Bree Tries to Pee

[Ker Chunk]

I guess I was so busy watching Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blooded Train Wreck that I missed this particular tidbit about his "Goddess Number 1," Penthouse Playmate and porn star Bree Olson (aka Rachel Oberlin), getting busted in Indiana for DUI and trying to relieve herself on the floor while she was being arraigned:

http://rumorfix.com/full-entry/2011/...oom-floor.html

Alright, it actually happened last month--but that's winning!

[Apemantus]

Shame she didn't let go in her pants!

I gotta say that altho it is always sad when someone's addiction makes them into a figure of ridicule, Sheen is very entertaining in his complete madness! Some of his quotes are just amazing:

"Practice is for amateurs"

"Yeah. I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Just wow.

And of course I hope he makes it through this rough patch without turning into a complete asshole, close as he is to it in some respects!

[Razz]

Ran across this clip of Bree peeing the other day-
http://fapdu.com/bree-olson-who-wants-watch