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Lapdance skidmark
This afternoon I had to go to a Home Depot for some special paint and other materials. Since I was close to Albany went to one of the local stripjoints for a little fun and company. Afternoons are not busy, but there were four girls working the bar and the barmaid was even hotter than the dancers and went on stage once for a regular customer and a big tip.
A buxom Latin beauty who went by the name of Santana came from the dressingroom, she was a knockout, olive skin, big almond shaped brown eyes, thick wavy auburn-blonde hair and a set of 38DD's that everyone took notice of. To my surprise the older gentleman a couple seats next to me cut her lapdance short and left the bar in a huff. She came up to me and I readily handed her a $5.00 bill.
Santana knew how to move and gyrate, but also passed a lot of smelly wind! I must admit smelling such a gorgeous dancer's pungent gas made me hard under my shorts. I pulled out a 20 and let her do four more dances; she blushed and and moved a little carefully after the second dance and by the third long dance informed me that she needed to excuse herself. Just as she was about to get up a drunk staggered through the bar looking for his favorite blonde and almost knocked Santana over. She grabbed me as I sat in my chair and then bolted up!
I looked on my leg and saw a warm brown smelly skidmark. I got out of my chair and caught up to the gorgeous Latin bombshell and handed her a $10.00 bill and she gave me a peck on the cheek and strutted to the bathroom. I saw a wide 3" long shiny dark brown skidmark on the seat of her shiny red spandex hotpants just before she disappeared.
I overheard the black dancer talking to the barmaid and they both laughed. It turned out the Buxom Latin beauty had a case of the backdoor trots and went home. I was hoping she would return, but we can't win them all.
I can't wait to visit the place again, and soon.
A buxom Latin beauty who went by the name of Santana came from the dressingroom, she was a knockout, olive skin, big almond shaped brown eyes, thick wavy auburn-blonde hair and a set of 38DD's that everyone took notice of. To my surprise the older gentleman a couple seats next to me cut her lapdance short and left the bar in a huff. She came up to me and I readily handed her a $5.00 bill.
Santana knew how to move and gyrate, but also passed a lot of smelly wind! I must admit smelling such a gorgeous dancer's pungent gas made me hard under my shorts. I pulled out a 20 and let her do four more dances; she blushed and and moved a little carefully after the second dance and by the third long dance informed me that she needed to excuse herself. Just as she was about to get up a drunk staggered through the bar looking for his favorite blonde and almost knocked Santana over. She grabbed me as I sat in my chair and then bolted up!
I looked on my leg and saw a warm brown smelly skidmark. I got out of my chair and caught up to the gorgeous Latin bombshell and handed her a $10.00 bill and she gave me a peck on the cheek and strutted to the bathroom. I saw a wide 3" long shiny dark brown skidmark on the seat of her shiny red spandex hotpants just before she disappeared.
I overheard the black dancer talking to the barmaid and they both laughed. It turned out the Buxom Latin beauty had a case of the backdoor trots and went home. I was hoping she would return, but we can't win them all.
I can't wait to visit the place again, and soon.
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