quite evident.
Myself and the rest of the TVPC are left just shaking our heads. “I don’t know Alex,” I tell the smart, well-endowed beauty, “I guess it just happens sometimes.” “Maybe it was the pressure of the competition,” I speculate, “Maybe you just worked yourself too hard and were so exhausted that you just didn’t wake up to urinate.” “Yeah -- that definitely could be it,” Miss Norberry chimes in, “Alex has always put a lot of pressure on herself.” “She’s one of our team’s leaders,” the pretty and sympathetic teacher and coach tells us, turning to Alex in the process, “And you places impossible expectations on yourself.” “I can certainly understand how that could lead to a bedwetting or something like that,” Miss Norberry adds.
Turning now to Miss Norberry, we confirm that Alex was not negligent as to her bedwetting. Specifically, we confirm that she did indeed use the bathroom immediately before going to bed, that she had not consumed any alcoholic beverages, and that she immediately reported herself after waking up in a wet bed that morning. Since Alex, unlike Millie, had not previously wet the bed on any school trip, she was not on “Bedwetting Probation.” Therefore, there is no issue with her not having worn any “Bedwetting Protection” to bed that night. All applicable conditions having been met, Alex’s bedwetting will also be marked as “Excused” and Alex, of course, will not receive any punishment from the TVPC. I officially note all that for the record.
But the bedwetting having happened is not without consequences for Alex. Alex, now having wet the bed on a school trip, is now placed on “Bedwetting Probation” for the next year. Alex will now have a choice to make on overnight school trips for the next year. While TVPC rules don’t actually require that she wear “Bedwetting Protection,” Alex would be taking a risk if she doesn’t. Should she wet the bed again while not wearing appropriate bedwetting protection , she would indeed be punished. “That would be a ‘Panty-Wetting’ violation and it would be one while representing the school,” I warn Alex, “And I assume you know the seriousness of that.” Alex nods her head that she does. She doesn’t have to make that decision now but with several upcoming opportunities to represent the school at academic competitions, it certainly gives her something to think about.
Faithful readers of the TVPC should have no trouble recognizing a very pretty, soft-spoken senior brunette named Winnie. Winnie, a mathematics genius, has been before the TVPC numerous times throughout her high school career with panty-soiling accidents -- most recently at our January 3rd TVPC meeting. Regrettably this likeable senior beauty seems to be doing even worse this year with not only three panty-soiling violations but a violation for using a faculty bathroom. She’s a friendly and popular girl except maybe if you have to sit next to her in class when she’s got a load in her panties.
Fortunately for her, she’s not charged with an accident violation on this trip as her punishment for that would be most serious indeed. In fact, as I’m quite surprised to see, her violation involves actually using the toilet there. Specifically, she’s charged with clogging the toilet on the final day of the competition -- her bowel movement in the toilet being so big that it apparently got clogged when she tried to flush it. This comes as quite a surprise indeed -- not only Winnie doing a bowel movement in the toilet there but that such a skinny girl as Winnie could be capable of producing a toilet-clogging bowel movement. Officially, she is charged with a “Category #2” clog -- that is, clogging with a bowel movement and toilet paper. Winnie did use toilet paper to wipe herself after dropping the behemoth bowel movement and, of course, dropped it into the toilet bowl afterwards. Hence, the “Category #2” charge. But it’s really the bowel movement itself that actually clogged the toilet. Though it is indeed a toilet violation -- and, of course, a toilet violation while representing the school -- I must say that I’m impressed that Winnie quite obviously did do her business in the toilet like she was supposed to. I note further that this wasn’t even her using the more private individual bathroom back at her hotel room but a toilet in the school girls’ room during a break in the mathematics competition.
