Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of Tuesday, March 3, 2020.
For the first matter before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon, we have a case -- specifically, a case of panty-soiling -- from yesterday afternoon. Cindy, a shy but athletic sophomore, and backup guard on the girls’ basketball team stands accused of the panty-soiling -- the accident apparently having happened after the conclusion of yesterday’s TVPC session and therefore too late to be included in yesterday’s TVPC business. Coach Teiger, coach of the girls’ basketball team, has filed the Violation Report against Cindy so I’m assuming her panty-soiling happened as a member of the basketball team. The quiet sophomore beauty -- as she stands before the TVPC in her basketball practice sweatpants -- does appear to be doing so in clean panties today. Many of her basketball teammates are here as well as is, of course, Coach Teiger. Suffice to say, Coach Teiger is not happy with her.
“Disgusting!” Coach Teiger angrily yells at Cindy. “Disgraceful!” she tells the girl in an equally harsh tone. “How can a girl your age do something like that?” the strict blonde-haired coach asks her, “How can a girl your age not go in the toilet when she needs to?” “How can a girl your age just mess in her panties like that,” Coach Teiger continues -- ANGRILY, “That was just utterly disgraceful!” “Shame on you, young lady -- Just shame on you,” she adds as Cindy just stands there in tears. “I had high hopes for you even though it’s only your FIRST YEAR on varsity,“ she tells the girl, “But the FACTS OF LIFE are that you need to be doing your business in the toilet instead of your pants.“ Coach Teiger does seem a bit harsh but it’s not like Cindy hasn’t soiled her panties before and it’s hardly the first time as a member of the girls’ basketball team, either.
But before getting any further into this matter we need to clarify something. “Well, apparently, there’s no doubt that Cindy did indeed mess in her panties,” I note, “But I do need to clarify whether this happened at practice or at an actual game.” As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, having an accident at a game would garner the sophomore far more punishment than having one at practice. Athletes and others (band, cheerleaders, etc) at games and other events are considered to be representing the school and toilet violations by girls in that capacity are considered more serious violations. An accident at practice, on the other hand, is no different than any other accident happening in school.
Coach Teiger has always had mixed feelings about this distinction. “It’s no less disgusting and disgraceful when a girl does it at practice than when she does it a game,” Coach Teiger argues. “Well, maybe so,” I tell the coach, “But at least when it happens at practice, she doesn’t embarrass our school in front of other schools or the public at large.” “Well, I guess so,” Coach Teiger responds, nodding her head, “I’m just thinking that maybe if we punished accidents at practice and in school as bad as we punished accidents at games, then girls like Cindy wouldn’t keep having them.” With that she turns and glares directly at her toilet-troubled backup guard. “I mean, if the punishments were bad enough, I have to think that even she would have to think twice about trying to hold it in when she knows she needs to go,” the pretty blonde-haired coach adds, purportedly addressing me but quite obviously directing her comments more to Cindy
“I take it then that this happened at PRACTICE yesterday?” I ask. “Yes it did, Mr. Chairman,” the coach confirms, “It happened toward the end of practice yesterday -- too late for me to bring her before the TVPC yesterday.” For Cindy, in particular, this distinction is quite important since she already has a panty-soiling while representing the school this year -- specifically, while she competing as a member of the girls’ cross-country team back in October. But then again, she also has a panty-soiling at basketball practice back in November and another in school back in October. So either way, it doesn’t look like the pretty sophomore is going to get off easy today. “Your toilet habits are indeed shameful,” I also tell the toilet-troubled beauty, “I hate to be harsh but don’t you think it’s long past time you learned to use the toilet when you need to -- even when you have to do more than just urinate.” “Yes, sir,” she then tells me, but too embarrassed to even look me in the eye in the process.
