Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

[Arnold Ziffel]

Welcome to a session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) – this writer’s favorite fantasy. The story takes place in a high school not unlike other high schools. In this high school, however, there are strict rules regarding the toileting behavior of the school’s female students. Those who break the school toilet rules (including the rules against going to the bathroom in your pants) are brought before the TVPC to have their cases heard and their punishment given out if they are guilty. Meetings of the TVPC are called to order at 3:10 PM each school day in the TVPC meeting room – Room 222 of the high school. It should be noted that where this story takes place you need to be 18 in order to enter high school so all persons depicted, even though entirely fictional, are at least 18 years of age.

My name is Arnold Ziffel and I’m chairman of the TVPC. What follows are the summary minutes of the TVPC meeting of Thursday, March 26, 2020.

The first matter before the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee (TVPC) this afternoon, is a matter from yesterday afternoon. It’s a matter that apparently happened after school yesterday -- too late to be included as part of yesterday’s business. Looking over the Violation Report in this case, however, leaves me a bit puzzled. It’s a panty-soiling case -- and one of the more serious “while representing the school” variety -- but some of the details seem unclear. So charged is Hermoine -- a pretty sophomore honor student with a simply magical personality. She is charged with messing in her panties at a Quidditch match after school yesterday -- the season opening match against Mahoutokoro. Mrs. McGonagall, an English Teacher at our school, who was in attendance at the match yesterday at Mahoutokoro, has filed the charge against her. Hermoine, of course, stands before us in clean panties today but according to the Violation Report filed by Mrs. McGonagall, her panty-soiling yesterday was quite a large and messy one. The pretty sophomore seems quite embarrassed at that particular detail being brought out.

Mrs. McGonagall reports that they only had port-o-potties at the field over at Mahoutokoro and they were indeed quite gross. “There was a large crowd at the match, Mr. Chairman, and I suppose those port-o-potties got a lot of use,” the teacher reports, “I suppose they may have been clean and didn’t smell at first but they were quite disgusting indeed by halftime when I went to use one.” “There were four of them there and each was more disgusting than the other,” Mrs. McGonagall notes, “Fortunately, I only had to pee -- err, I mean urinate.” “I just went in there and did a quick squat getting in and out of there as quickly as possible,” she continues, “I didn’t bother to even wipe myself -- I just wanted to get out of there as fast as I could.”

Motioning for her to speed it up a bit, I ask her to get to the part about what Hermoine did at the match. “O.K., Mr. Chairman,” she tells me, “I just wanted to make it clear that the bathroom facilities there were indeed really, really gross.” “I mean, obviously it’s not an excuse for a girl going in her pants instead,” she notes, “But I certainly understand why Hermoine was reluctant to sit down and do a bowel movement in one of those things.” “I’m just really glad that I only had to urinate there,” the articulate English Teacher reiterates, “If I had to do the other, I’m really not sure what I would have done.” That last comment raises a few eyebrows on the TVPC. “Well, I certainly hope that you would have gone in the toilet rather than go in your panties,” I admonish Mrs. McGonagall, “I’d really hate to hear of a teacher messing in her panties at a school athletic event.”

Turning now to Hermoine, the sophomore beauty admits that it was indeed a matter of her not wanting to use one of the port-o-potties at the match. “I don’t know but I just couldn’t -- I just couldn’t sit down and do it in one of those things,” Hermoine tells us, shaking her head, “I checked every one of them and all four were completely disgusting.” “They all smelled like you know what,” she tells us, “And all the toilet seats were dripping wet.” “I know it’s gross -- I know it’s more gross to go in my pants than go in the toilet,” she says, “But I just couldn’t sit down and do it in one of those port-o-potties.” Pausing a moment, the well-spoken honor student then tells us simply, “I had an accident -- I tried to hold it in -- but I just had an accident instead.” She says that she almost made it to the end of the match and for most of the match she really thought that she was going to make it. “I was managing it and then suddenly I just had to go really, really bad,” she explains, “Then I just lost it and it all came out in my pants.”

Asking her next about the severity of her accident, Hermoine claims it really wasn’t that bad. “I mean, I guess it’s bad anytime to have a mess in your panties,” she says, “It’s just gross and it feels really awful.” “But it wasn’t like it was particularly bad -- like more than just a regular bowel movement,” Hermoine argues, “It’s just that it was kind of soft and it spread more easily once it was already in my panties.” But Mrs. McGonagall just gives her a look. “Come on, Hermoine, it was pretty bad,” she argues, “It was clear that your panties couldn’t contain it, and the mess was already all over the seat of your jeans.” The implication, of course, is that she’s making a case for Hermoine to receive a more substantial punishment based on it being a particularly bad accident. That on top of her already receiving a worse punishment for it being a panty-soiling while representing the school at a sporting event.

But before even getting to the question of the severity of her mess, we have to resolve another matter. “Is Hermoine a member of our Quidditch team?” I ask, “Or is she a manager of the Quidditch team or actually affiliated with the team in any way?” Hermoine answers that she is not and Mrs. McGonagall acknowledges that she has no reason to dispute that. “I don’t think she is,” the English Teacher answers, “I’m pretty sure she was only sitting in the stands watching the match.” “That and cheering for our team,” she adds, “Hermoine is apparently a big Quidditch fan.”

Taking a moment to consider the implications of that, Mrs. McGonagall acknowledges that she’ll have to amend the Violation Report she filed. “Well, I guess then that it’s not an accident while representing the school,” she acknowledges, “I guess I’ll have to just charge her with a regular panty-soiling then.” “I guess that’s for the best,” she says, “I’d really hate to see her get punished that bad when the port-o-potties there were as bad as they were.” “I’m glad you’re going to get a break on that,” she tells the girl, “Like I said before, I know I would have hated to have to have a bowel movement there.”

But even with the Violation Report amended to reflect the lesser charge, a question still remains. I wonder if the TVPC even had any jurisdiction over Hermoine at the game at all. “There doesn‘t appear to be any evidence that Hermoine was there as anything other than a spectator,” I note, “I don’t see how she was then subject to TVPC jurisdiction at all.” Hermoine and Mrs. McGonagall both look at me puzzled. “TVPC regulations apply to girls in school,” I note, “And they apply to girls on school business or otherwise representing the school in some manner at a school event.” “But Hermoine seems to have been there only as a spectator -- she was apparently doing nothing more than simply watching the match and perhaps cheering for our team,” I further note, “She was there simply of her own volition without any official school function at all.” “As disgusting and shameful as Hermoine’s accident surely was,” I conclude and note for the record, “It’s simply not a matter for TVPC jurisdiction at all.”

Turning again to Mrs. McGonagall, she has nothing to present to counter the claim that Hermoine was there only as a spectator. And naturally, Hermoine has no reason to dispute that, either. And turning to the other members of the TVPC, no one disagrees. “It’s a shame, though,” Mrs. Adler notes, “Hermoine obviously did mess in her panties and she apparently did so quite badly.” “She most certainly does deserve to be punished for that,” the committeewoman argues, turning to address her comments to Hermoine, “And it’s truly a shame that she’s not going to be punished for doing it.” “I’m sorry, Ma’am,” Hermoine then tells her contritely, “I’m sorry I went in my pants.”

Officially dismissing the charge against her, Hermoine is then dismissed from the TVPC without punishment. “I am disappointed in you, young lady,” I do tell her in closing, “And knowing you, I’m reasonably certain that you’re quite disappointed in yourself as well.”

The next matter before the TVPC this afternoon is a matter concerning our ace restroom monitor Mrs. Johns. This apparently took place well after school yesterday as well -- also apparently too late to be brought before the TVPC at that time. As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, the rules and regulations of the TVPC only apply to the school’s female students and not the teachers and other school staff. The lone exception to that that is Miss Musso, a Gym Teacher and Cheerleading Coach, who had to agree to be subject to the rules herself in order to remain as Cheerleading Coach. Still, even though the rules generally don’t apply to them, we do expect that our female teachers and staff members handle their toilet matters in a means that is beyond reproach. Accordingly, it’s quite disturbing for the TVPC to hear of the following matter from yesterday concerning our ever vigilant restroom monitor, Mrs. Johns. To say that she looks embarrassed as she stands before the TVPC this afternoon doesn’t quite do it justice.