“I must say that I’m impressed to see you having used the girls’ room in the school when you needed to, Winnie,” I happily tell her, “I mean, it’s unfortunate that you ended up clogging it, but I’m certainly glad to see that you did indeed use it.” “It is, of course, a toilet violation for clogging the toilet,” I point out, “But it’s certainly better that you used the toilet and did that than go in your pants again.” “It’s unfortunate that you clogged it,” I reiterate, “But your punishment for that probably won’t be bad at all.” “It’ll certainly be less than you’d have gotten for another panty-soiling and especially one while representing the school,” I note. “Especially with your bowel movement being so big as it was, it’s especially a good thing that you didn’t do it in your pants,” I further point out, “Obviously that would have been quite a mess indeed.” Winnie beams a broad smile. “I bet it feels good to use the toilet,” I tell her, “You must be proud to have made it through the whole weekend without a load in your panties.” Winnie nods her head in agreement with that. “Yes, sir,” she tells me. “I guess the last thing I needed was another mess in my panties,” she tells me further, “I’m just sorry that I clogged the toilet.” “Well, I guess that happens sometimes,” I tell her, “I guess a girl can’t always control the size of a bowel movement.” “About the only thing you CAN control is doing them in the toilet when you need to,” I commend her. Winnie again beams her million-dollar smile.
But Miss Norberry -- uncharacteristically -- doesn’t seem to be as pleased with Winnie’s toilet use as I am. I couldn’t help but notice her shaking her head as I was complimenting her star Mathlete. Naturally, I ask her about that. “Well, it’s not quite as noble as you and Winnie are making it out to be,” Miss Norberry tells me. “I mean, I’m certainly glad that she did use the toilet,” the pretty teacher and coach explains, “I’m certainly glad Winnie didn’t do a load like that in her pants.” “But it’s not like a load that size in the toilet just happens,” she tells us, “For a girl Winnie’s size that’s not exactly a one day load.” Looking over at Winnie, I see her roll her eyes at her coach. “Oh! Don’t start with me, young lady,” she tells Winnie -- in an uncharacteristic angry tone, “We both know what happened -- We both know why that bowel movement of yours was big enough to clog the toilet.”
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of Monday, January 20, 2020.
We begin this afternoon’s session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) with several matters arising from our school’s Math Competition team. Our “Mathletes” had a major competition this weekend -- a 2-day overnight event for the state championship. The results of the competition were a mixed bag for us. While finishing 5th in the entire state is indeed a great accomplishment for our team, many thought the team was the favorite to win the state championship. But that, of course, is not the TVPC’s concern. What does concern us, of course, is the toilet behavior of the girls on the trip and that seems to be a mixed bag as well. While I’m quite pleased to see that there were no panty-soilings on the trip, there were several matters that the TVPC must deal with.
Looking over several cases we have from the 2-day overnight trip, I decide to deal with “Bedwetting” first. Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know while cases of panty-wetting -- including wetting in bed -- must come before the TVPC, not all cases of wetting in bed are punished by the TVPC. Whether or not they are punished depends upon the circumstances of each case. This time we have two girls charged with “Bedwetting” -- one of them was to be expected and one of them is quite a surprise indeed.
I first call the name of Millie -- a bright but very shy and quiet honor student. It’s not surprise to see her here as the reddish-haired junior beauty has wet her bed on school trips several times before. In fact, we dealt with on of her bedwetting accidents at our August 27th TVPC Special Session where we dealt with toilet violations occurring at band camp. Millie plays the clarinet in the school band. Bedwetting, unfortunately, seems to be ongoing issue with her. This time she actually wet the bed (or actually the pull-up she was wearing to bed) on BOTH nights of the trip. The poor girl is quite clearly upset and frustrated that this keeps happening to her. “I’m trying really hard,” Millie tells me, “I’m trying really hard, sir, not to wet the bed anymore, but it just keeps happening.” “I’m trying really hard, sir,” she reiterates, “I’d give anything to just not wet the bad anymore.”