Turning back to Coach Teiger, she reports that everything seemed to be going fine at practice when all of a sudden Cindy just seemed to freeze in place. “Obviously, I know that look on her face -- Obviously, I could tell by how rigidly she was standing,” the pretty blonde-haired Basketball Coach reports, “Obviously, I could tell that she was holding in a bowel movement and it now had gotten quite desperate.” “Of course, I immediately pointed her to the girls’ locker room,” Coach Teiger continues, “But Cindy just stood there like she was paralyzed.” That last comment raises a few eyebrows on the committee. It raises the issue of whether Cindy should be charged with going in her pants on purpose. “We can’t really call it an accident if she made no attempt to hold it in or go to the girls’ room,” I note, “If she just stood there and let it happen in her pants, that would no longer be considered a panty-soiling ACCIDENT.” Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, that a girl going in her pants on purpose is a more serious violation than a girl who simply has an accident.
But Coach Teiger just shakes her head. “I’m reasonably certain she was at least trying to hold it in, Mr. Chairman,” she tells me, “She was frozen there with her legs tightly crossed and her butt cheeks tightly clenched -- she was clearly trying to hold it in.” “She wasn’t going to the girls’ room because she couldn’t unclench her butt cheeks or uncross her legs without losing control,” the coach explains. “But it’s not like she had any intention of going to the girls’ room in the first place,” Coach Teiger explains further, “If she had, she never would have been in that position in the first place.” “Just because she was trying to hold it in at that moment shouldn’t excuse her from the extra punishment for going in her pants intentionally,” she argues, “I mean, if she has no intention of actually doing it in the girls’ room and she’s just trying to hold it in until she eventually goes in her pants anyway, how is that NOT going in her pants on purpose.”
But Cindy contradicts her coach’s account of the situation. “It’s not like that,” she says, “I know I don’t like going #2 and stuff at school but it’s not like I wanted to go in my pants, either.” “Obviously, I’d rather not go in my pants,” she tells her coach, “I hate going in my pants.” “Well, you’d obviously rather hold it in than go in your pants -- that’s not the question,” Coach Teiger then responds, “But it certainly doesn’t seem like you’d rather go in the toilet than go in your pants.” “I mean, it’s not like you haven’t done this before,” she lectures the girl, “This is the second time you’ve done it at basketball practice and I know you did it at a Cross-Country match last fall, too.” “And I know you’ve got at least one accident in class as well,” Coach Teiger continues, “That doesn’t sound like someone who prefers to use the school bathroom over going in her pants.” “I mean, if you’d prefer to go in the toilet rather than go in your pants, you wouldn’t have had all these accidents, would you?” she interrogates Cindy, “These accidents obviously wouldn’t be happening if you were using the toilet when you need to.”
“And how many more have you barely avoided?” Coach Teiger continues, “How many times did you just get lucky in holding it in when you really should have gone and used the toilet instead.” Her coach’s last line really seems to have struck at Cindy -- like the girl knows she‘s lucky she hasn‘t done this more. “When you’re in school and need to have a bowel movement, you need to go to the girls’ room and do it,” Coach Teiger tells the girl in a stern tone, “You shouldn’t be waiting and trying to hold it in when you obviously need to go.” The coach further points out that though she generally likes the girls to wait for a break in practice to go use the bathroom, there are obviously exceptions when there is an emergency. “Obviously, I’d rather you go use the girls’ room immediately if you need to,” she says, “Obviously, I’d rather have you disrupt practice with a trip to the girls’ room than to have an accident in your pants”
But Cindy, through her tears, again says it wasn’t like that. She says that she couldn’t help it this time. “It all just happened really suddenly,” she tells us, “I don’t know what happened.” “One minute I’m just going through practice with everyone else,” she explains, “And the next thing I had to go really, really bad.” “I’m sorry, sir -- I’m sorry, Ma’am,” she tells me and her coach respectively, “I know it’s gross -- I know it’s shameful -- but I just couldn’t help it.” “I’m sorry,” she reiterates, “I’m sorry I had another accident but I just couldn’t help it.” “I was trying to hold it in -- I was trying to get control of myself so I could get to the girls’ locker room to do it.” Cindy then explains that it just started coming out in her pants -- she went from not having to go all that bad to having to go really, really bad to having to go so bad that she couldn’t even make it to the girls’ room in time.