Seeing that the report in this matter (an Incident Report but not actually a Violation Report) was filed by Dr. Flower, a quite strict Science Teacher, I ask her to fill us in on the details. Dr. Flower reports that she was on duty for the TVPC yesterday afternoon supervising girls who were doing bathroom cleaning punishment. “We had a few girls punished with bathroom cleaning detention yesterday afternoon,” the pretty but bookish-looking Science Teacher reports, “And that included Kara who was cleaning in the 2nd Floor Girls’ Room as punishment for messing on a toilet seat.” “I think it was a matter that she had first soiled her panties,” Dr. Flower notes, “And then when she sat down to urinate, she got a good bit of the mess on the toilet seat.” Continuing, Dr. Flower tells us that towards the end of the detention as Kara was cleaning in the girls’ room, she decided to re-assign the girl to the Faculty / Staff bathroom in the Librarian’s Office. “I know that bathroom gets a lot of use from the teachers,” Dr. Flower notes, “And I’d say that at last half the time it’s teachers doing their bowel movements there.” “I think that when teachers just have to urinate, they don’t mind so much just ducking into a student girls’ room to do it,” she speculates, “But when it’s a bowel movement they have to do, most prefer the privacy of the single toilet in the librarian’s office.” With that, I motion for Dr. Flower to speed it up and get to the part about Mrs. Johns.

“Well, as I said, I reassigned Kara to go clean the faculty bathroom,” the Science Teacher reports, “I wanted to make sure that bathroom got a thorough cleaning for the next day.” “But when she went across the hall to do that as I’d assigned, Kara found Mrs. Johns in there,” Dr. Flower reports, “Apparently, Mrs. Johns forgot to look the door when she went in there.” Kara, a quite pretty but unassuming junior blonde, is here, of course, as a witness to what she saw and Dr. Flower turns to her to explain just that. At first, Kara (nicknamed SUPERGIRL for her performance on the Gymnastics Team) seems reluctant to get involved. “I really didn’t mean to open the door on her,” she explains, “I was just going in there to clean and I didn’t know Mrs. Johns was in there.” “I certainly wouldn’t have opened the door if I knew she was in there,” the blonde beauty adds, addressing Mrs. Johns. “Just tell us what you saw, young lady,” I then tell Kara, “You obviously didn’t do anything wrong yourself and you’re certainly not in any trouble.”

Kara then tells us that she saw Mrs. Johns sitting on the toilet in badly messed panties. “I mean, she had the panties still on as she was sitting on the toilet,” the girl reports, “I don’t mean that she just had them on, but she only had her pants pulled down and the panties were still in place as she sat on the toilet.” “And the panties had a big load in them, sir,” Kara continues, “Mrs. Johns’ panties clearly a big load in them and she was just sitting on the toilet like that.” “Obviously, I surprised her when I accidentally opened the door on her,” she explains further, “I don’t know what happened with her going in her pants and all, sir, but I guess she just forgot to lock the bathroom door.” “I didn’t mean to barge in on you like that, Ma’am,” she tells Mrs. Johns, “But the door wasn’t locked -- I just didn’t know you were in there.” “It wasn’t your fault, Kara,” Mrs. Johns then meekly tells her.

Hearing all that, all I can do at first, is just stare at Mrs. Johns completely stunned. The image of her sitting on the toilet in messy panties -- panties still in place -- leaves me both stunned and confused. Mrs. Johns is a hall and restroom monitor, not a teacher. She’s not stuck in a classroom most the day like a teacher is and she can just go to the bathroom any time she needs to. I’m just very confused as to how she could end up having an accident in her pants. I see Dr. Flower glaring at her as well but that somehow she gives off a much more condescending vibe in doing so. “O.K. -- so I went in my pants,” Mrs. Johns angrily glares back at Dr. Flower. “What do you want from me?” she angrily asks the pretty Science Teacher, “Haven’t you ever gone in your pants?” “No, not recently at least,” Dr. Flower quickly snaps back, “I go in the toilet instead.”

Immediately, I bang my gavel -- the sniping between these two women gets us nowhere. But I do ask Dr. Flower substantially the same question. I want to know what was her point in bringing this matter to the TVPC in the first place. “I’m not sure what you want the TVPC to do about this,” I tell the oftentimes over-zealous Science Teacher, “As we all know, the TVPC has no jurisdiction over the toilet habits of teachers and staff members.” That causes Dr. Flower to shake her head disappointingly. “Well, I think the rules SHOULD apply to us,” she says, “How does it look when we who are supposed to enforce the toilet rules also go in our pants?” “I think it’s worse when we break the rules than when a student does it,” she argues.

I must say that Dr. Flower has a point and I tell Mrs. Johns so. “Well, something like this does put the TVPC in an awkward position,” I tell our ace restroom monitor, “You’re out there enforcing our rules but here you are violating those rules yourself.” “You’re one of our best at enforcing our rules,” I tell Mrs. Johns, “But how do you think it looks when you don’t get punished for breaking those same rules that the students get punished for breaking.” I then give Mrs. Johns a chance to ponder that. Frustrated as much as embarrassed, Mrs. Johns then agrees to allow herself to be punished by the TVPC. “Alright, alright!” she says, first looking at me and then turning to glare at Dr. Flower, “I’ll agree to be subject to the TVPC rules -- I’ll allow the rules to be applied to me just like they apply to the girls.” But Mrs. Johns also makes another point. “It’s only my first offense of the school year, anyway,” she then snaps back, “It’ll only be a warning since it’s my first offense.”

But pondering the specific circumstances of this case, I’m not so sure about that. She is correct, of course, on the rules -- a first accident offense of the school year for a girl who has no prior violations of any kind that school year, does only get a warning. But, as faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, that also requires that a girl commit no other toilet violation related to that particular accident. I then remind her of that but she only looks back at me confused. “I still can’t get over the image of you sitting on the toilet with your panties still in place,” I tell her, “I still can’t get over the image of you sitting on the toilet like that.” “What were doing?” I then ask her bluntly. Mrs. Johns then explains that she had just messed in her panties and was sitting there for a moment trying to figure out what to do next. “I was trying to figure out if I was going to try to clean myself up in there or if I was just going to pull up my pants and go home like that,” she says. Her answer, however, is unconvincing. “Really?” I ask her. She sticks to her story but the question obviously did rattle her. I suggest instead that she was actually masturbating in there -- masturbating through her soiled panties in the bathroom. Mrs. Johns, though, still sticks to her story. She denies doing anything improper in the bathroom -- nothing, of course, other than messing in her panties in the first place.

I next go back to Kara -- the student who accidentally opened the bathroom door on her. I ask her what she saw. The girl, however, seems very reluctant at first. But I insist and press her for an answer. “Tell us what you saw, young lady,” I tell her, “I assure you that you’re not going to get into trouble -- You haven’t done anything wrong.” “Well, she was……she was…..she was kind of ……you know, she was kind of touching and rubbing herself,” Kara finally spits it out, “She was kind of touching and rubbing herself down there and she was kind of moaning a lot, too.” “She abruptly stopped when I opened the door on her,” the pretty blonde junior adds. Then turning back to Mrs. Johns, I ask, “Do you want to tell the truth now or do you want to make it even worse on yourself by lying.” Pausing a moment, Mrs. Johns then does pretty much the only thing she can do at this point. She admits that she was indeed masturbating in the Librarian’s Office bathroom -- masturbating in her soiled panties.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Turning to the TVPC clerk, I direct him to draw up not one but two Violation Reports on Mrs. Johns -- One for “Panty-Soiling” and the other for “Masturbating In The Girls’ Room.” “I’ll tell you the same thing I tell the girls,” I say to Mrs. Johns. “There’s nothing wrong with masturbating -- It’s perfectly normal,” I tell her, “But you just can’t do it in any of our bathrooms.” “And the masturbating in those soiled panties negates your privilege to be let off with just a warning for the panty-soiling violation,” I then explain and note for the record, “When you create another violation related to it, you’re not entitled to let off with just a warning for an accident.” Mrs. Johns nods her head that she understands. I suspect that perhaps other than me, no one knows the rules better than Mrs. Johns.