“It’s alright, Millie -- You didn’t do anything wrong,” chimes in Miss Norberry, coach of the “Mathlete” team. “We all know how much you’re trying,” the sympathetic Math Teacher tells her, “We all know that it’s not your fault.” Having a sympathetic coach -- and sympathetic teammates, no doubt -- seems to be a big comfort to Millie. But Miss Norberry’s point about it not being Millie’s fault is something the TVPC needs to decide. The TVPC fully understands that wetting in their sleep is not always something a girl can control. Accordingly, it’s only a punishable offense if the girl was negligent in some way to cause the wetting. And faithful readers of the TVPC surely know there are several points that the TVPC must address to determine is Millie’s two “Bedwetting” accidents are punishable.
“According to our records, your last bedwetting on a school trip was at band camp last August,” I note for Millie and for the record. Millie nods her head in acknowledgement of that. That, of course, places Millie on “Bedwetting Probation” -- a probation that lasts for one year from the last bedwetting incident. “Millie wore the pull-ups to bed both nights, Miss Norberry then explains, “I must say that she really did soak them both nights but she did wear the pull-ups just like she was supposed to.” Girls on “Bedwetting Protection” aren’t actually required to wear pull-ups or some other protection to bed, but it obviously makes sense for them to do so. If she had gone without some sort of “bedwetting protection” (as the rules put it) and wet the bed, she would have indeed been punished for it. Specifically, she’d have been punished not only for a “Panty-Wetting” violation but one while representing the school. That is true of any girl who is on “Bedwetting Probation” -- which extends, as noted, for one year after a girl’s last bedwetting. But Millie -- wisely -- did wear the appropriate bedwetting protection and I note that for the record.
Moving on, I also note for the record -- as confirmed by her coach, Miss Norberry -- that Millie did use the bathroom immediately before bed, did not consume alcoholic beverages on the trip, and did not try to hide her wetting in any way. Had any of these conditions not been met, Millie would have been considered “Responsible” for her bedwetting and would therefore be punished for it. “She did everything she was supposed to do,” Miss Norberry confirms, “And when it happened, she was very upfront about it and admitted what she’d done.” “Obviously, she was upset and I guess a little embarrassed,” the pretty and kindly teacher and coach explains, “But she still came to me immediately both times when she woke up with her wet pull-up.
Some of Millie’s “Mathlete” teammates are here to speak on her behalf as well. “She’s trying really hard about the bedwetting and trying to stop,” Blossom, a pretty senior blonde, says, “It’s not her fault what happens in her sleep.” “And she’s trying really hard to do better in other ways, too,” Carly, pretty brunette, points out. The point, apparently, is that she didn’t have any panty-soiling accidents on the trip -- something that’s been an issue for her both in school and on trips before. “And it wasn’t just that she used the bathroom in our hotel room for that, either,” Carly explains, “She actually did that in the regular school girls’ room at the competition -- Blossom went with her.” “That’s right,” Blossom chimes in, nodding her head, “She went with me as we both had to go after that first round on the first day.” “She went in the girls‘ room -- BOTH WAYS -- just like she‘s supposed to do,” the pretty blonde Mathlete adds, smiling over at Millie in the process, “She really is trying to do better all around with her toilet habits.” Millie, in turn, smiles back and mouths a “thank you” to Blossom.
It’s nice to hear that, of course, but it’s really not necessary. “Millie is clearly not at fault for her bedwetting,” I tell them all and not for the record, “She did what she was supposed to do and obviously she will not be punished.” “But it does extend your time on ’Bedwetting Probation,’ though,” I tell her, again noting for the record, “Your ’Bedwetting Probation’ not extends one year from day you wet on the trip.” Millie nods her head in acknowledgement of that.
Moving on to our next bedwetting case, this one is very much a surprise. Alex, a pretty, well-endowed senior brunette, is the next girl so accused. Much unlike the shy, mousey Millie, Alex is quite the outspoken assertive type and she most certainly hasn’t had frequent issues with her toileting -- neither with going to the girls’ room in school when she needs to nor with bedwetting on overnight school trips. But she did unfortunately wet her bed on the second night of the trip this weekend -- not quite as thoroughly as Millie wet into her pull-ups -- but quite a significant bedwetting nonetheless. Alex is, not surprisingly, completely stunned by what happened.