As Cindy tells her story -- obviously embarrassed as evidenced by the tears flowing freely down her face -- I can’t help but notice that Coach Teiger seems a but skeptical. Teammate’s teammates, however, -- well, they’re more than just a bit skeptical. A few of them, in fact, can’t hold back that skepticism.
“Oh Please! -- Give us a break already!” calls out Mary, gorgeous blonde and the team’s leading scorer, “You were holding it in since the beginning of practice and who knows how long before that.” “Really, Cindy,” chimes in Maddie, the starting point guard on the team, “It’s bad enough that you go in your pants but at least don’t lie about it.” “It’s not like we didn’t all know you were holding it in like Mary said,” adds Julie, a senior reserve forward nicknamed “HANG TIME.” “I mean, maybe you did just suddenly lose control like you said,” she tells her toilet-troubled teammate, “But what do you expect is going to happen when you just keep trying to hold it in.” “You really need to just go in the toilet when you need to,” Maddie, an outgoing sophomore blonde, chimes back in, “It really is disgusting when you go in your pants like that.” “And it’s really shameful to be still be doing that at your age,” she adds, shaking her head, “You really need to stop doing that.”
But Cindy, in a bit of an angry tone, says that she knows that. But THAT tone angers her coach a bit. “You say that you know that?” she questions Cindy rhetorically, “You know it’s gross and shameful and disgusting but you do it anyway?” But Cindy counters that the toilets in the girls’ locker room are gross and disgusting as well. “It’s not like I want to go in my pants,” she says again, “I know it’s gross but it’s gross having to do it in the girls’ locker room bathroom, too.” “It’s not as gross as going in your pants!” Mary quickly snaps back. “I mean no one actually likes going to the bathroom in there, especially when you gotta do you know what,” she lectures the girl, an angry tone in her own voice, “But it’s certainly a lot better than doing it in our pants.”
Julie (aka HANG TIME) then chimes in, decidedly more sympathetic. She suggests to Cindy that when she needs to go, she should use the girls’ room up on the 2nd floor, or in the Science Wing, or in the New Addition before coming down to practice. The tall senior beauty points out that she’s kind of used to doing it in the girls’ locker room when she needs to now, but that she used to do that in order to avoid the girls’ locker room toilets. “I don’t really care so much about it now,” Julie tells her toilet-troubled teammate, “But I used to always make sure to take care of that particular business upstairs before coming down to practice.” But Cindy claims again that she didn’t have to go then -- that she didn’t have to go until well after practice had already started.
“Come off it already, Cindy,” Mary then yells out, “Just stop lying about it already and just admit what you did.” This time even Julie, although a bit more sympathetic, cannot help but give the girl a prolonged disapproving look. That prompts the girl to respond again. “Look, I know the bathrooms are better upstairs -- I do go in there when I’m really desperate and need to,” she says in a bit of an angry, or at least aggravated, tone. “It’s better than having to go in the girls’ locker room but that’s not to say that I like that, either,” Cindy then explains, “I still would rather hold it in and go at home than do it anywhere at school.” “Why would I want to go at school if I could hold it in until I got home?” she asks no one in particular. “But you didn’t hold it in -- you went in your pants instead,” Maddie then reminds her, “You did a big, smelly, disgusting mess in your pants.” “And Coach is right, Cindy,” Maddie lectures her, “At your age this really has to stop.”
Cindy, now obviously even more agitated, lashes back at her teammates. “Look -- it’s not like I do it on purpose,” the sophomore angrily tells her teammates, “It’s not like I like having messes in my panties.” “Do you really think I like it? -- Do you really think I like how that feels?” she asks them rhetorically, “Don’t you think I want to stop having accidents?” Breaking down in tears again, she admonishes her teammates to “leave her alone.” “It’s none of your business anyway,” she angrily tells them.