But before moving on to Mrs. Johns’ punishment, Mrs. Crabtree raises another issue. “Was this really an accident?” she abruptly asks Mrs. Johns. “The panty-soiling that you did?” Mrs. Crabtree clarifies, “Was that really just an accident?” The implication, of course, is that she suspects Mrs. Johns may have gone in her panties on purpose. “You were sitting on the toilet masturbating in your soiled panties,” the committeewoman argues, “What other conclusion should we draw but that you soiled your panties for the express purpose of masturbating in them?” Going in her pants on purpose is, of course, a more serious violation than merely a panty-soiling accident. “I just can’t believe you forgot to lock the door while doing it,” Mrs. Crabtree adds.

Pressing Mrs. Johns for an answer, I warn her again that she doesn’t need to make it even worse on herself by lying now. Pausing for a moment, she then decides to tell the truth. She admits that she messed in her panties on purpose. “I just sat on the toilet with my panties still on,” she explains, obviously embarrassed, “And then I just pushed the bowel movement out and let it settle in my panties.” She admits as well that she did it for the express purpose of masturbating in the soiled panties and that she also stupidly forget to lock the bathroom door. I then direct the TVPC clerk to amend the “Panty-Soiling” charge to include a notation that she did it on purpose.

Now, finally moving on the Mrs. Johns’ punishment, she assigned to write both “I will not soil my panties in school again” 500 times and “I will not masturbate in the girls’ room in school again” 500 times. “500 times for the panty-soiling, too?” Mrs. Johns asks. “Absolutely,” I tell her firmly. “That’s the MINIMUM punishment for doing it on purpose,” I explain, “You should be glad it’s not 1,000 times.” She’s also sentenced to two weeks detention with one of those weeks to be spent sitting on the toilet -- the toilet sitting detention being the punishment for the intentional panty-soiling. “TVPC policy is to serve the more onerous detention first,” I remind her, “So that means, the week of toilet sitting comes first and then the regular detention.”

Mrs. Adler then chimes in to argue that Mrs. Johns has most certainly abused her privilege to use a faculty bathroom. “Not only is the bathroom not an acceptable place to masturbate,” the committeewoman argues, “But it’s a place where we go to actually use the toilet not a place where we go to mess in our panties instead.” Mrs. Adler suggests that Mrs. Johns be relegated for a certain period of time to using only the student girls’ rooms. She also suggests that that should include using only open stalls or going with the stall door open. The suggestion is a bit over the top but not entirely without merit. “You’ll spend the next month using only the student girls’ room facilities,” I then tell Mrs. Johns and note for the record, “But you will be allowed to close and lock the stall door when you do.” Mrs. Johns, though obviously quite upset, thanks me for that courtesy.

Pondering it all, I can only shake my head at Mrs. Johns’ conduct. I also warn her that for the duration of her punishment, she will be subject to TVPC regulations just like the female students are. “Use a faculty bathroom and that’s a violation just like it would be for a student,” I warn her, “Soil your panties again and you’ll not only get punished for that but it will extend your time using the student facilities.” “And that’ll obviously be even worse if you soil them again on purpose,” I warn her further. “And should you be caught masturbating in any school bathroom again,” I issue her a final warning, “You’d be looking at a toilet suspension.” “And I certainly don’t want to have to put a TVPC staffer on toilet suspension,” I tell her.

The next matter before the TVPC (the first matter of today’s business) is Paisley, a pretty and popular Varsity Cheerleader. She’s definitely nice to look at but she’s also very much a ditzy type. She is charged this afternoon with “Panty-Soiling” -- specifically, that she soiled her panties in French class 6th period. Taking a quick glance at her file, I’m surprised to see that this would be her 4th such violation of the school year and one of her priors was actually an accident while representing the school as a cheerleader at a basketball game. And she’s got other priors as well -- although not serious ones -- specifically, 2 violations each of “Late To Class For Bathroom Purposes” and “Loitering In The Girls’ Room.” And just last week she was before the TVPC to get punished for accidentally leaving the toilet unflushed -- a consequence of her hurryingly having a bowel movement in the Science Wing Girls’ Room between classes.

The outgoing senior beauty pleads “Guilty” to the offense but still insists that it wasn’t her fault. “Well, I did it -- Obviously, I do have a mess in my panties,” Paisley tells us, “But it’s not like I wasn’t TRYING to go to the girls’ room.” “I mean, it’s not like I’m one of those girls who just tries to hold it in when she needs to go poop at school,” she says. “I wanted to go to the girls’ room -- I told Mrs. Defequer that if she didn’t let me go I was going to have an accident,” the pretty blonde explains, “But still she wouldn’t let me go.” Mrs. Defequer is, of course, Paisley’s French Teacher and she maintains a strict policy that girls are entitled to 3 girls’ room passes per month in her classes. She suggests that if Paisley had used her 3 passes more wisely, she would have had one left to go to the girls’ room today. “The rules are the same for everyone -- you know how many passes you have,” Mrs. Defequer reminds the girl, “You’re supposed to save them and only use them if you have an emergency that can’t wait.” The implication, of course, is that Paisley is using her passes foolishly -- or at least, at times when she could have waited. “We seem to go through this issue every month with you ,” the strict French Teacher tells her, “You use your 3 passes early in the month and then you plead with me later in the month to let you go again.” “Considering all the close calls you’ve had you should consider yourself lucky that this is the first time you had an accident in my class,” she tells the girl. Oddly, it is in fact her first accident actually in school this year. One of her priors was in summer school last summer and she did another at cheerleading camp later that summer. And more recently, of course, she had the accident while representing the school as a member of our cheerleading squad. “Or is it just the first accident I caught you with,” Mrs. Defequer asks her -- a tinge of sarcasm in her voice. Paisley assures her French Teacher that this is indeed the first one she’s done in French class. I ask her if she’s had others in school -- though apparently not in French class -- that we don’t know about. The pretty blonde assures us that she has not.

But Paisley then argues that it’s not like Mrs. Defequer says. Paisley says it’s not like she uses her bathroom passes carelessly. “I never use a bathroom pass unless it’s an emergency,” she says, “The last thing I’d ever do is waste one of those passes if I didn’t really need it.” But she also explains that it’s quite often that she has to go at school. “I go #2 at school practically every day,” she explains, “I don’t know what it is but I usually go twice a day and most days I have to do one of them at school.” “It’s not that I’ve been careless with my passes,” the senior glamour-girl tells us, “But it’s just that I have to go at school a lot.” “If only she’d have let me go when I needed to, this wouldn’t have happened,” Paisley argues. “And the same thing with my accident in summer school last summer,” she argues further, “If Miss Spellman would have let me go when I asked I wouldn’t have had that accident, either.” “It’s not like I’m shy about going #2 at school when I need to,” she states emphatically, “I always try to go when I need to but sometimes I get teachers that won’t let me.”

“What about your panty-soiling at the basketball game 2 months ago,” Mrs. Crabtree, a TVPC member, asks. The question, of course, refers to her accident while representing the school as a cheerleader. “Well, I guess that one really was my fault,” the blonde-haired senior beauty answers, “That was really stupid of me.” “It was really stupid of me not to wait in line at halftime and go then,” she acknowledges, “I should have gone then when I had the chance.” But she explains that due to the line at halftime, she decided to wait and go after the game instead. “And if the game hadn’t gone into double overtime, I would have made it,” she then claims shamefully. “But that’s still no excuse for not using the toilet when I needed to,” she admits, “I have no one else to blame for that accident except myself.”

But getting back to today’s accident in French class, it may be easy to have sympathy for Paisley being stuck in class without permission to go to the girls’ room. And the accident itself doesn’t appear all that severe -- much unlike the massive load she did in her panties at cheerleading camp. Although with this one it’s not clear whether Paisley managed to make it to the girls’ room to do some of it there or that the bowel movement that she did just wasn’t a particularly large one. But we still have to remember that it’s Paisley’s 4th panty-soiling of the school year and one of her previous ones was indeed an accident while representing the school as a cheerleader. And her record of other toilet violations this year -- although none of them all that serious -- doesn’t help her, either. Unfortunately, more than the usual punishment for a 4th accident violation is clearly in order here.

“I’m sorry, Paisley,” I tell her, “I realize you’re not one of those girls who are typically irresponsible as to hold in your bowel movements at school.” “But the fact remains that it’s your 4th offense and one of your priors was while representing the school,” I explain, “And I have to take into considerations your other toilet violations as well.” Paisley indicates that she understands. Accordingly, the pretty blonde senior is sentenced to write, “I will not soil my panties in school again” 1,000 times and to spend 2 week in detention -- one which to be spent sitting on the toilet . “You’ll do your toilet sitting in the Main Corridor Girls’ Room,” I further specify, “That’s where your bowel movement today should have been done instead of in your pants.”

