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Pee tastes better after eating at Hooters. 
Seriously!!
I've been practicing drinking my own pee when I know it's fairly well diluted. I don't believe any of the nonsense about it being good for your body, I'm just building up my tolerance for the next time I find a GF that's open to pee fun.
I've licked pee in the past (for example, licking it off of a girl's legs and honey pot after she pees on me), but I've never actually drank a girl's pee. The next time I have a pee friendly GF, I'm definitely going to do it, and I'm going to try to drink down an entire bladder-full (if I can).
So I noticed last week that after going to Hooters, my pee tasted unusually good. The bitter aftertaste was completely gone. It actually tasted good. I stopped peeing in the toilet and peed a few ounces more into my glass, just so I could drink some more of it.
I'm trying to figure out exactly what it was in what I drank and ate that could have effected the taste of my pee so dramatically. My best guess is that Hooters could be using Diet Pepsi sweetened with Saccharin instead of Aspartame (Saccharin is cheaper than Aspartame, and unlike Aspartame, Saccharin's sweetness survives gastrointestinal metabolism, and 92% of any given dose is excreted in urine). I was also wondering if Hooter's Diet Pepsi might be sweetened with Sucralose, but apparently only 15% of Sucralose makes it to the bladder, I don't think that could account for the dramatic change in taste.
I tasted my pee again last night after getting home from Hooters, and although still sweeter than normal, it wasn't quite as sweet as the first time. The only difference in my meals between the first and second time was a salad on the first trip (with lettuce, cheese shreds, croutons, and quite a bit of cucumber). Also, I may have been eating more bananas last week than this week.
I'm guessing that saccharin was the main ingredient in sweetening my pee, but the cucumbers and bananas may have also played a role. So I guess the lesson is, if you're on date, and hoping to drink her pee after dinner, get her to eat a salad with cucumbers, a banana split for dessert (or maybe banana cream pis), and some coffee sweetened with the artificial sweetener in the pink package (Saccharin).
Seriously!!
I've been practicing drinking my own pee when I know it's fairly well diluted. I don't believe any of the nonsense about it being good for your body, I'm just building up my tolerance for the next time I find a GF that's open to pee fun.
I've licked pee in the past (for example, licking it off of a girl's legs and honey pot after she pees on me), but I've never actually drank a girl's pee. The next time I have a pee friendly GF, I'm definitely going to do it, and I'm going to try to drink down an entire bladder-full (if I can).
So I noticed last week that after going to Hooters, my pee tasted unusually good. The bitter aftertaste was completely gone. It actually tasted good. I stopped peeing in the toilet and peed a few ounces more into my glass, just so I could drink some more of it.
I'm trying to figure out exactly what it was in what I drank and ate that could have effected the taste of my pee so dramatically. My best guess is that Hooters could be using Diet Pepsi sweetened with Saccharin instead of Aspartame (Saccharin is cheaper than Aspartame, and unlike Aspartame, Saccharin's sweetness survives gastrointestinal metabolism, and 92% of any given dose is excreted in urine). I was also wondering if Hooter's Diet Pepsi might be sweetened with Sucralose, but apparently only 15% of Sucralose makes it to the bladder, I don't think that could account for the dramatic change in taste.
I tasted my pee again last night after getting home from Hooters, and although still sweeter than normal, it wasn't quite as sweet as the first time. The only difference in my meals between the first and second time was a salad on the first trip (with lettuce, cheese shreds, croutons, and quite a bit of cucumber). Also, I may have been eating more bananas last week than this week.
I'm guessing that saccharin was the main ingredient in sweetening my pee, but the cucumbers and bananas may have also played a role. So I guess the lesson is, if you're on date, and hoping to drink her pee after dinner, get her to eat a salad with cucumbers, a banana split for dessert (or maybe banana cream pis), and some coffee sweetened with the artificial sweetener in the pink package (Saccharin).
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