But just as I’m about to bang my gavel and agree with her, Mary speaks up again. “It is my business when we all have to get punished, too,” Mary tells her, in no uncertain terms. The comment raises a few eyebrows on the TVPC and in the committee room. Coach Teiger then explains her policy that everyone on the team is responsible for what any girl on the team does. She tells us that when rules are violated, the whole team runs sprints after practice. “Obviously, that includes girls going to the bathroom in their pants,” Coach Teiger explains, “That’s 10 sprints for the whole team while the girl who actually had the accident has to run 25.” “That kind of gives the whole team an incentive to keep their teammates in line with the rules,” the pretty but strict coach adds.
“The rest of us are getting kind of tired of having to run sprints because of you,” Mary then tells Cindy, while her teammates all nod their heads in agreement. “All that just because you refuse to go use the toilet when you need to,” the pretty blonde basketball star adds.
“Well, it’s not exactly something I like doing, either,” Cindy answers them back, “And I had to run 25 when you all only had to run 10 of them.” “And I had to run mine with a mess in my panties,” the sophomore beauty also points out, “Do you have any idea how awful it feels to have to run with poop in your pants?” “Well, you were the one who did it,” Mary then snaps back immediately, “You were the one who actually did go in your pants.” “You had to run the 25 sprints because you were the one who actually had the accident,” Mary reiterates, “The rest of us used the toilet like we were supposed to and only had to run because of you.” “And if you don’t want to have to run with poop in your pants,” Coach Teiger suggests to her, “Then I’d highly recommend you not do poop in your pants in the first place.”
Moving on to the consideration of Cindy’s punishment, Coach Teiger argues for the maximum. “I’ve really had it with her and her accidents,” the pretty blonde coach tells us, “I know this one wasn’t an accident while representing the school but it’s the second time she’s done it a practice and I know she has others this year.” The coach is right. It’s her fourth panty-soiling accident of the school year and one of those (during Cross-Country season in the fall) was indeed a panty-soiling wile representing the school. Additionally, she’s got a violation for “Leaving School Grounds To Go Use The Bathroom“ a few minor violations. “Obviously, this is quite a shameful toilet record, young lady,” I admonish her, “And quite obviously the time for being lenient with you has long passed.” “It’s too bad you’re not standing before us now with your messy panties,” I tell her, “Because I’d most certainly be sentencing you to a trip down the hall to clean your mess.” “But that will most certainly happen if you mess in your panties again,” I warn her, “And if you have to do that under Coach Teiger’s supervision, then so be it.” In keeping with that, I then authorize that should she mess in her panties at practice again or, worse yet, at a game, Coach Teiger is authorized to have her clean up the mess right then and there. Coach Teiger, not surprisingly, willingly accepts responsibility for that. “I’ll let you decide if she has to clean it up before or after she runs her sprints,” I tell the coach. “Oh, she’ll run first and then clean up the mess,” Coach Teiger explains with a wide grin on her face -- a grin most sternly delivered in the direction of her toilet-troubled sophomore reserve.
In the meantime, Cindy is first sentenced to write, “I will not soil my panties in school or at basketball practice again” 1,000 times. Further, she is sentenced to a full week of detention with the time spent sitting on the toilet in the girls’ locker room. Cindy lets out an audible groan at that. “The girls’ locker room bathroom is where you should have done your bowel movement in the first place,” I remind her, “So that’s where you’ll have to do your toilet sitting punishment.” I also sentence her to do the same during her 5th period study hall for the next 2 weeks. “Just think, Cindy,” I remind her, “Had you just done your bowel movement in the toilet -- even upstairs like Julie suggested -- you wouldn’t be having to do any of this now.” The poor girl has no answer to that.