But looking over at Paisley, I see the poor girl just shaking her head. “Sir,” she then addresses me respectfully, “It’s not like I wasn’t willing to do my bowel movement in the Main Corridor Girls’ Room.” “Or in any other girls’ room for that matter,” she tells me, “Heck, I’d have even done in the bushes outside, if Mrs. Defequer would have let me.” “Please sir, can’t you just cut me a break,” she pleads with me. “I know I’m going to have to do the detention -- including the week on the toilet,” she pleads further, “But can’t you just cut me a break on the writing -- Can’t you just let me write 500 instead of a thousand?” “Please, sir -- Isn’t 500 times what a girl usually gets for her 4th offense panty-soiling?” she asks. “Well, that is true but yours is no ordinary case,” I then explain, “Among your 4 panty-soiling violations one is while representing the school and you’ve got quite a few other minor violations as well.” “I’m sorry, Paisley,” I tell her sympathetically, “But I’m afraid it is going to have to be 1,000 times.” “How about 750 times then?” she then reasons, “That’s still more than 500 times but not quite as bad as 1,000 times.” But I remain firm. “I’m sorry, Paisley, but this is not a negotiation,” I tell her sternly, “Your punishment is 1,000 and I’m afraid you’re just going to have to do it.”

Paisley is then directed to the back of the room -- specifically to a seat in the detention section to begin her punishment. I see her also pulling out a pen and some paper -- hopefully to begin that part of her punishment as well.

For our next case I welcome Mr. Kotter, one of our History teachers, to the TVPC. He has brought a case about Maddie, a pretty and athletic blonde-haired sophomore whom he caught coming out a boys’ room earlier in the day. As she comes to the podium, I see that she turns and looks toward the detention section where she gets a look of support from her twin sister Liv. Liv, a friendly but rather prissy princess-type is serving detention for improperly squatting over the toilet seat to urinate. Maddie‘s boyfriend, Diggie, is here as well. “I saw Maddie coming out of the boys’ room in the New Addition during 7th period,” Mr. Kotter tells us, “What she was doing in there, I cannot say.” Thanking Mr. Kotter for his diligence in bringing this matter, I tell him, “Well, the TVPC intends to find out what she was doing in there.

At the podium, Maddie, one of the top players on our basketball team, explains that this was all the result of a bet with her boyfriend. “I guess it was kind of stupid,” she tells us, “But we had a bet on the Super Bowl and I lost.” “I guess it was kind of a stupid thing to bet, but it seemed funny at the time,” she explains, “And I thought for sure that the 49ers were going to win.” “If the 49ers had won, he would have had to take a dump in the GIRLS’ room,” Maddie explains further, “But since the Chiefs won, it was me that had to take a dump in the BOYS’ room.” “We really didn’t mean any harm by it,” Diggie her boyfriend, chimes in, “ Like Maddie said, it seemed funny at the time, but I guess neither of us thought of the consequences.” “I’m sorry,” he adds. “Yes, I’m sorry, too,” Maddie also tells us, “But like Diggie said, we really didn’t mean any harm by it.” “I made sure there were no boys in there when I went in,” the athletic sophomore beauty adds.

Maddie’s apology is obviously sincere, but her comments raise another issue. “Am I to understand that you actually USED the boys’ room?” I ask her, “This wasn’t just a case of you taking a look inside and then coming back out?” Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that a girl actually using the boys’ room is a more serious violation than merely entering the boys’ room. And, of course, which bodily function she did in there makes a difference as well -- a bowel movement, naturally, being the more serious.

The friendly and likable basketball star confirms that she did actually use the toilet in the boys’ room. “Yes -- I used the toilet,” she admits, “The terms of the bet were that the loser had to actually do a you know what in the opposite sex bathroom.” “And by ‘you know what’ you mean you did a bowel movement in there?” I ask her. With that, Maddie looks at me a bit puzzled. “Um…..does that make a difference?” she asks. “Well yes,” I explain, “Just as using the boys’ room is a more serious violation than merely going into the boys’ room, using it for a bowel movement is more serious than merely urinating in there.” Once again, Maddie looks at me strangely. Obviously she understands what I said -- She’s a smart girl and obviously it’s really not all that complicated -- but something still doesn’t seem right. Of course, I ask her about that, but she doesn’t answer right away. Obviously, there is something that she’s not telling me about this whole thing. I hope she’s not about to tell me that she did her bowel movement in a urinal or other inappropriate place. That would, of course, mean a toilet suspension for her.

I question her again on specifically what she did in the boys’ room -- this time a bit more forcefully. “What is it, Maddie?” I demand. “Well …um….sir, the thing is that I didn’t actually go #2 in there,” she then tells me, “I mean, I did go to the bathroom in the boys’ room but it was only pee.” Of course, I and the other members of the TVPC look at her skeptically. “No -- I swear, sir -- I only peed in the boys’ room,” she insists. “The bet was that the loser had to take a dump in the opposite sex bathroom so that’s what I said I did,” she explains, “But the truth is I only went pee in there.” “I mean, I admit that I had planned to do it,” she says, “I had to go both ways and I had intended to go both ways in there, but I didn‘t go #2” “I guess I just chickened out,” she explains further, “Once I got into the stall, I got nervous and ended up only peeing.” “I actually almost had an accident with the other thing,” Maddie adds, “I had to get a pass from Mrs. Buchman next period to go to the girls’ room to do the other,” she explains, “And I almost didn’t make it in time.” Mrs. Buchman, herself a pretty blonde, is the girl’s English Teacher.

I can’t help but notice a smug expression on her boyfriend’s face. It’s no doubt because Maddie didn’t actually satisfy the bet with him. I admonish him for that. “You’re quite lucky, young man, that the TVPC doesn’t punish boys for toilet violations,” I tell him sternly, “Because you would most certainly be punished as well for putting Maddie up to this.” Faithful readers of the TVPC surely know that we once did have a TVPC branch that also punished the boys and they did a great job. But unfortunately, that branch hasn’t been active for some time now. “That TVPC branch is sorely missed, young man,“ I note. After further pressing from me, Diggie acknowledges that even though Maddie only urinated in the boys’ room, he considers the bet with his girlfriend “satisfied.” “Good!” I tell him, “This better be the last we hear of Maddie using the boys’ room.” “Yes sir, it will be,” Diggie assures me. “And the same warning obviously goes for you as well, young lady” I tell Maddie. She assures me that this will indeed be the last time she goes in the boys’ room.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

Moving on to Maddie’s punishment, we must first determine for sure what she actually did in the boys’ room. As was said, merely urinating in there is not as serious having a bowel movement. “Is urinating really all that you did in there?” I ask her. “If you did have a bowel movement it’s best to just admit it now and take your punishment for it,” I explain, “If you deny it now and we later found out that you really did do a bowel movement in there, your punishment is going to be a whole lot worse.” But Maddie assures that she did only urinate in the boys’ room. “I chickened out on doing the bowel movement in there,” she reiterates. “And you did go into a stall to do this?” asks Mrs. Crabtree, a TVPC member, “You didn’t try to use a urinal or anything like that?” Maddie assures us that she did indeed use a toilet in a stall. “I tried peeing standing up once when I was little,” she admits with a smile, “And I ended up wetting my pants pretty bad when I did.” “I peed straight down into my pants,” she tells us, much to Diggie’s amusement.

Maddie has a good toilet record. She was recently punished by the TVPC for accidentally leaving the toilet unflushed after urinating and she also has a prior violation for clogging the toilet in the girls’ locker room. That violation -- adjudicated at our Dec. 2, 2019 TVPC session -- was at the first basketball practice of the season on the day after Thanksgiving. It -- a Category #1 in which her bowel movement was simply too big to go down the toilet -- was no doubt the result of Thanksgiving eating. Neither prior offense was a serious one and there really was no harm done by what she did today. Accordingly, her punishment need not be all that severe. I sentence her to write, “I will not urinate in the boys’ room in school again” 250 times and serve 3 days detention. Maddie seems pretty surprised at the leniency of her punishment. “But your bet is now over, correct?” I warn her, “Because next time it isn’t going to be so easy.” “Yes, sir -- I understand, sir,” she tells me. “Thank you, sir,” she adds.

