Hilarious Search Result (Off Topic)

[Lawrence]

When I'm bored, I sometimes do random Google searches, of the entire web, not just photos or video, for certain phrases. Over the years, I've gotten pretty good at it.

I like reading true accounts of accidents or desperation, even if there are no photos. And sometimes it is clear that it really is a true story, e.g., news reports, academic journals, personal blogs, etc. So a little bit of patience and creativity with search strings sometimes pays off. Using quote marks, and knowing how to place them, makes a big difference in how effective the searches are.

Just for a taste, you could try a basic Google web search for:

"her bladder" accident

typed into the search box exactly as it appears above, and you might be pleasantly surprised at what you find, especially if you have the patience to go beyond the first few pages of results.

Other examples might be

"her weak bladder" wetting
"my weak bladder" emergency
"couldn't wait" bathroom

And so on.

Anyway...

I just did a search for a string that I have used before with good results, but it's a been awhile. (I do have an offline life.) In fact, it has apparently been about two and a half months or more since I have searched for this particular string.

The string I plugged into Google is:

"I tried to hold it" bladder

Eight of the first ten hits are a story that appears to be true, from the middle of September, about a Chinese guy that had an eel swim up his penis during some sort of a spa treatment. The eel made it all the way into the guy's bladder, and he had to have surgery to remove it. (I think they removed the eel, and not his bladder.)

Apparently the eel was meant to be part of the spa treatment. But it wasn't supposed to perform such an invasive procedure.

Okaaaaaay.

I think I'll move on to the second page of search results. [LMAO]



LM

[Lawrence]

More relevant results

Now, see... Here's a search string that produced something really interesting (at least for me) as the first hit in a Google web search:

bathroom emergency "weak bladder"

This search string, when entered in Google with the quotes as shown above, gave me an article on bladder weakness, dated June of this year, at a site called vibrantnation. (No, it's not about vibrators.)

The article itself is nothing special. It's a women's health article. But the beginning of the article has a link to a personal narrative by a woman who became desperate while locked out, and at the end of the article, there are links to "4 tips to help you wait when there’s no bathroom available" and "7 'don'ts' to avoid when you’re trying to hold it."

This is all on a site written by women, for women.

And it's all very nonsexual in nature. Which for me, is what makes it so interesting. Because it's real.

LM

[quietpr11]

LOL...the universal penis does not approve of that story. All guys everywhere would like now to slap you.

As for that second post...I find this kind of thing fascinating too...practical (honest) discussion of bladder related issues is way more interesting to me that an obviously exaggerated implausible erotic story on the subject. Though I do love well-crafted erotica just as well.

[Ker Chunk]

LOL...the universal penis does not approve of that story. All guys everywhere would like now to slap you.

Isn't that the truth--man, there's an image I didn't ever need.

[Vic]

Do a google search of "candiru".
YIKES!!- Vic