My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of Tuesday, March 3, 2020.
For the first matter before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon, we have a case -- specifically, a case of panty-soiling -- from yesterday afternoon. Cindy, a shy but athletic sophomore, and backup guard on the girls’ basketball team stands accused of the panty-soiling -- the accident apparently having happened after the conclusion of yesterday’s TVPC session and therefore too late to be included in yesterday’s TVPC business. Coach Teiger, coach of the girls’ basketball team, has filed the Violation Report against Cindy so I’m assuming her panty-soiling happened as a member of the basketball team. The quiet sophomore beauty -- as she stands before the TVPC in her basketball practice sweatpants -- does appear to be doing so in clean panties today. Many of her basketball teammates are here as well as is, of course, Coach Teiger. Suffice to say, Coach Teiger is not happy with her.
“Disgusting!” Coach Teiger angrily yells at Cindy. “Disgraceful!” she tells the girl in an equally harsh tone. “How can a girl your age do something like that?” the strict blonde-haired coach asks her, “How can a girl your age not go in the toilet when she needs to?” “How can a girl your age just mess in her panties like that,” Coach Teiger continues -- ANGRILY, “That was just utterly disgraceful!” “Shame on you, young lady -- Just shame on you,” she adds as Cindy just stands there in tears. “I had high hopes for you even though it’s only your FIRST YEAR on varsity,“ she tells the girl, “But the FACTS OF LIFE are that you need to be doing your business in the toilet instead of your pants.“ Coach Teiger does seem a bit harsh but it’s not like Cindy hasn’t soiled her panties before and it’s hardly the first time as a member of the girls’ basketball team, either.
But before getting any further into this matter we need to clarify something. “Well, apparently, there’s no doubt that Cindy did indeed mess in her panties,” I note, “But I do need to clarify whether this happened at practice or at an actual game.” As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, having an accident at a game would garner the sophomore far more punishment than having one at practice. Athletes and others (band, cheerleaders, etc) at games and other events are considered to be representing the school and toilet violations by girls in that capacity are considered more serious violations. An accident at practice, on the other hand, is no different than any other accident happening in school.
Coach Teiger has always had mixed feelings about this distinction. “It’s no less disgusting and disgraceful when a girl does it at practice than when she does it a game,” Coach Teiger argues. “Well, maybe so,” I tell the coach, “But at least when it happens at practice, she doesn’t embarrass our school in front of other schools or the public at large.” “Well, I guess so,” Coach Teiger responds, nodding her head, “I’m just thinking that maybe if we punished accidents at practice and in school as bad as we punished accidents at games, then girls like Cindy wouldn’t keep having them.” With that she turns and glares directly at her toilet-troubled backup guard. “I mean, if the punishments were bad enough, I have to think that even she would have to think twice about trying to hold it in when she knows she needs to go,” the pretty blonde-haired coach adds, purportedly addressing me but quite obviously directing her comments more to Cindy
“I take it then that this happened at PRACTICE yesterday?” I ask. “Yes it did, Mr. Chairman,” the coach confirms, “It happened toward the end of practice yesterday -- too late for me to bring her before the TVPC yesterday.” For Cindy, in particular, this distinction is quite important since she already has a panty-soiling while representing the school this year -- specifically, while she competing as a member of the girls’ cross-country team back in October. But then again, she also has a panty-soiling at basketball practice back in November and another in school back in October. So either way, it doesn’t look like the pretty sophomore is going to get off easy today. “Your toilet habits are indeed shameful,” I also tell the toilet-troubled beauty, “I hate to be harsh but don’t you think it’s long past time you learned to use the toilet when you need to -- even when you have to do more than just urinate.” “Yes, sir,” she then tells me, but too embarrassed to even look me in the eye in the process.