Before moving on to the next case on our agenda, I see we have an unexpected visit from Miss Spellman to the committee room. The very pretty Math Teacher was assigned this afternoon to check on girls serving toilet sitting detentions and bathroom cleaning detentions. This typically involves going from girls’ room to girls’ room and other facilities where girls have been assigned to complete these punishments. The fact that Miss Spellman has instead come to the committee room -- and the fact that she has two girls with her -- indicates to me that we have a problem that requires the attention of the TVPC. I note that the two girls with her are Jane, a smart but quite moody sophomore brunette currently assigned to toilet sitting detention for a 4th panty-soiling of the school year and Jackie, a very pretty but quite prissy junior currently assigned to bathroom cleaning detention for accidentally messing on a toilet seat while squatting over the toilet to have a bowel movement. She then directs Jane to come to the podium with her while directing Jackie to a seat in the front row. The front row -- often referred to as “Defendants’ Row” -- is where the girls sit as they wait for their case to be called.

Taking Jane’s case first, I ask why the AMERICAN BEAUTY is not currently sitting her time on a toilet in the Science Wing Girls’ Room as assigned. “Well, Mr. Chairman, we seem to have had a little problem with that this afternoon,” Miss Spellman tells me, “I caught Jane doing her Social Studies homework on the toilet.” As faithful readers of the TVPC surely know, when girls are doing toilet sitting punishment they are not allowed to be doing anything else. “Toilet sitting is not a study hall, young lady,” I tell Jane, “It’s a punishment where you sit quietly on the toilet and think about what you did to get the punishment in the first place.” “You were assigned to sit on the toilet in detention because you can’t seem to make it to the toilet when you need to and you have accidents in your pants instead,” I continue, in a stern tone, “You need to be thinking about that while you sit your time on the toilet.” “Yes, sir,” she tells me contritely, “I’m sorry, sir.” “It’s just that I had lots of homework in Social Studies -- It’s my worst subject,” the pretty sophomore then explains, “I just thought that maybe while sitting there, I could get some of that done.”

Nodding my head, I acknowledge what the girl is telling me. “But, as I said, it’s not a study hall, Jane,” I reiterate, “It’s a punishment where you need to sit and think about your messing in your panties.” “You need to be thinking about your disgusting panty-soiling accidents and what you’re going to do to prevent if from happening again,” I lecture her, “It’s not a time for thinking about Social Studies or any other homework you have.” “Yes, sir,” she acknowledges again. And, upon questioning from me, she further acknowledges that she did indeed know the rule that she wasn’t supposed to be doing anything other than just sitting on the toilet. “Of course, you did,” I tell her matter-of-factly, “The rules are always made clear to girls when they begin any toilet sitting sentence and this isn’t your time on this type of punishment, either.”

“But I also note that at least you’re being honest about that,” I then point out -- allaying the girl’s fears a bit, “And honesty goes a long way with this committee when we determine a girl’s punishment.” Miss Spellman also notes the girl’s honesty. “When I caught her working on Social Studies on the toilet, she didn’t try to deny it or hide what she was doing,” the pretty, blonde-haired Math Teacher tells us, “She just admitted that she was doing homework and apologized for doing it.” “I really don’t think you need to be all that severe with her, Mr. Chairman,” she suggests, “I mean, she obviously does have to be punished for knowingly breaking the rule, but I do think she’s sorry and I really don’t think it’s a serious offense.” She reiterates the point that it was schoolwork that the girl was doing while on the toilet. “It wasn’t like she was listening to music or playing games on her cellphone -- It was schoolwork,” Miss Spellman explains. “It’s still a violation of the rules but I’d certainly say it wasn’t a particularly egregious one,” she argues, “Of all the things she could have been doing on the toilet, doing schoolwork isn’t really so bad.” “Please, sir -- I really didn’t mean any harm,” Jane then chimes in in her defense, “I know it was wrong but I was a little behind in class and I was just trying to catch up.” “I promise I won’t do it again, sir,” she adds.

These points are well-taken. Violating a TVPC-imposed punishment can be considered a serious matter. But under the specific circumstances of this particular case, I’m more of the will to cut the pretty sophomore brunette a break. I also note that it’s her first offense for violating a TVPC punishment. First, I give her a warning. “If you ever do this again, your consequences will indeed be dire,” I sternly warn her, “In fact, if you do this again, you’ll likely not have to worry about sitting on toilets AT ALL in school for a while.” The implication, of course, -- an implication that she clearly understands -- is that she’d be facing a toilet suspension. And Jane knows all about that because she’s been on toilet suspension before -- albeit for a short time -- for not having a punishment writing done on time. In the meantime, though, I assign Jane to an additional 3 days of toilet sitting detention and (getting creative) I assign her to write out the Declaration of Independence. I can tell she’s not happy with the additional time on toilet sitting detention nor the writing assignment, but she obviously does realize that it could have been worse. Jane is then dismissed from the TVPC and directed back to the Science Wing Girls’ Room to resume her toilet sitting.

Moving on to Jackie’s case, I next call the junior brunette up to the podium. She comes to the podium shaking her head and looking like she’s got a chip on her shoulder. “Do you know that my crime is?” she then asks me, an unmistakable tone of anger in her voice, “Do you want to know what Miss Spellman is accusing me of?” “Well, first I want you to calm down,” I tell her in a stern but controlled tone, “And next I’d like you to think about how a girl’s attitude goes a long way in determining how bad she’s going to be punished here.” Pausing a bit to allow her to calm down, I then tell her, “If you can be calm about it, you can now tell me why you think you’ve been brought here this afternoon.” Pausing another moment to fully get a grip on herself, Jackie then tells me, “I’m here because I went to the bathroom.” Looking over I see her friends Donna and Eric over in the spectators’ section, motioning for her to keep her cool.

Hearing that, Miss Spellman steps up to speak, but I motion for her to wait. We’ll obviously hear from her shortly, but for now I decide to address Jackie myself. “I seriously doubt that you’re here for going to the bathroom,” I tell her, “Merely going to the bathroom is certainly not a violation of TVPC rules.” “Now if you’ve gone to the bathroom in an inappropriate place -- perhaps your panties -- THAT would be a violation,” I clarify for her. “You didn’t by any chance go in your panties today, did you?” I ask her, in a bit of a taunting tone. This seems to strike a nerve with her. “I don’t mess in my panties, sir,” she tells me firmly but under control, “I’ve never messed in my panties and I’ve never wet them, either -- at least not since I’ve been in high school.” “I’m definitely not one of those girls that do that -- that‘s completely disgusting,” she tells me adamantly, “I always go in the toilet when I need to -- I don’t care what the bathrooms here are like, I’d still rather go in the toilet than in my pants.”

Turning now to Miss Spellman, the pretty Math Teacher then tells me what I’d pretty much already figured out. She tells me that she is charging Jackie with “Using The Toilet While In Detention.” “I went to check on girls in the Main Corridor Girls’ Room,” Miss Spellman then explains, “We had 2 girls in there doing toilet sitting punishment and Jackie was assigned to cleaning.” “But when I checked on her, Jackie wasn’t cleaning at all,” the ever diligent Math Teacher explains further, “She was in a closed stall and I was hearing a good bit of toilet paper coming off the roll.” “Well, um, I was going to the bathroom,” Jackie then fires back, a tone of sarcasm evident in her voice, “And, um, I was using the toilet paper to wipe myself.” “It’s kind of a little habit I have,” she continues, sarcasm evident, “I not only like to do my bowel movements in the toilet but I like to wipe myself afterwards.”

Hearing that, I reach for my gavel and bang it in Jackie’s direction. “That’s enough!” I tell her angrily, “I’ve had all that I’m going to take of your attitude and your sarcasm.” “If you know what’s good for you, I better start hearing that you’re taking this matter more seriously,” I warn her, pointing to the box where we keep the red wristbands. The red wristbands, of course, are for girls who get put on toilet suspension. Obviously understanding my not-so-subtle threat, she once again manages to calm herself down.