“I just don’t know what happened, sir -- It’s just never been an issue for me before,” the pretty and articulate brunette tells me, “I can’t even remember the last time I wet the bed.” “Well, all I can say is that it happens sometime -- even to the best of us,” Mrs. Crabtree, a TVPC member, tells her, “We can’t always control what happens in our sleep.” “By all accounts, it doesn’t look like you were at fault in what happened,” I explain to Alex, “You may be embarrassed by what happened but unless you were at fault in some way, at least you’re not going to be punished for that happened.” “The TVPC recognizes that bedwetting is a problem that some girls have -- even at your age,” I explain, “It is, of course, a concern of the TVPC, but unless a girl is negligent in some way with respect to it, we don’t punish the girl for it.” “And unlike Millie, you’ve never had bedwetting issues before -- at least not on a school trip,” I explain further -- also noting it for the record, “So obviously there was no requirement that you needed to wear some sort of bedwetting to protect yourself.”
Alex -- actually one of the smartest girls in our school -- clearly understands the rules but it doesn’t make this whole thing any less embarrassing for her. “I know, sir,” Alex tells me, nodding her head, “But just because I’m not going to be punished doesn’t make it any less frustrating.” “I just don’t know what happened, sir,” Alex reiterates, the frustration evident in her voice, “I’ve just never wet the bed before.” “I mean, I know that some girls do, but that’s just never been me,” the pretty and articulate junior brunette continues. “My sister Haley used to wet the bed sometimes and my mom said that she used to have issues with it growing up,” Alex explains, “But it’s just never been an issue for me.” The frustration that the poor girl -- ever the perfectionist -- feels over what happened in quite evident.
Myself and the rest of the TVPC are left just shaking our heads. “I don’t know Alex,” I tell the smart, well-endowed beauty, “I guess it just happens sometimes.” “Maybe it was the pressure of the competition,” I speculate, “Maybe you just worked yourself too hard and were so exhausted that you just didn’t wake up to urinate.” “Yeah -- that definitely could be it,” Miss Norberry chimes in, “Alex has always put a lot of pressure on herself.” “She’s one of our team’s leaders,” the pretty and sympathetic teacher and coach tells us, turning to Alex in the process, “And you places impossible expectations on yourself.” “I can certainly understand how that could lead to a bedwetting or something like that,” Miss Norberry adds.
Turning now to Miss Norberry, we confirm that Alex was not negligent as to her bedwetting. Specifically, we confirm that she did indeed use the bathroom immediately before going to bed, that she had not consumed any alcoholic beverages, and that she immediately reported herself after waking up in a wet bed that morning. Since Alex, unlike Millie, had not previously wet the bed on any school trip, she was not on “Bedwetting Probation.” Therefore, there is no issue with her not having worn any “Bedwetting Protection” to bed that night. All applicable conditions having been met, Alex’s bedwetting will also be marked as “Excused” and Alex, of course, will not receive any punishment from the TVPC. I officially note all that for the record.
But the bedwetting having happened is not without consequences for Alex. Alex, now having wet the bed on a school trip, is now placed on “Bedwetting Probation” for the next year. Alex will now have a choice to make on overnight school trips for the next year. While TVPC rules don’t actually require that she wear “Bedwetting Protection,” Alex would be taking a risk if she doesn’t. Should she wet the bed again while not wearing appropriate bedwetting protection , she would indeed be punished. “That would be a ‘Panty-Wetting’ violation and it would be one while representing the school,” I warn Alex, “And I assume you know the seriousness of that.” Alex nods her head that she does. She doesn’t have to make that decision now but with several upcoming opportunities to represent the school at academic competitions, it certainly gives her something to think about.