Turning back to Coach Teiger, she reports that everything seemed to be going fine at practice when all of a sudden Cindy just seemed to freeze in place. “Obviously, I know that look on her face -- Obviously, I could tell by how rigidly she was standing,” the pretty blonde-haired Basketball Coach reports, “Obviously, I could tell that she was holding in a bowel movement and it now had gotten quite desperate.” “Of course, I immediately pointed her to the girls’ locker room,” Coach Teiger continues, “But Cindy just stood there like she was paralyzed.” That last comment raises a few eyebrows on the committee. It raises the issue of whether Cindy should be charged with going in her pants on purpose. “We can’t really call it an accident if she made no attempt to hold it in or go to the girls’ room,” I note, “If she just stood there and let it happen in her pants, that would no longer be considered a panty-soiling ACCIDENT.” Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, that a girl going in her pants on purpose is a more serious violation than a girl who simply has an accident.
But Coach Teiger just shakes her head. “I’m reasonably certain she was at least trying to hold it in, Mr. Chairman,” she tells me, “She was frozen there with her legs tightly crossed and her butt cheeks tightly clenched -- she was clearly trying to hold it in.” “She wasn’t going to the girls’ room because she couldn’t unclench her butt cheeks or uncross her legs without losing control,” the coach explains. “But it’s not like she had any intention of going to the girls’ room in the first place,” Coach Teiger explains further, “If she had, she never would have been in that position in the first place.” “Just because she was trying to hold it in at that moment shouldn’t excuse her from the extra punishment for going in her pants intentionally,” she argues, “I mean, if she has no intention of actually doing it in the girls’ room and she’s just trying to hold it in until she eventually goes in her pants anyway, how is that NOT going in her pants on purpose.”
But Cindy contradicts her coach’s account of the situation. “It’s not like that,” she says, “I know I don’t like going #2 and stuff at school but it’s not like I wanted to go in my pants, either.” “Obviously, I’d rather not go in my pants,” she tells her coach, “I hate going in my pants.” “Well, you’d obviously rather hold it in than go in your pants -- that’s not the question,” Coach Teiger then responds, “But it certainly doesn’t seem like you’d rather go in the toilet than go in your pants.” “I mean, it’s not like you haven’t done this before,” she lectures the girl, “This is the second time you’ve done it at basketball practice and I know you did it at a Cross-Country match last fall, too.” “And I know you’ve got at least one accident in class as well,” Coach Teiger continues, “That doesn’t sound like someone who prefers to use the school bathroom over going in her pants.” “I mean, if you’d prefer to go in the toilet rather than go in your pants, you wouldn’t have had all these accidents, would you?” she interrogates Cindy, “These accidents obviously wouldn’t be happening if you were using the toilet when you need to.”
“And how many more have you barely avoided?” Coach Teiger continues, “How many times did you just get lucky in holding it in when you really should have gone and used the toilet instead.” Her coach’s last line really seems to have struck at Cindy -- like the girl knows she‘s lucky she hasn‘t done this more. “When you’re in school and need to have a bowel movement, you need to go to the girls’ room and do it,” Coach Teiger tells the girl in a stern tone, “You shouldn’t be waiting and trying to hold it in when you obviously need to go.” The coach further points out that though she generally likes the girls to wait for a break in practice to go use the bathroom, there are obviously exceptions when there is an emergency. “Obviously, I’d rather you go use the girls’ room immediately if you need to,” she says, “Obviously, I’d rather have you disrupt practice with a trip to the girls’ room than to have an accident in your pants”
But Cindy, through her tears, again says it wasn’t like that. She says that she couldn’t help it this time. “It all just happened really suddenly,” she tells us, “I don’t know what happened.” “One minute I’m just going through practice with everyone else,” she explains, “And the next thing I had to go really, really bad.” “I’m sorry, sir -- I’m sorry, Ma’am,” she tells me and her coach respectively, “I know it’s gross -- I know it’s shameful -- but I just couldn’t help it.” “I’m sorry,” she reiterates, “I’m sorry I had another accident but I just couldn’t help it.” “I was trying to hold it in -- I was trying to get control of myself so I could get to the girls’ locker room to do it.” Cindy then explains that it just started coming out in her pants -- she went from not having to go all that bad to having to go really, really bad to having to go so bad that she couldn’t even make it to the girls’ room in time.