“No one is suggesting that you shouldn’t wipe yourself -- That’s not what the problem was,” Miss Spellman then explains to her in a calming voice, “And certainly no one is suggesting that you not use the toilet when you need to have a bowel movement at school.” “The problem was that you were supposed to be on bathroom cleaning detention at the time,” she tells Jackie, “The problem is that you were supposed to be cleaning the toilets not using one of them.” Jackie, though, is noticeably frustrated. “I was cleaning the toilets -- I was doing what I was supposed to be doing and it was totally disgusting,” she points out, “You wouldn’t believe some of the disgusting things I had to clean up -- You guys had me down on my hands and knees scrubbing out toilet bowls.” “I was doing what I was supposed to be doing,” she argues again. “And then I had to go to the bathroom,” the prissy junior beauty points out, “I had to go for #2.” “I had to go so I just went into a stall and did it,” she argues further, “I did it in the toilet like I was supposed to do.” “Or at least what I thought I was supposed to do,” she adds. “All I did was go to the bathroom,” she says, “All I did was use the toilet.” “Am I supposed to be sorry that I had to go to the bathroom while I was in the bathroom?” she asks -- in a rising tone of sarcasm again, “Or maybe was I supposed to go in my pants instead?”

But Jackie, obviously, misses the point entirely. “I’m quite surprised that you don’t know the rules, young lady,” I then lecture her, “Or perhaps you do know the rules and are just trying to make an excuse for violating them.” “I would be quite surprised if you truly didn’t know the rules about serving detention at our school,” I continue, “I would be quite surprised indeed if you really didn’t know that you’re not allowed to interrupt detention to go use the bathroom.” “You were there to be punished, young lady -- You were there because you messed on the toilet in the girls‘ room down by the cafeteria,” I explain, “You were assigned to clean bathrooms as your punishment for doing that.” “You were there to clean the toilets,” I tell her sternly, “You weren’t there to actually use any of the toilets.” “It’s no different than serving regular detention,” I explain further, “You may use the toilet before and after detention but you may not DURING detention.” “Just because your were serving your form of detention in the girls’ room doesn’t mean that you’re allowed to use the toilets there,” I add, “As I said, you were there to clean the toilets, not to use them.”

Hearing that, Jackie gives me an exaggerated expression of frustration but wisely holds her tongue. I’m reasonably sure gets it, but I don’t think there’s much chance she’s going to admit that now. I see no point in pushing the issue further with, so I simply move on to her punishment. Given her attitude, it’s tempting to give her a more severe punishment but when it comes right down to it, this isn’t really a serious matter. I mean, there really is no evidence to suggest that she used the toilet improperly -- other than, of course, that she used it during detention. As to prior toilet offenses on her record, she’s only got 2 violations for “Loitering In The Girls’ Room” and 1 violation for “Improperly Squatting Over The Toilet To Have A Bowel Movement” in addition to the “Messing On The Toilet Seat” violation that she’s being punished for currently. The messing on the toilet -- accidentally, of course -- was another case of her failing to lift up the toilet seat while squatting over the toilet to have a bowel movement. For punishment, Jackie will have to write, “I will not use the girls’ room during detention” 250 times and serve 2 additional days of after school toilet sitting detention. Jackie still doesn’t look happy but she doesn’t look all that upset, either. She is likewise then sent back to the girls’ room -- specifically, the Main Corridor Girls’ Room -- to resume her bathroom cleaning punishment.

“I’m very disappointed to see that the next girl to face the TVPC is a feisty senior redhead named Brianna. And I’m even more disappointed when I see what she’s accused of doing.

“Was 3 weeks on toilet suspension not long enough for you?” I ask Brianna angrily, “I mean, you’re on your first day back from toilet suspension and you’ve already committed another toilet violation!” “Do you like being on toilet suspension? – Do you like not being allowed to use the bathroom in school?” I question her rhetorically, “I mean, why else would you do something like this on the first day you’re allowed to use the girls’ room again?” Why in the world would you do something that could get you put on toilet suspension all over again?” I ask the oftentimes disagreeable senior beauty. I had intended that as a question to be answered but all that Brianna – a usually tough-talking and tough-acting sort – can do is stand there and cry. I understand that her time on toilet suspension – A punishment for her 2nd offense of smoking in the girls’ room – was particularly unpleasant. And I certainly understand that the mere thought of losing her toilet privileges again is most upsetting to her. But that only makes it all the more disappointing and puzzling that she‘d do what she did today.

“Writing on the girls’ room wall?” I ask her – Referencing her violation today, “And not just writing on the wall but writing ‘Dr. Flower Sucks’ on the wall?” Dr. Flower was the teacher that caught her smoking in the girls’ room 3 weeks ago. “I’m very surprised at this type of behavior from you,” I tell Brianna, shaking my head, “And, to say the least, I’m very disappointed as well.” “I can’t believe that after all you went through on toilet suspension,” I remind her, “That you’d immediately risk going right back on toilet suspension again. Once again, Brianna just stands there and cries -- again, quite a departure from her typically tough façade. Regaining her composure a bit but still in tears, she pleads “Guilty” and apologizes for what she did. She seems unusually contrite but unfortunately for Brianna, obviously, the damage is already done.

Regaining her composure some more and drying her eyes a bit, she starts off trying to blame Dr. Flower. Immediately, though, I cut her off. “I don’t want to hear it, Brianna,” I tell her angrily, “This is about what you did and it really has nothing to do with Dr. Flower.” “Don’t you think it’s about time you took responsibility for your own actions?” I lecture her, “Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped blaming Dr. Flower?” “Just because Dr. Flower happened to be the one who caught you smoking in the girls’ room, doesn’t make your toilet suspension Dr. Flower’s fault,” I point out. “Your toilet suspension was no one’s fault but your own,” I lecture Brianna, “You did that to yourself by smoking in the girls’ room in the first place.”

“I know – I know,” Brianna then mumbles through her tears, “I know it was my own fault I was on toilet suspension.” Suffice to say, I’m more than a little surprised to hear that coming from her. I’m certainly glad to hear that coming from her -- it’s quite an improvement in her attitude from 3 weeks ago when she was indeed blaming Dr. Flower for her punishment -- but it still begs the question as to what she was thinking when she wrote “Dr. Flower Sucks” on the girls’ room stall wall today.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

“I don’t blame Dr. Flower for my toilet suspension anymore – This wasn’t about that,” Brianna then tells us, “I was just upset about what happened yesterday.” “She made me mess in my panties yesterday,” the redheaded senior beauty continues, “I know it was my own fault that I got put on toilet suspension in the first place, but if it wasn’t for Dr. Flower I wouldn’t have messed in my panties yesterday.” “Yeah – OK – I wet my pants yesterday and that happens on toilet suspension,” she goes on -- angrily, “But if it wasn’t for Dr. Flower I’d have made it home yesterday in time to use the toilet for the other.” “I gave you detention because you deserved detention,” Dr. Flower quickly snaps back at Brianna. “Just because you messed in your panties while you were in detention, don’t blame it on me,” she continues, “You can blame that on being on toilet suspension in the first place.” “You gave me detention for no reason,” the argumentative senior snaps back at the ever strict Science Teacher, “The only reason you gave me detention was because you WANTED me to mess in my panties one last time.” “You know you were mad that I didn’t get a longer time on toilet suspension for the smoking,” Brianna angrily continues, “And you knew yesterday was the last day on my toilet suspension.” “And you knew that I had only wet my pants and as to the other was probably going to make it home to use the toilet for a change,” she argues, “And you just gave me detention so I’d end up messing in my panties once last time on my toilet suspension.”

I’m still a little confused, so I ask Brianna to explain further. First, she recounts the horror of 3 long weeks on toilet suspension. “I try as hard as I can to hold it in, but it’s no use,” she says, “Going the whole school day without using the toilet is just too long.” “Even without drinking anything all day, it’s still no use,” she continues, “There wasn’t a single day all 3 weeks that I didn’t completely soak my pants.” She then speaks – In an even more horrified tone – Of dealing with her bowel movements in school while on toilet suspension. “Thankfully, doing THAT in my pants didn’t happen everyday,” the senior redhead explains, “But when it did happen – And that was more than a few times – It was the absolute worst.” “I’m not like a lot of girls who just hold in that sort of thing when they have to go at school,” she continues, “I’m more used to just going at school when I need to rather than holding it in.” “You don’t know how bad it feels when you feel the urge to do that and you know you can’t just go to the girls’ room and handle it properly,” Brianna explains further, “About the only feeling worse than knowing you’re about to do it in your pants is that feeling of actually doing it in your pants.”

