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    My wiife has a friend who lives about half a mike from us, she regularly walks to the shops and has to go part our house. This particular morning I saw her walk past on her way to the shops. About five minuetes later there was a knock on the door and I was surprised to see her standing there. She asked if the wife was in, I said no that she had work this morning. I asked if I could give her a message. She said had an accident. I asked what type of accident, perhaps she needed some first aid. She replied no, an accident in my Underware. She went on to say "I was walking up the hill and felt a bit bloated, so I tried to break wind but needed a little more effort, so I tried again and that's when I had a bowel movement, twice" I didn't quite now what to do so I treated her like a child. I bought her in the house and felt her bottom through her knee length shorts, and could feel a warm soft sensation. I kept my hand there while walked her to the toilet, I suppose it was to make sure it stayed in her pants. She pulled her t shirt up to her tummy and let me pull her shorts off. Her panties were very full, a large brown stain went almost to the top of her panties. She began to pull her panties down but alot of the pooh began to fall on the floor. She began to wipe her bottom but was very awkward and then asked "please would you clean my bottom, its been a long time since I soiled my self" I wiped and washed her rear, while she took care of between her legs. She was soon cleaned up, but both her panties and shorts were not wearable. I gave her a pair of track suit bottoms so she could get home.

    When the wife came home I told her what happened. She said that she has accidents now and again and that she had cleaned her up twice befor, once in a public lavatory.

    I said what a turn on it was feeling the. 'accident' in her pants. This was the start of our own 'accidents, more of which I will tell you later.

  • #2
    Amazing, your house is like a magnet for shit. Funny, that.

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    • #3
      err....

      I always get pissed when DeltaFoxtrot calls some of these stories unbelieveable, but COME ON! A woman with messed panties just saunters into some guy's house, gets undressed in front of him, and lets him wipe her bum??? I can only suspend my disbelief so far....

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      • #4
        If you want your own private wank material, that's fine. Just write it in Microsoft Word or something. I do it all the time, and you don't see me bothering people with obvious lies and trying to pass it as truth.

        -Six

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        • #5
          Oy... what a load of crap.

          Can we form some kind of standards committee? I don't mind fantasy, but it has to be at least remotely believable.

          Originally posted by Narada
          I always get pissed when DeltaFoxtrot calls some of these stories unbelieveable, but COME ON! A woman with messed panties just saunters into some guy's house, gets undressed in front of him, and lets him wipe her bum??? I can only suspend my disbelief so far....
          So you condemn me one day and support me the next.

          Which is it bud?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DeltaFoxtrot
            So you condemn me one day and support me the next.

            Which is it bud?

            I support you when I agree with what you say!

            Hell, as long as you don't talk trash on MY stories, we're good!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Narada
              I always get pissed when DeltaFoxtrot calls some of these stories unbelieveable, but COME ON! A woman with messed panties just saunters into some guy's house, gets undressed in front of him, and lets him wipe her bum??? I can only suspend my disbelief so far....
              Jesus, what a complete plonker you are!

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              • #8
                Hello from my arse

                Originally posted by Apemantus
                Jesus, what a complete plonker you are!
                Right. Before this degenerates into a juvenile flame war, I am adding you to my Ignore List. Have fun being a tosser!
                Last edited by Narada; April 12, 2011, 12:36 PM. Reason: cos Apemantus is a prat.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Narada
                  Right. Before this degenerates into a juvenile flame war, I am adding you to my Ignore List. Have fun being a tosser!
                  Oh and add DeltaFoxtrot too, please.

                  That person starts fair arguments, but always killing a thread. Someone posts something nice, he finds an aspect he doesn't like and hijacks the thread for a discussion/flame war on this particular aspect.

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                  • #10
                    How to Ignore people

                    Originally posted by Drying
                    Oh and add DeltaFoxtrot too, please.

                    That person starts fair arguments, but always killing a thread. Someone posts something nice, he finds an aspect he doesn't like and hijacks the thread for a discussion/flame war on this particular aspect.
                    Drying, you can pick who you choose to ignore. Just click "User CP" at the top of this page and then go down to "Buddy/Ignore List." Under the part that says Ignore, type the name of the people you want to ignore.
                    Last edited by Narada; April 13, 2011, 12:57 PM. Reason: cos i added somethin

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Narada
                      Drying, you can pick who you choose to ignore. Just click "User CP" at the top of this page and then go down to "Buddy/Ignore List." Under the part that says Ignore, type the name of the people you want to ignore.
                      Nah I don't ignore people. Guess I just wanted to express opinion about someone in a less than nice way.

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