As Cindy tells her story -- obviously embarrassed as evidenced by the tears flowing freely down her face -- I can’t help but notice that Coach Teiger seems a but skeptical. Teammate’s teammates, however, -- well, they’re more than just a bit skeptical. A few of them, in fact, can’t hold back that skepticism.
“Oh Please! -- Give us a break already!” calls out Mary, gorgeous blonde and the team’s leading scorer, “You were holding it in since the beginning of practice and who knows how long before that.” “Really, Cindy,” chimes in Maddie, the starting point guard on the team, “It’s bad enough that you go in your pants but at least don’t lie about it.” “It’s not like we didn’t all know you were holding it in like Mary said,” adds Julie, a senior reserve forward nicknamed “HANG TIME.” “I mean, maybe you did just suddenly lose control like you said,” she tells her toilet-troubled teammate, “But what do you expect is going to happen when you just keep trying to hold it in.” “You really need to just go in the toilet when you need to,” Maddie, an outgoing sophomore blonde, chimes back in, “It really is disgusting when you go in your pants like that.” “And it’s really shameful to be still be doing that at your age,” she adds, shaking her head, “You really need to stop doing that.”
But Cindy, in a bit of an angry tone, says that she knows that. But THAT tone angers her coach a bit. “You say that you know that?” she questions Cindy rhetorically, “You know it’s gross and shameful and disgusting but you do it anyway?” But Cindy counters that the toilets in the girls’ locker room are gross and disgusting as well. “It’s not like I want to go in my pants,” she says again, “I know it’s gross but it’s gross having to do it in the girls’ locker room bathroom, too.” “It’s not as gross as going in your pants!” Mary quickly snaps back. “I mean no one actually likes going to the bathroom in there, especially when you gotta do you know what,” she lectures the girl, an angry tone in her own voice, “But it’s certainly a lot better than doing it in our pants.”
Julie (aka HANG TIME) then chimes in, decidedly more sympathetic. She suggests to Cindy that when she needs to go, she should use the girls’ room up on the 2nd floor, or in the Science Wing, or in the New Addition before coming down to practice. The tall senior beauty points out that she’s kind of used to doing it in the girls’ locker room when she needs to now, but that she used to do that in order to avoid the girls’ locker room toilets. “I don’t really care so much about it now,” Julie tells her toilet-troubled teammate, “But I used to always make sure to take care of that particular business upstairs before coming down to practice.” But Cindy claims again that she didn’t have to go then -- that she didn’t have to go until well after practice had already started.
“Come off it already, Cindy,” Mary then yells out, “Just stop lying about it already and just admit what you did.” This time even Julie, although a bit more sympathetic, cannot help but give the girl a prolonged disapproving look. That prompts the girl to respond again. “Look, I know the bathrooms are better upstairs -- I do go in there when I’m really desperate and need to,” she says in a bit of an angry, or at least aggravated, tone. “It’s better than having to go in the girls’ locker room but that’s not to say that I like that, either,” Cindy then explains, “I still would rather hold it in and go at home than do it anywhere at school.” “Why would I want to go at school if I could hold it in until I got home?” she asks no one in particular. “But you didn’t hold it in -- you went in your pants instead,” Maddie then reminds her, “You did a big, smelly, disgusting mess in your pants.” “And Coach is right, Cindy,” Maddie lectures her, “At your age this really has to stop.”
Cindy, now obviously even more agitated, lashes back at her teammates. “Look -- it’s not like I do it on purpose,” the sophomore angrily tells her teammates, “It’s not like I like having messes in my panties.” “Do you really think I like it? -- Do you really think I like how that feels?” she asks them rhetorically, “Don’t you think I want to stop having accidents?” Breaking down in tears again, she admonishes her teammates to “leave her alone.” “It’s none of your business anyway,” she angrily tells them.