“Well, that’s how it is on toilet suspension,” I then tell the senior beauty, “That’s why most girls try to avoid getting put on toilet suspension in the first place.” “And it’s why most girls just coming off toilet suspension would avoid writing something nasty on the girls’ room wall,” I add. “Yes sir – I know you’re right about that,” Brianna answers, “It’s just that Dr. Flower made me so mad yesterday I just couldn’t help it.” “The thing is, sir, I was going to make it through yesterday without making a mess in my panties,” Brianna reiterates, “My pants were soaking wet as usual, but at least I didn’t have a mess as well.” She explains that she had been holding it in since lunchtime yesterday and had made it to the end of the school day. She acknowledges that she was pretty desperate by that time but was still in control of herself. “I was going to make it to the toilet in time – I wasn’t going to end up going in my panties this time,” she says. “I was all set to make a mad dash home and do it in the toilet,” she explains, “I was going to make it yesterday without a mess in my panties.”

“And then somehow you ended up in detention with Dr. Flower?” I ask her. “Yes sir – That’s when she gave me detention for no reason,” Brianna tells me again. “Dr. Flower heard me tell my friend Pru how desperate I was to get home to poop -- She said I scream it in the hall,” Brianna explains, “And that’s when she gave me detention – She just wanted me to poop in my panties one last time on my toilet suspension.”

Not surprisingly, Dr. Flower has a different take on the situation, although it doesn’t entirely contradict Brianna’s story. “Needing to have a bowel movement and desperately wanting to get on a toilet is one thing,” Dr. Flower points out, “But there’s no reason to be yelling it through the hallway.” “You got detention for yelling in the hallway,” she tells Brianna, “And the fact that you needed a bowel movement and messed in your panties because of it, is your fault not mine.” “You only gave me detention because you heard me tell Pru how bad I had to go,” Brianna argues back to Dr. Flower, “You knew that making me stay for detention was going to make me go in my pants.” “You only made me stay for like 40 minutes,” the girl also argues, “You made me stay just long enough so I did the mess in my panties and then you let me go.”

Dr. Flower, of course, starts to argue against that but I put up my hand to stop her. “We’re getting too far off the subject at hand,” I tell them both, “We need to refocus on what Brianna did in the girls’ room today. The reality of the situation is that there’s not a whole lot of difference in the two accounts of what happened yesterday. I don’t doubt that Brianna, in her urgent need to get to a toilet she could use, in an excited state, yelled to her friend. On the other hand, it seems a pretty trivial thing to give a girl detention for – especially when, obviously, she was simply eager -- bordering on desperate -- to get to a toilet before she messed in her panties yet again. And I’m afraid I have seen Dr. Flower be quite mean to girls on occasion. Accordingly, I can’t totally discount Brianna’s account of yesterday afternoon. I mean, I don’t really think Dr. Flower gave her detention for the express purpose of making her mess in her panties, but then again, I’m not so sure she wasn’t happy about that, either. Quite frankly, I can see what made Brianna so angry.

But obviously, that doesn’t excuse writing “Dr. Flower Sucks” on the girls’ room wall today. “That was really stupid, Brianna,” I tell her frankly, “I don’t care what you think Dr. Flower did to you, there’s no excuse for that.” “Your first trip to the girls’ room after 3 weeks on toilet suspension and you do this,” I reiterate, “Like I said, that was really, really stupid!”

Naturally, Brianna begs me not to put her back on toilet suspension. “Please sir – Make me write lines or clean the bathrooms,” she pleads, “But please, sir, please don’t make me go through that again.” Certainly, I can consider the circumstances that caused Brianna to write what she did and consequently I don’t have to give her a LONG toilet suspension for this. But, given what she did -- specifically what she wrote -- I unfortunately can’t spare her entirely. “I’m sorry, young lady, but I have no choice to put you back on toilet suspension,” I tell her, as she breaks down in tears, “As I said before, there really is no excuse for what you did.” “I’m going to start by putting you on toilet suspension for a week,” I then explain and note for the record, “But I’m also going to put a condition on that.” “If all you do is urinate in your pants, you’ll be on toilet suspension for the full week,” I explain further and further note for the record, “But I’ll hear an appeal from you if you have a bowel movement in your pants on any one of those days.” “If you do wind up with a mess in your pants on one of those days, you can come back before the TVPC,” I tell Brianna, “And I’ll consider ending your toilet suspension with that.” But in explaining all this, I also make it clear that it will take a full bowel movement in her pants and not just a little bit to shorten her toilet suspension. “I’m sorry, Brianna,” I tell her further, “But that’s the best I can do.

I can tell that Brianna is none too pleased to be going back on toilet suspension, but hopefully she appreciates just how lenient I’ve been. Looking over at Dr. Flower, she’s none too pleased at the leniency of the girl’s punishment. With the terms I’ve set, it’s actually going to be, at most, only 1 more bowel movement in her pants. Given the leniency of her toilet suspension, though, I hit Brianna quite hard with some other punishments. “It’s also going to be a full week in detention cleaning bathrooms,” I tell her and note for the record, “And that’s going to be full bathroom cleaning duty and not just scrubbing graffiti off the wall.” I also impose a stern sentence of having to write “I will not write nasty messages on the girls‘ room wall in school again” 1,000 times and having to write Dr. Flower a 2,000 word letter of apology. “Yes, sir,” she says quietly.

She’s no doubt contemplating whether she’d rather just have a bowel movement in her panties and get the toilet suspension over with right away or whether she’d rather just wet her pants for 5 days and avoid the big stuff entirely. Mostly, though, I’m sure she’s regretting what she wrote on the girls’ room wall.

For the final item on our agenda this afternoon, I turn to Miss Musso -- clad, as usual in her trademark tight red spandex. She’s got an interesting case from this afternoon in gym class apparently involving three of her students. For this matter, she calls before the TVPC Delia, Jasmine, and Lindy -- 3 pretty freshmen who are all close friends. In fact, the 3 of them and their friends Logan (actually, Lindy’s twin brother) and Garret are inseparable and the 2 boys are in the spectators section as we speak.

“I DIDN’T DO IT!” Lindy claims (with a smile) as she takes the podium. She’s actually correct, though, as it appears that only Jasmine and Delia are charged with toilet violations today. “Really sir, this was nothing,” Lindy, a tall, pretty blonde, claims, “Jasmine and Delia were just kidding around and its’ really nothing to punish them for.” “Well, I’m going to hear from Coach Musso before I decide that, alright?” I ask her. It’s obviously a rhetorical question but Delia answers in the affirmative anyway. Actually, I’m really confused about what happened here, so I turn to Miss Musso and ask her to start from the beginning.

“First of all, Lindy is not charged with anything -- she didn’t do it just like she said she didn’t,” the spandex-clad gym teacher and coach explains, “Lindy is merely the victim of this so-called prank from her so-called friends.” “Really, Lindy, you could do a lot better choosing your friends,” Miss Musso suggests to the pretty and popular freshman honor student, “If my friends did something like that to me, they wouldn’t be my friends for very long.” “Really, it was nothing, Coach Musso,” Lindy then tells her, clearly trying to play down this incident, “They were just kidding around -- it really wasn’t a big deal at all.” “It most certainly was a big deal, young lady,” Miss Musso tells her emphatically, “What Jasmine and Delia did to you was certainly ‘Bathroom Harassment’ and I intend to see that they get punished for it.”

Pressing her to get to the point, Miss Musso tells us that there was a bit of a “hubbub” after gym class 6th period this afternoon. “I guess it all started during gym class with Lindy telling me that she needed to go to the bathroom,” Miss Musso reports, “She said that she had to go kind of bad and that she had to go both ways.” “Normally I like to let the girls go when they tell me that they need to, but Lindy had already asked to go several times in gym class before,” the sexy, shapely gym teacher continues, “So this time I told her that she was going to have to wait until gym class was over.” “And when gym class was over, I saw Lindy head quickly to the locker room,” Miss Musso reports further, “I assumed she was heading immediately for the toilets but Jasmine and Delia apparently beat her to it.” “The thing was that we already had a girl in there doing toilet sitting punishment the whole period,” she continues further, “It was CeCe being punished for squatting to urinate with the toilet seat still down.”

