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I was at a small sporting event the other night, small enough to be a total Level 1 situation (no real chance of seeing anything pee related), but lo and behold I saw something that may or may not have been a sighting, and whether it was or not, has had me on edge ever since.
Anyway, when the event was over I was walking out when I noticed a middle-aged blonde woman wearing knee-length capris and it looked like there may have been a small dark patch up by the back of her crotch. Nothing out of the ordinary as there are many times I think I see things, and it was only a quick glance. But there was more evidence.
She turned and was facing me and it looked like the other friends she was with--all ladies--were reassuring her, and she then took a blue sweater and tied it around her waist. At that point she started heading off (I assumed to the bathroom) and I was able to get close enough to hear her say, clearly but calmly, "I'm just so mortified."
Because most people were heading to the same place I was able to get behind her to see if she went to the ladies room and/or if there would be any other evidence of having had an accident. As she walked briskly but in control she bumped into a group and began chatting, and it became clear she was chaperoning a bunch of kids, and one of them had been injured in the stands (there had been an ambulance there).
She finally said, "Can you guys wait right here I have to go to the bathroom!" Then she headed that way, and seeing no further evidence, I was forced to abandon the chase.
In the end I am entirely unsure if she peed in her pants or not. For those in the US I would say if pants peeing were a crime there is enough evidence to indict, probably not to convict. And either way it gave me that unmistakable rush of adrenaline that cannot be duplicated any other way.
Thoughts?
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Anyway, when the event was over I was walking out when I noticed a middle-aged blonde woman wearing knee-length capris and it looked like there may have been a small dark patch up by the back of her crotch. Nothing out of the ordinary as there are many times I think I see things, and it was only a quick glance. But there was more evidence.
She turned and was facing me and it looked like the other friends she was with--all ladies--were reassuring her, and she then took a blue sweater and tied it around her waist. At that point she started heading off (I assumed to the bathroom) and I was able to get close enough to hear her say, clearly but calmly, "I'm just so mortified."
Because most people were heading to the same place I was able to get behind her to see if she went to the ladies room and/or if there would be any other evidence of having had an accident. As she walked briskly but in control she bumped into a group and began chatting, and it became clear she was chaperoning a bunch of kids, and one of them had been injured in the stands (there had been an ambulance there).
She finally said, "Can you guys wait right here I have to go to the bathroom!" Then she headed that way, and seeing no further evidence, I was forced to abandon the chase.
In the end I am entirely unsure if she peed in her pants or not. For those in the US I would say if pants peeing were a crime there is enough evidence to indict, probably not to convict. And either way it gave me that unmistakable rush of adrenaline that cannot be duplicated any other way.
Thoughts?
99
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