But just as I’m about to bang my gavel and agree with her, Mary speaks up again. “It is my business when we all have to get punished, too,” Mary tells her, in no uncertain terms. The comment raises a few eyebrows on the TVPC and in the committee room. Coach Teiger then explains her policy that everyone on the team is responsible for what any girl on the team does. She tells us that when rules are violated, the whole team runs sprints after practice. “Obviously, that includes girls going to the bathroom in their pants,” Coach Teiger explains, “That’s 10 sprints for the whole team while the girl who actually had the accident has to run 25.” “That kind of gives the whole team an incentive to keep their teammates in line with the rules,” the pretty but strict coach adds.
“The rest of us are getting kind of tired of having to run sprints because of you,” Mary then tells Cindy, while her teammates all nod their heads in agreement. “All that just because you refuse to go use the toilet when you need to,” the pretty blonde basketball star adds.
“Well, it’s not exactly something I like doing, either,” Cindy answers them back, “And I had to run 25 when you all only had to run 10 of them.” “And I had to run mine with a mess in my panties,” the sophomore beauty also points out, “Do you have any idea how awful it feels to have to run with poop in your pants?” “Well, you were the one who did it,” Mary then snaps back immediately, “You were the one who actually did go in your pants.” “You had to run the 25 sprints because you were the one who actually had the accident,” Mary reiterates, “The rest of us used the toilet like we were supposed to and only had to run because of you.” “And if you don’t want to have to run with poop in your pants,” Coach Teiger suggests to her, “Then I’d highly recommend you not do poop in your pants in the first place.”
Moving on to the consideration of Cindy’s punishment, Coach Teiger argues for the maximum. “I’ve really had it with her and her accidents,” the pretty blonde coach tells us, “I know this one wasn’t an accident while representing the school but it’s the second time she’s done it a practice and I know she has others this year.” The coach is right. It’s her fourth panty-soiling accident of the school year and one of those (during Cross-Country season in the fall) was indeed a panty-soiling wile representing the school. Additionally, she’s got a violation for “Leaving School Grounds To Go Use The Bathroom“ a few minor violations. “Obviously, this is quite a shameful toilet record, young lady,” I admonish her, “And quite obviously the time for being lenient with you has long passed.” “It’s too bad you’re not standing before us now with your messy panties,” I tell her, “Because I’d most certainly be sentencing you to a trip down the hall to clean your mess.” “But that will most certainly happen if you mess in your panties again,” I warn her, “And if you have to do that under Coach Teiger’s supervision, then so be it.” In keeping with that, I then authorize that should she mess in her panties at practice again or, worse yet, at a game, Coach Teiger is authorized to have her clean up the mess right then and there. Coach Teiger, not surprisingly, willingly accepts responsibility for that. “I’ll let you decide if she has to clean it up before or after she runs her sprints,” I tell the coach. “Oh, she’ll run first and then clean up the mess,” Coach Teiger explains with a wide grin on her face -- a grin most sternly delivered in the direction of her toilet-troubled sophomore reserve.
In the meantime, Cindy is first sentenced to write, “I will not soil my panties in school or at basketball practice again” 1,000 times. Further, she is sentenced to a full week of detention with the time spent sitting on the toilet in the girls’ locker room. Cindy lets out an audible groan at that. “The girls’ locker room bathroom is where you should have done your bowel movement in the first place,” I remind her, “So that’s where you’ll have to do your toilet sitting punishment.” I also sentence her to do the same during her 5th period study hall for the next 2 weeks. “Just think, Cindy,” I remind her, “Had you just done your bowel movement in the toilet -- even upstairs like Julie suggested -- you wouldn’t be having to do any of this now.” The poor girl has no answer to that.
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