I was at the Coldplay concert last night (Sunday 10th) in Manchester, Uk, around 30 - 40,000 people packed in to a football stadium with beer a plenty and thousands of scantily clad young women, a perfect scenario!
I took a few walks around during breaks between bands (coldplay only came on late so it was dark for their light show) so there had been lots drunk long before the main event. I have never seen such long queues for ladies toilets, with much leg crossing and squirming to admire. Unfortunately I didnt have a camera with me (I know, you will probably slate me).
The most interesting incident happened at the end of the night, like most people I needed to pee but didn't want to miss any of Coldplay's show, so at the end everyone rushed for relief. I was in a large mens block in a kind of semi circle minding my own business peeing away with around 30 other blokes when I heard a small commotion behind me. I turned my head to see a very attractive, scantily clad young woman dash into the block, clearly in a state of desperation and having seen the queue for the womens decided to run the risk of entering the mens. Most blokes simply smiled and laughed as she dived into a cubicle, I did try to listen for the lovely hissing sound but there was too much chatter, but I did wait outside to see her leave, unfortunately still dry....
I took a few walks around during breaks between bands (coldplay only came on late so it was dark for their light show) so there had been lots drunk long before the main event. I have never seen such long queues for ladies toilets, with much leg crossing and squirming to admire. Unfortunately I didnt have a camera with me (I know, you will probably slate me).
The most interesting incident happened at the end of the night, like most people I needed to pee but didn't want to miss any of Coldplay's show, so at the end everyone rushed for relief. I was in a large mens block in a kind of semi circle minding my own business peeing away with around 30 other blokes when I heard a small commotion behind me. I turned my head to see a very attractive, scantily clad young woman dash into the block, clearly in a state of desperation and having seen the queue for the womens decided to run the risk of entering the mens. Most blokes simply smiled and laughed as she dived into a cubicle, I did try to listen for the lovely hissing sound but there was too much chatter, but I did wait outside to see her leave, unfortunately still dry....
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