Faithful readers of the TVPC should have no trouble recognizing a very pretty, soft-spoken senior brunette named Winnie. Winnie, a mathematics genius, has been before the TVPC numerous times throughout her high school career with panty-soiling accidents -- most recently at our January 3rd TVPC meeting. Regrettably this likeable senior beauty seems to be doing even worse this year with not only three panty-soiling violations but a violation for using a faculty bathroom. She’s a friendly and popular girl except maybe if you have to sit next to her in class when she’s got a load in her panties.
Fortunately for her, she’s not charged with an accident violation on this trip as her punishment for that would be most serious indeed. In fact, as I’m quite surprised to see, her violation involves actually using the toilet there. Specifically, she’s charged with clogging the toilet on the final day of the competition -- her bowel movement in the toilet being so big that it apparently got clogged when she tried to flush it. This comes as quite a surprise indeed -- not only Winnie doing a bowel movement in the toilet there but that such a skinny girl as Winnie could be capable of producing a toilet-clogging bowel movement. Officially, she is charged with a “Category #2” clog -- that is, clogging with a bowel movement and toilet paper. Winnie did use toilet paper to wipe herself after dropping the behemoth bowel movement and, of course, dropped it into the toilet bowl afterwards. Hence, the “Category #2” charge. But it’s really the bowel movement itself that actually clogged the toilet. Though it is indeed a toilet violation -- and, of course, a toilet violation while representing the school -- I must say that I’m impressed that Winnie quite obviously did do her business in the toilet like she was supposed to. I note further that this wasn’t even her using the more private individual bathroom back at her hotel room but a toilet in the school girls’ room during a break in the mathematics competition.
“I must say that I’m impressed to see you having used the girls’ room in the school when you needed to, Winnie,” I happily tell her, “I mean, it’s unfortunate that you ended up clogging it, but I’m certainly glad to see that you did indeed use it.” “It is, of course, a toilet violation for clogging the toilet,” I point out, “But it’s certainly better that you used the toilet and did that than go in your pants again.” “It’s unfortunate that you clogged it,” I reiterate, “But your punishment for that probably won’t be bad at all.” “It’ll certainly be less than you’d have gotten for another panty-soiling and especially one while representing the school,” I note. “Especially with your bowel movement being so big as it was, it’s especially a good thing that you didn’t do it in your pants,” I further point out, “Obviously that would have been quite a mess indeed.” Winnie beams a broad smile. “I bet it feels good to use the toilet,” I tell her, “You must be proud to have made it through the whole weekend without a load in your panties.” Winnie nods her head in agreement with that. “Yes, sir,” she tells me. “I guess the last thing I needed was another mess in my panties,” she tells me further, “I’m just sorry that I clogged the toilet.” “Well, I guess that happens sometimes,” I tell her, “I guess a girl can’t always control the size of a bowel movement.” “About the only thing you CAN control is doing them in the toilet when you need to,” I commend her. Winnie again beams her million-dollar smile.
But Miss Norberry -- uncharacteristically -- doesn’t seem to be as pleased with Winnie’s toilet use as I am. I couldn’t help but notice her shaking her head as I was complimenting her star Mathlete. Naturally, I ask her about that. “Well, it’s not quite as noble as you and Winnie are making it out to be,” Miss Norberry tells me. “I mean, I’m certainly glad that she did use the toilet,” the pretty teacher and coach explains, “I’m certainly glad Winnie didn’t do a load like that in her pants.” “But it’s not like a load that size in the toilet just happens,” she tells us, “For a girl Winnie’s size that’s not exactly a one day load.” Looking over at Winnie, I see her roll her eyes at her coach. “Oh! Don’t start with me, young lady,” she tells Winnie -- in an uncharacteristic angry tone, “We both know what happened -- We both know why that bowel movement of yours was big enough to clog the toilet.”
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