With that, I motion for Miss Musso to get to the point. “What specifically did Jasmine and Delia do to harass Lindy in the bathroom?” I ask her. “Well, apparently, those two beat Lindy to the bathroom and they blocked 2 of the stalls so Lindy couldn’t use them,” Miss Musso tells us, “And with CeCe taking one of the other stalls for her punishment, that left Lindy only the stall that has no door on the front.” “I got there and the poor girl was stuck going both ways in that open-stalled toilet,” Miss Musso clarifies with an angry look toward Jasmine and Delia, “And her so-called friends are standing there giggling at her.” “I guess Lindy had a bit of an emergency,” the gym teacher speculates, “I guess she couldn’t wait and she had no choice but to just jump on the open toilet and do what she had to do.” “I guess that’s what her two friends were counting on,” she adds. Coach Musso uses air quotes when she referred to those girls as being “friends” of Lindy.

Apparently, Jasmine and Delia thought they were quite clever (and their male friends Logan and Garret apparently think this is quite funny as well), but I’m not amused. “And it’s not like they haven’t done this kind of thing before,” Miss Musso points out. She reminds us that they each have a prior violation for “Bathroom-Related Teasing” -- specifically teasing a girl named Jan for wearing pull-ups training pants to school. The pull-ups were a punishment from Jan’s parents because of prior panty-soiling accidents that the girl had. “I mean, that wasn’t nearly as bad as this one,” Miss Musso adds, “But I think it tells you what kind of people the are and that they didn’t seem to learn their lesson from their punishment for that.” Lindy, again, was entirely innocent in that matter as she appears to be in this matter today,” Miss Musso notes.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Toilet Violations Punishment Committee

But Lindy, once again, tries to downplay this incident. “Really sir, I just wish these charges would be dropped,” she suggests, “They were just kidding around and didn’t mean anything by it.” “Really sir, it just wasn’t that big a deal,” the blonde-haired freshman beauty argues, “They did block me from using those 2 toilets but I just went and did my business in the other toilet and that was that.” “It‘s really not something that anyone needs to be punished for,” she argues further, “It’s not like they made me have an accident or anything like that.” “I mean, if they had made me have an accident, then I’d be pretty mad about it,” Lindy adds, “But I still was able to use the toilet so there really wasn’t any harm done.” “I mean, I’d certainly rather have used one of those stalls with a door,” Lindy notes, “But using the open stall like I did really wasn’t that big a deal.”

Jasmine and Delia are, of course, eagerly nodding their heads in agreement with that. Obviously, they want the charges dropped even more than Lindy does. But Lindy is wrong and Miss Musso is right. “So you 2 don’t think it’s a big deal, do you?” I ask them in a decidedly angry tone, “You don’t think it’s a big deal to have to sit and do a bowel movement with no door on the stall for privacy?” “So neither of you would think it’s a big deal if you were stuck doing your own business in a stall without a door on it?” I also ask them. Neither of them know what to say to that. I take it that neither of them are particularly comfortable having their bowel movements at school even when they have a door on the stall for privacy. Both girls have a prior violation for Panty-Soiling and Delia’s was a doubleheader. I mean, they generally seem to do it when they become desperate enough, but I get the distinct feeling that Lindy is the only one of the 3 who is genuinely comfortable with having bowel movements away from home. Obviously, she can even manage to do it with others harassing her about it. But still, Lindy has a right to go at school without being harassed and giggled at by other girls and I angrily lecture Jasmine and Delia about that. “Our toilets are a place where girls have important business to take care of,” I lecture these 2 freshmen, “Our bathrooms, OBVIOUSLY, aren’t there for your own personal amusement.”

“I guess we really shouldn’t have done that -- we’re sorry, sir,” Delia then explains -- a point that Jasmine nods her head in agreement with.” “But like Lindy said, the important thing was that she was still able to use the toilet,” Delia tells us, “It wasn’t that we made her have an accident or anything like that.” “We would never have done that, sir,” Jasmine adds. “It’s just like Delia says, we’re sorry about what we did,” Jasmine continues, “It was just a stupid thing to do, I guess, but we really didn‘t mean to do any harm.” “We really didn’t mean to hurt anybody -- we were just kidding around,” Delia chimes back in, “We knew that Lindy was going to use the open stall if she needed to -- We knew she was never going to mess in her pants.” “Lindy just doesn’t do things like that,” she adds.

“Well, our school toilets aren’t there for your own personal amusement,” I tell them again, “They are places where girls need to take care of important bathroom business.” “And girls have the right to do their business in the girls‘ room without being harassed and teased by girls like you,” I sternly lecture them, “You two most certainly will be punished for this.” “And I’m not the one you two young ladies need to apologize to,” I continue in a stern tone, “Lindy is the one you girls need to apologize to.” “We’re sorry, Lindy,” both of them then say, almost in unison.

But that apology, although seemingly sincere and obviously accepted by Lindy, is obviously not enough. Obviously, they need to be put in Lindy’s place if they are going to truly be sorry for what they’ve done. “Since neither of you girls think it’s a big deal to have to use open stalls, I’m sure you won’t mind doing just that for the next 3 weeks,” I then sentence them, “For the next 3 weeks, you girls will get to experience exactly what you made Lindy experience.” “If you’re using a girls’ room that does have a doorless stall, that’s the stall you have to use,” I explain and note for the record, “And if there is no doorless stall in the girls’ room that you’re using, you’ll leave the door open in the stall that you do use.” I pause to give that a moment to sink in. “For the next 3 weeks, you two girls won’t be having any privacy when you use the bathroom at school.”

Suffice to say, Jasmine and Delia aren’t pleased to hear this. In fact, they seem too shocked at this point to even speak. “And that will be every time you’re using a toilet in school for the next 3 weeks,” I reiterate, “That goes for when you‘re in there urinating and, of course, when you also have to defecate.” “Neither of you better be caught using a stall with the door closed or you’ll be one very sorry young lady,” I warn them. “That would, of course, extend your punishment even longer,” I warn them further, “And I can assure you that they’ll be detention and a writing assignment to go along with that.” Both girls -- pretty much in unison -- beg me to reconsider. Even Lindy starts to chime in, arguing in their defense. But I immediately bang my gavel to stop it all. “I don’t want to hear it!” I angrily tell them all, “Your punishment is obviously well-deserved and it will most certainly stand.

Additionally, Jasmine and Delia are each assigned to write, “I will not harass girls in the girls’ room at school again” 500 times, and also to each write Lindy a 1,000 word letter of apology. They also each get a week of detention. Jasmine and Delia start to argue again -- arguing that maybe they can do without privacy in the girls’ room when they just have to pee but not when they have to do “the other.” Obviously, it’s not the detention an the writing punishment that concerns them so much but the 3 weeks of using the girls’ room without any privacy. “Please sir -- there’s got to be a better way you can punish us,” Delia then pleads, “There’s got to be an alternative punishment you can give us instead of that.” “No, there is no alternative, young lady,” I tell Delia emphatically, “There was no alternative for Lindy earlier today, so there’s going to be no alternative for you and Jasmine for the next 3 weeks.” “And rest assured, young ladies, there will be consequences if you decide not to do what you need to do in the girls’ room,” I warn them, “You’ll get no sympathy from the TVPC if I find you before us in wet pants or messy panties because of this.” Lindy managed to use the toilet like that, so I expect that both of you will do the same,” I explain to them, “Turnabout is fair play as far as I’m concerned.”

“Dismissed!” I tell them, as I bang my gavel once again, cutting off any further discussion, “Your punishments will stand!”

So concludes another session of the Toilet Violations Punishment Committee. Meeting adjourned at 4:18 PM.

[spandexman]

Thanks again

Mrs. Johns is a very kinky woman. Love that she got caught. But Grace is my favorite. Thanks for blessing us with your reports. .

[worldofbaom]

Mrs. Johns getting caught was very hot. I think Dr. Flower is on to something if she also knows that Grace is also turned on by messing her red spandex. Can't wait till her student catch her in the act in the games.

[spandexman]

These were the best reports. Miss Arnold.

[Arnold Ziffel]

Thanks for the compliment. It's good t know my stories are appreciated. It's going to be awhile -- maybe 2 to 3 weeks -- but another TVPC installment is indeed in the works.

[spandexman]

Good to know you are still around. Look forward to reading about Grace's mishaps.